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He looks so pretty in these it’s absolutely insane
#man yall need to get on pinterest because there’s so much gold of the ck cast#These pictures being taken were actually a VERY early birthday gift me#because they were taken on my bday#He’s the prettiest girl on the planet tbh#i don’t take criticism#william zabka
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Hey would u do smth with desi!reader and lando where he sees reader in a lehenga for the first time and is just like utterly in love like just showing her off on his insta or smth. It can be written or smau if u feel more comfortable with that thxx
Warnings: None!
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
A/N - lehengas are fit I want one but I feel like that’s like invasion of someone else’s culture if ykwim
y/n
caption: :P
landonorris: OMG OMG OMG
-> y/n: 💋💋
landonorris: ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN
-> georgerussell63: bro we get it pls shush 🤫
landonorris: PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE
-> y/n: ur my bf lando 😮💨
landonorris: ONE PLS I BEG BEG
user1: LANDO SIMPING AISNNEJEJENNENE
-> user3: WHO WOULDN’T OMG LOOK AT HER
user2: omgggg she’s acc so fine
charlesleclerc: looking sweet y/n
y/n
caption: don’t chat to me, some sexy dude just sent me this 😍😍😍
landonorris: omg who is he 🤭
-> y/n: idk dude :( I want him so bad just one chance
user4: HIS HANDS ARE HUGE TF?
user5: oh to be y/n y/l/n
-> user6: sexy body and a cute bf?
❤️ by landonorris
charlesleclerc: 👏 clapped move on
-> y/n: that’s what ur gf said when I asked her about u
landonorris
caption: asked her to put it on again, she’s so cute wtf
y/n: LANDO 🥹🥹
-> landonorris: Y/N 😘😘😘
maxverstappen1: cringe delete
-> y/n: stfu
-> landonorris: jealous? dw, if she ever breaks up w me, that could be u maxie
-> maxverstappen1: omg ???
user6: ♥️
user7: the hottest
landonorris
caption: if you ever came to me and told me there was a prettier girl on this planet, I’d stare at you and look at you like you’re stupid, because look at my gf, ladies and gentlemen, y/n y/l/n. if you asked me to choose anyone I’d rather date then y/n y/l/n, I’d tell you you’re silly for asking the question and I’d look at you like you’re stupid. because this, boys and girls, is the prettiest women ever
y/n: UR MAKING ME CRY OMG LANDO
-> landonorris: <333
maxverstappen1: I must admit, I have no hate I can say to even attempt to get lando in my bed
user8: this is adorable she’s so pretty omg
charlesleclerc: this is pretty cute tbh
user9: awwww this is so cute actually ❤️❤️❤️❤️
georgerussell63: smooth
#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x you#f1#lando x reader#lando norris smut
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Think I need someone older | Sebastian Stan x reader (social media au)
Summary: in which guys her age don’t know how to treat her right but a certain Romanian actor knows exactly how to treat her.
Pairing: Sebastian Stan x fem!reader
Warnings: Age gap (reader is 25, Sebastian is 41). Mean comments about reader.
A/n: The photos are all photos that I found on Pinterest so credits to whoever took those photos :). The dates under the post are random dates that I chose😊
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Yourusername: Young, wild & free!
21 October 2021
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FlorencePugh: You dropped this m’lady 👑
Zendaya: Mother!
Username23: When is she going to finally find someone to be with. She’s 23 it’s about time.
> Y/nswife: Let her live her life, she’s happy without someone!
> Y/nsfan: Exactly and every guy she has dated treated her like shit so let her be happy dude!
TimotheeChalamet: Check your dm’s😚
> Y/nswife: Not this guy making his move🫡
Yourusername
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Yourusername: Last weekend with the friends✨
4 March 2022
Comments:
Y/nswife: Is that who I think it is???
> y/nsfan: What in the soft launch is this😮
FlorencePugh: Best weekend ever😙
TimotheeChalamet: We should do this again!!
> y/nswife: y’all I think we lost her
> username224: it is about time, at her age most people are already married.
> y/nswife: Respectfully, shut the f*ck up 😊
Menshealth
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Menshealth: Sebastian Stan in our latest photoshoot.
6 June 2022
Comments:
Yourusername: Respectfully Smash🫣
*comment liked by @Sebastianstan
> y/nswife: Girl😳
>Sebastianstanswife: She’s so real for that🤭
Yourusername
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Yourusername: Prada 2023🖤
27 June 2023
Comments:
Zendaya: Prettiest girl ever🥰
>yourusername: Stop it, you’re making me blush☺️
Y/nswife: Mother fr
TimotheeChalamet: I’m so lucky to have such a pretty best friend🫶🏼
> y/nfan2: Best friend is code for girlfriend🤭
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SebastianStan: Prada ‘23
23 June 2023
Comments:
SebastianStanswife: I have something inappropriate to say🥵
> Yourusername: Same tbh😫
> SebastianStanswife: you’re so real for this girly🤭
Y/nswife: Ngl I kinda ship y/n and Sebastian😨
> username23: He’s literally 17 years older then her.
Yourusername added to their story
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Celebritynews: Actor Sebastian Stan (41) and actress Y/n Y/l/n (25) seen together in New York last night. Is there a new couple?
2 September 2023
Comments:
Y/nswife: Mother and father!!
SebastianStanswife: I’m not even mad, they look so good together.
Username23: The age gap is a bit weird🤔
> username234: exactly, he could be her dad!
>y/nsfan: Dude they’re both legal adults it’s not like she’s underage or something.
> Username23: Still. It’s a bit weird he’s 41😳
Username347: She’s probably only after his money
> y/nswife22: Did you miss the part where they said that she’s an actress too. She literally makes as much money as he does🤷♀️
> username236: Still, there are enough guys on the planet that she could date that are around her age😬
Y/nsfan45: I’m actually really happy for her. Finally a guy that knows how to treat her right.
Yourusername
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Yourusername: Older men just do it better. Happy 4 months my love🫶🏼
Tagged: @SebastianStan
27 October 2023
Comments:
SebastianStan: Happy 4 months love🫶🏼
Y/nswife: 4 months?🫢
TimotheeChalamet: I’m finally able to speak again without almost spoiling this secret🫣
> Y/nsfan: All the people that thought that Timothée and Y/n were a couple are clowning so hard rn🤡
Y/nswife33: I’m so happy for her!!
Username23: The age gap is still a bit weird!
SebastianStan
Liked by Yourusername, ChrisEvans and 765000 others
SebastianStan: What the kids call a hard launch these days. Happy 4 months love❤️
Tagged: @yourusername
27 October 2023
Comments:
Yourusername: Happy 4 months honey❤️
ChrisEvans: Congrats both of you😊
Y/nswife: Mother finally found a father for us!
Sebastianstanswife: I find them so cute together!!
#sebastian stan x reader#sebastian stan#chris evans#older men do it better#social media au#bucky barnes#timothée chalamet
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this might be a kinda niche observation but i have noticed women who are venusian plus saturnian are Not very nice 😭 i know two women who's entire chart is basically 50/50 venusian naks and saturn naks and one thing i've noticed they both do is try to remix traditional gender roles into some sort of female empowerment thing
for example, one of them is constantly going on dates with older rich men which by itself is like fine whatever but she tries to act like she's this genius feminist for doing it. like no babe.... you're still conforming to gender roles by essentially selling yourself to rich men to eventually become their spoiled housewife, if anything she's putting a capitalistic spin on it. i think this is because of the saturnian urge to conform to traditions meshing with the venusian urge to date lots and surround yourself with money and beauty
the second girl is obsessed with traditional beauty standards for im assuming the same reason. she literally often says things like "i love entering a room and knowing i'm the prettiest one there" and "walking down the street watching people gawk because i'm the most beautiful one here". it's so cringe and low vibrational, not to mention misogynistic yet just like the other girl she tries to put a feminist spin on it. she has a whole twitter account dedicated to unlocking your "divine feminine", which is a real thing but she does it in such an incorrect way like telling people what plastic surgery they need to be "perfect" and of course, how to attract a rich man. it's a combo of venusian vanity and saturnian rule following (the beauty standards being the rules)
also, they both HATE eachother 😭
that sounds about right ngl
I feel like Venusian women who are not drawn to the arts and are somehow unable to channel their creativity make it their sole purpose in life to pursue romance and 😬it kind of messes them up?? My grandma is Purvaphalguni Moon and she was a very talented singer back in the day and wanted to study Music in college but her family was against it and made her study to be a teacher and then she ended up marrying my grandad and also cheating on him and ngl it ruined her life,,, anywayyss I feel like Venusians were meant to pursue all of the themes of Venus, ESPECIALLY its creativity because art will fulfil you in ways no man or relationship can and in the absence of it, all this excessive materialistic pursuit of relationships brings out the corrosiveness of Venus.
Venus is capable of immense devotional spirituality, its not a shallow planet or influence by any means but to get to the spirituality (of any planet tbh) one has to transcend its more superficial material manifestations. I think Venusian fixation on romance, relationships etc can be very damning. I know a Purvaphalguni Moon girl who cannot be single for even a second and she said she can't get married because she will cheat on him 😭
I know several Venusians who are like you mentioned but damn that Venus and Saturn combination you talked about is lethal,, they can lead themselves to such a shallow hollow and empty life. Ngl I feel like all those "dating coaches" online who talk about "10 ways to marry a rich man" are all Venusian/Saturnian women and sorry to break it but I promise it never works out. If a man knows that you're with him for his money, I promise you no amount of money he throws at you will be worth the mind games and psychological abuse that will ensue.
I have a friend, Bharani stellium who is from a well to do family but she dreams of marrying someone filthy rich and being a housewife. She's also Saturnian lmao but I feel like her idealized visions of being someone's trophy wife will lead to some bitter experiences. Bc first of all Indian men are trash, second of all, rich people are trash and a rich Indian man and his family are probably capable of god knows what insanity. I think about that video of Shah Rukh Khan, aka the biggest actor the country has ever seen at Isha Ambani's (billionaire's daughter) twins birthday party where they'd brought out snakes??? (rich ppl things bc who tf would bring snakes to a toddler's bday party??) and Isha's brother picks up a snake and puts it on SRK's shoulder from behind, catching him off guard. Like ik its obviously not poisonous but like ??? thats so rude??? imagine just putting a snake on someone without their consent??? its that asshole's entitlement that makes him believe he can get away with anything. any video of the Ambani kids is a testament to them being rich assholes but anyways point is, rich people are fucked up and its insane to me that women want to sign away their autonomy by marrying into these families??? like are they dumb??? how naive do you have to be to believe that they'll be rich AND nice to you?? lol?? and you cannot raise a finger against them bc money will silence everyone, even the courts. look at what happened to amber heard and what's happening to angelina jolie. these are powerful, influential women, not housewives to rich douchebags but even then, they suffer. now what would happen to a regular woman???
anybody who dreams of being a trophy wife feels absolutely delusional to me. its so important to maintain your independence. like by all means i want to marry rich but i dont ever want to be in a position where im financially dependent on a man. THATS DANGEROUS. quite literally.
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I have no clue anything about ff but where is the ‘Harry gets adopted by FF7 characters and finds out what a family should be” au
No one is more surprised than me that I haven’t written this yet tbh like who am I????
ANYWAY
Little Harry who has heard a woman’s voice from a young age telling him that he is not alone, that he is not a freak, that he will be loved and cared for more than he could ever know. He always hears her more when he is working in his Aunt Petunia’s garden. Can practically feel her in the way the plants bloom more beautifully than anywhere else on their street. His invisible friend that helps him find what little beauty he can in his world.
And sometimes she talks about her friends. About a woman who is as strong as she is kind, who loves freely but took no shit, who welcomed those with good intentions with open arms and threw anyone without them out on their arse. About a ninja with sticky fingers and the blood of a princess who would give anything for her people and have fun every step of the way. About a father who demanded the world to change for his little girl and decided to be the push that set it all in motion. About an inventor trapped in the place he should have been able to do good but unable to make anyone listen so he sent his inventions out to make change for him. About a pilot who was grounded against his will and decided to make those that would clip his wings choke on that decision. About a man who was only doing his job and was hurt over and over again for doing the right thing and who learned slowly that the things done to him did not make him a monster.
About a hero that led them all, each of them broken and shattered in their own ways, into a better world.
Harry liked the stories of the hero the best.
Then one day things get bad and Uncle Vernon gets far more angry than he normally is. Harry runs to the garden, hoping somehow that his friend, his only friend, could save him, and she does.
In a space that is more light and glowing green energy than any “world” should be, he sees her for the first time, softly smiling and reaching out to rub her fingers through his hair. She is the prettiest lady he has ever seen. Another voice laughs when he tells her so and a big man with kind eyes, a scar on his face, and hair just as wild as Harry’s grins at him as he announces that “this kid knows what he’s talking about.”
She smiles though there is something sad in her eyes when she speaks.“I can send you somewhere that will help for a time, but eventually you will have to come back. This planet is quite certain that it needs you in the future.”
Harry wants to cry, wants to scream. How does he have to go back! He doesn’t want to.
But something else sticks with him, something that makes him hurt before he even realizes what it was.
“Send me somewhere. Not us?” Not his friend who had told him so many stories and helped him grow flowers? Not this pretty lady and the man with such a kind smile? After everything he would still be alone?
It’s the man’s hand that lands in his hair this time, a comforting weight as he ruffles the tangled locks. “Spike and the others will be waiting for you on the other side. They’ll take good care of you. SOLDIER’s honor.”
Harry doesn’t understand, can’t understand really but “You’re my friend,” he tells the woman, frustrated tears gathering in his eyes. He doesn’t have the words to say anything more. To name the swirling mass of hurt and yearning in his stomach.
She seems to understand smiling sadly at him again before she leans down to press a kiss to his forehead. “You’ll still be able to hear me. More clearly than most I think. I will not leave you Harry Potter.”
Harry Potter is seven years old when he goes missing from the backyard of his Aunt’s house in a swirl of green light. He is seven years old when he wakes up in a shallow pool of water in a church that has seen better days with a man with wild blond hair and shining blue eyes watching him in stunned silence. He is seven years old when his first friend sends him to his hero for safety.
