#He deserves it it’s fineeeee

[sukunasbow]

two true loves.

pairings: alex albon x lily muni he x fem!model!reader.

warnings: none.

in which you finally reveal your relationship to the world despite the rumours and confusion.

yourusername uploaded a story

lilymhe looking fineeeee

yourusername rightttt?? 🫦🫦

user3 why are you hanging out with your besties man when she isn’t there??

user9 idk abt this…

user42 ur a lil bit too close with alex, your best friend’s BOYFRIEND!!

lilymhe uploaded a story

alex_albon can’t believe i didn’t receive an invite 😒

lilymhe shhhh you were literally working

alex_albon 😞😞

yourusername 😚 ly baby

user39 GIRL RUNNNNN she seems like a snake

user24 lily free yourself 😭 she wants your man

user9 still hanging out with her is crazy..she seems overly cozy with alex

alexandrasaintmleux beautiful 🤩

lilymhe she says thank you, you’re stunning 💞

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yourusername getting ready for the raceeeee 🏎️

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alex_albon wow wow wow

user7 EXCUSE ME??

user13 ewwww, you have a gf

user82 lily deserves better ☹️

lilymhe gorgeous as always

user0 you don’t have to lie 😒

user77 lily leave these people! you deserve better

user94 HOMEWRECKER

user35 🐍 🐍

user8 find your own man

lilymhe uploaded a story

yourusername 🥹 thanks ml

user78 defending her still, idk if anybody can save you atp 🤣

user9 yikes

user24 did she force you to post this lmfaooo 😭

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lilymhe our angel

yourusername i love you both sm ☹️🫶🏻

alex_albon we do too ❤️

user56 lily >>> you two

user8 lily deserves better

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yourusername love comes in all different forms. for some, one true love is already hard to find in this world, but i’m so lucky and grateful to have found two. i love these two beautiful human beings with all of my heart and although i don’t expect everyone to understand it, i hope you can learn to respect it or simply not comment.

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alex_albon i love you both so so so much.

yourusername ily more.

alex_albon truly impossible

lilymhe love you too xoxo

lilymhe beautiful caption. i love you forever and always.

yourusername 🥹💞

user22 yall owe these three, especially y/n, a huge apology

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user78 omg…

user17 wait what??!

user30 they’re a throuple??!

[ask-randal-magnus]

Wh-

…you really do think being an avatar is a bad thing, don’t you?

*he looks actually sad for a moment, before swallowing and looking away*

…fine. I’ll- I’ll see you around, maybe. Thanks for the food.

*he takes his stupid little happy meal and walks out. Both out of the room and out of the house. He’s gonna go wait on the curb for Peter to pick him up*

“You wouldn’t be bothering m-”

HI JUMPSCARE GUESS WHO JUST. KICKED DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR. I mean he has their McDonald’s at the very least.

“And I’m back! Missed me at all?”

Tim tosses the bags of food on the coffee table as he walks into the living room.

Meanwhile, Will gets up just about as fast as he can manage.

- @miniarchivist

*he jumps because. Startle reflex. He also probably yelps a little bit*

He- hey- hi! Hi Tim! Whats uh- whats up?

[pinkbubbles06]

Rosekiller Headcanons Pt. 2

Part 1

These may be out of order or be repeating from pt 1 but it’s only cuz I got excited…

Annnyyyyywayyyyy…. HERE WE GO!!

* Barty would be that type of person to have a thought process along the lines of “Evan deserves someone better than [insert name of whoever Evan is currently dating here]. If it were me dating him, I’d treat him much better.”

* And then he would proceed to not think on that any harder.

* Every time Barty gets an angry owl from his dad, he gets so overwhelmed by anger to the point being called by their name makes him want to scream. So all his friends start calling him "idiot" "pretty boy" "raccoon" "dumbass" respectivly until he calms down.

* lets not get it twisted, evan was 100% crazier than barty.

* Before they got together Barty would beg Pandora to make flower crowns so he could give them to Evan. If the flower crowns were from anyone else Evan would burn them on the spot. But anything from Barty he cherished forever.

* The second barty would come bounding up the hill towards him in spring, flower crown in hand, Evan would smile gently as Barty placed it on his head with such pride and joy.

* After they got together, Barty made Panda teach him how to make them so he could do it himself.

* Evan spends half his time saying "shut the fuck up" to Barty because weird stupid shit always falls out of his mouth

* (and he does shut up 'cause that man is whipped)

* Barty always forgoes pockets for the sake of fashion, and so Evan’s pockets are always full of random things of Barty’s that Barty can’t carry in his hands

* Barty is a mommas boy ���️

* Barty was shorter than Evan for the longest time but in 3rd year he had a growth spurt in the summer and was towering over Evan when they saw each other on the train.

* Barty would talk to his mother about anything and everything and he mostly spoke of Evan.

* Barty’s mom had a beautiful garden and Barty asked her if she could teach him to plant roses one summer.

* When Evan came over the next summer Barty was so proud to show him the roses he grew just for him.

* barty whose eyes are locked on Evan’s throat, he wants to leave his marks all over there, bite the soft and perfect looking skin, make it his home

* then he gets hit over the head by dorcas with a pan, and she tells him to be normal

* Barty always found it real hot when Evan gets pissed and bangs someone’s head into a wall until their blood is running down their face. He loved it when Evan was insane.

* (Evan is more crazy than Barty is. Period. You can’t convince me otherwise.)

* Regulus never understood why Evan and Barty were so deranged sometimes. He’s a good child.🥲

* evan's last thought before being hit by moody's bombarda was the way barty smiles between their kisses

* Barty would always absentmindedly play with Evan’s hair at all times

* Whenever they would go out in the winter, Evan would always tell Barty to bring a coat, even though he knows he will end up carrying it for Barty because coats make him feel trapped sometimes.

* He would just be like: "wear a jacket, it's cold out!”

* And Barty would be like: ”uggghhhhh fineeeee!!!”

