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freshlypickedmint · 6 months ago

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eh I used the font + formatting I used in my English class last year (minus the works cited page ofc) and that happened to be Helvetica. with time I believe you can learn to love her too

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

#Helvetica and arial and times new Roman are all my wives #we r in a polycule together #we eat rice every day #I definitely understand being a teacher’s pet I absolutely was one in middle school #and high school #(until Covid happened and I got super depressed and didn’t care about anything anymore but this isn’t the place for another vent)#(lol)#also in college you can use whatever font you want. as long as it’s legible. it’s so freeing #it does depend to some extent on the prof but anyway

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