#Headcanons going wild

[countessofravenclaw]

This happens to me often, when I see some pos of a mutual talking about a subject... and I want to expand on the subject. So I make my own post. Today's subject: People's ages in DCLA, especially the adults in Soy Luna (Expanding on this @weirdthoughtsandideas answer post) I won't be touching on Sharon...but the other adults.

I feel like Monica and Miguel are in their mid-40s. From what, Monica told Luna, I feel like they are the same age, but if someone is younger, than only by a couple of years maximum, and Miguel is the younger one. I always like to use some math, when determining these, but it's bit harder since Luna is not their biological daughter, but I'll do my best.

So, I understood that they met and got married quite young. Let's say 22. Now the variables are: 1. How long were they married before wanting to have children? 2. How long were they trying before discovering that Monica couldn't have children? (according to what she told Luna, I assumed that she couldn't carry children, but if she was infertile I'm sure that they couldn't have not afforded IVF) 3. How long after that did they decide to adopt? 4. How long did it take for them to find Luna.

So, now the Amswers:

Given that they are service industry workers and surely weren't in very stable financial footing when they were younger, I'll say 5 years before they start trying because they first stable established careers. (+5)

For the trying part, maybe a year or two? (+1~2)

Surely the discovery was little a bit of a shock, so they minds didn't jump straight into the adoption so I give it 3 years. (+3)

I don't know how adoption works in Mexico, so I just give this another 2 years (+2)

So they were about 34 to 36 when they adopted Luna, who was 3. In the start of S1 she is 15 (+12)

So add all that up, in S1 they would be about 46 to 48.

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For Matteo's parents... well his mother is dead. But I have still some hc about that. His parents were probably more on the older side when they had him, being busy diplomats and we know how important his work is to Matteo's dad.

Lucia died when she was 40 and Matteo was 10, so she was 30 when he was born.

Alexander probably was a couple of years older, so he was about 34 when Matteo was born. That would make him about 51 in S2 when he appeared. In the question of Sofia, his second wife, I'd say that she is maybe about 10-8 years younger than him so about 43.

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Ana and Ricardo is another case that requires some math.

We don't know when they met, or got married, but I'm sure after they were done with school and stuff since their courtship sure wasn't long, given that they didn't realize how incompatible they actually were.

So let say, Ana graduated law school when she was 25 years old, they met a couple of years later, got married after a year and Nina was born a year a later.

Nina is 16 in S1 so Ana was 45 years old and Ricardo is about the same age.

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Gastón parents are obviously completely my own invention, but I wanna talk about them too.

The way I reference their age in my fics is that they are tab a bit younger than Monica and Miguel.

So according to my headcanons: they were college sweethearts and got married straight after. Gastón was born when they were 23, so during S1 39-40

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Others parents... I have no idea, but all of them probably are in their 40s

[sheikfangirl]

Aryll's gift: A Pre-Calamity short story.

Note: For the best reading experience, please click on the first panel and scroll from image to image. ♥️

... Link forgot.

Hope you enjoy this one.

Cheers!

[wishfulsketching]

is silco top or bottom??

Silco is everything. He is a top, he is a bottom and he is a switch. He is trans, he is cis he is non-binary. He is ace, he is aro and he is aro/ace. He is everything and nothing. I will enjoy him in all his forms because in the end, he is still the same ratman we all know and love.

...but I am biased towards mostly bottom Silco because that is what I am projecting on to him, yea. That's my little treat. I enjoy all the other versions like I'm having my own little cheese tasting party. I have my favorite but my my don't all of the other cheese's taste good too.

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[wriothesleybear]

~warnings: smut thoughts below, fingering, overstimulation, mentions of squirting, aftercare, fem!reader, MDNI!

