#Hemi demi semi lich

[gavamont]

Hemi demi semi lich, on the feast of Steven

Came out from a candle that I had lit this evenin

I forgot that I had sealed him within the waxes

Now he comes to kill my ass with some spells and axes

Hemi demi semi lich storming through my tower

Though he’s only a few teeth he has quite great power

Breaking open magic jars and releasing curses

I am truly screwed this night, someone bring some hearses

Hemi demi semi lich now he has me cornered

Blacked my eye and loosed my teeth, soon I’ll be quite murdered

Then he plants into my gums, where my teeth are missing

Now he overtakes my mind, evil deeds beginning

Hemi demi semi lich, his evil plans get bigger

But my roommate though mundane, backup plans are triggered

Punches me square in the jaw, all my teeth are scattered

Seals them in figgy pudding, he’s stopped and that’s what matters

[gavamont]

No, you mustn’t! That is part of a ritual I’ve been working on to deal with the hemi-demi-semi-lich.

I don’t remember where he was sealed away last time we squared off, so I’m going to use that very peculiar candle for a ritual to find him. I’m sure nothing odd will happen.

Hey @gavamont, do you mind if I light this fancy looking bumpy candle I found in the board game cupboard? There's a pretty gnarly smell coming from the bathroom.

[gavamont]

Been thinking about the hemi-demi-semi-lich I encountered last holiday season since it’s rolling back around. I technically did watch it regain its strength and then killed with using a bathtub of Coca-Cola, but maybe it’s still around. Hard to say really…

[gavamont]

Twas the day before Christmas and the woods were a hush

No creature was stirring, except horny pixies in the bush

Gavamont in his Green was tucked away in his tower

Surely no one would bother him at such a late hour

But it was not a person at the door far beneath

It was a floating mass of necromantically charged teeth

The green wizard had thought he would never see that old bitch

But there was the remains of the hemi-demi-semi-lich

The teeth scraped at the door, barely leaving a mark

So faint Gavamont’s freaky horse-dog didn’t even give a bark

But the hemi-demi-semi-lich would not stop in his quest

He was out for revenge, which is cold when served best

[gavamont]

There’s liches, and lesser known is the demi-lich, which is a lich at lower power that is only a skull, but I have found it can go farther. I found a hemi-demi-semi-lich that was just a floating tooth that was feebly stabbing me with the root end of the tooth trying to draw some blood and life force.

It was honestly pretty sad to see, so I sharpened the tooth a bit and fed it some squirrels’ life force I had lying around. It immediately was able to gather a few more teeth together and might well gather a jaw soon if it can keep the momentum going, so I consider that my good deed for the holiday season that I’m sure will have no negative consequences.

[jimkinnz]

hemi demi semi lich, unky you know quite well

you,ll release again someday, and we won,t live to tell

those teeth have a mighty need, to impose their dark will

we can,t stop them if we try, you should not seal bu·ut kill

Hemi demi semi lich, on the feast of Steven

Came out from a candle that I had lit this evenin

I forgot that I had sealed him within the waxes

Now he comes to kill my ass with some spells and axes

Hemi demi semi lich storming through my tower

Though he’s only a few teeth he has quite great power

Breaking open magic jars and releasing curses

I am truly screwed this night, someone bring some hearses

Hemi demi semi lich now he has me cornered

Blacked my eye and loosed my teeth, soon I’ll be quite murdered

Then he plants into my gums, where my teeth are missing

Now he overtakes my mind, evil deeds beginning

Hemi demi semi lich, his evil plans get bigger

But my roommate though mundane, backup plans are triggered

Punches me square in the jaw, all my teeth are scattered

Seals them in figgy pudding, he’s stopped and that’s what matters

[mundanemurphy]

Hemi demi semi lich, I'm not as good at singing

But that should not take away, the homunculus' words' stinging

He is right this guy is shit, he is mean and nastardly

Someone ought to kill him soon, save us from crimes dastard-ly

Hemi demi semi lich, on the feast of Steven

Came out from a candle that I had lit this evenin

I forgot that I had sealed him within the waxes

Now he comes to kill my ass with some spells and axes

Hemi demi semi lich storming through my tower

Though he’s only a few teeth he has quite great power

Breaking open magic jars and releasing curses

I am truly screwed this night, someone bring some hearses

Hemi demi semi lich now he has me cornered

Blacked my eye and loosed my teeth, soon I’ll be quite murdered

Then he plants into my gums, where my teeth are missing

Now he overtakes my mind, evil deeds beginning

Hemi demi semi lich, his evil plans get bigger

But my roommate though mundane, backup plans are triggered

Punches me square in the jaw, all my teeth are scattered

Seals them in figgy pudding, he’s stopped and that’s what matters

[gavamont]