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What is this Al Nassr squad??? At this point they should establish their own team, because 😬😬😬😬
France is always full of drama lmao. WHAT AM I HEARING KAKA LOOKALIKE, bestie did you know I used to be a huge Kaka girl when I was in primary school absjsjdbdjhshahshahsjaa. Okay but did Pepe even have hair in his life, he's like Zidane to me, seeing them with hair would be so weird 😭
Well, well, well Baek that's karma lmao. But I hope your knuckle is fine. An iron. Fell. 😭 My hair is indeed too long right now, gotta cut it actually. Can it be a braid instead? Not a fan of ponytails on myself 😅
TWO OTHER PEOPLE SENT ME THAT HARRY SHIT TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON, WE'RE LOSING THE PLOT HERE HENRY
Ooooh if they had a daughter she'd experience so much misogyny 🤡 but hopefully she wouldn't be out there proving Fr**d was right like Harry 🔪 but honestly I'm not sure, obviously things would be a bit different, but I don't think anything major
I know Lookass' Chinese stans are obviously protecting him, but most international fans are against him, so... weird move. THIS COMPANY IS SO FUCKING BAD .Btw SM, I have some ☕ to spill from a trusted source 👀
Yunjin supremacy <3333 But?!??!! I'M CHOKING
Yes Eunhyuk the black haired one, he's so 🥰🥰🥰🥰 but Mr Dohwa has redeemed himself he's cute, maybe him and the girl end up as friends, so hopefully no love triangle, but let's be honest... we'll never escape the 🔺️
I'm unfortunately a Draco apologist. I mean I wanna slap that lil bitch, but also he wasn't that bad.
Damiano you're a 99 liner, there's no need to go to the army yet 🔪🔪🔪🔪 the day Ethan cuts his hair though...💀
I'd be the last person to judge you for liking cat boys, so I get it osisoduejwhwiwjs
Hwa on a dance show as a judge, yes, but meanwhile some people don't even consider him to be in the dance line so 💀💀💀💀
I think snakes are cool looking, I have snakes tattooed on me, but I'd never own one! Spiders especially the big ass hairy ones though?! I'M MOVING TO A DIFFERENT PLANET NO THX
I'll die on my Tasir hill, idc, he realised he loved Latil and since she chose him as her main consort this can't end like this I REFUSE!!!! The story is probably fair from over though. Latil doesn't really care for her other baby and the baby father, so I'm not sure if the second time will be any different 😭😅
Krystal's solo DO NOT EVEN
Ravi??? 😬 if it's true then he's done for
God I'm obsessed with him. Anyways let me pass the fuck out real quick
But he's so fucking cute?!?! totally the blushing man in a manhwa/anime vibes, kicking his feet, twirling his hair etc
Shakira's diss track?! - DV 💖
hellooo!!
What is this Al Nassr squad??? At this point they should establish their own team, because 😬😬😬😬 //// France is always full of drama lmao. WHAT AM I HEARING KAKA LOOKALIKE, bestie did you know I used to be a huge Kaka girl when I was in primary school absjsjdbdjhshahshahsjaa. Okay but did Pepe even have hair in his life, he's like Zidane to me, seeing them with hair would be so weird 😭
ex-real madrid fc im into this actually,, france is so dramatic, from witchcraft to zidane slander 🔫🔫 KAKA LOOKALIKE BFWMBDKW BRO GOT A RED CARD AT HIS DEBUT W CHELSEA 😭😭 KAKA SON omg really??? bestie u were stanning the prettiest men i SWEAR & now ronaldinho’s son??? if he’s at the wc 2026 😮💨😮💨😮💨 that’ll be a game to watch omg, the magicians son on the field 🤌🏻 and barca madrid for supercopa again????
no bc pepe suits hair,, zidane tho i think he looks better w none <3 but zidane’s wife??? 🤲🏻
Well, well, well Baek that's karma lmao. But I hope your knuckle is fine. An iron. Fell. 😭 My hair is indeed too long right now, gotta cut it actually. Can it be a braid instead? Not a fan of ponytails on myself 😅 //// TWO OTHER PEOPLE SENT ME THAT HARRY SHIT TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON, WE'RE LOSING THE PLOT HERE HENRY
LMFAOOOO HOW THE TURNT HAVE TABLES it is very fine just that internal redness <3 it looks nice tbh but its fading fbsbdhc YEAH. YEAAAAAHHH fun times i tell u <333 IM SORRY BUT QUIRKY YN ONLY GETS TO HAVE PONYTAILS tho ur bad boy only good to u can braid it for u 🥰🥰,,, NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 😭😭😭😭 WE LOST THE PLOT BEFORE THE BOOK CAME OUT, “we want privacy!” “here’s my dic-“ HARRY HAROLD NO 🔫🔫 i cant escape them theyre eveyrwhere but i agree w this
Ooooh if they had a daughter she'd experience so much misogyny 🤡 but hopefully she wouldn't be out there proving Fr**d was right like Harry 🔪 but honestly I'm not sure, obviously things would be a bit different, but I don't think anything major //// I know Lookass' Chinese stans are obviously protecting him, but most international fans are against him, so... weird move. THIS COMPANY IS SO FUCKING BAD .Btw SM, I have some ☕ to spill from a trusted source 👀 //// Yunjin supremacy <3333 But?!??!! I'M CHOKING
oH UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,,, tbh i think, hot take, ive heard charles and dianna rly wanted a girl as their second child and were disappointed it was a boy and how their marriage began to collapse from the small threads it was hung by,,, hot take but id think maybe their marriage would’ve worked 🤚🏻 MAYBE 🤚🏻 i believe the daughter would have brought at least some stability <3 i think it would’ve been a situation of siblings like charles and anne, the nicer siblings and not heir spare drama 🤚🏻 but then again charles only liked one person, so i guess it wouldn’t make a difference 😭😭
THIS COMPANY IS SO MAD THEYRE TRYING TO GET A WRESTLING BID UNDER THEM????? FOR WHAT??? TO PUT WHO AGAINST WHO???? the nct thing???? are they mad??? IN THE SAME HOTEL???? NO??? sm always setting their artists up i swear i think they’ve done this w exo before until it got out of hand,,, have they not learnt what the hell?? ok but imagine picking up a pizza delivery from ur door and u see yangyang at the end of the hallway dancing
omg please do tell, my ears are open 👀
YUNJIN SUPREMACY??? YUNJIN IS MY MONARCHY! WAIT NO WAY FHWKHDWK id actually go to their concerts 🤚🏻
Yes Eunhyuk the black haired one, he's so 🥰🥰🥰🥰 but Mr Dohwa has redeemed himself he's cute, maybe him and the girl end up as friends, so hopefully no love triangle, but let's be honest... we'll never escape the 🔺️
HE’S SO
we will never escape the love triangle and u know the miscommunication trope is also coming bc someone’s going to do something that someone will see at the wRONG TIME I CAN ALREADY SEE THE ANGER
I'm unfortunately a Draco apologist. I mean I wanna slap that lil bitch, but also he wasn't that bad. //// Damiano you're a 99 liner, there's no need to go to the army yet 🔪🔪🔪🔪 the day Ethan cuts his hair though...💀
he really wasn’t 😭😭 it was quite sad to see him go thru, and i made a mistake to see this and i don’t think i have wanted a redemption arc for draco so bad ,,,, the way he’s a 99 liner surprises me bc ive always thought he’s at least 27+ 😭😭😭 OH THE DAY HE CUTS HIS HAIR?????? I APOLOGIZE FOR THE PERSON I WILL BECOME
I'd be the last person to judge you for liking cat boys, so I get it osisoduejwhwiwjs //// Hwa on a dance show as a judge, yes, but meanwhile some people don't even consider him to be in the dance line so 💀💀💀💀
LMFAOOOO FBANBDWNHDKAHDKS i am actually obsessed liking a furry, i never knew id join ur group 😔 but to add to that list, brendan fraser in the mummy 😵💫😵💫😵💫 not consider him in the dance line???? what does he put a whole performance for ?? tbh all of them are dancers, it’s their best, strong suit is their dancing and if not for that maybe they wouldn’t have made it,, so it’s so weird that people don’t think of every one of them as dancers! ANON RHAKDJWK CORSET HWA
I think snakes are cool looking, I have snakes tattooed on me, but I'd never own one! Spiders especially the big ass hairy ones though?! I'M MOVING TO A DIFFERENT PLANET NO THX
U DO?????? anon u surprise me every time, how big are they??? do u have a name for them, or is just lefty righty 😭😭 STOPPPP THE HAIRY ONES AND THOSE DIFF COLOURED ONES IM SHIVER ME TIMBERS ID PASS OUT U WONT SEE ME UNTIL NEXT TIME,, i once saw one crawl up someone’s leg, i disliked them so i never told them abt it <3
I'll die on my Tasir hill, idc, he realised he loved Latil and since she chose him as her main consort this can't end like this I REFUSE!!!! The story is probably fair from over though. Latil doesn't really care for her other baby and the baby father, so I'm not sure if the second time will be any different 😭😅
tbh why’s the story not even finished 😭😭 is this becoming a new true beauty or i love yoo again 😭🤚🏻 SEE TASIR IM SO GLAD THEY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT I WILL FORVER WAIT FOR SONNAUGHTS REDEMPTION I WILL NEVER LOSE HOPE ON HIM, MAYBE MY HOPE DIMS BUT IT WONT BLOW 🤚🏻 latil in her toxic era
Krystal's solo DO NOT EVEN /// Ravi??? 😬 if it's true then he's done for
brings back pstd,,,, krystal w her dark energy would’ve embodied the concepts,, the witchy red light type of mv too >>> yEAAAAAAH ravi’s,, i think theres some timeline mishaps 😭😭 and ppl are bringing taemin into this
God I'm obsessed with him. Anyways let me pass the fuck out real quick //// But he's so fucking cute?!?! totally the blushing man in a manhwa/anime vibes, kicking his feet, twirling his hair etc //// Shakira's diss track?! - DV 💖
this is seonghwa cullen, oh my god sTOP ONE MINUTE HES A VAMPIRE THE OTHER HE LOOKS LIKE A FANTASY KING,, this??? this is that bad boy hwa u wanted anon, he is alive and he’s KILLING ME TBEMBDMD & this guy here,,, he’s giving phoenix
HE IS SO CUTE
shakira distrack and pique’s at his shitty behaviour again
and?? 😭😭😭😭 the song is actually rly good! reminds me a bit of teach me out to dougie x justin timberlake tbh dbdbdns
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halle bailey fc !
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deuxmoi BREAKING NEWS: Actress and singer, Y/N L/N, is reported to be portraying Ariel in Disney’s live-action remake of The Little Mermaid and we’re HERE for it!🧜🏽♀️❤️
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ynfan3 GET IT MAMA
user4 🧜🏽♀️🧜🏽♀️🧜🏽♀️🧜🏽♀️🧜🏽♀️ queen shit!!!!!!!!
user5 this.. isn’t it
ynfan6 umm why?
user7 she doesn’t really look like ariel..
user8 if you had a brain you would realise that ariels ethnicity has NOTHING to do with the original storyline- there isn’t anything wrong with casting a woman of colour as ariel, it doesn’t change anything
ynfan10 LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
ynfan11 the ‘i don’t see colour people’ have switched up real fast. Y/N will be phenomenal in this film ❤️
user12 sad really that people are so disgusting- Y/N is amazing and deserves this role
ynfan13 she’s gonna be so good I can’t wait 🥹🥹
ynfan14 I feel like a proud mum or smth
user16 she’s actually so stunning wtf
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dude taste of peaches was soooo good!!! i loved it, i was wondering, since ur taking requests, if you could do a frat!peter parker x reader and they’ve been dating for awhile and the readers a virgin but peters more experienced and he’s super sweet and walks her thru it but also makes her asks for everything so major teasing and praise. only if ur comfortable!! ty :)
Thanks for your kind words, got me sobbing harder than when I was actually writing this cute piece. I really appreciate the request and my sincerest apologies for the wait! It was so much fun to write, I hope you like it :)
Summary: [NSFW] Your boyfriend has been waiting for a long time, praying you'd give him what he wanted soon. Finally, you work up the courage to tell him what you want... unfortunately, he keeps making you ask.
CW: frat!peter, submissivevirgin!femreader, smut!!!, unprotected sex, pet names (babygirl, darling, sweetheart, baby, honey, good girl), LOTS of praise, teasing, explicit description and wording, less plot more smut, masturbation (m), begging, loss of virginity, extreme fluff, the reader being a cute insecure embarrassed crybaby mess (relatable tbh), Peter being needy and teasing yet the sweetest boy on the planet
****PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU BELIEVE YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED. I PROMISE IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK!!!****
A/N: I simultaneously love this and hate it at the same time? The prompt, concept, and Peter in this is chefs kiss... I just don't like the writing. Also, the reader is almost just me in this exact scenario so I apologize for the annoying amount of flusteredness. Enjoy!
Everyone in this fic is 18+
5k words, edited once
Just call my name, I’ll be there in a hurry, you don’t have to worry,” You sang, swinging your hips around to the song. You weren’t the best dancer, but you had a pretty good rhythm, prancing around the kitchen. “Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no RIVER wide enough.”
“-To keep me from getting to you, baby,” A deeper, familiar voice came from the living room, making you jump and yelp in surprise. You heard him laugh slightly, walking deeper into the light and giving you a teasing smile. He was in his spidey suit, holding the mask in his hands to explain his messy curls.
“Peter,” You sighed, letting out a giggle, “you scared the goodness outta me, sheesh.”
You quickly walked over to him, bare feet padding on the cold floor, setting down the bowl you were whisking on the way over. You pushed into his chest, giving him a tight hug that showed you were grateful for him to be home from patrol. The smell of his cologne filled the air around you, his body still cold from whipping through New York at such a late hour.
“Oh, I sure hope not. It’s one of my favorite things about you,” He smiled, stroking your hair back and placing a kiss on your head. “Sorry, I’m late.”
You leaned back, giving him a dramatic pout.
“What took you so long? I was getting worried...” You trailed off when his hands came up to hold your face.
“The fraternity had another meeting-”
“AKA another party?” You raised a brow at this, pout still evident. He chuckled at the attitude, rolling his eyes. You hated it when he went to those parties, even if it was just for a minute. All the prettiest... experienced girls would try and hit on your boyfriend even if you were standing right there, attempting to get his pretty face and hot body in their bed. He was quick to politely decline, kissing you to show he had his own girl, yet you couldn’t help but feel bad.
He would never cheat on you, but his skill in bed was well known, talked about heavily between many of the women who stared. You would get so embarrassed and feel sick when you heard them talking about things like how lucky you were... especially when they got jealous, muttering quick insults on how you were undeserving. But even after those horrible parties, you’d still rather be there with Peter than at home all by yourself.
“Yes, but I have to make an appearance. They’ll kick me out in a minute you know,” He gave you a sympathetic smile and you sighed.
“I know, I just-” You hesitated, not wanting to sound ridiculous.
“Just what baby girl?” He pressed, subconsciously swaying both of you to the music in the background. “Jealous?”
