#Henway

[maddascanbe-blog]

Honestly, with the hair how could I NOT! Please enjoy the pun-name, it brings me so much joy.

Momo and the Rooster just made sense, frankly. The hair, the color pallet, the potential for bullshit. And, in my never ending quest to point out better options for her suit, the open back with a jacket over it.

Presumably all the hero costumes in MHA are made of a fancy fabric that stops it being wrecked all the time. So why not just have her back open and throw a jacket over! She rarely even uses the boob window!

Fuck- whatever. This suit doesn't necessarily scream rooster, but I like the simplicity. Especially since the next one- oof. So many details.

Bonus- no jacket

[accuratelotfquotes]

Jack: It smells like henway in here.

Piggy:

Ralph: Piggy.

Ralph, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Piggy: *sigh*

Piggy: What's a henway?

Jack: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS.

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Multi-tasking at work seems like a great idea, until you’re answering customer service emails in one window and having a pun-off in another. Almost asked a consultant what a henway is

[the-homestuck-side-blog]

Henway! The man’s exhausted!

i wanna doodle stuff to practice with the tablet but idk what 2 doodle so uhhh

rb with an fantroll and maybe ill doodle them messily (no guarantees tho)

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - ninety-one | it was the locking of the jail cell for me

You wondered why your chest seemed so heavy and opened your eyes. The blurriness of sleep cleared after blinking a few times, and you accidentally looked into the sun as it came through the window.

“Fuck…” you whispered.

You tried to roll over to escape it and found yourself immobilized by five kilos* of cat, all of which were staring right into your eyes.

“Good morning, Byeol.”

She slow-blinked and purred like an engine, making you chuckle. 

Well, now you couldn't get up. You were a cat bed and that was your lot in life until you died. If only all humanity could be as blessed as you were. Fortunately you didn’t have to pee, so you could comfortably be a bed for a while. You looked up at the ceiling as you petted Byeol, thinking about what happened the day before.

You just… could not believe that any of what you did actually worked. You were equal parts in awe of your own genius and fucking surprised that you had managed to get the confession. You wondered, in what measure, you should praise your intelligence vs. Byungchul’s stupidity. You supposed that criminals of his ilk had to be at least a little stupid, otherwise they wouldn’t commit the crimes they did.

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw your phone light up with a message.

You closed your phone and went back to your thoughts. 

Aside from being proud and surprised, you were also, if you could stand to admit in the privacy of your own mind - which you absolutely could - dazzled by San’s heroic leap to your rescue. Sure, you were a strong, independent streamer who doesn’t need no man…

But you couldn’t deny that watching your cute friend run over to fight a bad guy for you kind of made you want a man. 

One man.

A particular man.

That man.

Him. You wanted him in particular.

Maybe you were so used to having to fight for Yeosang for so many years, but you suddenly understood the whole appeal of someone gallantly whooshing in and fighting in your stead. 

Like Tuxedo Mask, but actually effective.

…It was really hot.

You looked down at Byeol and pet her face as you whispered, “Your papa’s pretty cool, huh? Why didn’t you tell me about how cool he was?”

“Who’s cool?”

You froze for a second and looked over to where the voice had come from. 

A sleepy Yunho stood in the doorway of his room and rubbed his hand over his face.

“Uh, you and Woo were cool.” Byeol jumped away in anticipation of food and you were finally able to sit up. “Very good wingmen. I think you both have a future in spy work.”

He smiled and walked over to the coffee maker. “Maybe I’ll play one in a drama next. That was probably good experience for it.”

You chuckled. “Probably.”

“Hey,” San said as he exited his room. “How’d you sleep?”

“Pretty good, actually. Seeing one’s stalker walked over to a jail cell and locked inside for the night really does something for one’s stress levels.”

He smiled. “Do you want breakfast?”

“You can cook?”

“Hey--”

You held up your hands in surrender and laughed. “Every time I come over we order takeaway.”

Yunho filled a mug with coffee and turned around. “I can make pancakes.”

You smiled. “Oh, that’s--”

“He can make slightly cooked batter. Don’t let him fool you.” San said as he opened the fridge to look for ingredients.

“Hey! I’ve improved since then.”

San stood up straight. “Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.”

He narrowed his eyes and grilled Yunho for a moment.

“Okay, I haven’t made pancakes since then. But if I did, they’d come out better this time.”