Hemi demi semi lich, though he is quite evil

It is still the Christmas tide, violent urges must still

Wish you may that he is gone, but it’s quite improper

To murder on Christmas Eve, even for this monster

Hemi demi semi lich, on the feast of Steven

Came out from a candle that I had lit this evenin

I forgot that I had sealed him within the waxes

Now he comes to kill my ass with some spells and axes

Hemi demi semi lich storming through my tower

Though he’s only a few teeth he has quite great power

Breaking open magic jars and releasing curses

I am truly screwed this night, someone bring some hearses

Hemi demi semi lich now he has me cornered

Blacked my eye and loosed my teeth, soon I’ll be quite murdered

Then he plants into my gums, where my teeth are missing

Now he overtakes my mind, evil deeds beginning

Hemi demi semi lich, his evil plans get bigger

But my roommate though mundane, backup plans are triggered

Punches me square in the jaw, all my teeth are scattered

Seals them in figgy pudding, he’s stopped and that’s what matters

[gavamont]

And the green wizard crept to check on his door

As the tooth of undead did slowly try to bore

Though last meeting went well but then poorly and dangerous

Dear Gav could not help but to pity the treacherous

So Gav opened his door and he let in the tooth

And he sat it down with hot cocoa in a nice cozy booth

So hemi-demi-semi-lich did cautiously sip

But still was dejected for his lack of vigor and zip

But Gav was puzzled with a question quite tricky

Which is more fitting, to replenish or kill quickly?

Twas the day before Christmas and the woods were a hush

No creature was stirring, except horny pixies in the bush

Gavamont in his Green was tucked away in his tower

Surely no one would bother him at such a late hour

But it was not a person at the door far beneath

It was a floating mass of necromantically charged teeth

The green wizard had thought he would never see that old bitch

But there was the remains of the hemi-demi-semi-lich

The teeth scraped at the door, barely leaving a mark

So faint Gavamont’s freaky horse-dog didn’t even give a bark

But the hemi-demi-semi-lich would not stop in his quest

He was out for revenge, which is is cold when served best

[gavamont]

And though the red wizard was at the window side jeering

Gavamont had a spell to keep the minute lich from hearing

But the holiday season was inspiration for the task

For what’s the most fitting way to finish this ghast

But many who celebrate at this time of year do have something they do alike

It’s about many days to come come to the point, several days with candles they light

So Gavamont made plot to bring hemi-demi-semi-lich to heal

And once again he would choose , not to feel but to seal

Twas the day before Christmas and the woods were a hush

No creature was stirring, except horny pixies in the bush

Gavamont in his Green was tucked away in his tower

Surely no one would bother him at such a late hour

But it was not a person at the door far beneath

It was a floating mass of necromantically charged teeth

The green wizard had thought he would never see that old bitch

But there was the remains of the hemi-demi-semi-lich

The teeth scraped at the door, barely leaving a mark

So faint Gavamont’s freaky horse-dog didn’t even give a bark

But the hemi-demi-semi-lich would not stop in his quest

He was out for revenge, which is is cold when served best

[gavamont]

So while the hemi-demi-semi-lich absorbed the cocoa

Gavamont did seal the teeth in a candle just so

And it's scented with sage and mahogany and more

A scent combo anyone would naturally adore

And the candle was lost in his apartment he shared

It may be lit at some point, but Gav never really cared

Because the doom may return, but the candle smells nice

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and to all a good night

Twas the day before Christmas and the woods were a hush

No creature was stirring, except horny pixies in the bush

Gavamont in his Green was tucked away in his tower

Surely no one would bother him at such a late hour

But it was not a person at the door far beneath

It was a floating mass of necromantically charged teeth

The green wizard had thought he would never see that old bitch

But there was the remains of the hemi-demi-semi-lich

The teeth scraped at the door, barely leaving a mark

So faint Gavamont’s freaky horse-dog didn’t even give a bark

But the hemi-demi-semi-lich would not stop in his quest

He was out for revenge, which is is cold when served best

[mundanewarren]

First off, Gavamont, please stop sneaking Numamazza into my apartment. Second, I thought the Hemi-Demi-Semi-Lich, Scamper Phillips, was destroyed by the cola tub fully. Ratazom told me he laid out a reign of terror unrivaled.

Been thinking about the hemi-demi-semi-lich I encountered last holiday season since it’s rolling back around. I technically did watch it regain its strength and then killed with using a bathtub of Coca-Cola, but maybe it’s still around. Hard to say really…

[ratazom]

FOOL THAT YOU ARE! Demi-liches are more powerful than a standard lich, being only a skull because of their advanced age and degree of sacrifice to the arcane arts!

Your hemi-demi-semi-lich knows arcane secrets you could never fathom, and you have just given it back some of the life-force it needed to make up for what it has given to the arcane mysteries!

You have wrought for your holidays the return of a mage too powerful for this world's ken!

There’s liches, and lesser known is the demi-lich, which is a lich at lower power that is only a skull, but I have found it can go farther. I found a hemi-demi-semi-lich that was just a floating tooth that was feebly stabbing me with the root end of the tooth trying to draw some blood and life force.

It was honestly pretty sad to see, so I sharpened the tooth a bit and fed it some squirrels’ life force I had lying around. It immediately was able to gather a few more teeth together and might well gather a jaw soon if it can keep the momentum going, so I consider that my good deed for the holiday season that I’m sure will have no negative consequences.