* Barty always opened the door for Evan or pulled his seat out before he sat down

* Evan: did you eat today?🤨

Barty: yes….👀

Evan:

Barty:

Evan: eat something love.😘

Barty:

Barty: fine.😒

* Barty wants so bad to be Evan’s trophy wife lol

* After Barty proposed, he would daydream of the moment he first sees Evan at the altar. Like. He’s so in love guys.

* barty absolutely LOVES valentine’s day and uses it as an excuse to be as publicly sexual as possible, loudly flirtatious, and is wrapped around evan like a condom

* evan pretends to DESPISE valentine’s day, acting like he forgets about the occasion just to get on Barty’s nerves- dodging his attempts to flirt / touch, and makes a show to be as unromantic as possible. on the inside, he’s squealing and kicking his feet

* Even hated Barty at first they would argue sooooo much!!!

* But then Barty grew on him like he does with every one

* Evan loves making Barty cry during sex. Especially if he is overstimulated.

* Evan loooovvvveeeessss overstimulating Barty during sex. (Barty loves it too btw lol)

* Ives said it before and I will say it again because it need to be a thing. EVAN IS NOT NOT TIMID AND HESITANT!!!! HE IS A PHYCO!!!! HE IS WORSE THAN BARTY GUYS!!! LIKE COME ON!!!!! IK I SAID THAT THE FIST TIMEHE AND BARTY DANCED HE WAS INSECURE BUT THEY WERE REALLY YOUNG AROUND THAT TIME!!! LIKE 14!!! (At least in my head…) AFTER THAT INE TOME HE WAS SOOOOO CONFIDENT!!!

* (sorry for yelling lol)

* Any way….

* if you don’t think regulus had a little sign with the amount of times barty got pushed off the beds for being a little shit ur so wrong

* Barty‘s mother had a huge family estate in the countryside that Barty’s mother and he would go and live in during the summer. it’s also where her garden is. Barty would drag Evan along every time

* Barty’s dad lived in the city because of his job…

* Barty would mostly stay at his father’s, his mom wasn’t really mentally there sometimes. He would really only be able to stay with her a week at most before having to go back to his dad again till she got better again. Probably like 3 weeks at least….

* They announced their relationship on April Fools and were both laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they were actually dating or not.

* Evan is really shitty about being woken up. like if he falls asleep on the couch just leave him there, don’t wake him up to try and get him to go to bed because he will bite your head off. When Barty finds him on the couch in the common room he will settle down and cuddle up next to him and read a book. Or take a nap with him lol. Depends

[fandomwe1rd0]

I really wish the Rick and Morty didn't care so much about making us feel bad for Rick, don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Rick, he's my favorite character for sure, and I do feel bad him on multiple times, but they care too much about it to the point where they are willingly ignoring the trauma Rick has put on Morty to focus on Rick and make you feel bad for Rick, even though Morty is a victim as well and deserves to have his trauma be shown and deserves to heal but if they show Morty's trauma and show just how badly Rick has scarred him, it could (Or for many people, WOULD) make it harder for people to feel bad for Rick, because while he is a terrible person in the show, showing the conquences of his actions on Morty would really sear in just how horrible Rick is to some people, but showing male abuse victims in the media is so, so important, and it's frustrating me that they are throwing away this golden opportunity! Morty also deserves to heal just like Rick.

I feel like a really good example of this is Rick's attempt in Auto Erotic Assimulation, and Morty committing multiple times in The Vat of Acid episode, Rick's is given the care and attention it deserves, and it absolutely is one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the show. And Morty...it's just a little joke, afterwards he's fineeeee guyysssss. I just feel like it's so disrespectful to Morty, he deserves so much better.

That's why I love Fear No Mort so much, and it gives me hope that we will see more of Morty's trauma since we do in Fear No Mort, where his literal worst fear is that Rick doesn't care about him, and Morty's realization that his fear has come true is heartbreaking "I'm afraid that if I jumped into a hole, you wouldn't even bother jumping in after me! This entire thing has been about me! YOU AREN'T EVEN IN THE HOLE ARE YOU!? (...) DEAR GODDDDDD!" I cried while writing this out for your information, I'm a sensitive bitch :D Please show more of Morty's trauma Rick and Morty writers I am BEGGING!

[ghostingssdeadlinee]

PLATONIC ALPHABET - THE TENTH DOCTOR

AN: so sorry for being away for so long!! Hopefully this is not out of character <3

Adventures (what kind of crazy shit would you get into together?)

I mean, time and space? But especially likes places a like earth, I mean like places with cafes and parks where you can sit and chat but also tourist places, loves going on a tour just to sneak of and search the place for your own.

Bond (what kind of - platonic, obviously - relationship do you have with each other?)

Companion :3

Cuddling (do you ever cuddle? how physically affectionate are you?)

Definitely, I mean he definitely loves hugs.

All the time, sometimes for no reason.

Dance (do you ever dance together? how?)

He’s the kind of timelord too take you to a 80s club ^^

in a very 80s fashion outfit** “ready to go, doll?”

“Okey queen wannabe”

“You don’t like it?” He frowns.

“I love it, are we going to like a club??”

“Yep!-“

Enemies (were you ever enemies? Do you share the same enemies?)

You probably do, I mean, the cyber men probably tried to upgrade you, the darleks used you a leverage/just tried to kill you.

You know, the normal stuff.

Fight (how often do you fight? how do you resolve conflict?)

You probably fight about who/how he decides to safe people. Like you’d disagree if the monster of the week deserves to get killed off or relocate or if you should just let it be.

You’ll eventually get to agreement, ether that being from time sake or just something happening that makes you on the same side.

After everything’s done, even if it ends badly, he’ll give you a hug and apologize. Doesn’t matter if he was right in the end or not, he just wants too make sure you’re both on the same side.

Gain (how have you helped each other improve as people?)

I think you help him with his sadness after a adventure doesn’t go right, like if he’s really upset just giving him a hug and talking to him until he feels better would make him love you.