“No!” You scoffed making him quirk an eyebrow. He wasn’t believing it for a second, so you dropped the act. “The other girls, you know... they’re experienced and could give you a good time. I’m sure that’s tempting when you got a-”
He interrupted you with a passionate kiss, you let out a surprised squeal that was swallowed by his own lips. You were surprised when his hands went to your ass giving a hard squeeze before he seemed to realize what he was doing, bringing them back to your hips quickly. He let himself groan into your mouth, holding you tight against him.
Your lips were swollen and you had to gasp for air after the tough kiss, surprised. You and Peter had been dating for a few months now, never going past some pretty tame make-out sessions, and that was the most passionate kiss you had EVER received.
“I don’t want anyone but you,” His voice was stern, so stern that it surprised you. You let your gaze fall to your feet, embarrassment flushing your features. His response was to lightly grip your chin and gently guide you to eye contact. “I’ll wait, no matter how long, until you are ready to take that step. I don’t care about experience, I care about you.”
The words stirred some emotion in your chest and you had to choke back a few tears. You knew Peter had lost his virginity and gained a lot of knowledge since high school, but the fact that he was being so patient with something you were so nervous about made your heart flutter. You didn’t know this, but Peter was actually putting himself through hell every second he was around you.
Your smell, your touch, your smile, the noises you made on a daily basis... it was driving him crazy. Every minute of the day he thought about all the things he would do when you were ready and no amount of “alone time” could fix the constant fire burning through his mind, heart, and dick. He was constantly holding himself back from what he was used to giving the people he dated, catching himself from lovingly tapping you on the ass as he walked by, or almost letting his hands travel to your breasts while kissing.
Peter was obsessed and it was killing him, every part of him itching to touch you even when you did the littlest things. When you raked your fingers through his hair, when you bent over the counter to grab your phone off of the charger, when you made little huffs to show your frustration... when you hugged him just like this. But he waited, as every partner should, even if it was burning him from the inside out.
“But-” You started to explain your feelings, stopping at his hard stare.
“I’m alright darling, I want to wait until you are fully ready. I’d wait until marriage if you asked,” He chuckled, suddenly getting a little bit more serious. He would wait that long, but he was also pretty sure it would kill him by that point. “But please don’t do that...”
You let out a laugh, letting your head lean into his chest again. You trusted Peter at this point and felt ready to step past just kissing, but the nervousness and embarrassment were still there. How do you tell your partner that you’re ready for sex? Hey Pete, wanna fuck my brains out?
It wasn’t on purpose, but when you pushed the hug further into his chest, your thigh had roughly brushed against his already aching cock. He had to stifle a groan, scrunching up his eyes into a frustrated face. If you were actually looking at him, he would have hidden the sexual frustration that he was feeling in a heartbeat. But the smell of you and the sound of your heartbeat so close to his was more than he could bear.
“I-I’m going to go get changed, okay?” He said quickly, hoping you didn’t see or feel the massive bulge in his suit. You were oblivious as he quickly strode into the hallway towards his bedroom, making you a bit confused. He usually really liked your hugs...
He shut the door quickly, shedding his suit and boxers immediately. His cock popped out hard and ready, the cool air making him groan. He felt guilty and gross, getting so turned on right after you confessed some hard feelings and only because you hugged him... he felt even more perverted as he touched himself to the image of you in his head, not feeling satisfied even after he came all over his hand.
“Pete... Are you feeling okay? I’m sorry if I said something,” You stuttered through the doorway, wringing your hands lightly. Your soft voice only made the problem worse and he had to remind himself that you weren’t doing this to him on purpose.
He cursed as he grabbed a shirt to clean up, he could hear that your heartbeat was sped up and that you were nervous.
“I’m fine honey, I mean, you-you’re fine! J-just give me a few more minutes, I’ll be right out!” He said, pleading you’d leave him to recover.
“Okay,” You were hesitant, worried about your boyfriend's weird behavior. But you figured that if he needed your help or assistance, not that he ever had before, then he would tell you. You were very wrong as he really, really, really needed you. Right. Now. But you were oblivious yet again as you moved back to the kitchen to finish your soup.
Peter was relieved, trying to block out everything about you while he calmed down. Changing into loose boxers and an oversized t-shirt, aka his normal before-bed clothes, he hoped that maybe his body could keep it down until you went to your own apartment down the hall. That hope was quickly diminished when he walked into the kitchen, his face falling and his throat becoming drier than the Sahara.
You had forgotten to grab the cornstarch, which Peter happened to store in the highest cupboard, on the highest shelf, in the whole house. So you were kneeling on the counter, your short athletic shorts being pulled up with your reach, so far that your ass was pretty much on display. And you were wearing one of his shirts... while making small grunts and sighs while attempting to reach the yellow container, eventually going to move to your feet.
Peter's spider-sense was blaring sirens at the sight of this so he was quick to run over. He lifted you up by the waist, making you squeal and giggle in surprise, before gently setting you down. Sure the cupboard was high, but all he had to do was jump with little effort and grab it for you.
“You should ask for my help, you could easily get hurt,” He scolded slightly, holding the container just beyond your reach. He tried not to be angry, but the sexual frustration he was having only seemed to heighten his annoyance. Horribly sexual thoughts flooded through his brain, scenarios, and images ripping through his very being.
“I’m sorry, thanks for grabbing it for me,” You smiled sweetly, looking up at him with big doe eyes. His frustration seemed to melt at your cute face and his expression softened immediately. You reached for the container, your legs brushing his own yet again, making him shutter... his frustration returning, only this time... you noticed.
He could sense your heart skip a beat, a familiar scent reaching his nose almost immediately. He was shocked at how quickly you were also suddenly aroused, your soup completely forgotten.
“Uh... Pete,” Your face was a bright red and a feeling of lust stirred in your lower stomach. Peter followed your gaze, to be met by a huge tent working past both his shirt and boxers. He mentally slapped himself, less embarrassed and more worried about the possibility of you being uncomfortable.
“Oh- I’m so sorry, just give me a minute and-” He started rambling.
“I- uhm... I could help you with that,” You mumbled so low a regular person wouldn’t have heard, extremely embarrassed at your own words. Your face was burning incredibly hot, and you could feel your heart pounding against your chest like it was trying to escape. Peter froze in his tracks, almost not believing what he heard.
“What was that sweetheart?” His voice was low, wanting you to say it out loud. Your face only got hotter as you stared at the ground, playing with your fingers.
“Do- Do you want me to help you with that?” You asked a bit louder this time, Peters breath hitched at the confirmation of what he thought you said.
“Of course, I do,” He sighed slightly, licking his lips. “But are you ready? You shouldn’t feel pressured to-”
“No, I-” You swallowed thickly, nerves igniting your whole body. “I want to.”
Your embarrassed state and arousal seemed to fill the silent room with a lot of noise for Peter, excitement bubbling in his chest at the thought of you finally being comfortable enough to lose your virginity... he felt honored, but his brain was fogged by the need to be on you. He knew he had to be gentle and caring, so he pushed down that urge, focusing on emotions... yet he couldn’t stop himself from teasing you, seeing you were all worked up already.
“Then say it. Say exactly what you want me to do with you,” He watched as your foot stomped lightly, at this point your eyes were glued to the floor with unwavering focus.
“I... I want to,” You let out an embarrassed little sigh, clenching your fists together. He was such an ass, making you all flustered and begging... if only you knew the reason why. You see, he had been left so needy throughout your long wait, it only seemed fair to him that he made you ask for what he’d had been internally begging for since you first started dating. Besides, it was making your panties absolutely soaked, so he knew you liked it.
“Come on... I want to hear you say it. You can do it, baby girl,” He encouraged, eyes twinkling with amusement as he moved closer to you.
“I want you to-to,” You scrunched your eyes up, before letting the last part of your sentence come out in a strained squeak. “fuck me.”
“Aw cute, but where are your manners?” He teased, acting nonchalant as if he wasn��t holding back his entire self from just grabbing you and not waiting a second longer. But he needed you to beg, knowing that you were feeling the same desperation that he was. You huffed, finally looking up to give him a dirty look.
“Please Peter,” Your voice was so needy, it seemed to drip with pure lust. “I want- I need you to fuck me, please.”
The sound of that voice, your own desperation, was like a hit to Peter’s chest. He thought he had never been this winded and taken aback before, even through years of fighting villains left and right. You seemed to be his only weakness, the only thing that could catch his senses off guard.
“There’s a good girl,” He praised, pushing himself into your small (well, small to him), soft body. He kissed you just as hard as earlier, only this time letting his hands squeeze your ass. You groaned into his mouth, your body quickly being enveloped by the same fire Peter had been battling for months.
You were so distracted by all the feelings that were rushing over you at once, you didn’t even notice Peter had guided you two to his bedroom until the back of your thighs brushed the comforter. He set you down gently, hands and mouth never leaving your body as he positioned himself on top of you. He let his lips leave your own, traveling to the crook of your neck.
You moaned aloud, the noise making your face flush red with embarrassment and Peter's cock twitch. He groaned into your soft skin, leaving small marks and hickeys to remind you of this special night. He could have stayed there forever, listening to your mewls for something as simple as a neck kiss but he needed release, and he needed it soon.
Fiddling with the bottom of your shirt, you realized what he was insinuating... it made your stomach flip, worrying about what he’d think when seeing your stomach and breasts. He pulled up to look at you and he could see the panic in your eyes.
“I want to take this off, I’ve wanted that for a long time now. Are you ready?” He asked, his gaze raking over your face. You pushed down the nervousness, realizing that he was also still fully dressed. You let your hands fiddle with the ends of his shirt as well, hoping he would get the idea but the smirk on his face crushed that.
“You want to see me, sweetheart?” He asked, tsking when you just nodded with an embarrassed look on your face. “You know how this goes, tell me what you want.”
“I want you to t-take your shirt off,” You said, quickly remembering the forgotten word. “Please.”
“Such a good listener, good girls get what they want. All you have to do is ask,” He smiled, acting like it was the easiest thing in the world, knowing it took all of your courage to muster a sentence like that. He took off his shirt letting your eyes rake down his sculpted body, drool almost immediately filling your mouth. You’d seen him without a shirt a few times, but now... the sight just made you want to cum on the spot.
You were pulled out of that trance as his hands returned to the ends of your shirt, and you didn’t want him to take it off. You were so scared of him seeing your body, so you shook your head, feeling disappointed that you couldn’t give him what he gave you. His eyebrows furrowed, worried at your sad face.
“What’s the matter? Why are you afraid?” He whispered, giving you sweet kisses on your chest making you squirm underneath him, wanting him to touch you somewhere else while also not wanting him to move.
“What if-” You cut yourself off again, but Peter understood what you were trying to say. He sat up quickly, looking you straight in the eye, his eyebrows furrowed.
“You’re beautiful, Y/n, every part of you. I don’t need to even need to see it to know that,” He said, seriousness etched on his every feature. When you still looked unconvinced he sighed. “You don’t have to take it off, of course, you can leave it on.”
You shook your head again.
“I want to, I’m just... I’m scared,” You said, your lips forming into another pout. He kissed it away before pulling back up.
“How about we make a deal. I take off your shirt, but you can leave your bra on until you get more comfortable. How does that sound?” He asked, wanting you to be more comfortable more than he wanted to see your breasts... something you weren’t used to hearing from a boyfriend. You trusted Peter more than anything, anyone, else. So you nodded and he beamed. “My brave, pretty, little girl.”
He slowly peeled the fabric off your body and over your head, eyes never leaving yours until it was all the way off just in case you changed your mind. When you nodded he let his eyes finally trail over you, his breath quickening just at the sight. Your face was red and embarrassed, his gaze scanning every inch of your torso and caged breasts. You moved your arms to cover up but he was quick to stop them.
“You’re so beautiful, please don’t ever hide from me again,” His eyes were pleading, so you put your arms back down, allowing him to see you. He moved down, kissing the cleavage that showed and every inch of your cute tummy. He peppered soft praises in between every kiss, truly entranced with every part of you. “So pretty. I’m never going to be able to get you out of my mind. So lucky to have such a pretty girl. Such a good girl for me.”
You covered your face in embarrassment, but the soft words made your stomach flutter and your eyes water. He was so gentle and understanding, it made you want to cry. It hurt him, how much you thought he was going to hate your body, even though this was the prettiest sight he’d ever seen. Only to be topped when you would be completely naked, flustered, and squirming just for him in the near future. He would wait for you, but until then he was happy to have what he could, praising every inch of his girl.
As he got close to the band of your shorts, he began to think about how much he wanted to taste you. But he knew you weren’t ready for him to be in between your legs just yet, you’re modesty and shame were keeping him from seeing your breasts... there was no way he was going to get a good look at your pretty pussy, without killing you with embarrassment.
So he kissed and marked your thighs, running a finger underneath the band of your shorts, letting you become wetter and wetter for him. Your need was growing strong, the pressure building in your stomach full of the urge to be touched. You knew he wasn’t going to push any farther until you asked, so you whined.
“Peter, please,” You whimpered, letting your hands fall into his curls. “Please take my shorts off and t-touch me.”
“I didn’t even have to ask this time,” His eyes twinkled. “You learn so quickly, such a smart girl.”
He complimented again while slipping his fingers below the skimpy shorts before pulling them off. The cold air hit your pussy and you shivered, slamming your thighs shut in an attempt to cover up, still covering your face in embarrassment. Peter’s eyebrows rose at this, a smirk once again settling on his face.
“No panties?” He chuckled at the embarrassed little grunt you made, squirming underneath the hold he had on your waist. “Such a naughty girl. Were you teasing me on purpose? Huh, baby?”
“N-no, I- I-” You stuttered out, unable to say anything else as your flusteredness clouded your brain, your pretty little spot between your legs aching to be touched. He let his hands run on the outside of your bare legs, making goosebumps appear all over your body.
“Can’t even get a sentence out to defend yourself... I haven’t even fucked you yet sweetheart,” He hummed, sounding disappointed even though it was exactly what he wanted, making your core flutter for him. But you still kept your thighs clamped shut and it took everything inside you to keep your hands from interrupting what he could see. You would have even brought your knees up if his body wasn’t right above them.
You were so ready for him, your slick covering your thighs and glistening under the light. He so badly wanted to lick it off of you, like it was some sort of forbidden glaze just calling out for his tongue. But he was only holding back simply out of pure respect for your boundaries... though he did need you to open your legs if he was going to fuck you.
So he started to slide his boxers off, your eyes glued to the sight of cock bouncing up and out of its confines. Your mouth watered and you wondered if you could even fit him, your legs suddenly wanting to part on their own. You watched as he touched himself lightly, letting soft sighs come off of his lips, it was a sight that had your legs shaking.
You whined, throwing your head back to look at the ceiling, almost willing to touch yourself at this point.
“Look at me,” He commanded softly, your eyes coming to face him immediately. “Do you want this cock inside your tight, little pussy?”
