#Helluva Guns A Blazin’!

[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A’ Blazin’! - Chapter 3: Murder Family on AO3

Chapters: 4/?

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Gun Violence, Angst, Angst/Comfort, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Verosika Mayday, Stolas Goetia, Stella Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Blitzo Being Blitzo, Blitzo is Bad At Feelings, Alternative Universe - Canon Divergence, OC-Insert AU, Sometimes a Musical and Sometimes Not, Fights, Blood and Violence

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

Chapter Summary:

When the Immediate Murderer Professionals tackle with murdering a homicide survivor, the task ends up growing into something more horrifying than they realize.

Warning: For Murder and Naked Owl!

Chapter Preview:

There is never a choice for where mortals arrive to once leaving the living world, their destinations dependent on both the good and bad of the deeds committed throughout the course of time spent on Earth. 

You are either a kind and friendly citizen who aims for his goals fairly and believes in doing the right thing, or a sleazy and cunning scumbag who finds selfish pleasure in the suffering of others as they cheat their way to success. Human beings are creatures with positive and negative aspects, in which they can show to the public and reveal a person’s true colors. 

A living soul’s actions can be outweighed when it involves whether they chose to help others or put them in harm’s way. The most sinister of misdeeds done at any point in a lifetime might even have already set their fate in solid stone, unable to be changed nor to be restored to its purest. It’s the sad truth indeed, and we can just accept it as that. 

Spirits who find salvation at I.M.P are not just sinners, but rather sinners with unfinished business. According to the ad for the company, the long-curvy horned imp named Blitzø specified that their clients are either horrendous people who want someone dead for their own personal pleasure, or rather souls that got screwed over by another and sending them here to Hell.

Today, their latest client was proof of the latter factor.

Mrs. Mayberry, a joyous school teacher that taught kids ages 6 - 9. One day while she was singing along with the children in her room, she was reminded that it was her husband’s birthday at the time. But as she was calling her husband via her computer, she found out a shocking secret in her bedroom: Her own husband was cheating on her with another woman. She recalled hearing the sexual moans of pleasure and lust heard from both the room and the computer. The teacher widened with fury over her husband’s betrayal, rage boiling through her bursting veins like a volcanic eruption. Her hot-headed emotions remained to get the best of Mrs. Mayberry, as she decided what she believed was the only solution to her problem.

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[lady-griffin]

I love the song Oh, Millie! from Helluva Boss

But to no one’s surprise (or it shouldn’t be), I am of course going to see some Timebomb.

Now, it doesn’t 100% fit. I mean don’t get me wrong, with Millie and Jinx it’s a perfect match; but Ekko has that pesky thing called morals...

But, if Ekko was a bit more psychotic or if he was just more cool with murder, I can definitely see him singing this to Jinx:

Oh, Jinxie! Oh what a thrill, when the crimson starts to spill And my Jinxie goes in for the kill She takes away my breath She's the angel of death, for me Oh, Jinxie!

She's my queen It's like a dream When I hear her victims start to scream In and out of the sack, she's the maniac for me Oh, Jinxie!

When the blood starts drippin' down the walls (Drip, drip, drip!) And the bodies, start to fall (Thud!) My heart skips a beat When my Jinxie's guns a-blazin' in the heat (Bang, bang, bang!)

My assassin love She makes the murderin' fun, for me Oh la-da-de! Of all the imps in hell, it's for her that I fell (It's for him that I fell)

Oh, Jinxie~

I can also easily see Jinx singing Millie’s lines here – being just beyond adorable as she sings about the blooding dripping, the bodies falling, and the guns shooting.

By the way, this line is 100% Timebomb --          In and out of the sack, she's the maniac for me

[sole-cuore-amore-e-droga]

Tel Aviv 2019: Straight outta Croatia to Eurovision with a confused angel lad and his lowkey over-enthusiastic mentor

Yeah, well, I definitely have hoped for this nation to finally finally bring back Dora as their national selection, as I myself have never really felt their internal entries since they abandoned it (well maybe except Nina from 2012 but even then by now I grew out of it softly). Not even Nina from 2016 which was tipped as a huge fan fave (though I’m so sorry for it getting completely lambasted in Eurovision, especially because of the poor clothing choice and Nina’s warbly notes here and there).

And they did! After like what, 7 solid years??? After the last Dora ending out with a disastrous end result and spawned a person to (more) stardom who even qualified a couple years back and this year he’s there to be a songwriter for his home country because of the Eurovision 2019 slogan inspiring him???? Well... yeah that happened. With having fought 15 other participants made up of familiar faces, up and coming starlets, the already legendary divas or just some people, he won as a songwriter for this next target of my review - the target that is aptly titled “The Dream” and is performed by a 19 year old up-and-coming pop star, Roko Blažević. Yep, Jacques Houdek won a NF but not with himself singing. Man did his magic game get stronger over the years since Dora 2011.