As for you, he helped you with whatever you need. He just wants you to be happy, so if he can help you with literally anything he’s happy too.

Help (how do they ask you for help? how do they help you when you need it?)

He ether just does it verbally or if it’s something deeper, he’ll look at you a lot until you ask.

Stares*

“… yeah? Doctor?”

“You know that time we went to that planet with the massive sunflowers?”

“Yeah?-“

“Oh-“ proceedes taking about random thing for 30 minutes.

“Point is, dolphins. Yeah, that’s my point.”

Injured/Ill (how would they act if you got hurt or sick?)

Pissed, at the thing that hurt you of course.

Like doesn’t care if you just stubbed your toe, he’s fixing whatever you stubbed it on so you can’t do that anymore.

Or if it’s like the bad guy for the adventure. Their getting trapped in a mirror asp.

And now if your just sick, he gets you the best medicine in time and space and then also the best soup, followed by cuddling.

“Doctor, you're going to get sick.”

“Oh, me? Nahh, I’ll be fineeeee”

He did get sick. And now it’s your turn to have to take care of him.

Jokes (what’s their sense of humor like? how do you joke about things together?)

Very silly and probably Sciencey humor.

Kisses (do you ever kiss? how? Kisses not on the lips count)

Forehead kisses <33

Love (how do they show you they care?)

Remember small of handed things you said, mentioned you liked a singer/band? You’re going to their concert.

Mentioned you thought something looked cool? He got you it.

Also if you say you want to go to a planet with like a no people? He’ll try and find the best place.

Meeting (how did you meet? how did you become friends?)

Probably helped him from some aliens.

Nesting (do you co-habitate at all? how?)

I mean you definitely have your own room, but he’d probably really like too sleep with you on the couch and have like a nap ^^

Oasis (is there a specific place that is “your place”? what is it?)

You probably have like an apartment from whatever place/time you’re from that you stay at whenever you don’t travel with him. And with that I really think he’d like your room. It’s just so you.

Protection (how protective are they over you?)

I mean he’ll let you wonder off and do stuff on your own, like if you want to go home for a little he’s definitely fine with that, he’s not over bearing.

But if you get hurt he’s immediately ready to fight for you.

If he has history with something/someone and they try to get near you he won’t even let them look at you.

Query (how inquisitive are they when it comes to getting to know you?)

He’s a very extroverted, but definitely won’t push you to answer something you don’t want to.

Record (what’s something you’ll never let them live down?)

Marrying “the virgin queen”

Support (how would they show their support for you? how far would that support go?)

You do art? Art room in the tardis. Will also go to see whatever artist you look up too (cough* Van Gogh cough*)

You like books? You have your own part of the library with all your favorite books. Will also take you to bookshops whenever you want new books

You like cosplay? Whole closet full of stuff and will go to cons with you (also will cosplay with you) ((I think the thought of the doctor in cosplay is amazing))

Trust (how much do they trust you? how do they show you that?)

Oh after you become his companion 100%

If you come up with a plan he’ll immediately start doing it, no questions asked, well until he’s already started.

Uplift (how do you bring each other up?)

Long speeches. Especially from him.

Vacation (do you ever travel together? what’s that like?)

… I meannnnn, that’s like all what you do.

Worry (do they worry about you? how often?)

Oh definitely. Immediately when he realizes you wondered of he starts looking for you, if he can’t find you he sends you a text message.

“Helloo where you wonder of now then?”

And if you don’t answer he’ll start to get really worried.

Only to find you have befriended the town folk and is now getting married to the queen.

Xerox (are there any traits or habits of theirs that you’ve picked up by accident?)

“Ah- welll-“

That hands in pocket thing he does.

Yahoo (what’s an inside joke you share?)

“You’re being such a darlek/cyber man/crying angel right now”

Zany (do they have a weird side onlyyou get to see? what’s it like?)

He’s Always weird but I guess more emotional side if that makes sense??

[kavalyera]

18, 20, 26, 29 for both the prince and rosemary :3333

18. Who would your OC play in Mario Kart?

Alejandra’s would be princess peach because she’s a silly girl at heart<3 and Rosemary is Wario because he’s a bastard that only plays other bastards

20. What role would your OC play in a heist story?

Rosemary is very much the brute, aka the guy that kicks doors down and hits security guards over the head to knock them out. And Alejandra is the mastermind sitting in her office, filing her nails, watching security footage making sure the burglars don’t fuck up

26. Your OC is stuck in a musical episode. What song(s) do they sing? (And how thrilled or annoyed are they about being stuck in a musical?)

Oh FUCK YES. I love imagining silly musicals for my OCs I can definitely imagine Alejandra singing a mandatory “prince crashout” song while going mad over the fact her authority is starting to get challenged. Anyways, Rosemary is singing about her violence and denying the fact he deserves peace ! (Also, if you want to know their voiceclaims Alejandra’s is Regine Velasquez and RM’s is Ishtar from Ode to LaLuna). Alejandra would hate being in a musicsl and so would Rosemary but they’re both filipino so they can hit those notes just fineeeee

29. Gun to their head, what is your OC’s fursona?

For Alejandra it’d be a big cat honestly. Like a leopard. Or a tiger :3 and for Rosemary it’s gonna be dog cause 🙏

[josephtrohman]

As the president of the joe trohman nation, do you have any favorite joe era?

in short, the answer is yes! BUT with some caveats/technically i have THREE answers to this question even. i mean there is an answer i give for what is my singular favourite but i am a deeply annoying person, so... AND im also gonna put pics from the eras for fun bc any excuse to look at my fav joe pics. sorry anon if you didnt expect this level of answer but i am the president after all (put under the cut cuz. yeah)

so. first things first. if i had to narrow it down to just ONE era of joe as my favourite, it would be infinity on high era for sure. especially pre-beard, but with beard is great too.

some of my fav pre-beard joe looks ^ (HIM IN THE THNKS FR TH MMRS MV ESPECIALLY MY GAWDDDD THATS MY HUSBAND ON OUR WEDDING DAY FR. ok sorry)