You whimpered nodding quickly, and he only chuckled.
“Then open your legs baby,” He said, only taking you a few seconds to follow the command, though only partially. You had never been so embarrassed, unable to even look at him while he stared down at your glistening folds. It didn’t take him long before he used his strong hands to spread your thighs all the way open for him, the cold air hitting your clit and making you gasp.
He slowly brought the tip of his angry cock to your needy pussy, dragging it up and down slowly. You moaned at the sensation, body bucking from the contact. You needed him right then.
“Peter, please fuck me,” You groaned loudly, not even caring about your nerves anymore.
“Fuck,” He wanted to tease more but he just couldn’t, he needed to be inside you just as much as you wanted him. Slowly, he entered into your tight hole, cursing under his breath.
A tight pain ripped through your stomach, you whimpered a bit while scrunching your eyes closed. He was barely inside of you, yet it felt like you were being ripped in half. You felt tears brim your eyes, but you knew it would fade just like everyone said.
Peter was torn between wanting to move and wanting to pull out, the look on your face paining him while your pussy was giving him a heaven-like feeling. He stilled, waiting for you to say if you needed him out or when you were ready for him to move again. He leaned close to your face, kissing the tears that escaped and whispering sweet nothings.
“You’re doing so good honey, this will fade. I’m so proud of you,” He said, voice dripping with honey and care. You entangled your hands in his hair, rubbing your face into his neck until you were ready, giving him a small nod. “There you go, almost there my sweet girl. Almost there.”
He inched forward, every time having extreme patience until he was bottomed out. Tears dripping down your face, slight bite marks in Peter’s left shoulder, and your body screaming at you. Peter was large and long, you being a virgin made the stretch intense, along with the nervousness that had enveloped you the whole time.
Peter was so loving and gentle, holding you like an injured dove, letting you grip onto his hair and whimper into his shoulder. Sweet praises dribbled into your ear throughout the whole time as he placed soft kisses along your jaw, cheeks, and ears. Over time, each small movement became less tight, less painful, and more pleasurable.
Your slick covered his cock as he slowly moved back and forth, Peter focusing on you. Every time your whines turned more into moans he’d go a bit faster, and a bit deeper until he was at a medium, rhythmic pace. This moment was passionate, sweet, and caring, his rough thoughts completely being left behind... until he knew you could take it of course.
Besides, he didn’t have to go fast. Your tight walls were squeezing him mercilessly while your open-mouthed gasps and small mewls were driving him insane. He had waited for you for so long, and he finally had all of you... Peter was in pure bliss.
“I’m so proud of you. D-doing so good sweetheart. You feel so nice, taking my cock so good,” He mumbled in between his own moans. You only nodded into him, your nails pressing into his back.
With every gentle push of his hips, nip of his lips, and every bit of praise coming from him the wave grew larger. Your orgasm was approaching fast and you knew it, your moans got a bit louder with every thrust.
“P-peter, I’m close,” You whimpered, legs curling around his torso.
“Tell me what you want,” He whispered, driving just a bit faster to push you over the edge. His dark brown eyes met your own, while yours glistened with tears from having such a wonderful partner and the tight cock splitting you open, his were filled with adoration, lust, and a glint of mischief. The euphoric smile still sat on his face, his curls rocking back and forth with his every movement.
“I want y-you to make me cum,” You stuttered, feeling dangerously close to the edge as the tightness in your stomach seemed to wind your toes into your feet. You pulled Peter as close as you could, your bodies rubbing against each other lightly.
“You wanna cum? Do it, for me. I want to feel you cum around me,” He groaned into your ear, the dirty words sending you over the edge.
“Peter!” You moaned as the wave of light crashed over you. Electricity shot through your spine as your whole body shook, your breaths coming out in quick little gasps.
The feeling of you finishing sent Peter crashing, usually, he could last for so much longer but the moment and you just felt so right. With his own moans and quick stuttering breaths, he let himself fill you up entirely. He bit into your own shoulder as you both rode your high until the end, one of you exhausted and the other one too happy to even try to continue.
Peter pulled out, your mess and his mixing into a canvas of passion on your thighs and sheets. Your body was still shaky more from nerves than anything, but the smile on your face was one of pure happiness.
Peter laid beside you, pulling you into his chest while he placed tons of kisses into your hair. You snuggled into him, listening to his heartbeat and smelling him around you.
“You did so good baby, so good. I'm so happy you trusted me enough, so proud of how well you took that,” He praised, letting his hands rake your back gently.
“Thank you, for being patient,” You whispered into him, soaking in his warmth.
“Anything for you... anything,” He hummed. “How are you feeling?”
“Sore,” You giggled a little bit. “But happy... I think this is the happiest I've ever been.”
“I think I feel the same... And don't worry, we’ll get you used to me in no time,” He teased, making you roll your eyes. He peppered kisses along your face now, feeling satisfied for the first time in months. Exhaustion caught up with you quickly and you soon fell asleep with your face in Peter’s hands.
He smiled at your fluttering eyelashes as your soft breaths came from your swollen lips. He thought about how lucky he was, and how lucky he'd continue to be. Slowly, he fell asleep holding you tightly, dreaming of the next time.
A/N: I literally cried my eyes out while writing this, so sweet. Praying for a boy like Peter to take my v-card just like this (tmi). I really hope you enjoyed it, and thanks again for the wonderful request, I really enjoyed writing it :,)
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The nosy asks 1 till 25
1. What’s your sexual orientation?
I consider myself Bi or Pan. Tbh I don't really have a set label. Everyone is very sexy.
2. What are you obsessed with right now?
Stranger Things and Metallica
3. Ever done any drugs?
Yeah, I dabble in maryjane, that's about it
4. What piercings do you want?
A septum and Spider Bites
5. How many people have you kissed?
Three
6. Describe your dream home.
Already answered
7. Who are you jealous of?
Anyone who has met Slipknot in person.
8. What’s your favorite show to binge?
Futurama, Rick and Morty, and Metalocalypse
9. Do you watch porn?
Nah
10. Do you have a secret sideblog?
Nah, too lazy
11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
Probably Brazil to go and see @anaivenymph
12. What’s one of your fantasies?
Cuddling with Lester, it's a soft fantasy lmao
13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?
NO THANK YOU, I would cry 😭 people who do it I praise you tho. Very sexy and brave of you.
14. How would you spend a million dollars?
I would buy an army of Ducks and then go and visit @anaivenymph and take her to see Mick and James with me <3
15. Are you in a relationship?
Nah
16. Do you follow porn blogs?
I mean unless you count all the slasher simp blogs who write porn, then no.
17. Are you angry with anyone right now?
Yes
18. What tattoos do you want?
A matching tattoo with my dad
19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?
Nah, I like Orian
20. What is something you’re obsessed with?
Slipknot
21. Describe your best friend.
Online: she is GORGEOUS. Literally the prettiest girl on this planet. She has a personality of gold and would do anything for anyone. She is insanely obsessed witb Mick Thomson and I love her for that <3 she is also a Leo like me!
Irl: literally a menace to society. He and I have been besties since 4th grade(we were 9). He's 10 days older than I am and we call one another brothers ten days apart. His parents are basically my other parents and my grandparents are his other grandparents. He's my ride or die and I'd probably lose myself if I ever lost him. He is also a Leo lmao
22. Tag someone you think is hot.
@anaivenymph @moon-of-desire @slutforguts @ayo-wheres-the-paprika @crookintherafters + any of my other moots, literally all of you are so sexy, I'm just too tired to list you all
23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?
Megadeth, Slipknot, Metallica, Van Halen(With David Lee Roth), KISS, and Alice In Chains
24. What are three places you want to travel?
Brazil, Australia, and England
25. Describe your perfect Friday night.
Sitting at home reading a book, writing, or playing my guitar
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HENDERY’S FAMILY
a/n: i honestly can’t believe that i’m almost done with the first part of the series! thank you for sticking with me and i hope you continue to as i still have a ton of ideas for more scenarios and all that good jazz!
here’s where you can find all things nct as dads related! go and check it out!
WONG KUNHENG
he has 3 kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. his son is the middle child. wong xiuying is his oldest daughter, 3 years later, his son wong mochou was born and 3 years after that, his youngest daughter wong zhangjing was born.
WONG XIUYING: >> as a baby <<
i know i have probably said this about ever baby girl
but she’s a princess
i definitely feel like hendery would be an amazing girl dad
like he has a lot of sisters
so i feel like he really understands girls well
and he would show that with his daughter
i def feel like no matter how prepared he thinks he is as dad, he manages to mess up but make everything so funny
like the first time he changed her diaper?
he made you laugh so hard, post labor you had to change your pants (that seems like a tmi pero giRLS CHILD LABOR IS NOT PRETTY AND IT’S DEF NOT OVER AFTER THE BABY. YOU DEAL WITH STUFF FOR MONTHS AFTER)
and that was gross talk with amy time™ lol
anyway
out of all of the babies, xiuying is the giggliest
like i feel like even when she cries, she’ll giggle
for some reason, when she just looks at her dad, she just starts laughing lol
and like even when she cries, if she sees hendery, she’ll just laugh
i feel like hendery is one of the best uncles
like all of the kids love him
and its the same especially when it came to his daughter
there honestly would not be a day without laughter
like xiuying would manage to make you laugh
hendery would manage to make you laugh
your household is just full of giggles even before xiuying could properly talk
pero, back to the princess thing
like she was such a gorgeous baby
she inherited hendery’s HUGE eyes
and whenever she giggled and smiled
oh man
like she was just so beautiful
like she’s just naturally so pretty
she has the prettiest smile too
like there was just so much happy and joy in your life because she was there
hendery would just be so happy around her
like he could be super duper tired from tour or from practice
like really exhausted
but the second he sees xiuying
oh man
his energy is instantly restored
just knowing his happy daughter is there, all of his energy is back
hendery is there for everything tho
like he’ll stay by her even when she’s crying like there’s no tomorrow
regardless of how exhausted he is, he’ll do everything for his little girl
>> as a child <<
she’s still so pretty
like she’s in so many dramas and commercials and ads and everything lmao
she’s so iconic tho
like she’s so funny
she inherited hendery’s funny bone
tbh all of the kids did
pero yeah
everyone always think she’s like a docile little thing
buT LMAO SHE’LL SHOW THEM REAL QUICK
WHAT AN AMAZING SENSE OF HUMOR THAT SHE HAS
SHE’S REALLY SO FUNNY THO
like she really is
she’s so witty
and her reactions are the best
even tho she’s in dramas and such, she laughs really easily
they really do get frustrated with her doe
but she makes it up bc the end product is really really good
she’s straight up a crackhead tho lbr
she can out hendery the man himself
like maybe a younger hendery could keep up with her
but as hendery gets older and he has more than just xiuying
poor thing is starting to get pooped lol
she’s best friends with xiaojun’s oldest son, xiao zhangwei
like zhangwei loves to sing and won’t stop singing
and she can just keep up with him
like he’ll just be singing ever song he knows
and she’ll be in the back with a tambourine lol
she just vibes so well with zhangwei
but whenever they’re together, it’s so chaotic
it takes at least 4 people to watch just the two of them bc they’re just so chaotic lmao
her biggest flaw really is the fact that she can’t really control her energy
like she doesn’t know when to calm it down
it’s all okay tho
she’ll eventually learn dw
but yeah
tbh she’s such a funny older sister
she wouldn’t do anything super dangerous with her little siblings
but like she’ll just say the weirdest and funniest things
like she’ll scream at the top of her lungs
“MOCHOU POOPED HIMSELF MOM!!! IT STINKS!!!”
like she’ll scream scream that lol
she takes compliments well
whenever she gets complimented she just says “THANK YOU!! YOU’RE ALSO PRETTY!”
she’s a charming little ball of craziness
>> as a teen/adult <<
honestly
she kept her crackhead personality
but she can get really serious when needed
like when it comes to her career and her family and such
she’s super serious
but in other situations
she’s honestly the funniest
xiuying becomes a really good older sister
like if her younger siblings are getting out of check
she’s really good at keeping them in line
xiuying is def not scary
but like her siblings just naturally listen to her
she becomes a model/comedian/tv personality
like jaehyun’s son, jung leon, she’s just so beautiful and so funny lol
she honestly could care less abt like being super “feminine” and stuff to maintain her model image yknow?
like tbh
she probably tried to reserved and calm and such
but her personality just is too powerful lmao
she would slip a lot
her manager would scold her and stuff whenever she did slip up
and it got to the point where her manager just gave up lmao
they just let her do as she pleased and she skyrocketed in personality after that
but yeah, tbh, she really does take her career seriously
like super duper seriously
xiuying wants to live an honest life tbh
like she takes her career seriously, but when her manager told her to maintain a pristine image, she didn’t sit well with it
bc the image they wanted her to maintain is simply not her
she talked to her manager abt it and they understood and let her do as she pleases
and it really did help everyone in the end
she’s still zhangwei’s best friend
zhangwei joins a band and he’s the lead singer
xiuying knows zhangwei better than anyone tbh
they def don’t get together tho
like they’re the best example of platonic, heterosexual, best friends
to be 100% honest
xiuying has a huge thing for the drummer of his band lmao
ofc she goes to zhangwei’s concerts to support him
but her true reason to go is to see the drummer lol
everyone gets along so well with her
like literally no one seems to have anything bad abt her
if they do and they talk abt it, she’ll just agree lmao
like someone will say “your nose is too big.”
and she’s like “yeah, my nose is pretty big. it’s okay, it allows me to smell yummy food easier and better then.”
or like
“your eyes resemble the eyes of donkey from shrek”
and she’ll be like “omG REALLY? HE’S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER THANK YOU SM”
she takes hate the best out of all of the kids
like if someone is struggling bc they get some hate comments, she swoops in and pats them on the back and is like “dw. xiuying is here. let me teach you how to deal with the haters.”
but yeah, she’s really goofy and so gorgeous and just a well loved person :,)
WONG MOCHOU: >> as a baby <<
he’s also so pretty as a baby
he also inherited hendery’s big eyes
pero
his eyes are lowkey kinda creepy
like it was endearing with xiuying bc she smiled a lot
but mochou is super duper serious lmao
like he loves to stare
and it was lowkey kinda creepy
but overtime, when he smiled more, it became endearing lol
for sure, hendery and xiuying’s reactions were the best lol
like hendery and xiuying would be playing with mochou, trying to get him to smile
and mochou is just :|
he’s not mad
he’s actually quite happy
it’s just he wasn’t really the smiliest baby
xiuying and hendery would just have the funnies reaction
mochou is quite a looker tho
even tho his eyes creeped all of you out
from an early age it was very clear that mochou would be a talker
he was babbing from the second he knew he could makes noises
and hendery would hold out entire conversations with him
for example
mochou: aaaabbaaaa taaa maaaa
hendery: you know, that’s an interesting point, i’ve never thought about it like that before
mochou: daaaaaa aahhhpoooo
hendery: no, it’s definitely crazy, i totally agree. so tell me, what are your opinions on the current state of our economy?