And interestingly enough, Jacques’s wizardry comes in with him being capable of selling chanceless music as something worth buying into. How can that happen???

Well, to be frank with you all, this song is not that bad, unlike everyone thinks it is. It feels like a low-rent musical ballad, sure, but it's not terribly composed or anything... well, I know I usually hate on those songs that like using mostly not the "verse - chorus - verse - chorus - bridge - chorus", but there are plenty of songs that mess with that structure that usually just omit the last two components (radio pop music) or don’t even need one, and they sound great. Here we have the omission of the last two components that more reminds me of “Grande amore” (I am not saying they’re comparable but still), as in, slow ballad in the F minor (”The Dream” even slaps a keychange on) that tries to sound majestic/dramatic, not very much so to be intense, just something theatrical I s’pose. And has a little too little time for another full verse so they just go to a bridge (and "Grande amore" had two long pre-choruses too?!?). I don’t hate this one, if I had to make a 2019 ranking this instant I’d put this in Top 30 somehow.

So what is there to be found that puts people off? They cannot be hating on Roko’s voice, which is really great for a young man like him. (In fact, God forbid I say one bad word about him, because some specific one on Twitter will have a beatdown with me because I dissed her hubby... so I’ll keep my mouth shut about any qualities of his :X) I guess it consists of several factors: 1) the song sounds dated; 2) the lyrics, especially in that chorus (I DREAM OF LOOOOOOVE, YOU DREAM OF LOOOOOOVE~ lol I actually dream of hatred, hatred will prevail >:) ); 3) the vocal volume is loud at parts; 4) the song is English-Croatian and somehow it should be sung in Croatian just to hide away the hideous understandable lyrics. My personal caveats are: 1) the song is too plodding and it shows a lot in that chorus with Roko holding his long notes (can we get tothe point FASTER?!); 2) the chorus lacks productional depth and maybe with a slight revamp (given Jacques wouldn’t be so stubborn about it!) it could have sounded the right amount of dramatic. If anything, I am GRATEFUL that it sounds more palatable than "My Friend", as THAT one was a joyful of cringey clichés tbh. The cheese became rotten and smelly and the sudden violin lead-in into the bridge still creeps me out. Goddamn it Jaq.

Not to mention Mr. Houdek is soooooo optimistic about his song, he finds everything in it perfect enough to not change it! Not the melody, not the language decisions, not the wings (did I tell you Roko wore wings on his NF performance??) - no! Did someone not tell him that Eurovision is rapidly evolving and his fantasies of coming top 3 with this song just better stay fantasies? Oh wait, it's the same man who once sang "dare to dream and make it real", of course he's stuck to his guns like super glue. Can't blame him, there were worse songs in top 3 over the years. Still though, the wings is a stupid idea. There should be something else involved if Jacques wants a performance to be memorable. Roko can't just stand there and only do what he's told to do by his guardian songwriter - granted he has to behave but still...

In the end, how would I summarize this tl;dr? I am one of a handful of folks who find this alright. There's a bigger minority who outright adores the song but I'm just there that likes this and nothing much more, honestly. Everything's just alright. Guess I'm sometimes soft enough to accept cheese, huh. But seriously, the mentoring behind the scenes... it's creepy to say the least. I'm happy Roko's having a helluva good time at least.

Approval factor: Oh I don't know with this one, statistically we can just go ahead and... try approving this? I’m not a huge fan of Croatian entries this decade, at least Slovenia redeemed themselves in my eyes last minute with “Sebi”, while even in my Croatian faves (they mostly are “Nebo” and “Crazy”, and I maaaaaybe like “Lighthouse” a bit too actually?) I see some negative qualities that completely overwhelm my liking for them. But since I legally find “The Dream” okay, I give this one a bit of a pass.

Follow-up factor: Sadly this kind of choice feels to me as a steady divedown in overall quality of what Croatia usually offers us. Well the decline was always on since “My Friend” followed up “Lighthouse” I suppose, or it's just so happens that Croatia sent the duds on this decade only in odd years ("Celebrate" was fun but tragic trash, "Mižerja" was pleasant I guess but everything here was miserable from the beginning and everyone still doesn’t get why “My Friend” qualified and “Crazy” didn’t). I like it though.