BUT OBVIOUSLY. BEARDED IOH ERA ^ IS SO SO FUCKING FINEEEEE AS WELL god. (and the look he had at the 2007 vmas my gawddd you know the one). middle picture makes me crazy especially, red plaid and bi colours hat iykyk, n it’s currently my pfp on twt ;3

infinity on high era has been my fav for soooo sooo long, and it was definitely a crisis moment for me when i turned 23 and was like 😀 oh im older than joe was in this era. great. but even despite that i think it still will continue to be my fav era prob forever <3 (and of course unfortunately my feelings get a little bit complex about this era because of what we know from joe's book, knowing what he was struggling with. but i dont wanna get into that lmao...but at the same time i had to acknowledge the elephant in the room)

ok. so. like i said if i had to give one answer, the above would be mine <3 BUT heres some other thoughts i have.

my CURRENT fav joe era is 2009 post-haircut bearded joe (as maybe evidenced by my pfp). MY GAWD. MY GAWD. as a 24-almost-25-year-old, I DESERVE A 24-ALMOST-25-YEAR-OLD JOE.

not to mention how much they were putting fake blood/injuries on this man in bnd pt 2 tour!!! crazy!!!!!!!

okay and then my third answer is not just in terms of looks (although my god.....my god) but i would be remiss to not mention CURRENT ERA JOE AS FAV. because he's out here being sexy as hell, playing music with his friends, having fun, looking hot, being dilfy, so on and so forth... (this includes tourdust/2ourdust but since i saw joe in person at ayf it rewired something in my brain cuz he’s soooo fucking hot in person, so 2 ayf pics, and then also the first one the pic before download that Also rewired my brain 😵‍💫). also since they’re really new still here’s middle pic source and right pic source

OKAY AND THEN ONE HONOURABLE MENTION, late 2015 joe is so so special to me bc 2 of my fav pics joe of alllll time (prob both in my top 5 at least) come from then<3 here r the pics

was that a needlessly long winded answer to ur relatively simple question? yes for sure but i hope u enjoyed lovely anon <3

[the-ellia-west]

*Finding a guy bleeding out in the woods*

Rose: ...He's dangerous and probably untrustworthy. Why else would he be bleeding out in OUR Property

Eveny: We can't just leave him to Die!

Rose: Why not?

Eveny: *kneeling to help* He's a person, Rosie! Even if he did do something awful, he still doesn't deserve to die! He's hurt! You know what it's like to be hurt. Would you really want that for someone? Would you leave someone to die?

Rose: Yes.

Eveny: O^O

Rose: ...UGHHHHH, FINEEEEE

Eveny: :D

Rose: *Helping* I hate everything about this...

Eveny: ...

Rose: ...

Eveny: Hear me out-

Rose: EVIE NO-

[itzpris]

Marks on a Page (ft. Blythe x Jasper)

"Alright, Jasper, can you strike another pose?" Blythe placed her sketchbook on her lap. She looked up at her model, who was seated across her on the other side of her bed.

"Ugh, finally," Jasper adjusted himself, shaking the hand he was using to support his previous pose, "My hand was starting to hurt back there."

"Really? Aww, I'm sorry, Jasper- I know a few of the poses I've asked of you have been a bit... demanding."

"No worries, Blythe. But, you know, I would appreciate a little something..."

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"Well, perhaps, just maybe…" Jasper leaned forward a little, gazing into Blythe's eyes. Blythe took the hint and leaned forward as well. Their lips pressed together, soft and gentle, only for a second before they pulled away again.

"Better?" Blythe asked.

"Hmm… I suppose," Jasper shrugged, returning to his position on the bed, "Kinda wish it was a bit longer though."

"Later, Jasper. We'll have all the time we need later. Right now, I just want to finish my sketches of you."

"Fineeeee, what pose do you want me in next?"

Blythe gave it a think over, tapping her chin with the eraser-end of her pencil.

"Lay down."

Jasper followed the instruction.

"Oh. No no, not on the normal pillow way. Like… across the bed."

"Huh? Uh, sure," Jasper nodded, switching his position.

"Good. And… stretch your arms over your head," Blythe continued.

Jasper followed again.

Blythe snapped her fingers and smiled, "Perfect."

Her pencil got to work yet again, leaving a trail of graphite in its way.

Blythe wanted to take her time. To make sure she was capturing the image of her boyfriend's charm and beauty perfectly. He deserved it all. But she also had to rush it to not bore him with the wait. Or maybe he'd be willing to stay like that just for her?

Blythe decided she'd check up on him.

"Jasper? You still good over there?" Blythe looked up from her work. Instead of being met with a response, all she was greeted with was… soft snoring.

Oh. He fell asleep.

He looked so undisturbed. Calm. Peaceful.

"Awww," Blythe chuckled to herself, "Adorable…" She went back to sketching. At least now she could take her time, not having to worry about Jasper's complaints. He looked comfortable enough, anyway.

He'll get to see the sketches later when he wakes up.

===

Day 30: sketching

look i intended this to be platonic but uhhhh oh well

this is so self-indulgent i feel lowkey embarrassed

would this even be a plausible ship canonically? eh, I've shipped weirder. Blythe is pretty shippable with most of her friends, to be honest. Sue, Jasper, Youngmee. Yeah I see it all. Or even one (or both????) of the Biskit twins. But hey, that's just me.

[sparkbugs]

Ep 105 of jrwi liveblog!! My thoughts and reactions under the cut :3

The psa is so real good on you jay

Skip to like 20 mins in cause I forgor to write-

The egg joke was great LMAO. Also BIRD BIRD :D also. They left the tortle to die???? Oopsie I fucking guess??

