#Hehe sorry this is a dumb post- I just think it's so funny that the fandom decided that *that's* what we're getting up to now

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Hey! Haven't you heard?? Kickworthy is totally *in* right now dude, everybody's doing it!

[hotchnerwrites]

HI!!!! THIS IS APRIL FOOLS AND I WAS WONERING IF YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!! Hotch x Fem!Reader or Nanny!Reader where reader does a prank or smth and Hotch freaks out and acts cold to her because he thinks its a lie and lies will ruin relationship or something like that you know what I mean I TRUST YOUR INTINCT DO HOWEVER YOU LIKE (IF YOU DECIDE TO WRITE OFC) WHATEVER LOVE YOUUUU💘💘💘

A Touch Too Much

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x f!reader

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: SFW, angst, hurt/comfort, mentions of Hotch's childhood trauma, allusions to previous abuse, happy ending, no use of (y/n)

A/N: The real april fool is me for posting this 8 days after the date 🤡 expedited your fic though!! wanted to get it out this week despite me doing my req's chronologically as a rule hehe :3 btw i loved your idea! thank you so much for it!!! i tweaked your req just a tiny bit regarding the lies part, i hope that's ok!!! anyways, enjoy the read, i hope it's what you wanted!!! ily mwah mwah mwah <3

My requests are open. Send me stuff! Please read the rules before asking, and be advised there is a slight wait time right now. But I will post for sure. :)

It was April Fool’s Day, and you couldn’t resist pulling a prank on Aaron. He was always so serious, so composed—it felt like he needed a reason to let go. You’d seen a trend online: the girlfriend serves herself less food than her partner to see how he reacts. It seemed harmless. Silly. Light. You weren’t trying to upset him—you just wanted to make him laugh.

You set the table with care. Nothing too fancy, just a simple home-cooked meal, but plated with a little extra flair. He’d been working late all week, looking exhausted every time he came home, and you wanted tonight to feel like a breath of fresh air.

When Aaron wasn’t looking, you served him a normal portion, then scooped only a few small bites for yourself. Enough to look believable—but visibly less. You couldn’t help the grin that danced on your lips.

You sat down together, and he smiled as he looked over the plates. “You always make everything look so good,” he said gently, his voice like warm honey.

You smiled back, heart fluttering. “Hope it tastes as good as it looks.”

He took a bite, humming his approval. But then his eyes drifted to your plate. His brow creased.

“Why did you take so little?” he asked, his tone suddenly tight. “Are you not hungry?”

You let out a soft laugh, trying not to give yourself away. “No, I’m fine. I just—thought you’d want more.”

Aaron’s eyes didn’t leave your plate. He blinked, as if trying to piece together some hidden meaning.

“This isn’t funny,” he said, his usually warm eyes now devoid of emotion. He had gone unnaturally still.

Your smile froze. The air shifted. “I—what?”

“This.” He gestured to your plate, his voice strained. “It’s a joke, right? A prank?”

Your stomach twisted. You could feel the panic rising, heat crawling up your neck. “It’s—yeah, it’s just a trend I saw. I didn’t mean anything by it. People online do it for fun—I thought it would be—”

“Don’t,” he said sharply, his fork clinking against the plate as he set it down. He pushed back from the table, jaw clenched, a flicker of something dark in his eyes. “I don’t like jokes like that.”

Your chest tightened. “Aaron?” you asked, your voice small now. All traces of mirth were gone, replaced by worry. “I didn’t mean to upset you. It was just a dumb prank, I didn’t think—”

He ran a hand through his hair, pacing back from the table. “It’s not about the food,” he muttered, more to himself than to you. “It’s not about the goddamn food.”

You stood, suddenly unsteady on your feet. “Aaron, please. I’m sorry. Talk to me, please. What is this about?” Anxiety gnawed at your sides. He seemed lost, eyes flickering between places, not looking at you. 

He stopped moving, his back to you. When he spoke again, his voice was quieter, but no less intense.

“My father used to do shit like that,” he said, and your breath caught. “He’d belittle my mom in these... subtle ways. Make her feel like she didn’t deserve as much. That her needs didn’t matter. And she’d stop taking up space. She’d serve herself less. Say she wasn’t hungry. Make herself small so he wouldn’t get angry.”

His voice cracked on the last word.

“I promised I’d never become that kind of man.”

You blinked back a rush of tears, heart pounding painfully. You had no idea. How could you? “Aaron, I didn’t know. I’m so sorry. I swear I didn’t—if I had—God, I would never have—”

He turned to you, eyes glassy but guarded. “I know you wouldn’t. I know that. But when I saw your plate... it just—something hit me. Like I was back there. Like I was him. Watching someone I care about try to shrink themselves for my sake.”

You crossed the room in a few quick steps, your hands shaking as you reached for him. “You’re nothing like him, Aaron. You’re the safest person I’ve ever known. You’re a good man. I just—I didn’t think. I’m so sorry, Aaron. Please don’t think for one second that I was trying to make you feel like that.”

He closed his eyes and took a breath like he was trying to steady himself, but his shoulders were still tense, his hands curled into fists at his sides.

“I shouldn’t have snapped,” he murmured. “That’s not me. I don’t want to be someone who gets angry like that. Especially not with you.”

“You didn’t scare me,” you whispered, even though you had flinched. “I just—I felt awful. I wanted to fix it. I want to fix it now.”

You let go of him gently and returned to the table, your hands still shaking as you swapped the portions, this time making them equal. You carried the plates back, carefully, like a peace offering.

“There,” you said, voice soft. “Now we’re even. You don’t have to worry. I’m here. I’m okay. You’re okay.”

Aaron looked at the food, then back at you. His jaw unclenched. Slowly, he stepped closer, took the plate, and set it down. His hand found yours, fingers curling around it tightly, grounding both of you.

“I just love you,” he said, his voice raw. “More than I know what to do with sometimes. And when I think I’m hurting you, or that you’d feel like you have to make yourself less for me... I panic.”

Your eyes stung. You stood on your toes to press a chaste kiss to his lips. “You don’t hurt me. You never have. You love big, and sometimes it comes out messy, but I always know it’s love.”

He exhaled slowly like he’d been holding it in for hours. “No more food pranks?”

You gave a tearful laugh, nodding. “No more food pranks. Just stupid socks and cling film on the shampoo bottle.”

“Better,” he said, voice warm again, finally—finally—relaxed.

Aaron tugged you into his arms, and you melted into him, holding tight.

“Happy April Fool’s,” you mumbled into his chest.

He kissed the top of your head. “Next year, I’m pranking you back.”

“Please do,” you murmured. “Just don’t make me cry.”

“I’ll try not to,” he said softly.

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Dividers by @/cafekitsune

[homunculus-argument]

Your post a couple days ago about reading things you acknowledge as silly nonsense and not the Height Of Intellectual Literature, and letting yourself enjoy it anyway, unearthed a memory for me that I just. I'm sorry, I just need to share this.

So, there was a phase I had, years ago now, where I for some reason ended up somewhat regularly reading James Bond books whenever I was in the mood for something light and kinda dumb but entertaining to read (I was reading Outlander and A Song of Ice and Fire at the time as well, never finished either of those series tho, so I kinda ended up reading lighter stuff in between those long books to relax and let my brain take a breather if that makes sense). I honestly couldn't tell you which books I read, and it wasn't in any particular order, it was sort of like, starting with whatever my dad had in the shelf and then continuing with whatever the library happened to have. Some of what I read were the original ones written by Ian Fleming, some were by later authors. Idk, point is, it was light spy-adventure nonsense I read when I didn't have the energy to think too deep about what I was reading.

Sorry about how long I took to get to the point, but, anyway. There was this one James Bond book I picked up mostly because hehe suomi mainittu. Not by Fleming, one of the later authors, I remember neither the author name nor the book name and can't be assed to google it rn. Anyway, a fair amount of the plot of that book took place in Finland. I could not say for the life of me what the actual plot of it was, just that part of it was set here. I remember like exactly two details about it, and both of those I only remember because I thought they were funny back when I was reading it.