Looking at Gallagher's hands and fingers. mhm, I know he'd be good with them. I mean just look at his character art. He's opening a soda can with one finger while holding it in one hand. It's even in his skill if you've seen the recent leaks. He for sure has experience so he knows how to make a woman cum from his fingers alone. Just imagine the rough feel of his calloused hands as they explore your soft skin. How they feel when he slowly rubs your clit and he finally pushes a thick finger in, then another. The feeling of pleasure clouding your mind as he expertly curls his fingers inside you, hitting your special spot. He guides you through your orgasm with praises of "that's it. good girl".

He'd totally be into overstimulation! He may get a bit carried away because he enjoys making you whine and squirm from the overstimulation. The way your legs shake and you close your thighs around his hand but he's still going, fingering your pussy as his palm rubs against your clit. He curses under his breath as you squirt on his hand. He slows his fingers as he helps you ride out your orgasm until he stops completely. He removes his fingers, licking them clean before massaging your sore legs. He doesn't even care whether he gets off or not or whether you return the favor. That doesn't matter to him. Your pleasure is what matters to him the most. King of aftercare! He knows how to treat a lady and makes sure you are pampered after every session. I'm talking massages, kisses, words of affirmation, giving you a nice warm bath, making you a drink, etc.

[2jihiir0]

“What do you say, Stevie… Should we show them what a desperate slut you really are?”

see full version here!

[littlecrittereli]

More AU Concept Art???

I've been calling this Krattnapped for the silly goofies but I don't actually want to call it that so um.. idk let me think some more on the actual name before Krattnapped ends up sticking.

I can explain more if anyone is interested but the main idea is that a new villain captures the brothers in an attempt to steal the CPS, however soon realizes they are too unstable to be operated by anyone besides the people they were designed for (Martin and Chris). So instead of risking their own life, the villain decides to just find a way to control the cps and the person wearing it. (which ends up being chris)

Thus leads to Chris being used as a mind controlled weapon, but only when the CPS is activated, and he can't remember clearly when it deactivates. He's honestly just a little confused.

ANyways here's the new modified CPS :]

[catcomixzstudios]

I can barely begin to express how much the course of my life has been altered because of a 40 minute highlight video done by @jelloapocalypse and friends riffing over a 20 year old sky pirate game.

I made an off-handed comment after watching it together with two of my longtime friends, about how much I wish I had what Vyrsa had, and one of those friends STRAIGHT-UP TELLS ME that her and her wife have been crushing on me for a while.

The feeling was mutual, though I'd been of course hesitant to even hint at it.

Anyway now a few months later, we're a thruple, and we decided to honor the genesis of our relationship by cosplaying as the trio that made it a reality for my 30th birthday!

PinkCatNinja, me (CatComixzStudios), and ArtieStokes as Aika, Vyce Vyrsa, and Fina respectively, from SKIES OF ARCADIA!

And as a bonus, a comment I left on the video before my egg would crack completely (was still IDing as genderfluid at the time)

[edorazzi]

Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳

Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!

(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦

[koujaaku]

FenHawke baby ❤️

[riuuneon]

My September

So like I had a vision and i had to put it out to the world but i might redraw this with my headcanon designs later on when I'm not stupidly busy. Does this follow at all what'll happen in canon? Absolutely not! Do i gaf? no!!!!!! Just take the doomed chodark and go!!!!

also it's september i HAD to do it

[ REBLOGS APPRECIATED THANK YOY !!!!!!!]

[sunnysideray]

Before Jack came along, sunshine wasn’t quite alright…

(he definitely changed him for the better, just look at him :1 stinky doodoo head fr)

(((Ray-my stinky doodoo head insert-is actually certified crazy in this lmao)))

Also, sorry if the panels are confusing. I was straight up making it as I came up with the comic, so whoopsies. My bad :( (the next page is in traditional comic format, dw!)

