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I’m gAy

Me too

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I love you precious.

Wait who is this?

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...

“Thanks. Do you want waffles?”

She said she loved me.

I-

And what did you say back?

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....I may have Uh

I may have accidentally burnt my schools kitchen down when I was 13

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We’ve barely hugged in the past 3 months. Let alone anything else.

Cath-

You’re doing more than enough and the baby and I are so thankful for you 🥺

Cathy thinks I’m having an affair can she not I’m tired x

Tell her to shut up you’re pregnant x

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I’ve got a feeling I know but I haven’t been told I promise

Hey Cath did Anne tell you she knows the gender of the baby and you don’t? Snakey x

Oh.. I- she said we didn’t find out until next week..

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Not as if you’re home anyway.

Look I know money’s a bit tight because of the theatres shutting but you don’t need to work every single night-

I miss you.

Cathy thinks I’m having an affair can she not I’m tired x

Tell her to shut up you’re pregnant x

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Huh what-

It is next week.

Hey Cath did Anne tell you she knows the gender of the baby and you don’t? Snakey x

Oh.. I- she said we didn’t find out until next week..

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Oi Villanelle

Tf do u want Constantine x

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Not involve anyone else? Maybe I should get Tommy involved? You can ask him yourself 🥰

Cathy thinks I’m having an affair can she not I’m tired x

Tell her to shut up you’re pregnant x

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“Are you shagging our neighbour” isn’t that deep?

Cathy thinks I’m having an affair can she not I’m tired x

Tell her to shut up you’re pregnant x

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This is a general announcement that I love Cathy, and are not having an affair. Thank you.

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A top secret new musical 🤫

It’s great!! It’s healed really nicely 🥺

hi uwu i have no idea what y'all adults are doing but hi

Hi!

Us adults are doing nothing but planning for divorce 🥰

JOKING

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Not much, moving apartments, getting ready for the baby, rehearsals. Boring stuff mostly.

TELL ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

hi uwu i have no idea what y'all adults are doing but hi

Hi!

Us adults are doing nothing but planning for divorce 🥰

JOKING

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ED!!!! I missed you honey 🥺

I’m doing great! The baby’s good too! How are you???

hi uwu i have no idea what y'all adults are doing but hi

Hi!

Us adults are doing nothing but planning for divorce 🥰

JOKING

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I got pregnant and died again because it was a girl x

Damn all the ask pages straight up disappeared

They got Thanos Snapped

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hi uwu i have no idea what y'all adults are doing but hi

Hi!

Us adults are doing nothing but planning for divorce 🥰

JOKING