One of those details was that there was a bit of Bond's internal monologue at some point that was just him basically being a whiny bitch about the fact that he thought the sort of thick winter clothes you need for Finnish winters didn't make him look sexy

The other is that there was a scene where the baddies tried to kill him by ??? crushing his car (while he was driving on some little road somewhere in the middle of nowhere) between two lumiauras??? like i just. that seems like a highly impractical way to attempt to kill anyone, but sure (ja sori siitä et mä en ny suoraan muista et mikä helvetti lumiaura on englanniks, mut sä ny puhut suomee kuiteski)

Idk you talking about silly stuff in books just unearthed this memory for me, no idea why, and i just needed to share it with someone

It's a snow plough. The english word for lumiaura is snow plough. Also that mental image is hilarious.

[cursingtoji]

🎙️ just saw your post asking about blog recs…step up to the stage bc i need some!!!!

BLOGS RECOMMENDATION <3

— mostly jjk, but also chainsaw man and aot

*taping the mic* okay here are my nominees with some fics recomendations as well

disclaimers!

lemme start saying so plot is everything to me, pwp can be hot but i'll hardly remember it afterwards, that being said here's some writers that can do both great plots and hot scenes.

also while digging i realize i wasn’t following some of those and if you noticed im sorry im dumb but i truly love your writing.

i tried to tag every active blog i could remember but it’s possible i forgot a few since i’ve been reading more jjk recently. if i forgot you im so sorry please don’t take offense.

many blogs i loved were deactivated, rest in piece great works they had.

everything i read i reblog under the tag #recs

@thekillingmoonmoon ofc moon is the first one i think when the topic "best writers" come up, i freaking love her and everything she does its not even fair to pick one thing so im picking 3, this super passionate toji work that i re-read at an alarming frequency (which btw i consider my own personal gift). yakuza choso and yuki aka the hottest duo ever. the cherry on top is her kishibe series (just realized i gotta catch up on)

@rinhaler - luxe is def on my top 3, she comes up with very organic scenes. even if it's a simple plot she can develop it so originally. I recently read her underground fighter!sukuna and i'm still thinking about it.

@laudthingcat has the best headcanons in the jjk fandom hands down, it’s the perfect dose of hot funny and cute, pick anything from her masterlist it’s guaranteed you’ll have a good time reading it. when you moan their name in your sleep in particular gives me butterflies

@meownotgood is obviously the best aki writer out there, you can see the love for aki in their words and how they write him so well and so into character. arrival in tokyo is truly a masterpiece, they also have a +100k words series i've been wanting to read for a while but i want to rewatch chainsaw man first hehe, i'm 100% sure is fire tho.

@kentoangel roma writes choso like she's in love with him and you can tell. shes always on my for you and even her snippets are *chefs kiss* special kudos to stepbrother!choso

@kentopedia i just realized i'm assigning a writer per character and nanami is definitely rylie's. the domestic lovely way she writes him makes me forget canon.

@tojisun another blog that is very often on my for you page. cannot talk about toji fics without bringing up sun, everything she writes about him has me furiously nodding. not to mention simon and konig, just talking about them makes me wanna run to her blog and binge read everything

@chocochipsushi 's bodyguard toji is unforgetable to me, i wish i lost my memory so i could read it all again for the first time. bodyguard toji is the definition of living rent free in my mind, whenever i have to deal with annoying coworkers i immediately think “bodyguard toji would not allow them to talk to me like that”

@suget one of the greatest geto writers for sure, they have so many geto works, i was going through their blog to find the one i read more recently and there was so many others i haven’t seen! another writer i could very easily spend a whole day binge reading. btw this cult leader one was recommended to me and i fell in love with it <3

@staryukis has the cutest gojo drabbles

@tonycries brooklin baby was recommended to me by moon and it had me by the neck! also they have many other works im hoping to read soon as well

@mommypieck isayama created reiner but they created subby reiner

@titan-fodder ‘s the tinniest notion The Best Reiner fic in all the existence of the universe (tw: stepcest kinda?)

@nanaslutt mma!toji made feel every emotion possible so intensely

[revalition]

HELLO!!! congrats on finishing the intellect skills!!! :D!! this ask is your free pass to share any INT quotes you didn't get to share this week >:3!!! i would LOVE to read all of your cool quotes!!! <33 (if you have more than can fit in this ask i CAN AND WILL SEND YOU ANOTHER if you want me to!! hkjg <333)

hello voli!! ooh... I like this. You also get my not-asked-for comments on them, yay!

fair warning that most of these are probably 'less good' quotes since i had to pick and choose the ones I liked best to put in the posts. but. anyway.

making a cut here because it's gonna be loooong

lots of Logic ones! he has the most passives of all the skills so...

hehe logic won't let you mess up some important stuff!

this second one, Kim will stop you. And if Kim's not there, Reaction Speed will stop you (easy). And if RS doesn't fire, Logic stops you haha.

he gets so excited! very rarely!

go go logic deny it!

big one, but I love when so many talk at once. yeah logic, why didnt you think of it?? hmm??

as always, it's you who's dumb! never ever logic

it's endlessly funny to me when the skills ask the others to contribute and then they just... dont show up.

good question...

This one is SO funny. Logic. ily. this is also a Medium check!! I completely missed this one when searching through earlier. I wish fayde could just bomb my computer with all the logic dialogue so I could sift through 80 pages of it, instead of limiting it to 100 results :(

(this shows up if the query is too big - Sorry, all the words from your query were filtered out. Please use less common words, and ones which are longer than 1 letter (partial and mid-word matches count, you see, so searching 'd' would return everything with a 'd' in it, and that's like 53,000 records, you won't want to read all that!) and, like... no, no, you are severely underestimating me. I actually do want to read all that, desperately)

anyway.

Logic passive fails my beloved

is he not creative enough to make something up?? echem, drama, and inland come up with times for him

hghhk the great serotonin jackpot. I'm super normal about electrochemistry. who is NOT an int skill and will have to wait. logic's comment heals your morale!!

ah yes, very normal things for a joyrider to have in their car. ty logic!

his love of jigsaw puzzlessss

what could go wrong??

related:

this is a different check! but thank goodness for these guys and their stupidly brilliant ideas. saved the day in my 1 INT run.

wow! sarcastic logic my beloved. one second before empathy throws moralism at you

mmm, this one isn't super logic focused, but you can't get this dialogue without passing the challenging Logic passive... and it's really interesting.

this is about to get really rambly but I read a story once about if when you die, your soul travels to a timeline where the flow of events was different and you didn't die. But as your life progresses, avoiding death becomes less and less likely... (eg, avoiding death by getting hit by a bus would take you to a very similar timeline. But avoiding death from old age...) and by the end, the world was unrecognizable. It was a bit sad... I wish I could remember what it was called.

This dialogue reminded me of it. Of the improbable futures. A world where you hit that 3% chance on the dice over and over and it slowly changes everything.

anyway!!

if you didn't deduce that the 2mm hole in the world is a baby pale, a Legendary Logic passive can deduce that it's really off that your radio is catching entroponetic crosstalk all the way in Martinaise.

If you deduce the pale in the church, Soona comments that the recording in the electronic doorbell is likely crosstalk, and Kim makes a comment about often getting crosstalk on the police radio as well.

But it doesn't seem like anyone else has come to the same conclusion...

Harry knows a lot more about the pale than he should.

The final rest state for reality.

hustler logic!!

Logic... come on man. this is not helping. The whole dream is so horrible. He's so nonchalant about it too.

Look at this! The variable is called volition tea... Conceptualization imagining the yummy ginger tea for you is so sweet

I love this. Poor Kim...

Thank you Conceptualization. We would be lost without you.