Underground town :o chip pls just follow bird bird mannnn

I’m still so worried about Early Drey and Finn on the boat oh my goddddddd (THANK GOD THE SHIP IS SAFE WAA)

NEW NPC WIRH ART OHGHDHHS I LOVE HER??? Whomst are you… pink smithy lady… OHGGGGGG TRICELLE ROLFAERA YOU ARE ALSO GORGEOUS

Bird bird my bestie… they better save everyone on this island man like I get it’s their home but they don’t need to be stuck here anymore

HOLYYY SHITTT 7’2… who is this… artists I kiss u /p you’re so fuckin talented and the art you’ve made is so so pretty

IGNEOUS!!! IVE SEEN ART OF THIS BOY OH HES RAINBOW HES SO COOOOL

LMAO GILLION THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU <3

This woman. I want to be her friend.. ZAMIA :D BE MY FRIEND PLS YOURE SO COOL

I love how they’re arguing in front of these people LMAOOO “you lot are crazy, man” yea igneous. They’re a bit insane but it’s ok!!

“We’re the weird kind of pirates that throw our money off the boat and save things” 💀 yea well.

Well they’re gonna go beat up bad pirates that are killing these people and something bars gonna happen cause when does it ever go right!!! Haha. Ha. (Referencing a Spoiler I know that happens but I have no idea When it happens)

Group huddle moment!! Bring all these people on the ship I don’t care :) save them all somehow

Gilly nugget of wisdom. He’s smart I agree with him

There’s a lot :( just. Aaaag

God taking out the corruption on their own is going to be. Terrible.

Yeaaa gillion you. Need to stop dying please <3

GILLION JUST LIKE ME FR brother you cannot save everyone I understand. I get it man but you cannot save everyone you have to look out for yourself

Hallow spell :o time to google what the spell means- aw hell yea protection spot

GOO DRAGON… chip praying? Never thought I’d see the day- oh he. Corrupted nvm

PRETZEL PLUSH ON THE FLOOR OF GRIZZ ROOM - SHE !!!!!! I think so anyway- SHE MOVED

Whomst was taken. They’re gonna get her back

Oh they have a boss that was taken :(

Just noticed puppy behind grizz :o they eepin

Zamia :( SO MANY SAPPHICS IN JRWI I love them all.

“We’re gonna help as best as we can but we also need help getting around here” seems like a reasonable request as they brought Knock back anyways.

Zamia I love you already :( you deserve the world, y’all gonna get out of here don’t worry

RABBIT! RABBIT!!!! And fox… ogghhdjs everyone on this island. They’re my favorites ever.

GIVE AWAY THE PANTS!!! QUEEN YEAHHH MAKE THEM NEW CLOTHES :D give them hope. This is so good I love this sm

Petlen!!! Trinket friend. MAGIC ROCK! Rock. Love rocks… OMG GIVE THEM FOODS FEED THEMSSS

HAJDJDISH switch blade.. AWEJDIS PETLEN :( I love them

ALICE? What how do you say her name. Smithy… “I saw you smithing from across the room” yeah I would’ve said that too tbh

CHIP FINALLY GETS STUDDED LEATHER GIVE HIM BETTER ARMOR HOLY SHIT!!!

This is we’re Knock gets the “yuh” from too-

DOES SHEBSAY ANYHING ELSE LMAOOOO I love her

Uh ohs. Jay. The map!!!! Huh hahdjgdja map??? What. Uh oh. Wuh oh

Corruptionnnb aaaaaa

LMAOOO “you see something bad? You RUN!”

17 ac finally jeez.. yay armor and upgrades

Spider webs… haha this is gonna go terribly

Ohhhh who fucked up- GRYFFON NOOOOOOO

Everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine the scuttling means nothing everything is fine everything is fineeeee

Queeeeeennn aaaaaaaahshsgaia

AAAAA spider that’s not a friend that’s not a friend uh ohssss ahahahaaa VORTEX WARP HELL YEA SMART MOVE- oh the web. RUNNNNNN A FUCK

This is fine :) I wanna be where the people areeeee I wanna seee wanna see em dancing.

Petrol.. patrol. Same thing…. (Also currently making burger while watching so I’m multitasking this is fun)

Gillion. You what. I mean yea but also haha that’s terrifying haha please be careful

Backstreets back ALRIGHT! Haha uh oh “what you don’t see” uh. Hehe there’s a heart or something.

“Like nuts” … Charlie please.

… haha! Uh oh!!!!! Hahahahdjdhgsja

This episode was great I’m so nervous. For what comes next! Hahaha!!!

[vacantgodling]

also fine ig i should make a list of all the girls from these books fine!!!! FINEEEEE—

matilda (the castle of otranto) -> tragic heroine and she literally died because her dad is a stupid piece of shit. i loved her sense of will and head on her shoulders and her practicality. she just wanted to be happy!!!! she deserved it!!!!!! but alas!!!!!!!

trilby (trilby) -> okay even though i talk a lot of smack about this book, i do actually like trilby herself mainly in the beginning of the book. the author is shit the plot is shit the isms are shit but he actually succeeded in making her a character with a strong personality… that he then spends the rest of the book undermining. she’s literally the manic pixie dream girl who’s grounded in the earth so… the spirit of the bohemia he keeps waxing poetics about. yet she ceases to become a character as more and more characters objectify her and put her on a pedestal; from the poetics about her feet to the simple fact that the way she’s seen as “redeemable” is to become more “proper” and “british.” little billee is the worst offender and once again i preach about how much i hate him 💛

christine (the phantom of the opera) -> like raul in the book she’s much softer; her naivety was her only crime. she’s the embodiment of a sweet songbird who simply wants to sing and be happy, but she makes brave decisions by actually marrying the phantom to save the love of her life. she’s strong and brave and sweet. care her.

isabella (the castle of otranto) -> this book gets 2 entires bc technically isabella is an important character as well. i like her and i love how she did what she had to do to secure her own safety. because she isn’t as tragic (she lived and got the man) and in general the book focuses on her less than matilda towards the end + idk i just like matilda a lot. BUT i really love their loyalty to each other they are besties do not separate *are separated tragically*

ophelia (hamlet) -> unpopular opinion but i really don’t care about ophelia that much. like it’s sad she died in the sense that death is tragic but not because i particularly am attached to her. like. she’s lowkey irrelevant sorry 💀

emma (the old english baron) -> she literally has no character whatsoever. she literally just exists as a hole for edmund to breed like she literally even shows up in the narrative out of nowhere and BARELY exists 💀💀💀💀💀

[gnomeyflamingo]

✮ Show & Tell ✮

It’s Acco’s first day at Copperdale High and he’s nervous.