mouchou: baaa
hendery: good insight, my son.
mochou loved to imitate you guys while you talked
like if you said “i love you!”
he would babble a reply that is really similar
even tho xiuying would play with mochou a lot
mochou was really good at playing on his own
xiuying loves to just explain everything to him
like every little detail about everything
she’ll bring him the most random things and just explain everything she knows about it
mochou was most definitely cared for by xiuying
he was just a sweetheart who creeped you out from time to time
>> as a child <<
omg
he had the biggest imagination
and he let the world know it
like he was such a creative kid
mochou would make a new world whenever he played
like if mochou and xiuying were playing together
mochou would create an entire new world and xiuying would just be so excited the entire time
like
xiuying: “sO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE HOUSE IS A SPACE SHIP???”
mochou: “YES!!! CMON, IF YOU GO TO THE WINDOW YOU’LL SEE A TON OF DIFFERENT PLANETS!!!
xiuying: “OHHH MY GOSH THIS IS SO EXCITING!!”
all of the kids love to play with him because his imagination is just so crazy
he’s still a huge talker
mochou is amazing at carrying conversations
like he’s is a pretty social bee and loves to talk to everyone
he loves to tell everyone everything
mochou belongs to the 127 squad
meaning he’s best friends with jaehyun’s son, jung leon, jungwoo’s second daughter, kim jieun, and haechan’s second daughter, lee haeun
when the 4 of them are together
you need at least 10 people watching them
by themselves? they have a ton of energy
all together? oh no
when he does get tired, he loves to draw
mochou is naturally talented at drawing
in all forms that require creativity, mochou is naturally talented in all of it
he was naturally really good at singing
he was naturally really good at learning instruments
he was naturally really good at painting, sketching, drawing, doodling
he was naturally really good at writing
mochou has a lot in his brain and the best way he could get it out was through drawing and painting
even tho as a baby, he was kinda stoic and such, he made of for it as a child
he became just a smilie as xiuying
xiuying and mochou have the sweetest relationship
xiuying likes to scold mochou even if he’s not doing anything wrong
mochou just smiles and listens to his sister.
even his younger sister liked to torment him a bit
but tbh, he would just take it
he loves his sisters to death
he would let them play with him as they’d like, he was honestly just chill about it
hendery would sometimes take mochou on “man” dates
but tbh
it’d just be the two of them getting ice cream or something like that lol
hendery grew up with a ton of sisters so like I def feel like he would be a little confused with how to raise his son
but I mean, if his mochou was more on the feminine side? so what?
hendery loved mochou for who he is
omg, both boys would be so whipped for the girls tho
like if hendery was watching all of the kids, he would for sure end up dressed up as a princess
mochou too
when you came home, hendery would have a princess dress on him that def doesn’t fit bc it’s xiuying’s dress
mochou would be covered in head to toe with makeup
and hendery would be talking in his girl voice about being the beautiful queen of the land
it’s the best thing ever tbh
>> as a teen/adult <<
he becomes a creator/director for movies and such
like his creativity is so amazing and it remains the same way until he’s an adult
and the world needs to know his stories and such
he vibes well with yuta’s daughter, nakamoto akari
they both have such an amazing imagination and they both just want to share it into the world
he honestly follows in akari’s footsteps bc like she has a bit more experience in this field than he does
mochou for sure works in the same animation studio she works at
and together, they just build the coolest worlds ever
they def have their own ideas and stuff
but like if they work on a project together
they lowkey can just sync up and like they barely need words
everyone else who works in the animation studio is like???
bc like akari would talk to mochou for like 2 min
and then he just nods and starts drawing
then she starts drawing too
and like the characters from the drawings look virtually identical
it’s crazyy
they’re on the same wavelength
he for sure still parties hard with his 127 squad
like during work, he’s serious and straightforward
but like leon, jieun, and haeun would pick him up at the studio and he’s screaming for some reason lol
not out of fear,
out of excitement bc he’s ready to PARTY HARD WITH HIS FRIENDS
i feel like mochou would have the same exact sense of humor hendery has
like
as an adult, if hendery and mochou were just spending some time together
it sounds like there’s two hendery’s in the room
and oh no
tbh
mochou? he’s getting all of the ladies
i feel like he would be the type to have a different girl fall for him each week
i also feel like he’s too clueless to reject or accept their feelings
omg one time
while he was at a work seminar
one of the people he met would write her number on a tissue or something
and she would hand it to him
and he would be like “thanks! my nose was a little stuffy”
thEN PROCEED TO BLOW HIS NOSE IN THE NAPKIN
he would be so clueless and just throw it away
and like he def didn’t do it on purpose
he would just flash her a smile and act like nothing happened
bc to him, nothing happened other than a nice person gave him a tissue bc his nose was stuffy
mochou is a funny one, that’s for sure.
WONG ZHANGJING >> as a baby <<
she’s really nice and sweet and such
zhangjing is the maknae of all of the kids (for now)
she’s the baby baby
anD EVERYONE TREATS HER AS SUCH
like all of her siblings, she was just such a pretty baby
zhangjing was most def the most delicate out of all of her siblings
she was just the smallest
zhangjing looked like a little doll
compared to all of her siblings
she was the calmest and the most docile
zhangjing wasn’t excessively giggly like xiuying
zhangjing wasn’t creepy like mochou
she was just sweet and kind
everyone in the entire group is so whipped for her just bc she’s the baby
like whenever the entire group is hanging out, there is for sure someone holding her at all times
the boys just switch off who gets to hold little zhangjing
omg jisung would hold her for a sec and like want to place her on the ground
and instantly EVERYONE excluding hendery would jump and and be like “jiSUNG NOOOOOO”
poor jisung would be too shocked and just stay frozen with zhangjing in his arms
hendery would step up and be like “guys... it’s okay. zhangjing can go on the ground, she’s not made of paper.”
the boys just thought little zhangjing was too good for the ground lol
omg hendery for sure lives for the compliments whenever someone calls zhangjing pretty
like if she’s on a baby carrier and one of the boys would gush over zhangjing, he’d say the funniest things
like “oh thank you, made her myself! this beauty was made on a fun night around 9 months ago.”
feel free to smack him on the arm for saying that
zhangjing’s natural cuteness just made everyone around her melt
tbh, if you look at his kids all together
all of them are so pretty
like it’s crazy
zhangjing also got hendery’s eyes lol (all of your kids have them lol)
but her stares aren’t as creepy as mochou’s were
tbh, zhangjing’s eyes were always busy
she loved to take in the entire world through her eyes
bc of this, she was a rather quiet baby, simply bc she was spending most of her time observing the world
>> as a child <<
lmao tbh
she’s sunshine
she’s the cutest
zhangjing honestly looks so innocent
the entire group still maintains the “doN’T LET ZHANGJING TOUCH THE GROUND” sorta mentality
even tho they all know that she’s fine and can do whatever she wants
for some reason, she just gives off the vibe
maybe it’s bc she was the youngest at one point
she’s best friends with lucas’s youngest daughter, wong lina
lina’s personality is actually closer to hendery’s personality
while zhangjing’s personality is closer to lucas’s
like lina can be upfront about her crackheadedness and just does whatever she wants lol
zhangjing is just purely happy practically all of the time
when something makes her sad, oh no
everYONE IS LIKE “NOOO WHO MADE YOU SAD WE’LL FIX IT DON’T CRY”
if you see zhangjing cry, you are 100% going to cry too, guaranteed.
omg like one time
you would come home from visiting your parents or something like that
and for some reason, your entire family is in the living room and their all crying
your heart drops bc you think something bad happened
so you instinctively hug all of your babies close and ask
hendery walks over and envelops everyone into a group hug, dramatically sobbing
you try to get him to explain and through a ton of sobs and hiccups he manages to get out something like “zhangjing started crying because she figured out lina is going to be gone visiting thailand for the next two weeks.”
you take a look at your youngest and immediately start crying too
why? you don’t really know. but seeing zhangjing’s crying face just triggered it for you
tbh, at this point, zhangjing has superpowers lol
anyway
she remained as a super curious girl
like if she’s every put into a new place, she’ll spend the first 10 minutes just observing
most kids would just run and play without thinking too much
but zhangjing would slowly and carefully take a look around, taking in all of the details of the entire place
she loves all of her siblings
they all baby her lol
zhangjing is just so observant and curious and for some reason, is really good at making people feel emotions they didn’t think they were feeling at the moment lol
>> as a teen/adult <<
she becomes an actress
her roles are usually the innocent girl and such
like if you’ve seen my first first love story
she would play roles like oh garin (from my first first love story)
zhangjing is the sweetest honestly it’s so cute
like she plays that role really well
sometimes when i see that role, i can get annoyed a bit
but zhangjing does it in a way that it doesn’t really annoy people
she keeps her energy levels
and she keeps her puppy like personality
the group still babies her a bit, but it’s not too bad anymore
she still maintains her natural cuteness lol
like she’s for sure really tiny
so it’s just natural for her to be on the cuter side
she adores her siblings so much
zhangjing would cancel her schedules just to see all of xiuying’s shows
during her breaks, she would be catching up on all of the news pertaining to mochou
zhangjing still remains curious
everytime she’s on a new set, she’ll roam around everywhere just bc
she hasn’t played a lead role yet so she doesn’t need to be dressed up and ready right away
omg tbh, sometimes they would have to edit her out of the window in a background
just bc she was wandering and she didn’t know they were filming lol
they all forgive her tho, dw
it’s not a big deal for the company
now is it her natural cuteness that is making everyone okay with it? idk.
she’s the quietest out of all of her siblings
and she has a hard time making good jokes like they do
zhangjing doesn’t cringe at the jokes
she actually likes them a lot!
she just has a hard time making them herself lol
which is fine bc her siblings definitely make enough for her share lol
whenever zhangjing is around lina
they both talk each other’s ears off
out of all of the friendships of kids, lina and zhangjing are the most talkative
they just have so much to tell each other all of the time!
they maintained their friendship even tho they took two different career paths
zhangjing was the baby of the group for a couple years, all before the next wave came (this “wave” refers to the on the way families!)
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here’s hendery’s gang of mini-hendery’s!!! i hope you guys liked it!
the fact that all three of them look like hendery does resonate with me and i wouldn’t have written it any other way lol
anyway, my request box is open! give me some inspiration plz!!
- amy <3
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I have a ton of insomnia writing in the drafts, so time to start unloading some of it. The usual “as is” rules apply, and I’ll try to keep most of it under the cut,
It just occured to me that I actually have one piece of good advice to give:
If you challenge someone to a duel, ALWAYS have a witness for the fight!
I learned this the hard way when I was a little girl. But to understand why I felt the need to even duel someone, you need to understand the background.
When I was a little girl my family lived in our house in town, which meant until I was 9 I was running around with a gang of kids. I say “kids”, but I pretty much mean boys. There were a couple of years during that time when a girl was inthe neighborhood, one being one of the best friends I had in my life and the other....not, but almost the entire time I was the only girl in the neighborhood.
Now some folks think being the only girl would be terrible, but in a lot of ways it was fine. Kids are kids, rampaging around the neighborhood, and thanks to my family I never felt things should be “girl stuff” and “boy stuff”. I just played.
In fact, at times being the only girl even gave me a curious power position. I knew “girl things” they didn’t. I can still remember the shock on the face of one of the boys when I tried to explain that I didn’t just piss outside like them because of anatomical differences. He just assumed girls had dicks too.
BTW, groups of very little boys can get awfully competitive about their dicks. Not that they called them that. They honest to god called them “ding-a-lings”! LOL In fact, a few times they even had a contest where they would line up with their pants dropped wanting me (the only one that was exempt) to decide which looked “best”. Remember, at the time we were very little kids, so the concept of “best” was exceptionally vague.** I hope I didn’t give any of those boys a lifelong complex because of something I said in all innocence! But geez, they were obsessed with the idea that whatever hung between their legs was very, very important.
Anyway, running around playing being a girl among boys wasn’t bad all the time. Heck, while the boys could fight over who got to play Han and Luke when we played “Star Wars” or Mark and Jason when we played “Battle of the Planets”, I always knew I wouldn’t have to compete for my part in the games. Though I’m still a little irked to the way their only solution to Gargantuas in War of the Gargantuas being both male was I’d play “the green Gargantua’s wife, at least we always found a way even if what we were playing didn’t have a token girl.
All that being said, there were real disadvantages too, especially as the bots came to learn the rules around gender. I was a girl. They knew it and at times they would think it meant I was supposed to defer to them. This led to many a fight and tears.
For instance, once one of the boys got a BB gun.
Naturally we all wanted to take turns using it in a makeshift backyard shooting gallery. Trouble was, as far as they were concerned girls weren’t supposed to shoot. Now considering all the toy cap guns they borrowed from me when we played, and the gun I had that shot cork balls had been the envy of all the kids*** until this BB gun, it seems crazy they would think girls weren’t allowed “real” guns. I begged a turn, outshot them all, and never was allowed to touch the gun again. ****Having a girl be the best shot kinda stung for them! LOL
The boys would do this now and then, throw me for a loop with “you are a girl” as a reason I should or shouldn’t do a thing. Being a “sissy” was a common insult used among the kids. A kid should be tough and brave, try never to get crying or show weakness, or sometimes they would even use “like a girl” as an insult.
I learned that my “girly” side was more of a target, so I got so in the toy chest in the living room I kept the guns, cars, blocks, etc for the boys to use, but kept hidden away in my bedroom the girly stuff like dolls. In fact I kept things like play makeup buried in drawer where no one could find them...
Yes, I was a girl, both in my personal identification and as the whole world saw me, and yet I hid my “girl stuff” like a teenager hiding drugs or dirty magazines. It was the big drawback of usually being the only girl. The girly side of being a girl was something to be quiet about.
So grew up thinking that the way to impress a guy was to be strong, tough, smart, brave, and not at all squeamish. If boys admire each other for not being a sissy, then certainly they would admire a girl for being that way.
Oddly enough, never once did a boy reciprocate my crushes because I wasn’t a sissy. Oh, they would like me for it, but it was seeing me as one of the guys and never as romantic potential. Or maybe not oddly. I may be hetero CIS female, but the world sees me as not girly enough in my presentation to quite believe me.
TBH, I still have a problem with that. I never learned the rules of being girly. I never was taught how to put on makeup, do hair, know about fashion, move in that swaying hips and crossed ankles when you sit kind of way...