:(((

poor harry

KIM don't take away concy's poetic name!! >:(

I love these twooo.

and that's apparently 30... uhm. I got extra logic and conceptualization ones in at least..?

you can feel free to send another ask if you actually want even more haha

I was supposed to spend tonight assembling volition quotes!!! and then I somehow got sidetracked on this for (checks clock...) 2 hours. oops. but it's okay cause I picked up lots of other great quotes to shove into my giant doc!

ok :) that's it. thank you for the ask!!! hopefully you don't regret asking (though if you do... you should have known better lol)

[darishima]

bonesy here ! do the character ask thing with either ummmm aubrey omori (because you said shes you coded)(i know you havent finished the game im just thinking lots about it becuase im still formulating my response) or midari (because i know youre so abnormal abt her dari) or stan pines (because you keep posting about him) -🦴

hehe hiii bonesy. thats just your name now i guess. change it legally thats the rules

sidenote but the other day (yesterday actually) i was on a discord call w my friend and mentioned offhandedly something like "oh yeah theres an anon that regularly sends me stuff and the other day they asked--" and then they went "oh yeah i know i've seen bonesy asks" LIKE LMFAO.. bonesy truly just is your name now. and all my mutuals will know of you

anyway. hmm. for aubrey (please note i have played like 30 minutes of omori):

sexuality headcanon: lesbian gender headcanon: transfem aubrey is good but to me thats a she/they cis girl a ship i have with said character: AUBREY X KIM, EASY a BROTP I have with said character: kel and aubrey 4ever a NOTP I have with said character: aubrey x any man. any of them. especially sunny. sunburn makes me want to throw up and i dont respect anyone who ships it sorry. i pray youre not a sunburn shipper bonesy or i'll hafta kick you out of my inbox /j a random headcanon: hmm. she plays guitar or bass general opinion of said character: i like her :3 i'll like her a lot more when i actually . yk. finish omori.

also since my omori knowledge is limited i consulted my wonderful best friend-partner-mortal enemy @/stariacht, my resident omori expert (who im playing it with) and when i asked about his general opinion he said: "she’s such a good character and the omori fandom not only has no idea how to interpret her but they dumb her down so much and i refuse to talk to anyone about aubrey unless they prove to me they aren’t stupid LMAO" and to that i say he is right. and i agree

midari, i have some OPINIONS ABOUT WHICH WILL MAKE SOME PEOPLE ANGRY BUT IM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT:

sexuality headcanon: lesbian, only sexually involved with men for her own gain/pleasure, not actually attracted to them gender headcanon: i think outwardly she presents as a cis girl cause she doesnt really care what people think about her but internally she's like, genderqueer nonbinary, she/it/they, but she wouldnt bother coming out beyond occasional offhanded mentions of "not being a girl" a ship i have with said character: MIDARI X SAYAKA!!! also midari x yumeko because im WHAT? DELUSIONAL ! [im schizophrenic i can say that] a BROTP I have with said character: midari x runa, weird little freak creatures <3 a NOTP I have with said character: this is about to piss some people off . but yuriko x midari is my notp. i dont HATE IT necessarily its just.. such a nothingburger.. yuriko doesnt have enough characterization in canon for me to care about her beyond the version of yuriko that exists in my head so i dont want midari with her. theyre friends though and midari likes her. also midari x ryota is so disgusting it makes me want to slit my throat general opinion of said character: me irl /srs. my one true love. my world, my everything, the center of the universe, the point that my entire life and identity revolves around. without midari i am nothing. without midari i do not exist

stan pines:

sexuality headcanon: he feels kinda aroace i cant lie but maybe pansexual. or bisexual. or, more likely, he has no idea what any of the labels mean and just calls himself whatever will serve him in the moment LMAO gender headcanon: just a guy. jus some dude a ship i have with said character: none, really ? maybe stan x eda clawthorne cause its funny, but nobody from gf a BROTP I have with said character: stan and soos !!! a NOTP I have with said character: stan x bill. eugh a random headcanon: he secretly feeds waddles leftovers or scraps under the table at dinner. he loves that damn pig general opinion of said character: looove him. love him dearly. wish he was my uncle...

[toxycodone]

gwuuh i havent quite figured it out yet but im gonna say for now hes a widower? maybe? and swansea ive always hc'd as divorced, but ive got this image in my head of a little scene of him talking with swansea about all the things he used to do with his wife and what he loved about her and then just turning to swansea and getting all blushy cos for a second he looked a lot like her,,,,,,

and yea..... they do get drunk one night ...... and fuck nasty... twirling my hair hehe i imagine swansea would be super in denial about like his feelings towards him but he gets drunk on mouthwash one night (the kid had some and it looked like he was having.. well not a great time but there sure was something going on there) and something takes hold of him like. hes realized he might die on this ship. in fact its incredibly likely. so hes throwing caution to the wind and getting whatever he feels about this new guy out of his system while his system's still operational. to an outsider it probably looks like hatesex (and sounds like it, sorry guys) but theyre both having the times of their lives. maybe swansea is a bit of a bully about it cos dennis i think has that kinda autism where he loves following directions and pleasing people and swansea is tired of this guy having so much sway over his feelings with that dumb little smirk he does and how hes always poking around with those pretty hands and his long fingers and and and. so i think maybe he can be really mean to him. order him around. as a treat.

i was gonna write some cute domestic post-canon good ending shit for them but then i wrote this instead and got so hard i blacked out so. maybe that will be later. also im a bit tipsy rn so apologies if this doesnt make any sense :P

-munchies

jaw drop….gay old man sex my beloved hollllyyyyy

GOOOD THIS IS SO GOOD *starts jorkin my peanus* i agree,,,;Swansea is like “im straight but a hole is a hole” and says fuck it and just. Has sex w Dennis. Probably multiple times. Yeah. Drunk sex too can’t get it up so they just frot until both of em cum (sorry I’m crazy)

I know you got stumped w good end but I think it would be really funny if like. They got saved and Swansea has to deal w the fact that he. Is most definitely bi bc even when he’s sober he still thinks about kissing dennis

[evansbby]

OH MY GOD MENS ICKSSS- like there are few for me but when i get them its like an allergic reaction!

- when they do those internet dances FUCK ICK!! like the Dab or something fuck. (Except for that one video where benedict cucumber did it cyz that... that confused me. that made me produce an egg. NEXT.)

-slippers... idfk... sandals. mens toes are ew. with the fucking long hair on their toes and theyre so UNAPOLOGETIC about how thick and fat their toes are fucking GAG.

- when they flip their coat/shirt collars up (except for benedict as sherlock??? shit. AGAIN IDK WHY i might have to look into this and self refect.)

- when they have those super unfunny group chats with their friends where they talk as if theyre all geniuses ahead of the game wtf why do all men have those group chats??? and its never funny??? but they think it is??? everytime i catch a glimpse of it im like bitch the fuck 😭 im funnier than that surely. and they sound so fucking dumb everytime but PROUD. ick vicky wicky.

- when they cant deal with standing in lines. its like theyre too cool for it. bro no, you don't clean ur nails, stand in line like a normal human being and accept the shame u weirdly associate with being patient.

- when men barely talk to their children during family outings... thats just asking for me to commit a hate crime. not even an ick.

- cartoon shirts... anime shirts... quote shirts... id rather they wear banana patterns t shirts or something like... ITS FINE WHEN IM UNINTERESTED IN THE DUDE but like after fhat i cant help but look at it and wonder... "doth he hentai?" and then "is thee childish???" and then it makes me hate myself because im judging them way to hard and its double damage. coz im ick with him and ick with myself 😔

- SMOKING which is less icky then FUCKING VAPING WHAT. Both gives me loser vibes fucking pupping in a desolate corner every hour, begging for a light maybe. standing around awkwardly with people and delighting in your addiction. the whole thing is super mega ducky ick. Like WHY??? (the only exception is tommy shelby and sherlock- SPECIFICALLY the fictional characters. I saw benedict on the streets once and phsically cringed and crossed the street i wish i was joking thats how bad my ick was.)

- Long hair. no no i know some guys apparently look hot in it but i dont SEE it and i REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. i had to INVESTIGATE for years why people found harry styles hot and had to cover the sides of his head with my hands to see him in short hair to understand he had potential. not. one. guy. with long hair looks hot. nope. even daemon i was like hUh? until he showed up in that one ep with short hair and i was like 🤤 Papa? Be my uncle ❤️ then his L'Oreal hair came back and he looked like a 🐴

- guys who try to be fashionable but they just look so shit. with the fuckin berets and big leather pants and vests and gun harneses 🙂‍↕️ my guy u look like what invented delete. like some dudes can do the shit out of and it just works but my guy... a clean shirt and some black trousers...