Acco: “Here goes, first day- Omw, everything's covered in Love day décor, is there an event I don’t know about?!”

Atreo: *sigh* “I have to talk to Asmara…”

Zehra: “Morning Atherstones! Just reminding you about our little date later Atreo, my love…” 

Acco: “You’re going on a date with Zehra?!” 

Atreo: “No! It’s not a date, there will never be a date! Zehra wants me to go to a random lot in Moonwood Mill-” 

Zehra: “Yes. Tonight!"

Teacher: “Er, where did all the love day décor come from-?"

Zehra: “Please don’t make me take it down Sir! It’s to help Atreo!” 

Atreo: “Uhm, how?!”

Teacher: “You vastly overestimate how much I care Miss Ito. I was hoping it was part of a glitch. Alas, the drudgery continues."”

Atreo: “Zehra is up to no good, I should probably skip school and go home.”

Acco: “That’s one way to avoid admitting that you cheated on your girlfriend…”

Atreo: “Fineeeee, I’ll do it, I’ll go find her and talk to her and emotionally devastate her, is that what you want?” 

Acco: “Not what I want, it just needs to happen.” 

Atreo: “Uggghhh! Enjoy your first day. Bit of brotherly advice, avoid Principal Summer."

Asmara: *singing to herself* “Painting at school before class like I always do, what a good day, surely nobody will walk in with news that will emotionally devastate meeee.” 

Atreo: “Asmara… Hi.”

Asmara: “Atreo! Bae! I haven’t heard from you in ages! 

I missed you!”

*big hugs* 

Atreo: “Yeah… Uhm…” 

Asmara: “The weirdest thing happened after prom, it just ended and we were all sent home. It must have been a glitch or something.”

Atreo: “About that… Asmara… I- I have to tell you something.”

 Asmara: “What’s up bae?” 

Atreo: “It’s really bad… Like, really, really bad-” 

Asmara: “Atreo, you’re making me worry.”

Atreo: “I- I messed up, it’s- oh Gnomes, I don’t-” 

Asmara: “Bae, it’s gonna be okay. I love you, you can tell me anything.” 

Atreo: *winces* That makes this so much worse.”

Atreo: *deep breath* “Okay. 

I- I cheated on you with Derya.” 

Asmara: “W-what?!” 

Atreo: “The Watcher made me do it. When prom ended suddenly, only Derya and I were left and the hall was filled with flirty décor-”

Atreo: “But honestly, I wasn’t strong enough. I couldn’t resist the flirty buffs and Derya and I, we kissed and then we messed around-” 

Asmara: “N-no…”

Atreo: *blubbers* “I’m s-so sorry. P-please don’t hate me, I- I love you so much-" 

Asmara: “I don’t hate you. I’m not even mad. I don’t know what to feel. I didn’t catch you cheating, so for me it’s like it never happened, even though you've just told me."

Atreo: “Huh, really?” 

Asmara: “My moodlets don’t lie bae.” 

Atreo: “So… There’s no consequences if I date other sims, as long as I betray you when you’re not around? That’s horrible!” 

Asmara: “I know but it might be a good thing, we’ll get to stay together…"

Atreo: “I can’t do that to you. You have the soulmate aspiration, you deserve so much better than me.” 

Asmara: “Atreo-” 

Atreo: *cheerily* “Let’s just be friends!” 

Asmara: “Okay!” 

Then they go their separate ways…

 (seriously why is 'ask to just be friends' a happy interaction?)

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[tetsuo-z]

• Side Story 4 •

Pairings: Tetsuo x Kaori/ Kaneda x Kei

Characters: Kaneda Shotaro, Kei, Kai, Mizuki, The Capsules, and Others

Summary: Conversations no one can hear or know except Tetsuo and Kaori

Genre: Fluff and Sweetness

Everyone was hanging out, but instead of hanging out at Kaneda’s place. They all decided it’ll be nice to go somewhere fun out in Tokyo, with not many people or crowds.

It took a lot of convincing and using Kaori to get Tetsuo to agree to the idea. He knew being holed up in a house for so long can be boring and suffocating.

And Tetsuo doesn’t like wearing his Kabuki mask for to long, it can be hard to breathe in it sometimes. Because it seems like they’ll be out longer than he wanted.

But he reminds himself to do it for her, because she deserves a different scenery every now and again.

They all got dressed and the guys rode to there destination.

“So where is this place you’re trying to take us to Kaneda?” Kai asked.

“You’ll see.” Kaneda smirked, leading the bikers. They finally made it and everyone looked up at the sign.

It was an outdoors onsen, one of the most popular ones.

“An onsen?” Tetsuo looked at Kaneda under his hood.

“Yeah, Kei and I one these awesome onsen tickets, at an event we went to. Also with great food mind you.” Kaneda grinned.

“I thought we needed to be somewhere with less people?” Mizuki added.

“It is, these are tickets for a private booking! So it’s just us.” Kei said excitedly, because now she has a girlfriend to join her, along with certain girls as plus one that were dating one of the gangs. To cover the other tickets

In the middle of the conversation Kaori chuckled out of no where. Causing stares, she noticed and then fixed herself. Tetsuo turned his head trying not to laugh.

“What’s so funny, I wanna laugh too?” Mizuki asked.

“Nothing.” Tetsuo answered, before everyone shrugged it off and continued inside.

“What if the Owner sees… You know.” Kai whispered in Kaneda’s ear pointing behind them at Tetsuo.

