#Hello I'm chip mulaney

[thatonegaybrit]

Hi, I'm Chip Mulaney and I'm your father

; but sometimes he would be gay .. !

[groovy-rat-man]

Fuck It,

Cuphead Characters As John Mulaney Quotes:

The Main Gang

Cuphead: "Well I was gonna put this bottle rocket... into this carton of eggs,,,., so that when I lit off the bottle rocket,, the eggs would esplode everywhere.."

Mugman: "I'm so open and vulnerable, I look like a doll that you point out molestation on"

Miss Chalice: "Was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along??"

Elder Kettle: "Ahh! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck one is happy!!" .... "Ah, too old to be a ducking, quack quack!!"

Isle 1

Phycarrot:

Ollie Bulb:

Moe Tato:

Goopy Le Grande:

Ribby:

Croaks:

Hilda Burg:

Cagney Carnation: "Excuse me. I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I'm new in town~~"

Isle 2:

Baroness Von Bon Bon:

Djimmi The Great:

Beppi The Clown:

Wally Warbles:

Will Warbles: "Thanks, I'm nine."

Grim Matchstick: "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologise to you!"

Isle 3:

Rumor Honeybottoms: *pickes up phone* "Hello? HUSH!!" *hanges up phone*

Captain Brineybeard:

Cala Maria:

Dr. Kahl: "This is my son and he's also gonna be president!"

Dr. Kahl's Robot: "What? I'm not gonna be president!!"

Werner Werman: "You have no idea the things I have seen, you cock sucker..." *takes long drag off of cigar*

Sally Stageplay: "Jesus Christ!" *fully walkes away from Mr. Stageplay*

Mr. Stageplay: "And she fully walked away from me! Walked all the way to the laser printers!!"

Blind Specter:

Lollipop Lookin' Things:

Head Of The Train:

Inkwell Hell:

The Devil: "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs~"

King Dice: "So I left with this to-do list..."

Tipsy Troup: *takes a 40, smashes it on the ground and yells...* "SCATTER!!!"

Chips Bettigan:

Mr. Wheezy:

Pip and Dot: "My wife is a bitch and I love her SO MUCH."

Hopus Pocus:

Phear Lap:

Pirouletta:

Mangosteen:

Mr. Chimes:

[ask-the-gremlin]

Hello I'm your father Chip Mulaney

My father’s dead