- guy sending sexy selfies... like who r u pouting for my dude 😭 just smile please 🤌✨

idk if these are icks but i felt these to my soul 🥹 im sorry its long i just had to get it off my chest HAHAH

luv u xoxo

-🐝🖖

oh wow bestie this is some list!!!

if by internet dances you mean like the tiktok dances then yes i wholeheartedly agree.. my man should ONLY have a tiktok for watching purposes. if he posts a thirst trap or him dancing to some trending song then that's it, he's not my man anymore lmfaoo. like that's so CRINGE tiktok dances are for the girlies!!! my man needs to have minimal social media presence hehe.

i kinda agree with the sandals one but i don't mind when men wear sliders sometimes in a casual way haha.

boys group chats are the worst most misogynistic cesspools of debauchery ever like truly boys are SO LAME when with their dumb friends so agree with that one.

i've never met a man who can't deal with standing in lines lol but tbh I HAVE ZERO PATIENCE therefore i myself hate standing in lines lmfaooo so my man would have to be the opposite of me. although i understand this one so this isn't an ick for me.

[jaeminvore]

Omg hi hello hey.

For some reason fucking Tumblr won't allow me to commenton posts?! (bitch) 🥲

and i can not talk enough about how much i love volleyball for dummies!! So i took this chance to feel mysterious (the anon post) and yap about that gorgeous gorgeous fic ✨🥹.

Like idek why it took me such a long time to finally have the right mindset to read it, but lord! I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED IT!😭🤧 like.. how precious mark was(🥹🥹✨)? How oc was just so dumb and cute? The actual fuck? I WANT MORE 🫥 PLEASE. I WANT MORE OF ALL OF THAT. I WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE LITTLE VOLLEYBALLS FOR KIDS 🥺🤧😭

Plus, Just imagining how it would be like when we have hyuck or jaemin as the main characters..🤤 with thier unhinged personalities? A BLAST 🥹✨

Thank you for giving me the chance to read sth that blesses the eyes and messes with the heart (them bars yo🫣🤣)

HAVE A GREAT DAY!💚

Omg hello!! So sorry it took me a while to get back to you lol, but thank you so much for having fun reading Volleyball For Dummies! It's been a hot minute since working on an smau so it was kinda scary starting one after a while. Then again, I did have fun working on it and seeing people enjoy each update I had put out was worth the mild anxiety i got LMAO

and please Mark and MC in it was definitely such a funny but very cute pair and their dynamic for a bit made me yearn for something a little similar they were both so sweet in their own... unhinged way 🤧 Mark definitely had my heart racing at some points bc he was so damn sweet for his own good i was this close to taking MC's spot myself, but alas I could not </3

And so true Mark and MC getting married would be like the marriage of the century fr. MC going pro and playing for the national team of her choice and Mark being her trophy house husband who works in something music related 😍😍

and dude... a spin-off series for both Hyuck and Jaemin each would be so fun actually? Like aside from being insane, i feel like we hadn't really gone much into detail in regards to Hyuck's character, though I think an enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers would be fun lmao... or maybe friends to lovers where MC always goes to his games and sit through the hundreds of fangirls/boys trying to get their y/n moment with start athlete and setter Lee Donghyuck 🥹 ugh the pining would be so good

As for Jaemin... LMFAOOO we did get a glimpse that he's also as insane and kind of a slut with commitment issues? maybe emotionally repressed too? and it would be interesting if his y/n was like a manager for his team who he cannot for the life of him read (and he's usually really good at that) he kind of assumed that she might hate him for sleeping around but blah blah blah something happened and he's dead-set on wooing her, but she isn't having any of it because of his history and what if this was just a game to him or something like that hehe

Oops kinda rambled there but really, it was such a fun series to work on and I'm glad you loved it and sent me this ask to tell your feelings on it too 🥹 it's very much appreciated ily anon <3 and you have a great day/night too!

Thank you for giving me the chance to read sth that blesses the eyes and messes with the heart (them bars yo🫣🤣)

This reminds me of Chenle in Vball For Dummies going "like yeah she's an athlete, but that does not make her a player" fr bars from you both 🔥🔥

[2004videovixxxen]

yeah i'm screwed, lol, i miss him, i love him and i want him sorry not sorry honestly... but i don't wanna be with him right now i need a good 2 years maybe 1 if i'm really good, and everything i want i always get so he better clean it up

man i just started thinking about living in spain again... i really want that, like started thinking about taking spanish in school again and actually learn this time, like i deserve to live my fantasy life. every one i know has gone on to do such amazing things, experience beautiful places, fall in love, eat fabulous meals, i want that too. i want my spain adventure, basically the eastern hemisphere, and i want to have love again.... it doesn't have to be with #him but man, i really fucking loved it there, hate i ruin things for myself just like andron says, which btw just found out he's either talking/with somebody new and actually not even new it's one of his exes....... lmfaoooooooo yo i think it's the long distance girl he would always talk about and wow... good for him honestly, it's the year of the ex! lol but it's funny to me because he claimed he didn't keep in contact with any of his exes and wanted so badly for me to cut off mine for good and i wasn't ready to do all of that... when i saw brandon last and was crying, rose day, it was really because i was hurt that i couldn't be around him anymore, i regret not taking the vinyl, in that moment i thought i was doing the right thing... and it is what it is, but wow, maybe i don't wanna be with a man actually... just have them for when i need them (which is sex and eventually somebody will be bankrolling me again) because i really hate that i also got rid of that letter..... that was primetime lexie and brandon lol well.... it is what it is, no hard feelings. tangent.. but yeah, love would be cool, idk, miss my friend, think thats what i miss the most and i keep going back to it bc its true, i miss haha-ing and hehe-ing over dumb stuff lol because we had similar sense of humors.....

i think i just need to get out lmao like meet some people and talk to strangers and shit, i just don't want to, fear i might have social anxiety, but also don't think so because i don't really have an issue with talking to people i just make myself think i do, lmfao yo i'm smacked but i been thinking about writing again... i wanna write about () because that's where my brain is at and i think i can do something good, my legs are sore from sumos yesterday omggg gonna try rdl's again today and single leg? if my legs are up for it lol

(lmfao yoooo i wrote this this morning @ like 7am kinda just in my thoughts and its so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂😂 its 4pm now i'ma post it hahahhaahahahahahahaha)

[sungbeam]

I’M BACKKKK only to see Changmin??? Smth fishy is going awn 🤨🤨/j

No but omg you took the words out of my mouth THE OBJECTIFICATION OF MYSELF AND MY OWN INSECURITIES HAS ME LOOKING AT MYSELF WITH A PROVERBIAL CAMERA AT NEAR ALL TIMES WITH DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLES TOO AS IF I WAS PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S WITH MYSELF MOVING FROM ANGLE TO ANGLE EINFITNUND

Also omg what do you feel abt the new album?? I love Delicious with my whole being 😭 BUT LIP SYNC AND DOOR HAVE A HOLD ON MY SANITY LIKE PHEW I HAVE LISTENED TO THEM AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF TIMES ESP CAUSE THE VOCALS IN DOOR GO CRAZYYYYYYYY Sunwoo esp omg lord have mercy on my soul-

AND JACOB’S COVER OF CEILINGS- REAHHHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹 I actually astral projected (esp since I was thinking of basing my first fic off of it for a bit now 😳)

Btw this might be random but for love in unity, do any of them have jobs? 😭 I KNOW THATS A WEIRD THING TO ASK BUT I ALWAYS WONDER HOW PPL MAKE MONEY TO PAY FOR GROCERIES AND STUFF WHEN I’M WATCHING TV SHOWS CAUSE IT’S LIKE, MAN, I NEVER SEE YOU LEAVE CAMPUS, OR YOUR HOUSE SO HOW CAN YOU PAY FOR GROCERIES OR RENT IN THIS ECONOMY 😭

