#Help this is so funny to me

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[wttcsms]

I feel like Kageyama is the type to casually and randomly reveal that he has a girlfriend to his teammates. Everyone’s engaging in boys’ locker room talk after a good game, some guy on the Japan team talking about the girls he scored at a nightclub last night. Soon enough, everyone’s joining in and leaving poor Kageyama out because they don’t think he’d relate to them getting laid��

i wholeheartedly believe that kageyama is definitely a private but not secret type of person 😭 especially if his girlfriend isn't famous; he knows how awful the media and even his fans can be (the fact that he KNOWS he's referred to as one of the "hot" volleyball players and fans watch bc of his attractiveness will never not be funny). if anything, ushijima probably also knows because kageyama doesn't keep you a secret — he just doesn't see the need in bringing you up during vulgar locker room talk.

like, one day, ushijima just asks him where did he get the bento from and kageyama is just like "oh, my girlfriend made it for me" and ushi is just like "oh ok" and that's that.

what really gets the whole locker room to shut up and stop them from teasing kageyama is when, after a particularly long night with you, he's taking off his shirt and everyone is gawking at the scratches you left on his back last night. he's definitely beating the virgin allegations with that one!

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

Wait wait my late ass is just now realizing that Jiang Cheng's birthday is just close enough to Wei Wuxian's for people to forget to celebrate it or force them into a shitty joint party filled with all WWX's friends. Rip JC you can't even win on your damn birthday

[mooshys]

[Ukai trying to use slang to blend with the youths of today]

Kageyama: it's my grandpa's anniversary

Ukai: Swag

Kageyama: for his death

Ukai: Not swag

[moltengoldveins]

broke: Technoblade is the deity of blood/war/anarchy/violence and his power comes from shedding blood/waging war

Woke: Technoblade is the deity of covenants/blood bonds/family/vows and his power comes from people’s (and dog’s) fealty and devotion

Bespoke: Technoblade is the god of the harvest and the anarchy blood thing is like… just the Way He Is. His power comes from like, veggie sacrifices. He makes peoples potato farms flourish.

[xo-greta-ox]

Draw your fav ship

[cloudcountry]

damn okay floyd kissers I HEAR YOU

[burning-academia-if]

If Lars were a real person, he'd piss me off so much. I'd want to open all the windows to his dorm room so that pigeons can roost in his bedding, laugh in his face at his resulting expression, then smugly and angrily make out.

But not in front of the pigeons because that'd be weird.

[ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma]

major bracket round 1 group b

[cat-dragron]

maybe one day we could be discord friends, sounds crazy i know but airplans shoot through the nightsky like shooting stars

omg yeah maybe one day, that would be so awesome i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

[tommykinard217]

HELP NOT KWILL'S PLEASE DON'T GETTING A SEQUEL WHERE THE GUYS END UP TOGETHER????? AND DURING PRIDE MONTH??? GUYS WE FUCKING WON

[keii-starz]

should I destroy the lilia fans too- (with angst)

[draculagerard]

тебе нравятся бананы

I really don’t 😔

[lesbianjackies]

JAW DROP YOU KNOW MR. RIFFRAFF MAN WHORE?!?!?!?!?!?

I FOUND YOU THROUGH THEM AKFJSKFJDJ I’M IN SEVERAL DISCORD SERVERS WITH THEM 💀

[bells-of-black-sunday]

"I don't wanna turn on the light and fuck up my cones and rods." (for Frank)

Jerma Quotes | Accepting

Frank stares for a solid minute before flicking on the light, "What the fuck is a cone and rod? Whatever. Anyway, what's a creep like you stalkin' about a bunch of young adults anyway? Looking to make a horror movie?"

[thehealingsystem]

brb gonna go listen to the EPIC Henry Emily vs Henry Stein RAP BATTLE