Qualification factor: I’d like to believe that this one can borderline sneak the fuck in to the finals for no reason other than Jacques knowing how to work things in his favour. Yes, I’m not writing this off completely. Although I still see some parts where this wouldn’t work out, it’s actually not 100% doomed... if anything, I at least don’t see it coming last in semi easily! It’s not as LAME as Iceland last year was. And it too was a basic love-peace-dreams message inserted into an older-timey-sounding singalong ballad and was given for a young singer that has a helluva lot of potential later ASIDE Eurovision. That is if they don't pretend Eurovision "ruined [their] careers, njeh!", of course. At least Roko can SANG live and maybe it will happen again that a singer's voice will make this surprisngly qualify over the song? We'll see. For now Jacques should just stay focused on how to make Roko's angel wings (sigh...) more memorable on stage in case the voice is not qualifying but the gimmicks are.

NATIONAL FINAL BONUS

EMA 2019 at least had positive surprises all over for a NF this non-cared-about-by-me. Dora just... did not. Really. This NF did not interest me all that much song-quality-wise, and it even had SIX MORE SONGS than EMA!!! Crazy, huh?? But it’s okay, I can talk about the show to you if you want me to:

• From the Dora participants list announcement I was mostly excited to hear like two entries, and I'll mention both of them right away separately. And it's by two artists I've heard of before a lot! Though this first one kind of made me feel like I've been somewhat betrayed... enter Luka Nižetić who has got a nice vast catalogue of songs now - soft song(s), upbeat summer songs, and so on. And I kinda liked some of those songs of his I heard (if you're looking for recommendations, give "Vječno" a listen!), but “Brutalero”, his actual Dora 2019 entry was... on a whole different level. Dude, when was ripping off “Mi gente” ever useful?? It’s the year people were chasing after “Fuego” as the Latinesque bop to copy, not this! I hate it when people rehash annoying (but catchy) songs, and it’s certainly worse when they do it as their Eurovision NF entry. Brutal. And I actually remember hyping him before hearing the song, which is a bigger facepalm-worthy moment of mine. When will I ever learn?! ;( Thank God for the juries who served this song right. IDC if the revamp version of this made it any better, I’ll be fuming over this not being an inspired song. Oh and the comic book cartoon style made this brutally laughable to me, I said what I said. It might have entertained some kids though. So to summarise, Luka’s capable of having bops out, but “Brutalero” ain’t it, sis.

• Well guess what - Friendship ended with LUKA, Now MANNTRA is my best friend! Hell yeah lol. Did I tell you I like rock music so much? So I really foresaw kind of liking Manntra's song “In the Shadows” and rooting for them based on me knowing their name (just like Luka but oop), and in fact I really did root for them in the end! I wish I supported them more than Luka instead. They’re bangin’. They’re blazin’. They’re pure awesomeness. Their costumes. THAT BREAKDOWN. Magic. Should’ve won, and if them winning were any forbidden because Croatia is just refusing to accept stuff I’d stan for, at least come second. Screw Luka, screw Lorena. Bring the rock music back. ^^

• oh yeah and the others I guess. Well, if I had to recommend a few entries, here goes: if you’re nostalgic for old-timey early 2000′s bops (in the style of “Everyway That I Can”), you go and listen to the aforementioned Lorena Bućan‘s entry, “Tower of Babylon”. If you dreamed of one of the Femminem singers becoming a 60s retro artiste (actually you did not, that sounds very utter random), go check her project’s (Gelato Sisters) entry, “Back to That Swing”. If you’re here for THE QUEEN DOMENICA, go ahead, check out “Indigo”, the ultimate shopping mall background music anthem. My actual other favourite together with Manntra was Beta Sudar though, as “Don’t Give Up” as some really nice pop I guess. You see what I mean when I said that Dora this year did not interest me all that much song-quality-wise? Well ofc some songs were nice but that's all and too much 'just niceness' is slowly breaking me honestly. I would have gladly cancelled the NF and put Manntra through internally instead. Epic boys deserve an epic platform to showcase themselves, I don’t make the rules here.

Thankfully that's that out of the way, now I'm just going to wish this sweet little angel man all the best in Tel Aviv and not to be too upset if he flops. I know Jacques would be upset, but for that he shouldn't put Roko through a similar mind process also...

[catrinita-jadez]

FOR YOU ZACHARY!

Oh what a thrill, when the crimson starts to spill

And my Zach goes in for the kill

He takes away my breath

He's the angel of death, for me

Oh, Zachary!

He's my king

It's like a dream

When I hear his victims start to scream

In and out of the sack, he's the maniac for me

Oh, Zachary!

When the blood starts drippin' down the walls

(Drip, drip, drip!)