“Don’t worry man The Ow-“

“Welcome To Momo’s Onsen! My name is Juju Gezumi I am the owner of this onsen, and I hope you enjoy your stay.” The owner smiled at them, they all realized that-

“He’s blind, The Owners blind Kai. So he won’t see Tetsuo. Thank you Mr. Gezumi, we most certainly will.” All of them entered.

Everyone had a designated room, it was traditional but very nice and elegant. The food would arrive once everyone was out of the onsen.

As everyone was settling there stuff down. Kaneda and Tetsuo’s room was side by side, as he heard giggling and laughing from Tetsuo’s room with Kaori.

“What the hell are they laughing at!?” Kaneda was about to check, before Kei stopped him.

“Leave them alone.”

“It’s not like I’m doing anything, I’m just curious of what’s so funny. I don’t even hear them talking, it’s just laughing.”

“Haha, why does it concern you so much. Let them enjoy each other’s company, they deserve it you know. Just like us.” Kei walked two fingers up Kaneda’s arm on his shoulder. Eventually wrapping her arms around his neck.

Pulling him into a kiss, Kaneda hugging her waist. Bringing her closer to deepen the kiss. The kids felt long but was quick.

Kaneda, Kei, Tetsuo, and Kaori were doing a couples onsen. So they four was in the same one, Kaori was very skeptical. She wanted to join but her insecurities were knocking at her door.

The towel was covering her body, Tetsuo came behind her, “Need some help?” He whispered in her ear, with a devious tone in it.

“N-No I-I’m, F-FINEEEEE!” Kaori dragged the last word, as Tetsuo pushed her into the onsen. Before he hopped in, she popped up trying to catch her breath.

Kaneda and Kei came out after, and joined them. They didn’t notice that they were arguing telepathically.

Kei sighed in relief, “This is so niceee.”

Kaori nodded in agreeance, before dipping lower. To the point only half her head showed.

The trio began having a conversation about the place and soon other things. Kaori was still not the social butterfly, so she just listened peacefully.

Then she slightly perked up, turning her attention to Tetsuo. Who quickly side eye her with a smirk, and looked away.

He was talking to her telepathically while he’s verbally talking to the other two.

Tetsuo was trying to think of something that would really get his girlfriend in a fit of laughter. Then it hit him, he waited for the perfect moment

It went into a comfortable silence for a minute. Then all of a sudden Kaori burst into a fit of laughter, to the point she even began snorting. Covering her mouth trying to restrain her laugh, she cried so hard till she had tears.

Tetsuo ended up cracking up, Kaneda and Kei looked at them in shock. Kei slightly smiled, she thought Kaori’s snort was adorable.

“You guys been laughing non-stop. Can you like fucking tell us what it is!?” Kaneda was frustrated being left out of the joke.

“It’s an inside joke you wouldn’t understand.” Tetsuo smirked, as Kaori was calming down. She started laughing again.

“T-T-Tetsuo… S-S-STOP I-It! I-I can’t… breathe.” Kaori face was red, she got of the onsen going back to there room.

“Oh how cute you think it’s funny talking shit with your powers.” Kaneda glared at him.

“Yes. Yes I do.” Tetsuo grinned wider, he eventually got out and joined his girlfriend. Kaneda was glaring daggers in his back.

“Man he is so fucking annoying.” Kaneda folded his arms. It was Kei turn to get up.

“Ha! Now you know what it’s like to live with you.” Making all three of them laugh. Kaneda rolled his eyes, hoping out as well.

“You gonna regret making fun of me!”

In the end, everyone enjoyed themselves at the onsen, and the food was exquisite.

[zylian]

Pls let Spoke turn on Vitalasy plsplsspslspslspslspls

Let Spoke do whatever he wants I promise u it will be fineeeee

He deserves it I swear, a 8 month plan + betray the cofounder? YES totally worth the cherry on top

let him free

[killerthwips]

perry was visibly relieved by that. he had spent so much time fussing over everything, that it all felt silly in retrospect. he could have found them a table in the mess hall and called it a date, but perry wanted this to be special. levi deserved to be doted over, and perry wanted to smother him with affection. this was something new for the both of them. he had spent his entire life detached from concepts as simple and human as a date. "that makes two of us." perry had spent plenty of nights alone perfecting the art of assassination. it definitely didn't leave room for much else. pandora had given him a second lease on life, allowing him to indulge in his own humanity. "you've got a little brother? that must be so cool." perry leans forward, elated that levi was offering him a glimpse into his life. "I never had any brothers or sisters..or if I did my parents never spoke about them."

he makes a face. had he handed levi roses laced with something without realizing it? his own powers made him immune to toxins of varying degrees. fuck. fuck. fuck. what if they did make levi voracious? perry waves off levi's concern with a nervous laugh, imagining levi looming overhead like a ravenous beast. the thought set his cheeks ablaze as his visions of levi turned sensational. "you'll be fineeeee. I've been around 'em all afternoon, and I'm just dandy." it wouldn't be awful to be pinned against a wall while levi whispered sweet nothings in that gruff voice. the night was young, and if perry kept it up, he'd hopefully end the night with a kiss. if anything else happened, that would really just be the cherry on top of a magical evening.

"don't thank me. it was the right thing to do." perry reasons. if only he had been able to save the other agents that weren't so lucky. "I got us some pasta. chicken alfredo, to be exact. I didn't wanna eat anything too many on my very first date." perry felt like such a fucking loser admitting that out loud, but he didn't care. levi wouldn't judge him. "I've never actually seen lady and the tramp. Maybe we could watch it after we eat?" perry offers, grinning.

