#Henry Mccoy

[icarusredwings]

Wade, with electrods on his head: *intensely trying to get the ball in the cup*

Logan: ...What did you do to him?

Beast, looking at a screen and making notations: I bet he couldn't get the ball in the hole 100 times.

Logan: .. uh huh.... and how did you.. *vaugley gestures to wires*

Beast: Ah yes. So.. point blank.. he should be dead.

Logan: What!?

Beast: I miscalculated how much sedative to give him and well... he's got so much tranquilizer in him that it would put down an entire herd of elephants.

Logan: *Glances at him* He... seems okay, though..?

Beast: Yes. That is what concerns me.

Wade, who just now noticed Logan is here: Wovie!

Logan: Hi, bub. Whatcha doin?

Wade: *giggles* I 'on know!

Logan: Are you... okay?

Wade: Mhmm

Beast: Do you know where you are?

Wade: Mmhh nuhuh

Logan: uh.. huh... *concern*

Beast: I originally was trying to see how strong of an opioid he would need but.. I dont think they make pills in this high of a gram..

Logan: *staring* yeaahh..... probably for the best..

[celticcatgirl2]

No Freaking way….

[moonleey]

Gay family picture!✨ (plus the woke dog)

[nochiquinn]

x-men 97 text posts

[positivelybeastly]

Hank McCoy, by TimebombDog Art! You can find their Twitter here!

[x-mensirens]

The X-Men play 'Mutie Ball' in episode: Under Lock & Key

[exoticb-utters]

SFW Hank McCoy (Relationship) Headcanons - NSFW under the cut

-Avid strawberry lover. Fight me. It’s definitely his not-so-guilty pleasure, coming back from a long mission just to enjoy some nice fruit and your company. Strawberry shortcakes, pancakes, muffins, cheesecakes, you name it. Ironically, blueberries are also one of his favorites. (*cough* since, you know, he’s blue *cough*)

-Loves the look of domestication on you. The slightly messy hair, your comfy ‘I don’t care’ clothes you wear around the mansion, all of it. Something about your tame presence calms his chaotic, stressful state he finds himself in. 

 -Surprisingly, Hank has a green thumb. He enjoys gardening without a doubt; during the very little free time he gives himself anyway. While the hobby is relaxing to him and gets a good opportunity to study the greenery, he likes picking out the prettiest flower to give to you. “A beautiful flower for an even more beautiful woman.” He’ll say. What a charmer.

-Accidental Workaholic 100%. If you had to count the number of times you had to drag Henry’s blue arse out of that lab and into your shared room, you’d need a few more appendages. You’ll wake up in the middle of the night, noticing the empty space occupying Hank’s side of the bed. With a huff, you’d roll out of bed and march down to the lab. “Hank.” You would call out in the dark lab, save for the singular lamp that illuminated the very desk Hank sat in- hunched over like a hermit whilst looking into a microscope. “Yes, dear?” He’d reply, oblivious to the unholy hour of the night. “What time do you think it is right now?” You ask him with a raised brow, making him check his watch and cause his eyes to widen. “Oh my…I must’ve lost track of time, I’m so sorry to keep you waiting.” He’d sigh, shrugging his lab coat off his broad shoulders. “Say that to your sleep schedule…” You’d quip, earning you a deep chuckle from behind you. “Off to bed we go.” He kisses the temple of your head, leading you to your bedroom.

-Hank fs has a Dr Kink. He worked hard for that title, so rest assured every time he takes care of you or prescribes you something and you refer to him as your doctor…it may end up with you splayed across the table taking something other than medication….

-Praise Kink. I could go on and onnnnnn about this one. He definitely doesn’t get the attention he deserves in and out of the lab, so when you tell him how smart he is, or how his hard work is paying off? He’ll simply malfunction. It could be as simple as, “You look good today ;)” and he’ll be on his knees giving you something in return for your kindness.

A/N: my requests are open! I need more content for this page so I did something short and sweet with Hank since he’s painfully underrated imo. So, any character you wanna see me write pls shoot me a message!!

[voxxgrimly]

This might literally be the best art of him I've EVER drawn. Oh my God-- I need to do cartoon style art way more often.

Edit: This is almost at 100 likes and reposts!!! Oh my goodness, everyone. Thank you so much. I literally never thought this would happen!!! 💖💖💖✨

[anti-climactic]

magneto was right, that ass can fart

[616witch]

your worst day as a mutant will be your best as an x-man.

[half-an-hour-hence]

Could you do more Hank McCoy headcanons? They are feeding me I and hungry for them 🥺

Of course! Here’s more Beast headcanons for you:

- Hank’s a big astronomy nerd, so he really enjoys climbing to the roof of the mansion to stargaze when he’s stressed. Sometimes he’s joined by one of the other team members, and he likes to recite cool astronomy facts to them.

- He has a meticulous grooming routine for his fur. Hank uses all sorts of fancy oils and lotions to clean himself, especially after he returns from a mission.

- He’s always wanted to own a dog, but feels like being part of the X-Men and the amount of time he spends in his lab would make it impossible.

- Has an excessive amount of spare vials and test tubes in his lab because sometimes he gets distracted and accidentally grabs them too hard and they break.

- Can recite pi off by heart.

- Knows how to say hello in most European and Asian languages, and also knows a smattering of basic phrases in more common languages. Hank also knows a bit of sign language. He practices just in case he comes across a student who can’t speak much English/uses sign language. Remy and Kurt have taught him a few helpful phrases in French and German respectively.

- Secretly enjoys musicals

- Hank’s New Year’s resolutions are always unique, like learning a new skill that nobody else in the mansion can do. And he always manages to complete them.

[luaalz]

He was completely amazed to see the blue Hank LOL

[celticcatgirl2]

“Oh come on I turn my backs on you chucklefucks for 5 MINUTES….”

[gambeast]

Fluffy boy and unfinished sketches

[tojigasm]

Continuing this series

[positivelybeastly]

Teachers of the X-Men, by G1NGERBREAD.

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