#He is... Unauthorized

[dontcallpanic]

Writing Game

Post the last line that you wrote and tag someone for every word in the line.

I know I already went but but but... not only have I actually been doing some writing today (!!!!) but also when @hedwig221b tags you... well I am compelled by some unearthly (autocorrect suggested unhealthy) force to answer! Thank you SO much!!!

So heres some more Stiles - still monologuing away at the end of the world in the post apocalypse au

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"Wait… do you have hands here? Please tell me we still have hands here? The jazz I can live without but the hands... I'm pretty attached to the hands."

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Some more really very gentle no pressure whatsoever tags to @lil0ak @novasillies @hellameyers and @greyhavenisback (I am clearly not thinking! And it's working!)

[valtsv]

funniest thing about the loki show being actually kind of good is it vindicates every loki girlie that has ever lived. our insufferable posting about how that greasy freak is actually a complex and tragically misunderstood character with potential and significance DID age well. we fought long and hard in the trenches and sustained heavy casualties but we won. 90% of enjoyers of The Character stop being smug cunts before they're proven right all along but NOT US!!!

[doobledabbadoo]

noah doodles bc hes fun to draw 💔💔💔 hope he gets hit by a meteorite /pos

[charrators]

i feel like it means something that the camera focuses on the license plate that says “jax.001”. like i Don’t think it means that he was the first, but apparently, when you duplicate an object in blender, the copy is called (object).001 so like. What The Fuck

[8o8o8o8o8]

Much like how our brains can calculate trajectory (aka aim) even when we don't know the formula, I think Gabriel and all angels just intuitively understand advanced math, because what is god's design if not the laws of physics, and what is physics if not applied math.

And you know what is also math? Programming. He would not be entirely wrong to deify V1 as they might as well have divinity running in their circuits. In this essay I will

[ratsarecute4]

I saw Scream'd tonight! This was one of my favourite scenes

Sorry about the drunk guy talking in the background. He kept shouting things out and talking over the actors and he hit my mom on the head hard enough that she developed a headache which she still has. Fuck that guy a thousand times over

Transcript below ↓

(incoherent ramblings of the drunk guy sitting behind us speaking over the actors)

Stu: Casey Becker got off lucky.

Tatum: Why would you say that?

Stu: Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse... I mean, who wants to get old? By the time you're twenty-five, you're practically a senior citizen.

(audience laughter. Drunk Guy is still talking.)

Billy: ... Anyhow, I didn't appreciate being grilled by the Gestapo.

Sidney: They're grilling everyone, Billy.

Stu: Yeah, but why did Himbry need to know my waist size?

Tatum: Oh, he didn't ask for my waist size. He just slipped his hands around me and–

Sidney (interrupting): I just don't know who would've killed them.

Randy: Or why.

Billy: And didn't Casey just get cast as the lead in the spring musical?

Tatum: (sadly) Hello Dolly.

Billy: Right... Weren't you called back for the lead, Tatum?

Tatum: Three times! (dramatically) I would've killed for the part!

Randy: Dun dun duuuun!

(audience laughter)

Sidney: Hey, Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?

Stu: Yeah, for like two seconds.

Randy: Yeah, until she pulled a Lorena Bobbit and cut him off.

Tatum: I thought you dumped her for me?

Stu: I did! (to Randy) I'll cut you off!

Randy: Dun dun duuuun!

Tatum: And besides, Stu was with me last night.

Stu: Yeah I was.

Drunk Guy: Yeah I was.

Tatum: All night... We're experimenting with pegging, so it–

Billy (interrupting): Woah!

(audience laughter)

(Drunk Guy and his girlfriend have unintelligible conversation)

Billy: You are?

Stu: (quietly) Yeah...

(audience laughter. Drunk Guy still talks)

Randy: Dun dun dun dun duuuun!

Stu: Yeah, and where were you?

Randy: Working, thank you.

Stu: Really? Thought Video Fantasy fired you.

Randy: Twice. (In an odd voice) So did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I heard they found her liver in the mailbox.

Tatum: (chokes) I'm trying to eat here!

Stu: Yeah, she's getting pretty pissed, Randy.

Drunk Guy (interrupting): Liver alone.

Stu: Better liver alone!

(friends groan at bad joke)

Billy: Hey, lay off him, Stu. You know murder gives him a heart-on.

Stu: Aw, I'm sorry, could you ex-spleen what you mean?