Just a silly question lol and if they don’t have jobs, what job do you think they’d have? 🧐 Personally, I feel like Changmin would work at a Target KEHKFHKE he’s just giving those vibes yk? Chanhee gives off retail vibes fs while Sangyeon is giving home depot OH AND ERIC WOULD BE WORKING AT ONE OF THE HOTDOG STANDS THATS ALWAYS OUTSIDE THEM 💀😭 Canada bros would suit the library methinks, they would def be the type to work with kids in the summer programs or would help tutor 😌 I could also see Kevin working at a pet shop or a barista? 🧐 Haknyeon also gives off barista vibes though especially with his fluffy hair these days 😭🫶

Ok that’s enough for my little ramble this week LOLOL happy to see that you finally embraced your Changmin love 🤭 hope you have an amazing rest of your week! :D

(Also if you have any poetry recs then lmk hehe)

- Always and forever, love, 🌷 anon

he won 😔 i wanted out of the basement 😔 and this was the only compromise 😔 im sorry jacob i repent 😔 for my sins 😔

PLS NOT THE FNAF AHAHAHHAHAH BC SAME 🤡🤡🤡 ME FROM MY PROVERBIAL SECURITY ROOM QATCHING MYSELF AND YELLING DONT GO IN THERE U DUMB BITXH

omg honestly i absolutely love love love lip sync, eyes on me, and door like KWNFKSJDK R U SKIFIEBF KIDDING ME??!))<_] HEY . WHAT ABTNE MEU SANITY. HUH???? MY MIND IS NOT ANTIFRAGILE . it's doing things to me omg like i thought the simpery was bad before, but now 🤡🤣 oh boy 🤣🤡 also LOVE THAT FOR JACOB KING SHIT I LOVE ALL THE COVERS HE GETS TO POST CUZ YESSIR THATS MY HUSBAND 😭😭😭😭😭 (chxngmxn pay attention, u ARE THE SIDE HOE don't hurt me) OMG???? UR FIRST FIC???? HELLO HMU ONCE/IF U DO I'D LOVE TO SUPPORT U SKFJEOFJK unless ur uncomfy or shy tho i totally get it 🤧🤧 !!!

HELP ME 💀💀💀 I FORGOT THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE JOBS LMFAOOOO the only one who has a canonical job rn out of the boyz is jacob BAHAHAHHAH STOP. CHANGMIN AT TARGET AJZBDIDJFODJF THATS SO FKN FUNNY HELPMEBDKSNFKJD I AM NEVER LETTING THAT GO AND HELLO???? UR RELEGATING SANGYEON TO HOME DEPOT AHAHHAHAHAHAYYA KDNFKSJFJ IM SCREECHING WHE EZING YELLIGN ERIC AT THE HOT DOG STAND I— 💀😭 pls there r tears falling down my cheeks rn this is hilarious. low-key i think kev could make money via freelance photography and being an ✨influencer✨, and maybe get eric to coach little league baseball LMAO sangyeons prob making big boy money, and haknyeon will prob find SOME restaurant to work at tbh (i can't believe i forgot to give them canonical jobs 💀 i m never letting go of target worker changmin pls that is so funny) omg WAIT haknyeon working at the target starbucks in the same target as changmin 💀💀💀 IMAGINE TBZ!TARGET WORKERS ALCMLSMFKDJF IM CRYING

i did not embrace my love for him 😔😭🤧 I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE, GASLIT GATEKEPT AND GIRLBOSSED BY A SQUIRRWL A TREE RAT A PLANT RODENT—

ANYWAYS HOPE UR WELL 🌷!! 💖 loved seeing u in my inbox as always :') mWAH

[adrikazu]

Now.. Consider Xiao (Our beautiful emo boi), Gorou, and Baal having a crush on a reader who's just shamelessly flirty

SHAMELESSLY FLIRTY READER PT 1

FEATURING— xiao, gorou, and baal

GENRE— fluff

NOTES— i like your funny words magic man !!! (also sorry for being a little inactive stuffs happening, check this post for the small explanation

WARNINGS— flirting, overall fluff !!

XIAO

EMO BOIII

he’s actually shocked

at first when you guys met he was livid about your flirting attempts towards him

and later on it finally struck him

that your flirting was working.

he couldn’t get it out of his head and it made him so angry

baby xiao doesn’t understand his feelings towards you

so, as usual he avoids you

🗿 … i know

your flirts drive him crazy and his hearts racing but he thinks it’s angry adrenaline

you might need to pause your flirting for a second because he’s gonna run away from u

xiaos self conscious but he tries to ignore that

so he gets concerned if youre flirting with other people too

it’s basically the emo person and the flirty cool person duo

after all of this comes down, his responses to your flirts come between:

him blushing and reprimanding you for having no respect for adepti

or his face flushing and his hearts in his throat and he turns away from you, furrowing his eyebrows

HES SHY AND HE HATES THAT HES SHY !!!

i’ll bet everything i own that he kind of wants to flirt back just to spite you

but he doesn’t have the power to do that

not when he gets flustered everytime anything romantic comes out of your mouth

yeah he’s emo, yeah he’s serious

yeah i think he would collapse smitten in your hands with your flirting hehe

GOROU

another shy boyyy

thing is this time he’s super honest ab your flirting

sometimes he will definitely try to flirt back to tease you

it’s a cute boy just flirting with a happy smile on his face while his tail wags

please pat his head

a rosy blush appears on his cheeks, no matter where it is

he’s more flustered when you flirt in public tho

he has a reputation as a leader and stuff, a lot of people view him as a really nice and confident and honest person

hes lowkey scared to know what they think when he suddenly succumbs to your words

Gorou will definitely tell you when you should not flirt, super honest about it

BUUUT he does love it i swear he does

i think something he might like too is when you flirt and then touch his ears

it wraps the cute moment and he ADORES it and HES VOCAL AB IT

i can definitely see the day when he gains the confidence and whispers a flirt to you in public in hopes that it’ll fluster you

if it does, his pride 📈📈📈

he’s very proud of himself and grins at you

if it doesn’t, his pride is inflated but he’ll try again harder next time and he’ll tell you that

prepare yourself bc he might ask for advice from someone and his next attempt might be crazy

overall, please flirt with him

he might flirt back if he feels like it <3

BAAL

oh… my lord

i mean oh my baal

she has NO REACTION WIAHJAHS

when you throw a flirt at her, the soldiers around her stare at you in utter awe

theyre like woah…. that persons gonna die

her liking you is like your free card to do any stupid stuff you want while she’s around

as long as it’s not TOO dumb

but baal likes you, so she’ll deadpan and then move on with her day

the most thing you’ll get from her is the furrow of her eyebrows or the occasional times when she scrunches her nose while turned away from you

if not a lot or no people are around, she’s gonna tell you smth like:

“You should really learn your place, and learn some respect”

she says this while there’s a faint smirk on her face

secretly likes when you bother her with this stuff

don’t worry if you ever think you’re bothering

she took in account your shameless flirting when she decided to like you

also… she’s lowkey confused ab her feelings

she’s kind of like: love??? wtf? no

tbh imo you can choose wether or not you want to continue your shenanigans

bc she didn’t kill or punish you from the start so you kind of have a chance

it’s mostly you flirting and her very very VERY occasional slight teasing and “warningly” remarks

her confidence and the superiority and demand in her voice all the while calm, is something to adore

to be honest, flirting like this is both a menace and amazing

one bc she sometimes barely gives a reaction

and two bc the times she responds to you are so attractive

either way keep doing it bc in the end she’s definitely gonna act on it and it might be smth romantic who knows oOoOoOo

[junejoestar]

Howdy, i saw you where receiving asks for the crusaders !! What about a little scenario with a platonic reader that has a stand that allows them to fly but is just… horrible at it. Like they be ramming into walls and such. Thus, chaos erupts.

Tysm and i hope you have a great day you beautiful person you 💚💚

Hehe, hai. I love this sm! Thanks. I only do head canons for groups unless you're okay with each one being posted separately sorry. Also I'm uncomfortable being referred to as a person when being spoken to individually, makes me feel funny, just "beautiful boy" is fine!

Jotaro Kujo

Oh god Jotaro hates you so much.

How are you this dumb?? Is it really that hard for you to fly?

Jotaro actually lets out little chuckles when you fall down face first, he doesn't bother to help, his laughs aren't friendly, their mocking. Though he will cuss at the "old man" to help you up/out.

