#Hell Hole

[fairycosmos]

remember when you didn’t have to sign into every random website you visited to let them steal your data before you were allowed to use them

[vamprisms]

how is paying millions in tax money while record numbers of people live in poverty to throw a party for our unelected head of state which we're threatened by the government if we protest a showcase of our "liberty"

[twinsfawn]

BURY MYSELF IN THE DIRT / WHEN THERE’S NO ONE AROUND

[spook-reviews]

Hell Hole

"Hell Hole hails from the filmmaking family behind Hellbender and centers on an American-led fracking crew that uncovers a living French soldier frozen in time from a Napoleonic campaign, whose body hosts a parasitic monster."

Released 2024

This was not really scary at all, but it was a lot of fun to watch. The use of rock music rather than the usual slow eerie tunes of most horror movies gave it an interesting flavor. There is a bit of gore, but it is comically unrealistic. Most of the people that get killed by the creature just explode like a boneless meat balloon. The concept behind the creature is what I enjoyed the most. I don't want to spoil it, so I'll just say that I thought it was an interesting take on the parasitic monster trope. My overall impression of the movie was that it was a bit corny but, like I said, a lot of fun to watch. If you're a fan of mpreg or The Thing and want a horror-flavored movie with no real horror to it, this is the movie for you!

Spookiness: 1/5

Effects: 1/5

Enjoyability: 4/5

[thenefilim]

Review - Hell Hole (2024)

The Adams Family, the filmmakers not Gomez and Morticia, unleash a parasitic creature on a fracking camp in their latest film.

https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2024/08/23/hell-hole-2024-review/

[haverwood]

Hell Hole John Adams, Toby Poser USA, 2024 ★★★ I now believe the "shudder" logo has a Pavlovian effect on me.

If I see that logo, I just know I'm gonna have a good time.

[moviemosaics]

Hell Hole

directed by John Adams and Toby Poser, 2024

[fearsmagazine]

HELL HOLE - Review

DISTRIBUTOR: Shudder

SYNOPSIS: In the heart of the remote Siberian wilderness, an American-led fracking team is dealing with pushback by government-appointed environmental advisors. Amidst the tension, the crew receives approval to commence drilling operations. However, their expedition uncovers an unimaginable horror - a dormant parasitic monster buried deep within the frozen rock. When they accidentally awakened from its slumber, the monstrous entity rampages through the mining facility, relentlessly searching for the ideal host to possess.

REVIEW: From the family-run production company Wonder Wheel Productions, led by Toby Poser, John Adams, and their daughters Lulu and Zelda Adams, comes HELL HOLE, a delightfully wicked creature feature. Their profound passion for genre films is evident in their cinematic creations such as this entertaining adult horrorfest. To borrow a line from George Carlin, their films possess the power to "infect your soul, curve your spine, and prevent the nation from claiming victory in war."

The plot is straightforward, timeless, and includes some delightful nuances. The film's opening sequence, set in 1814 Siberia during one of Napoleon's battles, is particularly hypnotic as it starts the film off with a thrilling bang. The characters are appealing and draw the viewer into the story. The environmentalists are a contrasting scientific duo, with one exuding a mad scientist persona. The drilling crew is humorous, and while some of their dialogue may seem excessive, their heartfelt performances make it enjoyable.

Regarding the creature mythology, some of the proposed scientific explanations are intriguing, while others are intentionally far-fetched to add dark satire. The plot has a subtle Lovecraftian touch, as it feels like a prehistoric Cthulhu, envisioned as a shell-less, tentacled mollusk seeking a refuge similar to a hermit crab, but with a distinct attitude. The writing skillfully blends genre elements, satisfying fans' cravings while simultaneously leaving them wanting more.

The creature design in HELL HOLE is a combination of the work of artist Todd Masters and his team at MastersFX and Trey Lindsay of Moondog Pictures. The creature is fast and elusive, and the filmmakers wisely chose to only show glimpses of it, maintaining an air of mystery and magic. This simple but effective design portrays the creature as a multi-tentacled beast with a mischievous personality, reminiscent, again, of a young Cthulhu. Despite the film's many "wtf" moments, the creature design never grows old.