And the bodies, start to fall

(Thud!)

My heart skips a beat

When my Zach's guns a-blazin' in the heat

(Bang, bang, bang!)

My assasin love

He makes the murderin' fun, for me

Oh la-da-de!

Of all the guys in hell, it's for him that I fell

(It's for her that I fell)

Oh, Zach~

(follow my partner'z socialz!)

Tiktok: _zeke_invader_emo_scene_

Instagram: zack.3560

(he doesn't have Tumblr, but I'll tell him to get it!)

Btw this is a cover from "oh Millie" from Helluva boss

[thisonlyguy-49]

After a week worth’s of time spent on Procreate, I managed to finish this cover for Helluva Guns A Blazin’! It’s not as good as you’d expect, but I‘m recently experimenting with digital art since I purchase a tablet and the apps nearly two weeks ago.

Link To AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36529996/chapters/91097359

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

[thisonlyguy-49]

WIP WEDNESDAY: Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 3

Sneak peek at Helluva Guns A Blazin’! Chapter 3: Murder Family

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It’s hard to believe that a freelance company could go so flawlessly without any accidents happening whatsoever. Then again, if you’re an unbalanced assassination business like I.M.P, the phrase “no accidents'' is nonexistent. The gang had to evacuate the building immediately with the orange flames seeping its way into other parts of the establishment. It would be a miracle if the Imps don’t get blamed for the entire incident. Then again, the one person to get called out on this would obviously be Moxxie, albeit he triggered that crossbow after just being startled. 

As the firefighters came by and put the flames at ease, they went back to their vehicle and confiscated the eels, as the rest of I.M.P were outside when Mrs. Mayberry drove away in a taxi. 

“Byyyye!” Blitzø bellowed as the school teacher was further away from sight. “And don’t worry, we’ll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is freeeee!”

“Wait, that part wasn’t in the ad.” The tall Imp stated. “You said you charge for free when you’re paid to kill kids.” 

“Joey’s right, sir,” Moxxie added. “Since when did we start implementing that deal?”

The founder turned his head to Moxxie, beginning to grab his face. “When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!” Blitzø pushed Moxxie away to face the other employees, “Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!”

You mean, our only ticket to the living world?” Loona asked, typing on her phone and then taking out the book. “Yeah. Got it.” 

“And that’s why you’re my favorite, Loonie!’” Blitzø rejoiced, as he took out a dog treat from his pocket. “You get a treat now!”

“Ew, stop.” The hellhound commented with slight disgust. Blitzø threw the treat into the air, grabbing it with his tongue like a lizard as he devoured it. “You’re so gross!”

“Aww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.”

With Loona leaving the Imps on their own, Joey examined his female Imp coworker, mildly hypnotized by the drawn pentagram made from chalk on a building wall.

“Hey, new guy!” Blitzø exclaimed. “Are you coming with us?”

“Huh? What?” The Imp shifted his head left and right, snapping out of his trance. He looks down briefly to see his boss smiling widely as ever it seemed. 

“I said, are you coming with us?” The jester-like Imp repeated, his tone a bit more serious the second time.

The newcomer hesitated to answer, as this question felt so sudden to be asked. It’s only been two days since he’s been accepted into the company, and he wasn’t really sure if the others trusted him to be brought along on a job. But he can’t waste this, he’s now an assassin after all. 

“Uh… yeah, count me in.”

“That’s the spirit!” The foul-mouth Imp slapped his hand hard onto Joey’s back, earning a quick expression of pain from the taller demon.

“No problem, I’m one of you guys now, so I might as well do my part, right?”

“Exactly, as a member of I.M.P, it’s important for each and everyone of us to lay our asses out on the table.”

“...What?”

“I’m saying you gotta contribute, kid. Jeez, can’t understand some typical boss talk, can’t ya?”

Joey slowly opened his mouth, feeling stiff about what to say next. “Uhhhh…”

But before he could actually form words, Moxxie brought himself into their talk. “Wait, Joey, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, this is going to be your first time with us at work, specifically in the human world.”

Moxxie had a point; Joey’s never technically been to the surface. The type of demons who have had experience in such a realm are sinners, who have fallen down here as punishment. Hellborn creatures, as the title implies, simply go through life and death in Hell’s seven rings. However, the Imp now is in close proximity with a book defying what he previously believed. This will be his first experience, so he’ll have to know what must be done. 

“I know that, Mox,” he started, “but anything’s better than staying out here. A proper introduction to the outside might as well do it, right?”

The white-haired one paused, but sighed with a content smile, “Right.”