Part 1 || Part 2 || Revelations

Other Versions Below! Just showcase funsies :)

Flat Colour Ver; - You can see Ray’s gradually fading hair dye now :D

Flat Colours + Screens/Effects; - Neato effect stuff I did with TVs, it was fun to mess around with colours and layers on Ibis lol

And finally a Transparent Ver cuz idk; - wahoo transparency or something 🎉

~~ Anyways ~~ that was actually really fun to make. I got to improve my comic skills (a bonus, always need that 😓), slap colours around (always fun), and got to improve my Jack design more! I basically figured out his face shape + facial features lol. POST NOTE: I FORGOR TO SHADE THE DESK NOOOOO whatever ig *:’(*

Tis merely Part 1 of a fun little series - ‘VHS Meetings - Sides’, where I’ll do more pages of this comic and maybe do one with Jill. Or something.

More art is on the way though! Doodles, full art, etc., is all on track and will be posted here as soon as I get done with it haha. (Hint for the (most likely) next art post: Perfect Human Specimen - Lynks, banger song and suure reminds me of someone….)

[aroaceleovaldez]

i think the thing i'm most disappointed about with riordanverse fandom now versus like 2014 is not only has the fandom not gotten any less racist or queerphobic or ableist (in fact in some regards its gotten worse!) but now it's just boring too. like there's no fandom infrastructure anymore - the community these days is almost entirely source material-driven - and you deviate from canon even slightly people get weird about it. whatever happened to the post-HoO fanon boom. the fandom needs to get weirder again. and self-sufficient. and less offensive.

[bettsfic]

okay so i saw The Bikeriders today and i knew i wouldn't be normal about this movie and even though my expectations were impossibly high it exceeded them. i was happy for it to just be a cool movie for the sake of being a cool movie, toxic masculinity ultraviolence whatever, and it was but with Jodie Comer's character narrating about what fucking idiots all these macho biker dudes are. it's like if a woman narrated Fight Club while constantly pointing out how stupid Fight Club is

also, most of it was filmed near where i live and it was so exciting seeing places i recognized! it's been all over the news for weeks

things i loved about it:

protective older woman/loose cannon younger man

lowkey romantic stalking

a relationship suspiciously close to a throuple, by which i mean protective older woman goes to war against possessive older man, re: their mutual intense love for loose cannon younger man. and that's not even subtext that's just text

hot sadboy who doesn’t talk much and is so cool he doesn’t know how cool he is

british people doing midwestern accents

NO PLOT, god bless. just stuff happening and a lot of gay tension building

accurate portrayals of the aftermath of the vietnam war

accurate portrayals of mid-century small-town life

accurate portrayals of men being fucking pathetic

things i did not love about it:

for the love of god please wear a helmet

idk man it's just a whole-ass movie about how vietnam changed the very definition of masculinity, and that awkward era between wwii and vietnam when guys were rebellious for the aesthetic, rebel without a cause shit, twinks in leather jackets manhood. the movie even points that out, like they're so against rules but then they make all these rules for their silly little biker gang because they're bored. and then allll these vets come home from a war nobody wanted and they're actually rebelling, full anti-establishment, and there's just no more honor anymore because everybody's broken. which is all to say, somebody please come into my ask and be insane about this movie with me.

anyway i'm seeing it again tomorrow and i have already started an ot3 fic goodbye

[pyjamacryptid]

little girl, a patient: can I have a lollipop

doctor merlin in the 21st century: can you have— I have created butterflies from nothing and horses from smoke. I have seen empires rise, fall, crumble, and start from nothing but a fish in a poor man’s hand. I’ve fought witches and failed them too. I’ve laid waste to armies and blessed nations of people with health that will never make up for it. I have pantsed Kings and kissed Queens. I have stood upon the precipice of this world and called forth the ocean only for time to swallow me whole and spit me back out. And I would do it all again if I could grant you, dear Matilda, a lollipop.

little girl: strawberry?

merlin: say no more, Tilda, this should clear up the taste of that cold medicine right away

[lainalit]

Elain week being so shipped focused that the fandom couldn't think of drawing or writing her having a cute tea party with her brother-in-laws or her going to the winter court and play with vivian's and kallias daughter or her and eris collect mushrooms in the autumn court literally anything that has nothing to do with either her love interests or her superficial attributes and hobbies sjm wrote for her