HELL HOLE showcases exceptional production elements that enhance its overall impact. The film's location selection, cinematography, and editing are meticulously executed, contributing to the creature and special effects sequences' effectiveness. Moreover, John Adams' superb score elevates the film's atmosphere and energy. The music begins with classical movements to punk and heavy metal themes as the film intensifies and aligns perfectly with the film's tone, creating a harmonious blend of sounds and visuals.

In addition to the film's local cast it includes the filmmakers Toby Poser and John Adams, who create distinctive characters that captivate the audience. All the performances maintain the film's energy and engagement, ensuring a consistent level throughout. Notably, the accents of certain characters are a blend of authenticity and cheesiness, intentionally adding a humorous touch to the dark comedy.

After completing its festival run, HELL HOLE is set to make its premiere on Shudder on August 23rd. This is an excellent opportunity to subscribe to the platform if you haven't already. Prepare snacks, gather a selection of refreshing adult beverages, and get ready for a hell of a thrill ride. Additionally, Shudder offers other notable features by the Adams Family such as "The Deeper You Dig" and "HELLBENDER," which you might consider and make it a double feature night. While I have yet to see these films, I've added them to my watchlist and will rectify that soon enough. HELL HOLE has sparked my interest in the Adams Family films, and I eagerly anticipate their future projects. If you enjoyed the musical score of HELL HOLE, I recommend exploring the family's band, H6LLB6ND6R, whose music is available on Spotify.

CAST: Toby Poser, John Adams, Max Portman, Anders Hove, Olivera Perunicic, Aleksandar Trmcic, Petar Arsic, & Bruno Veljanovski. CREW: Directors/Screenplay - John Adams & Toby Poser; Screenplay - Lulu Adams; Producers: Justin Martell, Matt Manjourides, & Miloš Ðukelić; Cinematographer - Sean Dahlberg; Score - John Adams; Editor - John Adams; Production Designer - Vladimir Vićentić; Costume Designer - Ivana Mazić; Creature Designs - MastersFX, Inc.; Visual Effects & Stop-Motion Animation - Trey Lindsay; Special Effects Makeup - Kristina Miljački & Veroljub Naumović OFFICIAL: wonderwheelproductions.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/wonderwheelproductions TWITTER: x.com/adams_films TRAILER: https://youtu.be/hqV4y6z24Y8?si=3wg8XZGBbvr7o3qg RELEASE DATE: Streaming, August 23rd, 2024 Listen to our Interview with John Adams & Toby Poser: HERE

**Until we can all head back into the theaters our “COVID Reel Value” will be similar to how you rate a film on digital platforms - 👍 (Like), 👌 (It’s just okay), or 👎 (Dislike)

Reviewed by Joseph B Mauceri

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔊.𝔅.ℌ. - ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩 ℌ𝔬𝔩𝔢

[deathbypufferfish]

People are going to be so fucking annoying today I need to not be on here

[agariakamai]

My teacher was talking about how colleges are gonna be checking our facebook page and stuff like that But all i can imagine is me filling in i use tumblr and an immediate rejection after bubbling it in

[tadpolesinyourshoes]

I want to hear everyone's tumblr starting stories. How did we all end up in this little hell hole? Anyway I'll go first.

I was like 13 maybe when I first downloaded tumblr because I kept getting tumblr screenshots on Pinterest. I thought tumblr was basically Pinterest with words. I wasnt wrong, but I wasn't right. Let's just say that I blame tumblr for my first smut fanfic being jack frost x hiccup haddok. Long story short deleted it after my cringey middle school phase and then I came back for whatever god forsaken reason.

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

[myimaginaryradio]

Hell Hole - Spinal Tap

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Hell Hole (2024)

Written (alongside Lulu Adams) and directed by John Adams and Toby Poser, Hell Hole is a Thing inspired horror with an environmental message, one based around the process known as ‘fracking’.

Written (alongside Lulu Adams) and directed by John Adams and Toby Poser, Hell Hole is a Thing inspired horror with an environmental message, one based around the process known as ‘fracking’. A controversial fossil-fuel mining technique that is responsible for a ton of environmental damage and pollution. A technique that is ripe for horror film exploration. Hell Hole is set in Serbia where an…