San laughed as he pulled the carton of eggs out of the fridge and put it on the counter along with the milk. “Do you know where we keep the flour?”

Yunho took this as a challenge: did he know where they kept something he never used? He put his coffee mug down and turned towards the counter, surveying it.

San looked at you for a second and you raised your eyebrows at him, he smiled and turned back to Yunho, arms folded over his chest. Yunho continued to look at the counter and cabinets, seemingly thinking about what was inside each one, or perhaps, trying to remember what was in each one. He pointed at each cabinet door as he went through the possible items in his head. Finally, after a few minutes, he tapped one of the doors. 

“It’s in this one.”

San nodded. 

“I’m right?”

“Go ahead and open it.”

Yunho smiled and opened it, finding various bags of snacks instead.

You and San both tried to suppress your laughter.

“This is your snack cabinet, why would I know what’s in it?”

“Didn’t you know it was my snack cabinet though?” San asked with a laugh. 

“I forgot which one it was.” As if to add insult, a bag of popcorn fell out of the cabinet and hit him in the cheek before it fell onto the counter.

San walked to the counter and opened a cabinet door two doors over from the one Yunho had opened and took the flour out.

“I’ll teach you how to make pancakes, big guy.”

Yunho frowned. 

“Put my popcorn back.”

He did as he was told and waited while San pulled up a recipe on his phone.

You saw your phone light up; it had better not be Yeosang again.

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[hms-incorrect-quotes]

[smilepebble]

i don't really have any ideas for april fools this year... ah well

[imobsessedwitholiviarodrigo]

Poor Prongs

Y/N: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.  James: Okay, but what is updog?  Sirius: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.  Remus: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.  Peter: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.  Lily : Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.  Y/N: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.  Remus: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.  Sirius: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.  James: What’s a henway??  Y/N: Oh, about five pounds.

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[qquesadilla]

[ID: A photo of a tree with lumps on the side and front of its trunk, looking very much like a pregnant person with large breasts spread in opposite directions. End ID]

[starvoiddream]

Bat!sib: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Bruce: Okay, but what is updog?

Dick: Updog is a sausage in a bun.

Tim: No, that’s a hot dog, updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Damian: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Jason: Pretty sure that’s Uppsala, updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Duke: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for arbitrary small number in analysis proofs.

Cass: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Steph: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of henway.

Bruce, absolutely confused: What’s a henway??

Bat!sib: Oh, about five pounds.

[d1ssenter-be-damned]

No that's a Drapion. A distortion is something that distracts from the task at hand, usually created for stealth purposes (like making someone look away so you can sneak by them)

Have you ever heard of a distortion?

isn’t that the poison/dark type pokémon with the big tweezer claws

[nastylittleghouls]

Aether: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Aurora: Okay, but what is updog? Mountain: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Swiss: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Rain: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city here in Sweden. Dewdrop: That's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Lord of the Rings. Aether: That's Shelob. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Swiss: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Mountain: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Aurora: What's a henway?? Aether: Oh, about five pounds.

[avaleigh16]

Ghost: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Soap: >:O language

Y/n: Yeah watch your fucking language

Kyle: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Y/N THE FUCK WORD?

Rudy: 'The fuck word'.

Alejandro: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Y/n: Oh my god they censored it

Rudy: Say fuck, Alejandro.

Y/n: Do it, Alejandro. Say fuck.

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Soap: Rules are made to be broken.

Price: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Y/n: Uh, piñatas.

Kyle: Glow sticks.

Rudy: Karate boards.

Alejandro: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Ghost: Rules.

Soap: Y/n.

Y/n:

Price:

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Ghost: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Soap: Okay, but what is updog?

Y/n: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Kyle: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Rudy: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Alejandro: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Ghost: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Kyle: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Y/n: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Soap: What’s a henway??

Ghost: Oh, about five pounds.

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Chuckles: It smells like henway in here.

Kremy:

Twig: Kremy.

Twig, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Kremy: *sigh*

Kremy: What's a henway?

Chuckles: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Nanami: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Gojo: Okay, but what is updog? Haibara: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish! Geto: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Shoko: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden. Utahime: Surely, that’s Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Nanami: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Geto: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Haibara: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Gojo: What’s a henway?? Nanami: Oh, about five pounds.