The jester-like Imp popped his head in between them, splitting them up for space. “Well, I guess that settles it then. New guy, time to see what us badass bitches can whip up when we get serious!”

Moxxie muttered, “And yet you’re the least serious overall.”

“Hey!” Blitzø hissed, “I hear that, dipshit!

Pushing the married male out of his face, the employer wielded a sinister grin of joy across his scarred face. “Now let’s go lick some ass!”

“The expression is ‘kick some ass’, Blitzø.” Millie stated, putting up finger guns.

“Mine’s better.”

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[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 2: Office Icebreaker

Chapters: 2/?

Date Posted: 2/22/22

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

Chapter Summary: Moxxie begins to connect more with I.M.P's newest employee during a sudden session of paperwork, which involves long periods of silence and the story of a coffee shop incident.

Chapter Preview: “Holy horny owls! It’s here!” An unexpected knock on the company’s front entrance had alarmed the jester-like Imp out of his private office and into the main room. With eyes opened with glee and anticipation, he ran out like a little boy who’s about to receive a lollipop, pushing Moxxie out of the way with zero hesitation.

“Ow!” The married Imp exclaimed in pain, falling to the ground on his face. “Sir, what the fuck?!” Despite his employee’s vulgar question, Blitzo didn’t hear any of it while opening the door in an Imp in a delivery man uniform.

Millie came up to the goat-legged Imp as she helped him up to his feet.

“You okay, Moxxie?” Millie softly asked her husband.

“Yeah, as okay as I could be on days like this.” He replied, rubbing his face.

“You mean being the fuck-up of an employee you are?” The married couple guided their pupils to the hellhound receptionist, who was reading another issue of Hellhound Monthly. “Because if anything, that’s all you might be good at.”

“What the? Hey!” Moxxie blurted, once again offended by Loona’s immature language. “I’ll have you know that unlike the fuck-up I am, I actually put some effort into what we stand for in this company. Maybe it’s time you should learn how to do the same, considering yesterday.”

“I thought I already told you before, that brat was our target, so none of you can blame me for that.”

“He was mostly specifying what we were pointing out that day!” Millie pointed out, remembering Loona’s moments of cruelty and irresponsibility. “Plus, my Moxxie is not a fuck-up!”

“Whatever.” The gray canine muttered tonelessly.

“Can you guys keep it quiet?! I’m having an important discussion right now!” The 2 Imps and hellhound heard the boss’s loud complaint, as the three went into silence while Blitzø continued his conversation.

“Alright, mister,” the delivery Imp blandly said, “just sign here to confirm your order and it’s done.”

“Great!” Blitzø spouted with glee, signing the paper with his signature while leaving a small drawing of a horse to wrap it off. “Now get the fuck in here and leave it on top of that table!” The boss pointed his finger to a table positioned against the wall by his office.

The deliverer rolled the mysterious rectangular object indoors, earning glances of suspicion and confusion to the other employees.

“Blitzø, what the hell is that?” Loona questioned, being the first to put everyone’s thoughts out.

“I’m glad you asked, Loony-Poo.” The white-scarred Imp replied, followed by a disgusted look from his daughter due to the nickname. “Today is a very special day for me.” The delivery Imp lifted the large object and struggled as they alone brought the order and carried it onto the four-legged platform. “Thank you,” He commented to the random Imp. “Now get the living hell out of here! Daddy’s got some goddamn new pets to play with!” With a grin on his face, he watched the delivery Imp went back outside with the cart, grumbling some unintelligible complaints of frustration.

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[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 1: The Meeting (Pilot) on AO3

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC), Marco Alibus - Slashpunk (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Evangeline Howlosa and Millie, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Blitzo Being Blitzo, Blitzo is Bad At Feelings, Alternative Universe - Canon Divergence, OC-Insert AU, References to Smiling Friends (TV), Joey Is That One Guy Recently Hired And Is Already Confused, Sometimes a Musical and Sometimes Not, Fights, Blood and Violence

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

Link to AO3 above, feel free to comment, reblog, or like.

[thisonlyguy-49]

I wanted to share my OC for Helluva Boss, who has been in my head for a really long time as of now.

BTW, this is just some rough piece I did on my sketchbook.

Meet Joey Galore, an innocent yet simply anxious hook-horned Imp who moved out of his home in Lust to make a mark for himself in Hell. With a new apartment in the Pride Ring, Joey has fate lead him to become the new guy to the Immediate Murderer Professionals.

Sounds weird at first, but it’s fun overall on what to do with an original character. I even wrote a fanfic about this guy on AO3 (which I’ll post a link to later).

Let me know your thoughts.