You remind him of Iggy, though he isn’t dumb enough to compare you to that mutt.

Doesn’t hesitate to laugh at you, ever.

Kakyoin Noriaki

He uses Hierophant to grab you so you don’t crash into walls or fall! After realizing how clumsy you are he always tries to protect you! You are his friend after all - but that won’t stop him from teasing you

Doesn’t understand what it’s like having a stand that allows you to fly because he doesn’t have that sort of stand, but he will try to understand it so he can help you get better at it.

If you barely got your stand he definitely tries to help you adjust to your stand and the changes.

You, Advol and him all talk and hey both just try to help you get better

Jean Pierre Polnareff

He’s so jealous.

Polnareff would be on the floor crying, pissing and shitting himself because his stand doesn’t allow him to fly

Constantly laughs at you, he’s even throw things at you while you fly just to make things worse.

Avdol *Last Name I'm too afraid to spell*

He thinks it’s funny seeing you always fall, though he does get concerned.

If you ever get bruises or cuts he’s your guy, definitely patches you up!!

He’ll navigate you as you fly, though it never works

Joseph Joestar

He thinks your stand ability is inconvenient and unnecessary. If you fly people will get suspicious, plus you can’t even fly properly.

Probably the rudest (yet kindest) when it comes to making fun of u tbh.

If he sees Polnareff throw stuff at you he’ll join

Uses Hermit Purple to grab your leg and pull you down a lot too lmao.

[sixeyesgojo]

The dead reader made me sad how about something a bit funny but dark based of a comic Tapas called Undying Happiness (it’s been dubbed on YouTube too if you wants to go see it) where the main character falls in love with a guy who’s family has the ability to be able to regenerates wounds even from a skeleton. So do you think we can the cast react to a basically immortal reader?

I like this idea! I also checked out the source material and man, that was SOOO FUNNY lmaoo

Thanks for sending this ask, anon! I think my readers deserve some calm before the storm that’s about to come lol

Summary: undead!reader messing with Team Gojo because why not ;)

Characters: Team Gojo + Sukuna x undead!Reader

Content warning: major injuries (loss of limbs?), mentions of blood

A/N: This is the post anon is talking about: leaving them behind hc

Gojo Satoru

After a while, he will start making jokes about it. You’re not exactly amused at this fool joking around while you’re bleeding out. Gojo is still a little worried (it’s a secret, don’t tell anybody) because he’s firmly convinced that this technique has to have some kind of drawback but it does not. Or at least there hasn’t been any ever since you discovered this ability.

The first time, he would be slightly taken aback but not entirely surprised. You just lost an entire arm; blasted away until only your bones remained but you didn’t even flinch? How in the world?

Truth to be told, you were already kind of used to this. Having to deal with this frequently (including all the “Aren’t you more of a curse?” questions), you already half expected something of the sort of him as well.

However, after processing what just happened, he’ll just shrug. This man has seen more in his life than any other Jujutsu sorcerer ever could, starting from as early as his baby days, thanks to the six eyes. Nothing bothers him all too much.

He’ll just treat it as if you are using Reversed Cursed Technique, just like Shoko.

“Babe, what are you doing? Losing an arm again? Oh my god, that is sooo 2017. Come up with something new to shock me with!” he snickers. “Satoru, I swear you are doing this on purpose,” you got mad while holding the space your arm once held. The bloody substance dripping right through your fingers as the lost limb slowly regenerated. 

“It’s really no wonder people constantly ask me why I haven’t exorcised the curse who is sticking to me!” he laughs. You pout, “Rude! I’m not a curse.”

Itadori Yuji

The first time, he is absolutely freaked out. He tries to frantically stop the bleeding in the most clumsy way ever; hands shaking so much it would have the opposite effect. You? You’re calm and you try to calm him down by saying “it’s just an arm” and he goes “JUST AN ARM? THAT’S A LIMB THOUGH???” even more frantically. He already has a few screws loose up there and he knows it but hearing you say that so casually makes him rethink all his decisions in life. It takes him several minutes to calm down. Even though he is a sorcerer now and has seen his fair share of shit happening, including the sopping hole in his chest when Sukuna ripped out his heart, this tops all of it.

After a while, he will be more at ease but still very very worried about you. He doesn’t like seeing you get hurt, even if it’s just a small scratch. Yuji is very relieved when he sees the flesh and skin building back, may even be a little bit fascinated but also grossed out. He will definitely ask you lots of different stuff about it.

“Does it hurt when it does that?” he looks at your regrowing limb. “What do you mean, Yuji?” you give him a quizzical look. He points at your limb, “That. Does that hurt?”

“Well, of course losing a limb hurts but I have had this ability for the longest time, so I got used to feeling the pain. If you mean regrowing this, then no. It tickles a little, I guess?”

The look on his face was priceless.

Fushiguro Megumi

After a while, he will still be frantic at first but then it finally clicks. His head goes “oh, right.” and he calms down, the tension visibly leaves his body, because by now, he knows it’s not that big of an issue anymore. That does not mean he ceased to help you take care of it though - and he does a great job at it.

The first time, he thinks you’ll die on him. The boy is so frantic, his mind goes blank. His chest will break out of his ribcage soon, he feels, but then he sees your calm face. Utter confusion descends down on him; what the hell was happening? Why weren’t you screaming in pain? Why was your facial expression so calm? Maybe it was a shock?

But no, you were calm all over and simply said, “Whoops?”

Consider him confused for his entire life now. He doesn’t understand what’s happening at all and his mind is set on helping you nevertheless.

"Ugh, I’m bleeding all over your uniform. I’m so sorry, ‘Gumi,” you mumble as he patches up what he can. “That’s fine, I can just wash it later,” he bluntly states, his eyes hyperfocused on your wound.

“I’ll wash it for you! I owe you that, it’s the least I can do,” you offer. “Just hold still for now, so I can contain the bleeding - don’t want you to bleed out on me. It’d be a hassle.”

“Hehe, sorry,” you say sheepishly.

Kugisaki Nobara

After a while, she will simply proceed to beat the shit out of whoever did this to you first. She will beat them into a pulp and then exorcise them (in case it was a curse). It’s a little comedic for you to see her get worked up over this after seeing it so many times but at the same time, it melts your heart a little.

The first time, the girl rushes to your aid immediately, telling Fushiguro to handle this curse. “Are you okay?” she asks you and her voice is trembling audibly. It was a stupid question to ask, she thinks. But she doesn’t expect to see you stupidly grin back at her, “Yeah, I’m totally fine, don’t worry about me. This will take some time to grow back but it will.”

Grow back? What? She’s confused. Are you pulling a prank on her? It has to be a prank, right?

“No, this isn’t a prank, I’m serious here,” you laughed.

"You really think you can hurt them without facing repercussions, huh? You are so dumb; I almost feel sorry for how stupid you are, thinking that, when I am right here. Now let’s get ready for a game because I can and absolutely will drag this out; learn your lesson!” Nobara yells at the curse and you only chuckle.

Ryomen Sukuna

The first time, he just clicks his tongue in annoyance, looking at whatever hurt you with fiercely glowing eyes. There would be hell to pay for them. He is annoyed at whatever hurt you but he knows he can fix you easily with his Reversed Cursed Technique. This was so inconvenient, not fun. Quickly, he eliminates the source of your pain and turns to you. He had expected you to have passed out. However, once he sees the wound slowly closing up, a strange grin forms on his face and he starts hollering loudly, “What the heck is that, pet? That’s amusing.”

After a while, he will just sit back and watch as you handle it yourself: free entertainment for his bored soul. He may or may not be generous enough to speed up your recovery with his own Reversed Cursed Technique but I’d rather not count on it because it depends on how he is feeling after you finished the battle.

“Oh? You seem to regenerate a little faster now, even without my help. You take more and more after me, did spending all that time with me turn you into a curse now?” the King of Curses sneers loudly. “Heeey, I’m not a curse! But I would feel better if you helped me out with it instead of sneering at me,” you pouted. For a moment, he seemed to think, “No. It’s amusing.”

