#He’s so pathetic

[st2r-b0y]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT GUYS

I saw the end notes of a Lansoni fic these days (don't remember which one) that was basically:

Lancelot: *holds the king's hands*

Lancelot: Am I a whore?

And now I'm just thinking of various things that Sonic would consider appropriate and that Lancelot would have damn heart attack over

Like, holding hands is already a super intimate thing for this poor proper knight, and then one day Sonic holds his hands while walking down the castle! There are other knights and servants around! It is the peak of inappropriate! Lancelot is dark red in embarrassment.

And then one day Sonic gives him a short kiss, just a small and quick touch of the lips, and Lancelot dies on the spot. He starts stuttering broken frases of "M-My Liege-" and "Th-that's not-" and other attempts at reminding the King of decorum and class that he can't quite finish.

If one day Sonic tries to make out with him, he mught have to find a new knight, cause Lancelot will spontaneously combust and ascend to the afterlife.

[maggotmargarita]

HELOOOOOOO

Luv ur art and would love to be supamutuals

But

I invaded to ask

Could you draw that scene with skarra from rookie season when he thinks he kills everyone by jumping out of the train pretty please and thanks if u do? :333333

ignore how chopped he is 💔💔

I CANT HES SO 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭

[boywithskull]

Francis Abernathy is such a fantastic character to me, because he’s not outwardly violent like Charles, nor increasingly cold and self-serving like Henry, yet he is just as shallow. I often see the sentiment that his ending is so tragic and how he was forced into that unhappy, het marriage. As he expresses in his suicide letter, Francis ultimately succumbs to his own lack of moral strength and failure to act (“Forgive me for the things I did but mostly the ones I did not.”) Obviously I will acknowledge that the marriage situation was unfair — no one deserves to be ousted from their family for their sexuality. However, it really was not his only choice. Just as Richard comes to realise (and is quite disgusted by), Francis would rather remain trapped than have to get a job, provide for himself, and make his own life. It reminds me a lot of Julian’s ending, and how Richard says he could at least respect it if Julian had turned them in, since it would show some strength of character, but his running away only exposed how weak-willed he was all along. Perhaps Francis has a better moral compass than Henry, but his failure to use it renders him just as at fault for everything that happened. As always, Francis values his comfort over his happiness. That’s his fatal flaw.

[trishilo]

Loser core

[mudtrash]

Sorry for the lack of… anything 😂 holidays fucked me up and even before/after them I’ve been lacking motivation overall

BUT the Narilamb/Narinder angst brain worms are still alive and well fed, and I do still intend to do more with the Afraid Nari comic, as well as maaaaybe some fanfics I’ve written/am writing that I’m shy about 👉👈

In the meantime, take these doodles of the babies!! I’ve gotten a lot more comfy drawing them both and wanna def experiment more

Hopefully this makes up for my absence at least somewhat! Thanks for sticking around regardless 🫶

[flicklikesstuff]

Sylvie you absolute mess

[pineapplepizza-the-nerd]

chat should i post photos of my fugly ass bunny?

his name is cinnabun :3 (yes i know. it’s basic af)

[smolldust]

it’s just on sight and that’s fucking hilarious

my mans didn’t even get a chance to speak lmao

[nobodysdaydreams]

I enjoy looking through these Wicked AU’s where the Wizard stays and raises Elphaba and becomes a (still evil and very morally questionable) but loving father to her and her friends. However, I have a controversial opinion that this works best when the Wizard is written as someone who becomes a dad in his early 20’s/college age.

Like no offense to Jeff Golblum’s casting, he does a fantastic job, but he’s also in his 70s, which would make him in his 40s when he had Elphaba, and I just do not see that for the Wizard. Crying about how “yes, he was hooking up with random women and drinking strange beverages and yeah, he always wanted to be a dad, but no, he never ever considered that one thing might lead to the other because he was too busy enjoying his youth! His 42-year-old youth, far too young to consider fatherhood even on the table even though it was all he ever wanted and he had a whole song about it.”? I just personally feel like the Wizard’s actions make so much more sense for someone who’s in their early 20’s, just arrived in a magic land, is a generally selfish and irresponsible person, and isn’t considering the future or long term impact of their actions. Plus this man is from the late 1800s/early 1900s so whatever level of child development knowledge you picture this version of the Wizard having, lower it even further if you can.