𝄃𝄃𝄂����𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃           ˃˃           𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 _ 𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙸𝙾𝙽 & 𝙶𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚁           ˂˂           out of mind, out of sight⸻    that was how levi wanted hell week to be. sure, he learned some new survival skills, forged new bonds with other operatives, but the attack and deaths of his duplicates just when he thought he'd easily survive surely threw him for a loop. but levi didn't like to show signs of distress, just let   out   a   short,   amused   breath,   like   the   conversation   barely   brushed   him. " yeah,   lost   a   couple   of   me,   but   i'm still   kickin ' ... " he   flicked   a   hand   through   the   air,   a   casual   dismissal.   levi   didn't   really   wanna   get   into   it :   death   was   different   when   it   wasn't   really him dying,   yet still inheriting all the memories and emotions of it,   and it wasn't   exactly   pleasant   watching   himself   get   torn   apart again and again.   he   left   it   at   that,   shaking   the   thought   off   like   rain   off   his   skin,   focus   shifting   back   to   perry and their date. it made levi's lips curl up a soft smile, how gossamer   was   rubbing   at   his   neck,   looking   all   bashful,   like   he   actually   thought   levi   might   be   overwhelmed   by   some   flowers   and   candlelight.   he   tilted   his   head,   gaze   skating   over   the   setup,   then   back   to   perry. " nah ... " he   said,   voice   low,   easy. " it's   not   too   much. " a   smirk   tugged   at   the   corner   of   his   lips. levi wouldn't be one to keep it simple either anyway. he   dropped   into   the   chair   the other   had   set   up,   letting   out   a   slow,   content   breath   as   he   stretched   his   legs   out   under   the   table. " not   that   i'd   know   if   it   was.   never   really   did   this   kinda   thing. " he   leaned   back   in   his   seat,   fingers   drumming   against   the   table. " partied   a   lot   when   i   was   younger.   fucked   around   a   lot,   too.   but   i   was   also   taking   care   of   my   little   brother while our parents made their shitty little movies,   y'know ?   didn't   have   time   to   go on dates or do any of that commitment shit. " he   shrugged,   something   looser,   more   honest   slipping   through. his   smirk   turned   sharper   when   perry   teased   him   about   snitching, feigning a look as if actually considering it before letting out a small laugh. " please,   you   think   i'm   gonna   be   the   one   to   narc ? " his   grin   widened,   eyes   glancing   down   at   the   bouquet before putting it in the vase with lone rose. " let's just hope   you   didn't   just   hand   me   a   death   trap,   gossamer. those flowers could be one of those genetically - engineered shit that makes you fuck to death or something fucked up. " levi laughed, definitely wouldn't put it past pandora to make such a thing, features softening just a bit as his gaze on the younger man. " thanks   again,   by   the   way.   for   gettin '  us   outta   that   fog. " his   voice   mellowed,   just   for   a   beat,   just for a second, before   he   huffed   out another laugh.  " so   what's next,   we   eatin '   spaghetti   like   lady   and   the   tramp ?   ' cause   i   gotta   warn   you,   i   don't   do   the   whole   accidentally   kissin '   over   a   noodle   thing.   if   i'm   kissing   anyone,   it   won't be   by   accident. "

[moonchildstyles]

https://iwaves.tumblr.com/post/688248408470880256 older h :(. He’d definitely feel so comfortable around his girl like he normally never sleeps anywhere unless it’s a bed and he’s in comfy clothes but not anymore the moment he feels even a tiny bit tired he’d hold her hand or make her sit on his lap he just needs to feel her and he’d be out like alight :( and she’s so sweet to him play with his hair tracing his features softly kissing his lips, nose and eyes and her hands cradling his cheeks she just finds him so sweet and soft and she’d hesitate when they arrive cause she doesn’t wanna disturb him cause she knows he needed this after his tiring day :( so she’s wake him with kisses whispering how he needs to wake up how she misses his eyes how much fun they are gonna have :( like babying himmmm :( “wakey wakey baby” kissing his nose softly shaking his body their friend left the car already so it’s just them now “we have arrived h I know you are hungry” she’s tapping his stomach he’s wearing a button down so she can easily snake her fingers to feel his warm body he’s steering towards her “no” he’s pulling her towards her she’s kissing his forehead “yes” they go back and forth until she is pleading cause she can hear her stomach growl he opens his eyes forgetting that they both got dressed up really well seeing her in her little black dress he’s humming hand on her leg “come on get up” he gives her a look “ask nicely” she’s doing the hairs that are on his forehead getting close to him “no” giggling “then I’m not moving I’ll sleep in here” she pouts at him eyebrows furrowing “okay! Please let’s go I’m really really reallly hungry please I wanna eat their pasta and I want you to get the pizza so we can share I you want please” Harry is smiling with his eyes closed he loves hearing her pleads she’s giving him kisses “okay okay I’m convinced” pulling her in for a kiss before they get out of the car

Omg :( like he had such a routine like he needed to do all these things before he could sleep but now he really just needs her like all the comfort she brings is all he needs to relax and fall asleep and she’s just cute sitting next to him and playing w his hair and giving him little kisses when he stirs and just keeping him happy while she’s talking to their friends in the front seat but it’s when they get to the restaurant that she has to wake him up and it’s the worst bc he’s so obviously so tired:(  and he deserves this sleep but she’s hungry and like they’re here sooooooo their friends leave her be to wake him up and it starts slow w brushes through his hair and h:) time to wake up honey we’re here! And he just makes a scrunchie face and h come on I thought u were hungry and she pats his tummy:(((((((((( and he just shakes his head and I’m tired now:( and she’s arguing w him all soft and but we’re going to have so much fun cmon:( and he just shakes his head and no stay:( and she’s like we need to go h and they get into a silly fight of no:( and yes:) and no:( and yes:) until h is all smiley and he blinks his eyes open and “ask nicely then” and she’s petting his hair back and pressing a kiss to his cheek and h let’s just go cmon! And he’s like all shrugs and pretends to settle in and okay I’ll just sleep in here:) and fineeeee:( please please come on h!! I’m hungry and I want to get pasta and I want u to get pizza so we can share and take home leftovers for tonight:( and he just is so obsessed w her like how cute is she knowing what food she wants him to get so they can share like he’s in love w her:( and it’s just one more kiss before alright I’m convinced let’s go get u fed:)