#He does not

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is Bruce and Clark's Civilian friend

So! Danny met Bruce and Clark at a Charity Gala promoting his Clean Energy and Technology Company.

It was just something He, Tucker, and Sam had started up after High School to try and do some good in the world, but grew faster than they realized, until they were a rising star in the Green Energy and Technology Business. Really they should have expected it, with Sam's drive for environmental protection and Tucker's love of technology, it was a given that they would push the company farther than anticipated. Danny was mostly just the front-man (aside from helping out Tucker in the Lab sometimes).

The Gala was set up by Sam to raise money for environmental preservation efforts, and Danny was there as a formality since he was the Face of the Business and technically the CEO.

Danny had struck up a conversation with Bruce, having been introduced by Sam, and they were eventually approached by Clark for an interview. He wanted to get their thoughts on the recently proposed Meta Protection Acts, and after the interview Danny decided to give Clark his contact to see if he wanted to do a follow-up. Bruce did the same, and they agreed to talk in the future.

Danny hadn't expected that to be the start of a new friendship.

Bruce and Clark seemed to click instantly with him, and while it took longer they also seemed to warm up to eachother as well. It got to the point where they were talking outside of Galas or Interviews and just called to check up on eachother. It was nice, having friends outside of Tucker and Sam for once.

Oh and also they were totally Dating.

Yeah, it was kind of obvious in hindsight that his two friends had a thing for eachother. Bruce and Clark would always share these looks with eachother before leaving the room, or Clark would check his phone for a message from whenever Bruce texted someone. They seemed to be hanging out without him as well, since they sometimes slipped up and referenced events they experienced together that he wasn't there for.

Of course Clark was publicly dating Lois Lane from his workplace, but listening his coworkers gossip long enough told him what was really going on. Lois and Clark were fake-dating so that Lois could secretly date Superman without being targeted by his enemies as much, and Clark could date a secret partner that none of his coworkers could figure out.

So when he was talking to Clark one day and the man got a text message and suddenly had a bad stomach ache, Danny decided that he should probably let him know that he knew.

"Oh don't worry Clark, I know what's going on. No need to keep up appearance with me around." He said.

"O-oh? Uh, what are you talking about Danny?" Clark asked surprised.

Danny shrugged, "It was pretty obvious in hindsight. The sneaking off, the text messages that got you to leave in a hurry, the secret glances between you and Bruce. After a while it was hard to ignore."

Clark cringed a little, "I just have a nervous stomach, and I have to rush off for work pretty often. That's all Danny."

Danny leveled a glance at him, "So does Bruce also have an upset stomach that just so happens to match up to yours? And why is Bruce following you to your Job? What, is he trying to get a job at the Daily Planet that he owns?"

"O-oh, well- I mean- That doesn't necessarily mean that I'm-" Clark stuttered.

"Calm down man, I'm not going to say anything." Danny reassured him. "It's your business, and nobody has any right to know your personal business unless you tell them. I just figured it out on my own, but I'm not gonna go shouting from the rooftops that Clark Kent is-"

"That's enough Danny, no need to demonstrate, but...thank you." Clark cut him off, "So far only Lois and Jimmy have figured me out on their own, and it's nice to finally have somebody else to talk to about this."

Danny shrugged and patted him on the shoulder, "No problem Clark, if you ever need to talk to me about it I'm all ears."

[ninyard]

i know seth would’ve ate up kevin’s queen tattoo. he’d look him up and down and say “yeah. makes sense.”

[magnusmadness]

hey friendly reminder to the entire TMA fandom that jonathan sims, the archivist, is asexual. he does not have sex with anyone. this is canon and stated in the show. please don’t erase that aspect of his character. please don’t erase asexuality representation.

[asktheritochampion]

Baby Revali loves cuddles?

I will destroy all of you.

[cinamun]

So, like, I know Jayce has a sister, but does he have a brother?

QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS FAM!!! 😂😂😂

[rae-conteur]

Writing Wrathion as a panicked fumbling virgin 2k24 for the good of all Azeroth

[chilling-seavey]

and if i say professor george would cum way too early when he finally fucks rosaline.. i would probably be wrong but it’s fun to imagine

HAHAHA oh yall really want to make this man pathetic for her, huh?! I love it LOL

[yeeyeeclan]

*challenges Rattlestar to a standoff*

-🎩

[soars22]

The chat is (rightfully) roasting the hell out of Bad’s nonexistent cooking knowledge

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as Jack Aubrey in Master and Commander (2003)

Prompt: Jack Aubrey + Outfits (for @thekenobee)

[npdzane]

Vex deserves an owl formling mother and an ice fisher biological father and a bear formling adoptive father

[bedforddanes75]

i CANT stop thinking about this

[needlenxggin]

And what are your concerns.

gestures vaguely to himself tied up.

[jacenotjason]

Hello :)!

A different anon asked you permission to add an OC here who like was the one who tried to “no breathing un-alive” Howdy. At the end the anon said the OC put the same ropes that tied up Howdy at Howdy’s door step so I need to ask, what would’ve Howdy done? Like did he have a panic attack specifically or something because the anon said the OC did it to ruin Howdy farther so I’m curious on exactly how

(Context!)

+ the OC they’re referring to belongs to @shizandgiggles

Howdy would automatically know it was from a member of the mafia, he doesn’t carry ropes in the store and therefore none of the neighbors have one. He’d freak out a little, look around for who could’ve left it, then probably throw it as hard as he could-

He’d go back inside and try his best to calm down, but he probably would not be able to stop thinking about it. I don’t think he’s one to have a panic attack, losing full control of himself yknow? He’d probably just be on edge for a long time, a few days.

Maybe he has a few drinks with Eddie and relaxes.

E: god whats with you? You look you just got threatened by the mafia or some shit.

H: (ㆆ _ ㆆ)

[evansbby]

PLEASE he looks so chubby in that pic. Is it a filter?? Also him being kidnapped as a plot 💀💀💀 Andy???? Andy-esque character!!

WHY ARE YALL FATSHAMING CHRIS EVAN HELPPPP