And down deep I don’t want to have to put on that act. I want to be me. I want someone to love me without makeup or styling, not because of the clothes I wear or because of skills with flirting games. I want to be loved for me, and girly is only part of me. Part of me is walks in the woods where I photograph snakes and spiders. Part of me is climbing in the roof to repair a leak or taking apart the hot water heater to figure out how to fix it....
I have always been a combination of things. Things like how I like romantic comedies and horror films, I picked out my antique sword because it felt like it would swing in my hand well and it had little flowers on the hand guard, or how I love classical and punk.I never wear dresses during the day, because they aren’t practical for my rough and dirty life, plus they can make you very vulnerable. And yet at night I always wear the prettiest nightgown I can find. I had a unique “Captain’s Canopy Bed” as a child, because I loved both the captain’s bed (a bunk woth drawers under it billed as a “boy bed” by people that gender everything) and longed for a canopy bed. My father sensibly combined the two for me. To me it has never been about a contradiction or conflict, but just that different aspects manifest under different circumstances.
I really can’t understand why people are expected to fit into catagories neatly, label themselves, force themselves to deny parts if themselves just to belong. Still, I expect I would be happier if I could have at least forced myself to fake it.
Anyway, the boys were learning girls were “supposed” to be a certain way, and I was constantly insisting this wasn’t true. They would pick on me amd we would fight. Oddly, this “girls can’t” attitude never applied to fighting. They never went easier on me because I was a girl.
Once they got me treed and the henchman boy was told to go get something to hit me with. I warned him not to, but he didn’t listen. As he went to get the weapon I lept out of the tree in a tackle, and began punching him. My grandmother ran out shouting for me to stop. “It’s not ladylike!!” she cried, while I shouted back in frustration “They were going to hit me!!”
Don’t worry, I wasn’t punished. Grandma..well, it’s complicated with her...and my parents would never punish me for something like that. Years later Mom would admit she and Pop were proud if me after that fight. “The boys picked on you so much I was glad you hit them”...
Hmmm, now that I think about it, Mom’s most common response to sexist attitudes in movies and tv shows is to grumble “Oh hit him!” Folks have no idea about Mom’s violent side, the part that watched Xena: Warrior Princess and sighed “I always wanted to be able to leap around and fight like that!” People think she is “sweet”, when Pop was always the family softie! LOL
As we got older, the sexism of the boys got worse and so did our conflict. One boy, a year older than me and the oldest of the usual gang, was the worst. His own mother was a rather strong and independent person, so it was almost confusing how he could be that way. As far as he was concerned the social structure was thatthe older the boy the higher the rank, and girls were at the bottom. It was inevitable that one day their would be an explosion.
The final straw came over, of all things, me wanting to make our gang of friends into a club. It was all the fault if a kids magazine called Dynamite, that put out a book on making your own club, complete with membership cards printed in a fold out of the cover you could cut out. It sounded like a great idea. It wasn’t.
To be honest, I shouldn’t have been at all surprised. By this point the oldest boy had gotten to be a complete pain about gender roles, but also about me in particular. My first day of kindergarten he’d been the only person I knew all day, so when I passed him in the hall I’d said “Hello”. The boy next to him asked who I was and he said “I don’t know!” right in front of me. I had started to consider our “friendship” differently after that, and his now increased insistence that boys were superior increased the rift.
To make matters worse, the boys had developed some sort of age based ranking. When I invited the oldest boy’s little brother to come to the club meeting too, the guy had been outraged. It had seemed natural to me, I mean I invited my little brother. I always wanted to include everyone. To the boys, the younger boys didn’t count and the older you were the more power you were “supposed” to have.
Now for the club I’d fixed up a corner of the shed out back. I put up posters, made a candle (I just loved making candles and melting wax when I was little...us GenXers lived dangerous lives!LOL), set up chairs and a table, had refreshments and, of course, the membership cards. I couldn’t wait for them to show up.
Once the boys arrived I said it was time to elect officers. Immediately the oldest boy announced there was no need and started to pass out the cards. He said he would be president because he was oldest, my favorite boy would be vice president, the thieving henchman would be treasurer because he was next oldest, the other boys would be just members, and I would be...secretary.
Oh he was glad to explain. Girls are always secretaries. Only girls can be secretaries. Girls can never be president. The other boys accepted this.
Naturally I was outraged. This was NOT right! We were supposed to vote! And we were supposed to vote for who would be best for the job, not who was oldest or a boy. Girls CAN be president! And besides, the club was my idea and the clubhouse in my yard so I shouldn’t be stuck being the stupid secretary without even voting!!!!
There was a lot of shouting after that. The boys stormed off, taking the cards with them. I went in the house to take the refreshments, and the boys snuck back to trash the place. They tore the posters, smashed my candle, and turned over the furniture.
I cried.
I was also furious.
I was beyond fed up with the oldest boy and his assumption of leadership. Now my favorite boy did apologize, but he was always the nice one. The others were unrepentant. The oldest boy insisted he was right that girls could never lead.
There was only one thing left to do: Challenge the oldest boy to a duel.
I went right up to him and said I’d had enough. I was challenging him to a fight. One on one, just him and me. No weapons, just our strength. The winner would be the leader of the kids.
I know it’s absurd, but since physical fighting is what they valued I figured I had to go with it. Actually, if anything, a fight would be skewed in my favor. While the boy was a year older, I was a head taller. Where he was lanky, I’d gotten to be a sort of muscular and agile fat.***** Physically the avantage was mine, an since refusing to fight me would be so embarrassing to him I knew I’d get the fight.
He agreed, and then I made a very stupid mistake. I decided to show him a bit of mercy. Since losing to a girl would be so humilating, I set the time and place where we would meet alone for our fight. I wanted to win, to make my point, but I wasn’t trying to shame him.
And so the time came. We met in a back yard, in clear area hidden from windows in case an adult was looking by trees. I wish I could tell you some dramatic blow by blow, but honestly I remember it as very quick. He fancied he knew fighting moves, got into a pose, and I flattened him. Almost admittedly I had him pinned to the ground where I sat on top of him until he admitted I had won.
I went home overjoyed. This lasted until the kids got together. I, oh so foolishly, assumed I was now leader. The boy, however, was not about to give up power...or tell the truth.
As an adult I realize my naivety, but at the time I was 7 or 8. I honestly had believed the boy would have been honest. I always told the truth, so why wouldn’t he? And since we had made a sort of “official” deal, he would be obliged to tell the truth.
He lied. Right there, right in front of me, he lied.
The boy announced he had won. I said he was lying, that I had won, and he laughed. Of course he had won. He was a boy. Did the boys really think a girl could beat him?
I offered to fight him again right there, but he refused saying he’d already won. I couldn’t get him to feel pressured to fight me again because now the boys wouldn’t really want him to. On some level I think they believed me and knew I would win if we fought again. As long as they didn’t see me clobber him they could pretend the boys “deserved” to be in charge. They needed the lie as much as he did.
And so I learned a lesson: witneses matter. People will almost always lie if the truth threatens them.
You know, I think this is why I have always been obsessed with watching when something horrible is happening. I always had this feeling that even when I can’t help, I can be there for the person in some way. I’d listen, watch, and remember. When I was 9 I stood in the snow, no coat and no socks, waiting until a man was removed from a crashed car because I didn’t want to “abandon” him. I would report teachers that did something incredibly wrong, even though I knew the teacher would deny it and I knew my classmates were too afraid to back me up, because the truth had to be known. I wanted to be the witness I needed for that fight, someone to back me up when no one wants to hear the truth.
As a footnote, after the duel failed I tried one more way to defeat the oldest boy: Voodoo!
Well, voodoo by way of a book I’d been reading. It wasn’t real voodoo, or probably like any realistic magical practices. In the book someone had carved a skull into a tree, written someone’s name under it, and the hammered a nail into the center of the skull with devastating consequences to the victim. I had a pocket knife and a nail, so I gave it a go.
Sadly voodoo didn’t work.
Even more sadly the boy grew up to move away from this hick town, get a good job, get married and have kids. In other words, he got a far better life than I’ve had. Oh well, the universe never cares about fairness.
** Actually one boy always won, because TBH I liked everything about him best.
***Hilariously, one of the boys tried to steal my cork gun, claiming it was his. Pop had engraved my name in the gun sight, and when my father pointed at to ask what it said, the boy claimed it was his name! That boy was never very bright, always dishonest, and a born henchman! LOL You know, I bet that toy gun would have been illegal to make just a few years later, just because it literally fired things. Heck, maybe it already was and had been sitting on the store shelf for years before I got it. We couldn’t find one like it a coulle years later for my little brother....
****I want to point out being a good shot runs in the family. Back in the 1960s when my family had to shoot for self defense (long story) Mom was apparently a crack shot. On one side of her family she has had relatives that were at times the official best shot for their branch of the military. One, even as an old man in poor health, liked to show off how he could selectively shoot off small tree top branches a long diatance uphill from him. Plus, Mom likes to mention she is distantly related to Annie Oakley, which is apparenty true.
*****Traumatic stuff happened when I started school, triggering a bunch of sudden changes with me. One was weight gain, but I had stayed strong as ever.
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perpetually | k.junmyeon
pairings: junmyeon x reader
word count: 2.4k words
genre: fluff, slice of life au, non-idol au
warnings: mild swearing, mentions of subtle smut
summary: junmyeon knows for sure that he was going to mary you and make him your forever. though he was sure you were going to say ‘yes’ he still had doubt. i mean, who wouldn’t when he was dating the most prettiest girl on planet earth?
(capslock unintended)
to junmyeon, you were like a snowflake.
pure, soft, and most of all beautiful, inside and out. it was no doubt that one day he was going to propose to you. being together for almost 6 years pretty much seals the deal that he wants to be with you forever.
having to meet each other during your first years of uni till now, it was pretty shocking that the both of you managed to stay together for that long and keep loving each other even more every single day.
he loved the way you helped him go through law school with such ease and practically made everything easier for him despite you yourself having your own studies to worry over, you still chose to help junmyeon help whenever you could. thanks to you he was now one of the best new layers despite just having to get the job at a prestigious law firms two years ago. you on the other hand were a nurse at a hospital near his office which was easier for the both of you. which then evolves to the both of you going to work together (when you don’t have the late night shifts) and having quick lunch breaks at the local cafe nearby.
it was perfect.
the topic of getting married has been brought up a few times by him and he remembered how your eyes lit up at the idea of starting a big family with junmyeon with little cardboard copies of you running around your home. it was the future you could think of with junmyeon. but the both of you agreed to think about the whole marriage and kids stuff once you have stable jobs and is financially stable.
but what you didn’t know was that junmyeon has been saving up for a trip to paris where he planned on proposing to you there. he knew how cliché it sounds now that he think of It but he knows how much you love those kinds of things. sappy romance movies, dancing in the pouring rain, you were a sucker for those and junmyeon had to admit that he was too.
so what’s better than having to propose to you at the city of love in front of the infamous eiffel tower?
what's amazing about it is that he didn't exactly think twice about wanting to propose to you. he knew that you were ready and so was he, so fuck it why not just do it?
it did take him a lot of reassurance to actually muster up and go on with his plans from his best friend sehun. thought the younger knew how anxious his older friend could be, he knew that in the end this is still what he wanted and he wouldn’t change his mind.
though junmyeon at heart is sure that you will say yes, he is aware that things could go wrong and just the span of the trip and that got him all work up. the anxiousness costed him extra stress and two bottles of vodka.
“what if she says no sehun? i don’t know if I can move on with life anymore,” junmyeon slurred. even with the amount of alcohol in his system, he still managed to think about you rejecting his proposal.
sehun only managed to grab the vodka bottle from his hand and wrapped his arms around his hyung’s shoulder.
“stop saying nonsense, you and I know that she’s going to say yes, she loves you too much to say no hung and you’re conscious of that right? you guys are meant for each other it’s impossible for you two to be apart from eachother,”
“you’re right sehun,” junmyeon said bringing his head up from the bar table. “she’s going to say yes,”
so the next morning, he woke up to you probably at work already seemingly mostly on saturdays you still had to go to the hospital. he then saw the aspirin and the glass of water on his bedside table with a little note attached to it.
“to my junmyeon, you were pretty darn drunk last night and I can’t believe sehun told me you finished a bottle of vodka by yourself! that’s hot tbh take the pills and I'll see you tonight my love!”
- your sweet y/n :p
hell fucking yeah he was going to marry you
it was almost mid night when you came home and you were still in your dirty scrubs when you opened your apartment door to be met with junmyeon on the couch bundled up with your cat sleeping peacefully at at the other end of the sofa.
startled from the sound of the door being swung open, he looked up from his phone and saw that you’ve arrived already.
“myeon? why aren’t you asleep yet?” you questioned while shrugging your coat off from your cold body. though you weren’t complaining seemingly junmyeon was usually knocked out by 10.
standing up from his laying position on the cozy couch he watched as you dropped your back on the coffee table as you walked over to him.
“is everything okay? you look pretty pale, are you sick?” you started to ramble on with questions at his tired figure. even with your probably stained with blood scrubs and the evident dark circles under your eyes, you still looked beautiful to him.
junmyeon just laughed and held your small hands in his big ones.
“I just have a surprise for you, I wanted to tell you over dinner tomorrow but I’m too excited to wait that long,” he said, his palms starting to get pretty sweaty from being too nervous.
“what is it?” you said grinning suddenly excited over what his surprise could be.
“I was planning on taking you to a wonderful week in paris as a vacation and, before you could say anything, I already talked this over with the hospital and they agreed on giving one of their best nurses a well-deserved break,” he said.
you couldn’t contain your joy and started squealing as you jumped around from your spot obviously happy that you finally got to go to your dream vacation place. junmyeon just smiled at your excited figure.
you’re cute
“oh my god junmyeon is this for real? please don’t lie to me,” you said with a pleading look on your face.
“y/n,” junmyeon said as he laughed, “why would I be lying to you? after all these years you still think I would joke about this stuff?”
you then pulled his collar so that you could give him a loving kiss on the lips. by instinct, junmyeon then wrapped his arms around your small figure as your lips move in sync.
“thank you junmyeon, I really appreciate this so much,” you said as tears started to form in your eyes. you were definitely stressed from work and this one week vacation to a magical place seemed like a whole package for you.
“you know you deserve this right? I'm just being a good boyfriend,” he replied.
you then grinned and pulled him closer.
“let me show you how good you are then,” you whispered.