With this in mind, I would appreciate a Wicked AU where if the Wizard is gonna stick around to try to be a dad, his young age and carefree, irresponsible, and somewhat selfish attitude is reflected in his parenting choices. He’s not a teen dad, but he’s certainly not much older. Melena Thropp hands him the baby and is he’s like “why is she green?” And she’s like “I don’t know, but my husband can’t know about this, so that’s your problem now.” And the Wizard’s like “well, I suppose this is what happens when you repeatedly hook up with an older married woman in a magical land and drink weird potions with her. Wasn’t how I envisioned becoming a dad, but at least it’s not the weirdest Friday I’ve ever had.”

Then he takes Elphaba traveling with him and tries using the “loving single dad” image to impress women like he’s in a Hallmark movie, while also trying to casually ask people for advice on kids because he doesn’t have a clue. When do you send them to school? Do they have schools in Oz? Should he try to homeschool her? Elphaba starts reading on her own and instead of concluding she has great mysterious power the Wizard is like “wow, my little girl’s so smart, I guess some kids can just do that aren’t I lucky I don’t have to teach her?” and never questions it. No clue how child development works. No clue what is age appropriate. He’s taking five year old Elphaba along with him when he performs magic tricks in bars at midnight. He’s taking her to evil business meetings as he’s plotting to take over Oz when she’s too young to know what’s happening. His advisors witness Elphaba’s skill, tell him she’s the key to securing their power for all time, and he’s like “right? My daughter is so special, she’s my lucky charm! 🥰” not even realizing she’s obviously the witch that was prophesied because he thought all of Elphaba’s skills were just cute little quirks. The Wizard’s advisors suggest blaming the Animals, and the Wizard’s like “no, we can’t do that. My daughter loves them. We will blame someone else and spread malicious lies about them instead.” Like he’s still evil, he’s still scum, but he’s also like “I’m a dad now. I can’t arrest and torture my child’s friends. I’ve gotten a “father of the year” award in my Father’s Day card for the past nine years, I cannot jeopardize that when I’m so close to a decade winning streak.”

Eventually, Elphaba uncovers every evil thing her father is doing at like 14 and defeats him and his advisors with her super powerful magic because the Wizard’s advisors have been training her this whole time, hoping she’ll become their weapon while the Wizard has been encouraging her as a loving dad telling her she can “be anything she wants to be” and making sure all of Oz adores her. So when Elphaba defeats his armies, takes over Oz, and exposes all his crimes, he’s not even that mad. A little teenage rebellion, that’s all this is, plus her skill is so impressive, the Wizard can’t help but be a little proud, and she’s running things better than he ever could, so why not just let her do her thing and go back to building model replicas of Oz in the garage? His advisors are begging him to stop her and he’s like “why? She’s doing such a good job!” “She defeated us for all time! A pathetic child!” “Super powerful child is more like it. How could I not be proud?” “But you’re her father! Do something! Stop her! We must bring her down!” “Nonsense, teen rebellion is normal. All teenagers say stuff like “I want more independence” and “Dad, I love you, but what you and your friends are doing is morally bankrupt and as much as it hurts me, I have to stand up for what’s right even if it means standing against you”. It’s fine! It’s just a phase. Chill out and let the kid and her friends run things. Enjoy the retirement. I know I am.” “Sir, you’re only 38.” “Exactly. The perfect retirement age. I’m an old man.” “But Elphaba single handily defeated our armies! Her power is out of control and cannot be contained!” “Again, all I’m hearing is how impressive she is. And to think, it’s all thanks to me. Raising her as a single father and she becomes the most powerful witch in all of Oz, can you believe it? Gosh, I’m wonderful.”

[eindis]

Spot the difference (hard)

[goeldicotton]

I wonder…

[zombiefart555]

Lemme hit you wit a WIP on Valentine’s Day 👽

The brain rot consumes me. Characters are from: @pluck-heartstrings new story. We love a princess and her puppy ❤️❤️

[cannedbabs]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Make someone’s heart race today!

[sepherinaspoppies]

delusional meow meow

[askcrkau]

shadow milk put a version of himself in the little mind dimension pv is stuck in by the way. He really crafted a whole fake “perfect reality” for pv and also was like “we gotta put the self insert in”

[alizha]

𝑺𝟎𝟒𝑬𝟏𝟓 𝑺𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 | 𝑺𝟎𝟒𝑬𝟐𝟎 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 | 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝟐