#He’s a taxidermist

[bonefydskeleton]

Making my redneck dress up as the L4D red neck for Halloween <3

[hmtaxidermy]

Part one, done!

[bugeyedfreaks]

I found this comic screenshot online from a Scooby Doo and The Powerpuff Girls crossover, and I’m just… how did this grown ass man fit into that small Mojo suit?

Also that suit is terrifying???

[takami-takami]

Me, whenever I talk to people: hi i hope you know how much love i have in my heart for you. Hi i hope you do not get freaked out by how much love i have in my heart for you. (Tail wagging metaphorically)

[dracocheesecake]

...Ok, I've only seen a few clips of the show, and someone please tell me they didn't do what I think they did. I will be so sad.

Please please please tell me they didn't remove Redimus. Please tell me they didn't get rid of my baby boy Redimus please someone I don't care about spoilers but please. Please.

[shrodingersbox]

finished up this big ol' boy this weekend at long last. i picked him up right before i started having hip issues, and then when i actually started working on him i realised he was going to require a lot more work than just a quick bath and a plaque. it took many hours of scraping mummified membrane with razor blades and soaking and scraping and soaking to get him sparklingly clean and ready to be hung up, but i was determined to do right by him.

my spouse made the plaque and hanging apparatus for me and has been a big help in finishing this project while i'm still recovering.

i just wish i had a better place to hang this guy up for his full photo…but oh well, you get the point!

[postmortiem]

     ❝ Is  it  just  me  or  did  Assan  get  a  little  .  .  .  round   ?  ❞    

[lucraven]

In reference to my other post... Here's the boy

@pinterestmom5 has been working on a webtoon linked here and he's one of the main characters! Go check it out >:3

[gatoburr0]

Would you think he’s okay when you look at him just chilling there with his emotionless face

[silenthillmutual]

just remembered "your blorbo writes angst fanfiction about YOU" and started laughing again. this feels like an in-the-tags game. who is your blorbo and what are they writing about you?

[hmtaxidermy]

Another really cool buck I had the privilege of working on.

Not only are his antlers asymmetrical, but his muzzle veers slightly to (his) left. This is called wry mouth/nose. This was most likely a birth defect, and probably didn’t affect the buck in life, as it’s so subtle I didn’t even notice anything was off until I was taking photos!

[eddiexmunsn]

i literally just want my cat back that's all i want i'll never ask for anything ever again just bring him back to me

[dracocheesecake]

I need a version of the Gaston song but for Besteel, as sung by the Taxidermist instead of Lefou.

[phobiaexists]

Oh my god I just remembered I had a fucking dream that playable Subject Two happened new limited event featuring him and everything what the actual fucketh

[treecakes]

also was talking with my classmate today and he has an appalachian dulcimer and it made me remember that my great-grandfather played it and i wish that my family had saved it because i Also want one of those but i don’t want to spend the money on one

[postmortiem]

𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 . NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

@bloodtwin : [ patience ]  your muse sender telling mine receiver to be patient .

        They  are  aaaall  taking  soooo  long.    They  sat  there  for  hours   (  it  actually  has  been  two  minutes  )  .  How  difficult  was  it  to  take  some  samples  of  a  darkspawn  corpse   ?  ?  ?   When  would  she  be  able  to  get  her  own  samples   ?   It's  not  every  day  they  aren't  in  a  rush   &   could  easily  take  a  moment  to  let  the  taxidermist  dissect  an  ogre.  A  MASSIVE  OGRE,  HELLO   ?

    ❝  I  give  them  two  more  minutes. ❞    Kiki  decided  finally,  standing  up  from  her  spot  next  to  Puck.    ❝  I  need  these  bones  before  they  dry  out  completely.  Don't  hold  me  back.  I  still  have  enough  adrenaline  from  the  fight  to  cause  a  riot  should  they  start  arguing  with  me. ❞