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it was finally the day of the trip and it was hard to go throughout the weeks till the day of your departure without having to daydream about all the things you were bound to do with junmyeon there.
on the plane junmyeon know how you couldn’t control your excitement as you kept looking out the window of the airplane from your window seat with excitement in your eyes. the clouds looked the softest as you told junmyeon how you wanted to just flop and snuggle on the pillows. instead, you snuggled against his shoulders as you waited for your arrival.
the second you stepped of the airport you couldn’t stop squealing. you were finally here! all junmyeon could do was genuinely smile at your ethics. no doubt you’re cute when you’re excited.
the two of you opted on just sleeping as soon as you arrived at your hotel room because it was already past midnight and you needed every energy you needed to go touring around the city the next day.
that night you slept close to junmyeon as he held you tightly against his bigger figure. even with all the energy you had in the beginning, the second your head hit the pillows, you were a goner.
junmyeon couldn’t sleep that night, instead he thought about how the proposal would go. he was scared that you were gonna reject his proposal though he already knew you were gonna say yes. you’ll never know how things are going to go in the future.
the next few days were amazing as it could already. you tried so many new food and went to every cafe you passed by and tried the pastries and coffees there. you even visited the famous tourist attractions there and didn’t forget to take aesthetic pictures of each other. being the museum enthusiast you and junmyeon are, you visited the oh so famous Louvre Museum where you and even junmyeon were ecstatic about. having to only see them in television shows and pictures, you finally got to see it in real life.
and you couldn’t forget to visit the Eiffel Tower. where junmyeon planned on proposing to you. but he planned on doing it the night before you had to leave, in front of the shinning Eiffel Tower with the stars shining above you.
the second you saw the Eiffel Tower, the look on your face was as if a kid who had just gotten his favourite candy. you and junmyeon bought the warm churros and bagel from one of the many food trucks and two cups of hot chocolate as you both strolled along the park, talking about everything and anything with laughter filling the air.
things were going great just like he planned it to be and seeing you happy like this made his insides feel warm and made the butterflies in his stomach erupt. you looked beautiful with your hair dancing around with the wind, even if some stuck on your face, you still looked like an angel with that beautiful smile on your face and how your eyes would smile as you do.
finally, the last night strolled on by fairly quickly as the both of you are now walking hand in hand to the Eiffel Tower. the night was rather cold and junmyeon didn't forget to pack a few more hot packs with him knowing you might forget and get yourself sick from the cold.
“I'm sad now that it’s the last day,” you mumbled lowly as you finally made it to the Eiffel Tower, now just admiring how the tower sparkled that night. the stars seemed to shine brighter and it only brought more anxiousness to junmyeon.
he could feel his hand start to sweat as you got closer to the tower in hopes you didn't realise how clammy his hands felt. though the weather was cold, the sight of you was enough to make his face feel hot and he could feel the sweat slowly trickling down his neck.
turning to look at you, in fact you did look devastated at the thoughts of leaving this beautiful place but you still had a glimpse of smile plastered on your face and it made junmyeon felt wobbly, his legs about to give up on him.
“it is, but there’s something I have to do before we leave here,” he said, finally the courage he had before slowly seep through his veins.
confused you turned to him and you could see the softness of his eyes.
“what are you talking about myeon?” you said, totally unaware of the situation. which was a good thing about this whole thing since you were gullible yourself and he hoped you didn't instantly got caught on with what he was about to or it was going to ruin the whole plan.
taking your small hands in his large ones, he began to speak.
“y/n, you’re one of the greatest that had happen to me, though our encounter was rather embarrassing, I could never forget that day where I first laid my eyes on you. the day I fell in love with you. till today, my love for you isn’t only the same but it has grew bigger every single day. I seriously don’t know what I'll do if I didn’t have you by my side. the way you helped me get through law school even though you had your own course to deal with. you were there for every breakdown I had, every milestone I hit, and I'm glad I was there for you too. my love for you will never stop and it will remain that way till the day I die.”
tears started to prick in your eyes. you knew exactly where this was going.
“so y/n, y/l/n,” he started before pulling out a small velvet ring box out of his pocket and getting on one knee. opening the box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring.
this is it
“will you marry me?”
those were the words you’ve been waiting for since the day you’ve met.
a tear slipped down your cheeks and so did junmyeon’s. without hesitation you nodded before shakily replying,
“yes junmyeon, fuck yes of course,”
relief washed over junmyeon as he was smiling from ear to ear. slipping the ring on your finger, he stood up and kissed you for the first time as your fiancé.
the people around you were clapping and cheering at the sweet moment.
you pulled away and he cupped his hands on your cheeks, wiping the tears from eyes.
“I'm so glad you proposed here, very cliche, I like it,” you said.
“of course you do, I know how it works in the kdramas you watch,” he replied smirking.
“hey junmyeon?”
“yeah,” he replied, looking at you in the eye as if you were one of the shinning start at the sky that night.
“I love you.” with that you pulled him into a loving kiss again.
and you were glad that you could do it now every day of your life,
together.
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May I please have a ship? I'm a smol bean (I'm like 5'0"). I have long dark brown hair,a curvy body and green/blue eyes. I love to sing,cook,draw, and travel. I'm a highkey book nerd and I'm a sucker for any movie (mainly horror) My friends say I'm weird,optimistic,joyful,kind,and open hearted. I'm a really cuddly person and I love all types of skinship. I always make perverted jokes or really bad puns. I'm also really shy once you first meet me but I slowly come out of my shell. Thank you! 💙
I’m at a sleepover with my cousins and it’s 3:30 AM but I can’t sleep so I figured I’d answer this ask xD
Anyway, I’d ship you with Sodapop!
- You’re like a foot shorter than him and he thinks it’s rly rly cute- He loves him some curves!- Plays with your hair a LOT - Ohh my gosh your singing is like the prettiest thing on the planet to him and he loves hearing it- Also he likes singing too so sometimes you sing things together it’s really precious- He isn’t too great at most cooking, but he’s happy to learn, and you two like to cook together a lot- Compliments your drawing skills a lot- Tbh just compliments you a lot in general- Honestly he really wishes he could go traveling with you and he ends up saving up his money for a while as a surprise so you two can- He isn’t too big on books, but he’s happy to let you talk about them, and he does often enjoy hearing you read- Also hey he’s got Pony you can be book nerds with him- Lots of cuddles while watching scary movies! They don’t usually scare him much, but he still definitely enjoys them, especially with you- He adores your bad puns like omg they are the cutest thing to him- He’s,,,, p sure Pony might have a crush on you tbh. You two do get along pretty well, but hey, you’re his gal- When you two first met, he initially just thought you were some regular quiet, pure, sweet girl- He VERY QUICKLY realized that he was mistaken
Here you go, Anon, hope you like it!!
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🌚 + 🌷 + 📖
🌚 = talk about my crush
sorry to disappoint but i don’t really have a crush atm!
🌷 = favourite blogs
oh boy, this is gonna be real long and probably more info than you wanted
mutuals:
@drink-water-not-alcohol the actual light of my life whom i love so very much and who deserves the world
@underratedbambam my super rad bud who is way way way too sweet to me and also is too talented and makes really hella gifs and edits and is the best bam stan
@kwon-grandma the sweetest and funniest person who puts up with me for some reason?? also can draw?? and edit??? really well???? the heck??????
@soft-jaebum too cool and cute to even talk to me tbh, would say 100/10, but she calls me youngjae’s queenie so she gets 99/10
@sadmaachine possibly the best writer in the country?? the world?? the universe?? also way too nice to me whenever i give unwarranted compliments
@yugy-uhm the most loyal yugyeom stan, tbh everything she says about him is so good n wholesome and it warms my heart to see how much she loves him and got7 as a whole (also so so so fantastic at drawing oh my god)
@cutepimook super super cool! if you go back to the beginning of my blog, his youngjae text posts are the very first thing i ever reblogged
@youngjai so cute and sweet, i’ve honestly wanted to talk to her for a while now, but she’s so cool idk how i could
@forever-youngjae absolutely too kind to me and so so amazing, the biggest sweetheart on the planet probably
@yuygeomie always tags me in stuff which makes me so so happy, and has such a lovely mix of aesthetic stuff and misc. stuff on her blog and it works so well??
non-mutuals:
@mark2young2jae such a sweetheart and has such a fantastic blog and is also really amazing at writing like wow
@pastel-mark makes the absolute prettiest edits i’ve ever seen, honestly so talented and creative
@wassereis has the cutest art style i’ve ever seen, i might’ve shed a tear that one time they drew jingyeom, also just seems so sweet n cool
(sorry that it was so long! i don’t even thing i got all my faves in tbh, there are too many blogs i love)
📖 = tell a story
i was thinking about this one for a while and i think i decided on the worst story honestly?? and if anyone i tagged above reads this then i might die, but it’s my own fault for choosing this one to tell.
so this happened my sophomore year of high school. for the school plays all of the actors and everyone on tech gets a ‘big’ and ‘little’ the big pretty much shows the little the ropes and helps them out during the show. so on opening night they exchange gift baskets which tbh was 90% of the reason anyone cared about bigs and littles. so my big was this guy named ben (ha, big ben, i know). anyway i already knew ben p well because his best friend was my best friend’s older brother, and we were also in a program together. also he had this girlfriend who was absolutely gorgeous and such an angel and i’m not sure if she ever learned my name but i love her. so opening night rolls around and i find ben with his girlfriend at the concession stand and i go up to them with my gift bag and they both get these big smiles on their faces so i was like ??? are you that excited about the gift bag ??? and ben pulls this huge bag out from behind his back, and on it, written in bright pink lettering, is the words “baby girl” so at this point they’re both laughing their asses off and my soul has left my body. then they were like “get it? baby girl because you’re the little.” and i, still in a state of shock, took the bag, and walked back to my friends. and everyone always shows each other what they got so when they asked me “hey hannah, what did ben get you?” i had to pull out the baby girl bag in shame and i had no explanation whatsoever. i still have the bag.
(also side note, when i first saw got7 mark reminded me so much of ben and i don’t really have an explanation of why)
(side side note, he was my big for the next show that year too)
(side side side note, he always called me little literally everywhere but at tech)
send me an emoji! (i promise the others will be shorter)
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Look she’s sending me all of them so I’m going to answer 3-100 here and not destroy everyone’s dash.Anyways here we goooooooooo3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?Whatever I can find usually. I remember I used a pocket knife at school once and my teacher pretended not to notice. Shout out to them.
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?My coffee with creamers and a lot of sugar, and I don’t really drink tea.
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?I used to be but then I stopped caring.
6: do you keep plants?
No, I actually hate flower smell for some reason?
7: do you name your plants?Nope.
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?I play a lot of instruments but I wouldn’t say I express myself. I used to write poems but the my Great Depression hit. I guess writing?
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
I put on a concert in this bitch.
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?Stomach.
11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?@dragonbornoflegend covered a lot of them already, but I’d like to add Bbless
12: what's your favorite planet?Mars or Jupiter.
13: what's something that made you smile today?All the compliments @dragonbornoflegend gave me and @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername calling me a “Fucking n00b”
14: if you were to live with your best friend(s) in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?Lot’s of weird decorations, like the one from Icarly but more dicks. It’s clean. I don’t have any animals because I get sad when they die but I’m attached to everyone’s pets. Exposed brick, wooden furniture, a sunroom with a skylight. We have a recording studio for Let’s Plays where we have game consoles and PC’s. Weapons hanging on the wall, embroidery and canvas prints with swear words on them. A liquor cabinet that, at this rate, I am probably locked out of. @dragonbornoflegend and @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername have two separate keys that need to be used to be unlocked. The sunroom looks out to the lights of the bustling center of downtown, and for once the air is filled with life and happiness, not depression and the constant desire to die. We eat garlic sticks from our cutting board that says “Eat the spaghetti to forghetti your regrehtti” and toast over a white wine to the sounds of honking below and Parks and Rec in our living room for the 7th time.
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!In space the skin on your feet peels off!
16: what's your favorite pasta dish?Macaroni and Cheese.
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?I really want to die my hair rainbow and shave the sides off my head again and wear it in a french braid so that way it’s all braided together.
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
I am a stupid machine. Throwing up (A lot, like a lot a lot), Weak ankles, weird shit I eat, the countless number of city infrastructure me and @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername have stolen.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?I don’t now but boy, did I. It was emo central. I had a lot of songs about my struggles and heart aches and a lot of drawings of people killing themselves.
20: what's your favorite eye color? The eyes are my favorite physical trait of any person. I gravitate to Green, but honestly everyone has pretty eyes.But I have the prettiest. (It’s the one physical trait I like about myself pls just let me have this.)
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.I used to tear my bags apart but ever since I was a senior in high school I told my dad I wanted a vintage military messenger bag, and he got me a brand new one from Rapid Dominance that was army approved or something. it has like 7 pockets, fits my laptop perfectly, is made out of a canvas outside but a soft inside (Like a normal bag), and basically I can carry all my stuff I need to take notes in lecture, and was perfect for when I was in high school. I also have a vintage army style going, a lot of olive green, So it looks nice too. It says United States army 1775 with the army star on it. I want to get some patches to decorate it with, because it’s my only bag that has lasted this long. It has seen 4 of my dads girlfriends and a lot of changes in my life. It’s just a good bag.
22: are you a morning person?Well I work third shift so yes and no?
23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?I mean tbh it’s a lot of youtube and masturbating.(sorry family and friends)
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?I might tell them some day but I don’t tell anyone how bad living with my mom was.
25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?One time when I was growing up a family moved of a house on my block out and kept a lot of little things behind. Not that it was weird, but weird, but my brother, some friends, and I peaked into the window and my brother saw a giant purple crayon bank, and upon seeing it, he claimed it as his.So we break in (Keep in mind I am like, 7) and I stole a ceramic chicken. We get to the room with the crayon and he grabs the crayon and runs the front door of this house (where it’s snowing and people can see our foot prints) and yells on at the top of his lungs “I GOT THE CRAYON” While holding it above his 6′1″ head, making the rest of us run past him and back to my garage where we were “safe”That was pretty weird I guess.
26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?My work boots; I need to retire them soon.
27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? That strawberry shortcake desert one.
28: sunrise or sunset? I can see the sunset from my window so I guess that.
29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?Support me when I get triggered and not leave because I have what I am pretty sure are ptsd episodes. (I don’t want to self diagnose)
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?Truley scared?⁉️ 😂😂😂The fear😈 never💪stops🚫! We out here 💯 Fearin😣 erryday‼️ Thanks🙏 to my🤰 mom’s👊 physical👊 abuse👊‼️No but fr I had a pretty bad time living with my mom and I cope with it through humor. But there were times where I feared for my life, and seeing as the human body is hard wired to survival at all cost, I would say yes.
