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python-nebula · 18 days ago
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@losergirlranboolive
Jon is such a funny bitch like while Martin was a blushing nervous guy around him Jon was like ew Martin I don’t like him whatever. And the SECOND Martin stopped being outwardly interested in him Jon was like MARTIN? MAHTIN? MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU like they’re the definition of They fell first but the other fell harder except Martin walked down the slope very calmly while Jon just looked at the edge of the cliff and said fuck it we ball
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cronchy-baguette · 2 months ago
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I promise
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bonesandthebees · 10 months ago
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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trinketbug · 9 months ago
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"furry inflation" (2024)
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slovo-kvnnt · 5 months ago
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Porkie because he is obsessed with cats... this is an accessory that would fit him/her perfectly.
i like to imagine that part of the mercs contracts is to pose with every new cosmetic for a photo shoot to make pictures like the ones on the wiki and spys pictures make me laugh the most bc some of them look like hes having the time of his life and getting really in character
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but in most of them he looks like hes telling himself “they are not paying me enough for this” and that hes secretly dying inside
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weirdgirlvampire · 6 months ago
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If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!
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inkskinned · 26 days ago
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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dividingcosmos · 3 months ago
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The way Nightshade is confirmed to use they/them and Optimus apologized and moved on properly is so nice
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iamcassian · 1 month ago
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bajaja-blast · 6 months ago
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
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egophiliac · 27 days ago
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still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 11 months ago
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zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?
sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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happy gojoday to all who celebrate
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thelostmoongazer · 6 months ago
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more figuring out how i wanna draw the Lamb :3
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gatorgrumbles · 2 months ago
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For all my fellow Mr Gap simps
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