[flrtwoo]

wc: 1.3k

as changmin neared the locker room, he heard a bunch of shouts and hoots coming from inside. soon after, a crowd of highschool kids started making their way out of the room, buzzing with energy and excitement. siyeon, who was in the crowd, spotted him and ran towards her favorite uncle.

"uncle changmin!" she shouted, earning a jolt from the clueless guy. when he saw siyeon coming his way, he smiled so wide and opened his arms for her. she jumped into the hug, laughing in happiness.

"that's a lie, you now have all the time in the world to do mom's errands WHICH you can't run away from anymore!"

"okay... maybe but don't think that i'm not dragging you with me to do them!"

you watched changmin and siyeon interact so animatedly from the entrance of the locker room, and you couldn't help but fall even further for the guy who's already stolen your heart. his smile could literally light up the whole world, you truly believed that.

"so i lost to dimples? huh."

"so i lost to dimples? huh."

you turned to meet the owner of the voice. "younghoon i still don't know how to respond to your comments, i love you but also are we really okay?"

your best friend laughed as he slung an arm around your shoulders. "YES we're okaaay it's just funny to see your reactions whenever i make comments about my crush on you!"

"you're sick, you know that? sick in the motherfriking head." you poked his head, younghoon continuing to laugh. "i know, i know."

from his peripheral vision, he saw changmin waving siyeon goodbye and walking towards you. with that, younghoon made it his cue to leave.

"looks like lover boy is coming right this way, so don't feel pressured to come to the lunch! i'll take care of the kids for now, you enjoooy your time." he teased and winked at you. you pretended to gag, mouthing a "what the fuck?" to him as he shrugged and left your side.

once you faced forward, you were met with a very nervous-looking changmin. "congrats y/n! you're the last person i needed to congratulate, i already spoke with younghoon but yea." he said.

"thanks changmin." you gave him a soft smile. he looked extremely anxious and you didn't know what was going through his head, so the both of you just kind of stood there in an awkward silence.

as you were about to end the conversation because where tf was this going to go, changmin cleared his throat. "i know your busy with the team, but can we talk? there's something i actually need to say to you."

"oh, sure! we can talk outside, at least it doesn't smell like chlorine and sweat out there." you commented, trying to lighten the mood. however, changmin didn't respond and just made a beeline towards the entrance of the arena.

you were confused, a little scared even. "what if he didn't want to be friends anymore? what if he was moving away to someplace far? what if he's not actually human? what if-"

"y/n, don't worry! it's nothing of that sort." he chuckled. "holy shit i thought out loud." your face grew beet red, and you stuttered out an apology for how he shouldn't have heard your thoughts.

you two eventually made it outside after an excruciating minute of you fanning the red out of your face and him trying to hold in his laughter at your embarrassment. you found a bench and sat on it, gesturing for him to follow.

as he sat down, he rubbed his hands against his pants, wiping off the nervous sweat that had formed. "okay, y/n i'll need you to listen to me carefully. let me know your thoughts after, alright?" he asked as he turned to face you.

"will do changmin!" you turned to face him too and flashed him an encouraging smile.

changmin was nervous in front of you, but the warmth you exuded from your smile alone was enough to give him the confidence to just think fuck it and tell you what he's been meaning to tell you for a while now.

"y/n the way we met, it was so, how do i put this... out of the blue? i mean, who expects to be punched during work duty and be pushed into the pool for literally standing there?"

you laughed at this, recalling the memory of how messed up your first and second meetings were.

"okay, i admit the second time was partly my fault, but still! it's crazy to tell people 'yea i met them in a haunted house where i was the scarer they punched'! but honestly, it's a much more interesting story than all the other 'how did you meet?' stories out there."

you nodded in agreement.

"when i met you the third time, you as siyeon's coach and me as her uncle, not gonna lie i wasn't the happiest about that. i'm sure you knew that too. but we kept meeting and meeting again under the most unexpected circumstances, and eventually i just thought 'maybe they're meant to be in my life, one way or another.'"

"we started talking more and hanging out, and soon i started looking forward to every time we talked and, well, hung out. i mean, you made even the boring things seem fun! that time i was studying for that dance theory test? all you did was ask the dumbest questions and i was already on the floor laughing my ass off!"

you wanted to protest about how your questions were NOT dumb, but changmin stopped you.

"i'm sorry, yes your questions were not dumb, i was just kidding." he patted your head, smiling affectionately at you. you rolled your eyes, however a smile similar to his soon made its way to your face too.

seeing you look at him with so much love in your eyes made something in his mind click and suddenly, his thoughts have never been clearer.

his heart's never been happier.

he didn't just like you. you meant so much more to him, and he knew you needed to know.

"what i'm trying to say is: home is somewhere i feel happy in, where i feel comforted, where i feel loved. and if being with you makes me feel those things, then y/n you are my home. and i hope you feel the same way, because i love you."

changmin exhaled as if he was holding his breath the entire time. he looked at you expectantly, waiting for your answer.

you, on the other hand, was shocked. just plain shocked, and you didn't know what to do, how to react, or what to even say.

the guy who'd stolen your heart had just admitted that you've stolen his heart too, so how the fuck do you respond to that.

after you had stayed silent for 13, 14, 15 seconds (yes, changmin was counting), he lost all hope. sighing, he looked down at his hands. "i'm sorry for putting this all on you, i knew it was a stupid idea, i'm sorry-"

you cupped changmin's cheeks to stop him from talking. he looked up, meeting your glassy eyes. you slowly neared his face until you were inches apart, and whispered your reply.

"i love you too, dumbass."

you closed the distance, lips meeting his as you kissed him slowly, sweetly. he smiled into the kiss, holding you as if you could disappear between his fingers.

it was a very romantic moment that unfortunately didn't last very long, because shortly after a bird landed on changmin's head causing him to scream, you to scream, and the bird to go number 2 on his head.

but oh well, everything about your relationship was so out of the blue anyways, right?

out of the blue | jcm

[chapter 19]

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summary: when you find out that one of the students you coach is the niece of the guy you accidentally punched in the face and pushed into a pool, you're not surprised that he's, well, disappointed at the outcome. however, you're determined to make amends with him for the sake of his niece... and maybe for the sake of his cute face too.

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[bakusdumptruck]

Bakusquad Crack Post Pt.2

Hello you beautiful bitches 😌 hope you had a good day today! I was stuck on what I was going to write and decided to make a side story on what happened with the LoV in the first part! So now i’ll give you high bakusquad ft. The LoV🤩

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Pairing: Aged up Bakusquad x gn!Y/n x LoV 

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries, slight manga spoilers

Summary: Bakusquad gets kidnapped by the Lov, but it turns out better than expected.  

✨QUICK RECAP ✨

You and the Bakusquad were v e r y faded chilling on a hill watching the stars 

A nomu pops out of no where and you all start attacking, but completely miss

The nomu starts chasing you and ends up knocking everyone out 

OKAY NOW LETS GET IT 😈

So... you got kidnapped by the infamous League of Villains

B💥: *waking up* “Fucking shit what hap- oh shit hey crusty 😏 never thought i’d be here again.”

ST(Shiggy)🧴: “Never thought you’d be this easy to catch you little bitch”

B💥: “WHO YOU CALLIN A LITTLE BITCH YOU FLAKEY FU-”

Y/n🥵: *evil/scary ass voice* “Bakugou if you don’t shut the fuck up right now i’ll let his flakey ass disintegrate you. You’re beING TOO FUCKING LOUD 😃🔪”

B💥: “uh... where’d you get that knife from :D”

K💪🏼: “Hey guys, sorry to ruin your moment but shouldn’t we be concerned that we got kidnapped.”

M💅🏽: “I agree... We literally got kidnapped by the people who want to kill us.”

S🕷: “Oh shit, that’s who they are? No wonder they looked so familiar.”

All: 👁👄👁

ST🧴: “Ya’ll are dumber than I expected... anyway we want you guys to join us. You all have powerful quirks, especially you Baku-”

B💥: “YAWWNNNN. No thank you. I already said no.”

ST🧴: “Did you just s a y the word yawn 🙃 *scratching neck* You’re pissing me off. I’ll just kill you then.”