Randy: (sarcastic) Brilliant one–

(video cuts off)

[lasouris-r]

[ssruis]

the thing about emu is that her life is super fucking wild and absurd shit is always just happening to her but because she’s so used to it and so full of whimsy she never acknowledges it. And so fans never acknowledge it either. Emu canonically has priceless paintings just hanging around in her house (in universe equivalent of fucking monet’s water lilies and van gough’s sunflowers iirc) and her family is Super Mega Owns A Theme Park And Airline rich and she has the ability to climb everywhere. She has personal body guards that have to wear goofy mascot costumes but are always prepared to die for her despite her not being in danger. Truly taking after her grandpa. Strange fucking creature. I love her.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

[beatricebidelaire]

it’s one thing for lemony to not look up esme’s last name, deciding it unnecessary or whatever, showing that he doesn’t care enough to research it

but then eleanora also does the same thing. she enjoyed the performance but she also didn’t try to look up her last name.

it’s. fascinating. esme only going by “esme” and nobody knew her last name before marriage theory intensifying ……

[randomsufff]

WOAH PORTAL 2 POST???? In 2024? More likely then you think-

Anyways this is just a result of me getting back into Portal, and subsequently reading all the Portal fanfics, and never being able to see the cores as anything other then how the Geekenders musical portrays them…

So sorry blond Aaron/Craig/Fact writers or short Rick truthers but I ignore your reality and substitute my own-

If anyone recognizes what fic these designs are from- I love you (tbh this really started from me seeing if I could draw the cores differently despite them all having identical bodies).

If not- please for the love of god read this - it’s so, so well written and has a great plot, and if Fact Core is your favorite then you are in for a TREAT

Anyways- if the above designs didn’t tip you off on what fic this is then I drew some moments from said fics except with what I was visualizing. If you’ve never read it- have a sneak peak on wtf happens in it.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

GABE: There was a time when we weren't so interchangeable. After He casted one of my brother to Hell, it's... Names mean... We're instruments of the Lord, and you sort tools by type, not by name.

GABE: I get to keep mine because after all, He gave me this name, and so did many other angels of my time. As you can tell, our numbers have greatly diminished.

MINOS: There are others such as thee? Let us meet, then.

GABE: ...Our numbers have greatly diminished.

MINOS: ...no.

[8o8o8o8o8]

Gabriel did not die.

Days passed. He could feel his strength leaving him, his mind deteriorating, the end coming with each breath that left his lungs. His thoughts run in unsteady circles and the ache in his bone worsened.

He finally collapsed one day and could not find it in him to get up. 'This is it,' he thought, gazing up at the clear night sky. Wondered if anyone up there was watching.

And there was nothing.

Gabriel woke up, days later, and realized he never knew what sleeping felt like.

[whoisspence]

that's not an earthquake, that's me, gube

[damian-lil-babybat]

HC: Top 5 cases the Batboys take from Batman's Case Files

Being a member of the Bat Family, problems finds you, often times with catastrophic consequences. And more often than not, it is delegated by Batman. But still, any member is free to take on any cases from the Batcomputer's case files, sometimes for fun, often times coz it's their calling.

So here are the top five cases, the Batboys usually takes out from Batman's case files.

DAMIAN AL GHUL WAYNE • Anything al Ghul related cases • Cases involving underground assassin and mercenary groups • Cases involving the demonic, the occult and mystic arts • Animal abuse cases • Cases involving minor children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

TIMOTHY DRAKE • White collar crimes (as Wayne CEO) • Cold cases of Batman • Anything time-warping and dimensional or multiversal related cases • Anything Batman related cases  (notably those when Batman goes off-grid, etc.) • Cases involving teen children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

JASON TODD • Gotham related cases (notably those involving women and children) • Cases involving syndicated crimes (committed by crimelords, mafia bosses, etc.) • Cases involving unauthorized vigilantes and superhero activities in Gotham • Cases involving rehabilitation of ex-criminals and goons of Gotham • Anything Batman related cases (notably those when Batman is the problem, and when other Wayne kids are involved)

RICHARD GRAYSON • Bludhaven related cases • Cases involving systemic crimes (committed by the powerful and the influential of Gotham) • Anything inter-States, international, intergalactical related cases (notably those involving aliens, i.e. alien invasions, diplomatic relations, etc.) • Anything Batfam-member related cases (notably when any member is the problem...mostly Batman) • Cases involving adult children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

DUKE THOMAS • Gotham related day-time crimes • Meta-humans related cases • Cases involving 'Wayne Family Members' (notably saving them from would-be kidnappers and terrorists) • Cases involving safety and evacuation of civillians (notably when JLA-related threat comes to Gotham) • Cases when Gotham faces another apocalyptic threat (notably those when the 'Wayne Family Members' are involved)

[pinkinsect]

do you think any of the blue lock guys who are on some medication had to have their parents and doctors sign forms for them to bring their prescriptions in the blue lock facility. or is everyone just raw dogging their conditions. or is it provided there, since ego seems to just. have access to everyone's medical records