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.I just wear black socks, idk I’m too lazy to deal.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.I again work third shift, so I am out past 3 AM a lot. @dragonbornoflegend told a good story. @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername and I took a trip to Alabama, and we stayed out till four in the morning in this small park in this small town with an old friend, and a friend we made that night. We layed in the middle of what is usually a busy street, quieted by the night and star gazed, started a fire in a grill then struggled to put it out, almost set the park on fire but swinging around a burning stick, and he tore down a light post with his bare hands and I stole a piece from the top of the post, all the while shooting the shit and being sober (New friend actually said that it was the first time he was sober in years and was one of the best times he had in a long time, which made me feel a type of way.)
33: what's your fave pastry?Anything that @dragonbornoflegend makes and blesses me with being allowed to eat it.
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?When I was in sixth grade my school had a girls only lock in. It was like a girl positivity boot camp. Some of it was helpful and good for young girls to hear, but they also did that thing where they said “Your sexuality is like a piece of tape” so you know. But they had a bunch of stuffed animals they gave away to all the girls there. And I was the first person to pick and there was a stuffed husky there, and when I picked it the entire place sighed. His name was Brownie (Like the Cleveland browns football mascot who is a dog) at first, then I changed it to phoenix. He has bright blue eyes, black fur on top, white fur on bottom. He had lost some of his stuffing when I got him so I re stuffed him and sewed him back up. I still have him.
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?Lol I am too sloppy for that mess but I’m proud of you if you do this.
36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
Kidz bop
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
Cleaner than messier, but I wouldn’t call it clean.
38: tell us about your pet peeves!Being called a dog, being called stupid, etc.
39: what color do you wear the most?Olive green, blue, red, and black.
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?@dragonbornoflegend bought @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername and I a friendship necklace a few christmases ago. It means a lot to me.
41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?Catch 22
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!Really I get coffee anywhere. I like the aesthetic of them but I don’t really go because I’m broke.
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?That Alabama trip.
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?After we celebrated @fuckthepersonthattookmyusername‘s birthday with an extensive scavenger hunt, and being out till like 4 am the night before to get up at 9, we crashed at @dragonbornoflegend‘s house after eating some bomb ass cake. We talked for a bit, but eventually just fell asleep on The twin bed/chair together for like 4 hours. That was nice.
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?Yes and no. It depends on how much self doubt I have at the time.
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.I would think of one because I am the PUNisher of my friend group but @dragonbornoflegend really nailed it earlier with “I have one that’s pretty saint-like lately. Bc they’re holey.”, because my back has open wounds in them. I have literal holes in my body.
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?Pineapples so they can never ruin a pizza again.
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?My mom and Y E P. Also I am afraid of AI and the deep sea which was not when I was a kid.
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?I used to but not much now. I bought one from a band called Ice Nine KIlls.
50: what's an odd thing you collect?That cermaic rooster actually started a ceramic nick-nack collection.
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?@dragonbornoflegend‘s mom- Fuck you.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?Yes.
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?I’ve seen Heathers the musical and that was Lit.
54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?My dad.
55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?I am Petty™ so pretty much everything I do lol.
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?Good humor, intelligence, and kindness.
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?I love Bohemian Rhapsody but that song is 6 minutes and a vine long and I Will Not.
58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? I’d say @dragonbornoflegend because they love cats and share cooking videos on facebook and have secret family discourse, where I am the vodka Aunt because I am a walking meme.
59: what's your favorite myth?My Happiness (Also I love mythology)
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Edgar Allen Poe because my emo heart bleeds for it.
61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?I like to think I am good at gift giving, but I once got a small kids shirt when I was 16 (I have always been overweight) that had a Heart on it and smelled like Ice Tea.
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?If I did it would be grape juice, I love grape juice. Not enough to but it though.
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?Nope. My room is a trashcan of media.
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?White, with some blue poking through.
65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
My work friends. My back holes have me out of work.
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?Lot’s of dark flowers with red and purple.
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?I like it.
68: what's winter like where you live?Usually mild but global warming dun goofed.
69: what are your favorite board games?Anything made by WOC
70: have you ever used a ouija board?Nope and you can’t keep them the fuck away from me. foh.
71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
Honestea. It’s easier to swallow than realitea.
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?Nope.
73: what are some of your worst habits?Being alive.
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.My two closest friends are both guys so. Sir Farts a Lot, and Sir Silicone Valley.
75: tell us about your pets!She died almost a month ago
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?For once no.
77: pink or yellow lemonade?Neither please.
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?If I could develop one superpower, it would be the ability to snap my neck on command so that way when I next saw a minion I could kill myself instantly as to never see one again.
79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?Cared about me after I treated them with abuse and harm.
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?Yellow and white. My landlord picked them because they pop???
81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.The color of the blackest coffee when neutral, but like when coffee is poured, golden when light passes through it.
82: are/were you good in school?I got good grades and didn’t get into trouble, but that was just because I didn’t get caught.
83: what's some of your favorite album art?I like the Grateful Dead album, if nothing for all the shitty shirts walmart sells of it.
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?YES. I want to get a french bread in American Traditional that says “I don’t deny myself bread” A grey jedi symbol where the positive space is galaxy colors and stars, a simple map of I-71, and eventually a sleeve.
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?I read the punisher when I grew up.
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?It’s been a long time since I’ve listened to concept albums but I like them. THere’s this one where all the songs flow into the other and it’s basically like this dudes journey through the desert, I don’t remember the name tho.
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?Life is too short man do what you want. But watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I don’t know what it’s called but graffiti is neat.
89: are you close to your parents?I haven’t talked to my mom in 3 years and tbh Idk if she’s alive at this point. I used to be close to my dad but it’s kinda wishy washy.
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.Cleveland gets a bad rap, but it is filled with culture. Polish bakers, german restaurants, rock n roll hall of fame. It’s not that bad.
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? I’m going to cape cod for a wedding.
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?CHEESE TO PLEASE.
93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?Sidecut.
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?My little cousin.
95: what are your plans for this weekend?I don’t have any, I’m pretty spontaneous.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?Never.
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?ENTP (Usally), Leo, gryffindor when I take the full test, but my pottermore account says hufflepuff
98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?I don’t remember but yeah.
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.Living louder.- The Cab.
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
If I gotta hit one I’m going with the future one because my past is sad and my now is only kinda better so hopefully I’ll be out of college with a job that isn’t lifting 70 pounds repeatedly in the dead of night.
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Hello! Hello there! paused Castlevania for christian lion sex Castlevania would understand. but they just found the giant demon that I very much wish to smooch!!! Is the sound functioning? tis! Excellent! Oh, there we go Sound seems okay Well, in that case, I won't delay! Onto the lions we go. It was being... "funny" he wants a cursed kids show he should go watch donkey ollie agin Deleting my messages and so on OH NO NOAHS ARK Ahh, I see you're ahead of the game! I'm deeply suspicious already. did Saberspark ever upload his edited version that includes *all* the jokes You'll love it, night human. It's got lovingly rendered animal excrement. No, but this is the uncut version. oh good Jesus it does not help that they have regular human hands youre gonna see chicken strips, night When you say "chicken strips"... do you mean that a chicken strips? you'll see mr.... noseybonk.... jesus fucking christ And fire. Uh.... yeaah that's about normal for discord servers As you can see, we're off to a great start. prostitutes thinkin he's Zeus
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Pffff Okay, so, chickens don't have... mammaries. So is this some kind of weird roleplaying thing? Are the chickens furries?? He's summoned as many animals as he knows how to spell. Sorry, Xoloitzcuintli. this movine needs to slow the fuck down oh my god official favorite character I like how he spent valuable time illustrating each one. "I am SO going to this sex resort" She looks awfully happy for someone who just learned everyone she knows is going to die in a flood And the parents look awfully happy for people who just learned THEY'RE going to die in a flood they're going to spend the end times fragging I would. ...And did, come to think of it. Ayyyy. Her? Ahhh, a liar. I like him! I love her They're one another's beards for the sake of surviving the flood. And that's wonderful. True. Who made that chair. some of these animals are super uggo Wait, did both of those kangaroos have pouches? Hang on, were those--yeah, that They do! lesbians I support them The orangutans weren't the only ones to beat the system. Maybe they're pregnant That'd explain how come there's still kangaroos Ironically, if they got pregnant by different parents, they'd be the most genetically diverse species in the world. *partners Yes, exactly! "what was that last one 8)" ...Want to know a fun fact about kangaroos :) that they have multiple vaginas? ...Yes. that still fucks me up Their genitals are positioned in reverse? Oh, that. All this out of a patch of trees? They are PROUD of that model Y'know, you'd think that a LOT of other people would have survived. There was more than one boat in the world at the time this is set Okay so what ARE the carnivores going to eat idk why they call her fat. she's got an ass that just don't quit and I think that lion;s a fool for choosing some other lioness But the other one has tiddies. Lion tiddies. And a clever mouth, apparently. Where's the pig's partner? he is a bi disaster The male lion, I mean he is He'd be dead after that. But what ARE the predators going to eat There was a single, doddering old lion in the group. Maybe they're going to divide him up? Write up her report. "Write up my report" = "Legitimately weighing my choices between mating with you or a watery death." Harsh but fair. Ahhh, Perfect Storm-ing it. Well well well. "See, I'd rather room with that tiger" Hello! Hello! Hello, sorry I'm late--is this that weirdo Noah's Ark furry disaster?! It is! It IS Damn "hey do you guys hear music" ....Carrion. *Dear Unicron, are they feeding on the drowned corpses of the dead?* .... oh hey it's the vampires' plan from castlevania Oh hey, that's a possibility They bob right by and they just scoop them up. It makes as much sense as anything else Although, after forty days... reptile room Heheheheh those snakes just wanted to mlem!!!! hahahah "woah that is NOT the letter I got" okay well that explains how the carnivores arre geting fed FEESH Oh right I guess the carnivores are eating fish Fish aren't people! Considering they haven't broken out into an orgy, I'd say they're showing surprising restraint. a least he feels bad about it She has lipstick THATS THE SECOND TIME They... both have pouches. The good ship Bad Decisions in action The kangaroos got away with it. thats way more than two chickens though I guess to be fair eggs are necessary "THEN we can eat them" FISH AND EGGS YOU DUMB LASS this dude has the right idea What...w as that what is ANY of this Who even knows? Where's your *one* female? I like that he's buds with the pig trying to think of what a panlion would look like given ligers and tigons exist she's giving u the key to her vag I wonder where the male panther is https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Leopon01.jpg Found some. oh cute! Huh. In this scene: shadows are rendered. I'm sorry is her name "panty" Panthy, I think, but that's still BAD How charming and necessary. Wow, what a necessary scene those jerks should be thankful the raccoons helped them out All that craftsmanship and you couldn't rig the piles and piles of excrement to dump neatly into the water? nah that'd be too easy Ease of cleanup and sticking it to your god at the same time. Bah I bet he's not even dead that's three Oh no, they kicked the ladder down. How will he ever get out now he pinched a tiger's rear Does it even matter who steers, I mean none of them know where they're going "quick, smear this blood on your tits" lock him in the slammer oh so that's why it matters whether they can steer Where's he going to pause or rest? ... this is the worst haka I've ever seen doc I'm begging you to look up real hakas after this film to cleanse my eyes Will do. hahahah That was dark. "surrender, we can have a threesome" how convenient Already so many rabbits Monarchy or cannibalism. The only two choices. "You're here even though you got to this point in your life without knowing fire does that!" "did that lion just look at me?" holy shit lmao It gets caught in a southwesterly breeze and the ship goes up in flames. hukkhhkhkjhjk well the polar bears will be fine! Right? well I guess it woulkdnt be a south american made film without a huge party at the end Uh They're. Making her cage dance? I don't think they're making her do a thing LOL ALSO I'M SORRY WERE THE DONKEY AND DEER DOING IT IN THE CONGA LINE They've told her multiple times she's free to leave that cage. that was Well, then! look at that dummy thick jaguar That sure did happen That WAS. Let us be thankful it is over That certainly was a thing that happened. now for a much needed reprieve Peel off the tracksuits. I've seen some vids of the womens soccer team from NZ doing hakas and it's absolutely great Much better than the orangutan doing it. for sure Oh, good, she's sixteen Yikes Ewwwwwww I will be honest I thought this was going to be an LP a Planet Coaster thing It's exactly that, but you know...real. God "due to tax state regulation" ...oh, I bet that was LAX state regulation He's clearly someone who has any business demanding "the prettiest girl." [wasted] The advice in question" "Don't" Right? "We are smarter than everyone and that's why we're building the MURDERCOASTER" That one got to live. that kid's smart Apathetic Child is the smartest one in the video. Well that's not good jesus christ is that blood It is. They certainly did show those idiot mathematicians, physicists, and engineers. JESUS CHRIST Jesus Questions about the inspection process. Something special. "We all have something special to hold onto." Like a severed head. christ I'm gonna bump out for now. take caare all! Goodnight! Good night! Wait, did we watch the roller coaster one? I know I've seen THIS one... hmmmm Oh! With the giant hole! The giant body trench? Yes! Glorious! In that case, I'm all out of light notes to end on. Suggestions? SNL What's That Name? We could just browse this channel a little bit and look for one we haven't seen! All the ones I've seen have been... fun. This, then we'll browse the channel. I'm for it. God Hahhahaha Ohhh boy Finish that thought God They all look good tbh. True, true. Fire. I like it. Now I'm slightly nostalgic for Interface on Wheels. Do tell! Ohhhh I've forgotten everything about the game save that my city was called that. Just imagine driving through this place I will not. Well then. Drive into the Void. Hey, it makes sense, you can bet on the games. I'm curious to see how the fire's going to happen. I mean, they seem to be happening on their own just fine Lovely. Oh no! The orphanage! It's Little Lamplight! Hey, I'm up for another if you are. same! Excellent! THIS is the one. Ha! Dear lord. It lives there now. This is like bizarro Ratatouille It's majestic. How else will the customers get their daily dose of broken glass? So ungrateful \o/ Yes. Yessss. One more? Sure! Yes. And why wouldn't it be. I like how carefully they rendered the butt. Priorities. VERISIMILITUDE I've known medbay Eradicons that would if they could. Amazing. Oh Boy As a doctor, I can verify every single thing about this. I love it. I love their walk animations. It's like they're on roller skates. It does! or those wheelieshoes Heelies! yes! those. 24/7 Are those bloodstains Oh yes. Uh oh! I like the blow dryer next to her bed. Amazing. The only note worth ending on, something terrible happening to Grace. You might even call it... a Grace note. ;) Terrible. Shame on you. I love it. It's what I'm here for! It is, in fact, your saving grace HAH! :D Although, frankly, I don't think ANYONE'S saving Grace. She had her chance to run. She sure did. Well--thanks for the stream! It's been a great time, as usual. :) Thank YOU for gracing me with your presence! Ha! Good night! good night! Good night!
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