S🕷: “Hold on mr.saltine, before you kill bakubro can we smoke our last joint? This weed was expensive and I AM NOT letting it go to waste. Plus I have even more and it needs to be gone before I die.” 

M💅🏽: “Sero please tell me you didn’t bring your stoner pack.”

S🕷: *pulls out his so called “Seros Super Stoner Pack”*

Shiggy’s starting to regret his life choices.

All of a sudden Dabi pops out of no where

DB🔥: “Is that weed? I smell weed. Where is it.”

 Sero had the most amazing idea, but not for them to escape no, he has had the most amazing idea to make sure he finishes his weed.

S🕷: “...Wanna smoke with us 👀 I already rolled a joint and I can roll at least 4 more. Don’t wanna let it all go to waste 😃”

DB🔥: “Let them out of the cuffs. I need to smoke.”

At this point Shigaraki is over everything and decides to smoke to distract himself from the stupidity.

So, ya know, Sero does his thing and hands yall the other papers to roll up

*30 minutes and 5 joints later...*

DB🔥: “NO BUT LIKE ENDEAVOR IS A FUCKING B I T C H. HE CAN KISS MY BURNT ASS.”

 This smoke session somehow turned into a therapy session. 

DB🔥: “I KNOW HE’S MY DAD BUT HOLY SHIT. FUCKER PUSHED ME INTO FAKING MY OWN FUCKING DEATH AND NOW HERE I AM. IM BURNT, MUSTY, AND STUCK WITH THIS CRUSTY ASS BITCH.”

Y/n🥵: *patting his back* “There there, let it out... uhuh just like that”

DB🔥: “I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING CRY. MY TEAR DUCTS ARE BURNT AND I FEEL DUMB AS FUCK CRYING WITH NO TEARS. I LOOK FUCKING CONSTIPATED.”

ST🧴: “Bitch please, you look constipated all the time.”

DB🔥: “Square the fuck up. 😃 Right now.”

D⚡️: “So... we just gon ignore the fact that he’s Endeavors “dead” son?”

Eventually Dabi lets everything off of his chest and goes off pouting in your arms

To lighten up the mood Sero connects his phone to his speaker and picks whatever song came up first 

It was WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.

Denki was the first one to get up and starts to rap the first verse. He knew it word for word.

Sero joined in after but also started dancing

Mans was MOVING them hips. Them shits were swaying like it was nobody’s business 💅🏽

WAIT SO HEAR ME OUT,  I feel like Bakugou would be a completely different person when he’s high

Yeah he’s still angry and shit but he’d be sooooo fucking funny

 This bitch would get up all of a sudden and be like 

B💥: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG FUCKER. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MOVE”

Then he starts aggressively twerking anyway he can 😭

He’s twerking on the wall, on the floor, ON PEOPLE  

You all eventually form a circle around him and start hyping him up

LMAOO ITS LIKE THAT DANCE CIRCLE AT SCHOOL DANCES AND EVERYONE HAS THEIR PHONE OUT

Y/n🥵: “BEST FRIEND SHOW EM YOUR MOVES”

K:💪🏼: “GO, OUUU YUH GET IT I GUESS 💅🏽... OKAY IM NEXT BEST FRIEND. GET THE CAMERA 🤩”

KIRI FUCKING PUSHES HIM OUT 

K💪🏼: “dougie 🤪 hype me up 😤🥵”

He does it REALLY bad, but that’s not gonna stop the hype 

ST🧴: “AHAHAHA WHY HE MOVIN LIKE THAT. MANS STIFF AS FUCK”

M💅🏽: “Like you can do any better than that 😗”

ST🧴: “Baby please, watch this”

Shiggy starts voguing... and he’s really fucking good. 

All: “💀”

DB🔥: “HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GOLD . YO GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR ROOMS. Hehe he’s gonna regret doing this. ”

The rest of the LoV members come out and are shocked 

They don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or be disgusted 

TG🔪: “Dabi... is he okay, wait a minute... wHEN DID THEY GET HERE”

SP🐊: “...I’m going back to my room.”

TW👺: “OUU YUH SHIGGY. GET IT BITCH- this is so fucking disgusting.”

Mr.Compress and Kurogiri don’t even bother to see whats happening

Once the most iconic part of the song pops up YOU AND MINA GO OFF.

M💅🏽: “OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES. ITS THE BADDIES TURN.”

Holy fuck can y/n and Mina marry me already. p l e a s e.

Yall hitting every beat, every move, THE ATTITUDE. Yes. A+. 1000/10

Everyone was screaming their asses off and jumping around

After WAP, Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low played

DB🔥: “OHHH SHIT ITS MY TIME WHORES”

Dabi pulls out a guitar and amp out of thin air and plays his fucking heart out.

Bakugou finds drums and plays like theres no tomorrow

Sero finds a bass and joins in 

Y/n🥵: “What the fuck 😃 why is this so good 😃”

The rest of you starts head banging and singing along

K💪🏼: “TAKE A BREATH DONT IT SOUND SO EASY, NEVER HAD A DOUBT NOW IM GOING CRAZY WATCHING FROM THE FLOOR”

M💅🏽: “waYMENT- I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T SING. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM 😳”

Denki adds harmony to the next part

K💪🏼D⚡️: “TAKE A BREATH AND LET THE REST COME EASY, NEVER SETTLE DOWN CAUSE THE CASH FLOW LEAVES ME. ALWAYS, WANTING MORE”

Y/n🥵: “DENKI YOU TOO??? I’m going to pass away. This is too muCH. I’M GOING TO SIMP PLEASE.”

Oop, the best part’s coming up... who’s singing next?👀

DB🔥: “IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM. ITS A LIFE STYLE- CAUSE I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN.”

That shit was chefs fucking kiss. Dabi has the perfect voice for this song.

At this point you, Mina, and Shiggy were on the floor with tears streaming down your faces.

When yall thought it couldn’t get any better, Bakugou and Sero start harmonizing for the last part 💅🏽

B💥S🕷: MAKE IT COUNt WHEN IM THE ONE WHOS SELLING YOU OUT CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE STEALING HEARTS CALLING YOUR NAME FROM THE CROWD”

Dead. You flat lined. Your limit has been passed and now you’re a hard core simp. 

Mina was so glad she started recording because there definitely won’t be another opportunity.  

Y/n🥵: “Guys... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. HOW CAN YOU PULL INSTRUMENTS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND PLAY PERFECTLY. KIRI WHERE THE HELL DID THE VOICE COME FROM.”

The boys were sweating and out of breath. They just did a whole performance in the hide out with zero practice.

They stared at each other at the end for a little bit and excitedly hyped themselves up. 

Dabi spoke about starting a band forgetting about his occupation and why the bakusquad was there in the first place

Honestly this moment was precious. The villains and aspiring hero’s were getting along because of the weed in their system. This just proves how weed can solve all your problems 💅🏽

*knock knock* “Doordash delivery”

ST🧴: “Oh, when did you guys order food?”

S🕷: “We didn’t order food...”

ST🧴: “... FUCKING SHIT NOT AGA-”

The pro hero’s busted in 🤩

DB🔥: “KUROGIRIIII. GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.”

And just like the the LoV escaped

M💅🏽: “Ya kno what, I honestly forgot where we were.”

B💥: “Same.”

K💪🏼: “We were having too much fun...”

D⚡️: “Ughhh why’d they come so early 😫 we were boutta start a band 🥺”

S🕷: “Wait... why were we here again??”

Y/n🥵: “Sero...baby, maybe you should lay off the weed for a bit 💀”

Aizawa walked in and shot his scarf out to all of you. He made sure to make them uncomfortably tight and pulled you guys right to him.

A🐱: 👺👹*gremlin noises*👺👹

Lol you guys are fucked. 

HELLOOOOO I hope you guys enjoyed this story of what went on when the squad got kidnapped!! Honestly my account is gonna have ALOT of bakusquad scenarios since I literally love all of them so much. Not a day goes by where I’m not thinking about hanging out with them 😭 Credits to jazzmonster for the gif 😌 once I saw it I knew I had to use it. Anywayy thank you all so much for the support :’-) I didn’t think people would actually like the stuff I write since its all over the place 😫 Hope you have a good rest of your day/night 🖤