#Hc Time

[lyrichi]

mc: you remind me of that one mean girls song...

mammon, side eyeing mc: ......which one..?

mc: oh shit what's the name of it.. Uh... da-da-da-da-da -- stupid with- Stupid with love!

mammon, offended: I- no- how dare you compare me with Cady-

mc: it's cause your stupid and in love

mammon: what??

mc, dramatically: and I'm Aaron, the camera is revolving around me

mc, being more dramatic: and then I dip you and kiss you like in that other song from the new movie

[cannibalmapleshade]

eve, first woman

[froganni]

For your consideration: Pearl panics when she gets cold because of lingering DL trauma. (Powdered snow, yippee!)

In Secret Life she wakes up with a start because she accidentally kicked off her blankets and woke up freezing. She goes to check on the Mounders to make sure they're still there and she's not alone.

And maybe they have a cuddle pile where she can make sure they're all warm and safe. That's all she needed really, a little warmth.

[mammalsofaction]

F ─ First time. How was their first time together ?  Was any of them nervous ?  Did it live up to their expectations ?

From the original hc prompt list here

Hi Lex!!! Ok buckle up bc i have got a RANT.

It entertains me to think human!Perry and Heinz's 'first time' was sort of but not really an 'accident'. For a broad definition of sex.

Once romanticism and sexual sparks start flying, Perry and Heinz just... fight SO much with such a ridiculous amount of physical contact it's probably close to impossible some violent form of rutting doesn't happen. Think the Honda Odyssey scene from Poolverine. It's not a secret they both greatly enjoy the fighting either, or the traps (😏). In the heat of things I can't imagine a sense of nervousness. Even besides taking in the sheer amount of fight or flight adrenaline involved in perilous environments (50 feet in the air, in the middle of traffic, an explosion of machinery nearby).... Its also just them. Perry and Heinz. Heinz and Perry. Nemesis, family, best of friends.

And that "accidentally" getting off together will probably continue to happen until one of them (probably Heinz) gets sick of the lack of communication and insist they have the "What are We." Talk bc hes pushing 50. Hes not in the mood for playing around actually.

Falling into an actual bed together might actually be nerve wracking for both, cus both of them have their own baggage and hang ups both personally as well as from previous relationships, and they don't want to screw this up with each other. I imagine its some giggly, disgustingly soft love making though once they realize its just.. yknow. Them.

Would they live up to each other's expectations? Heinz probably half expects some silent sex god behavior, though Perry's expectations of Heinz would probably align with the bratty bottom behavior he's seen in their situationship up till this point. In the soft love making that is their first likely Heinz's expectations of Perry in the bedroom would be subverted (at least at the beginning of their relationship) but Perry's are met. Im sure they'll get kinkier as they get on 😭😭😭

[a-f00lish-saint]

HC time about my boss Yera & Shaundi:

I like to think that at least one of Yera’s older tattoos was from Shaundi doing it for her, it’s probably a pretty bad & small one but I think it still be one of Yera’s favourite ones

[heartthrobxhook]

Lil headcanon, I don't know Killy's canonical height and don't feel like looking it up, so for everyone my Killy is only 5'8. He a lil shorty, he wears boots with 2inch heels but that still only gets him to 5'10. He doesn't mind though, he likes looking up at the tall handsome daddies.

[cuboid-asks]

you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course. uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish, horny fish. you know what that means, fish orgy. the stench draws in a bear. what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear-fight bare-handed bare-naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. dance dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government? uh, i think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didn't know you could do), then i smoked a joint, greened out, then i turned into the sun, uh-oh, looks like the meth is kickin in- duh buh hyzuk hydbuh hyk hy huh haa hbugh bgaah aah aaaaah

Jeremy: “What Is This Pitiful Peasant Spouting And Rambling On About Now? Something About Sushi And a…’Chuck E Cheese??’”

Jeremy: “Unpleasant?”

Jeremy: “UNPLEASANT!!”

Unpleasant: ““Woah, She’s Holding Me With His Skibidi Rizz Tail…So Gyattastic””

—Mod GeorgeKaz !!

[areeis]

spectre + food headcanons, does he eat his favourite things first or last? preferred utensils, flavour profiles, is he a dessert guy. tell me whatever you have

Ok random hc are a go: I've seen(and drawn) Spectre and バウム/baumkuchen a lot, which is a type of soft, spongy cake that's baked in layers to form what looks like rings of a tree. Very fitting, though I doubt it'd suit him when it comes to flavour. He mixes everything for the best flavour experience. So if there's a dish i.e. with meat, veggies and carbs he mixes them if they're not already mixed. He usually eats anything and doesn't put anything aside if it's not for a good reason. There's no particular diet he follows. He'll go with what's the most common or pragmatic when it comes to utensils, though he prefers to use his hands as a common tool over a spoon/fork or chopsticks, just as a means to eat something quicker, not for taste reasons. He likes to serve up desserts along with a matching tea, more so because they're easy to make and impress, and not because he is the kind to have developed a taste for sweet things. In general he's fine with a combination of raw or only slightly cooked flavours without added spice. Heavily spiced and grilled items throw him off if he has too much of it, just because he can't get to their 'essence of taste'. As such he might go for an unseasoned flavour in general and might have a problem with actual spicy/hot flavours.

[babygirlmickey]

Hey cam ✨ today I’m thinking about prison boyfriends I&M… do you have any headcanons about their time in prison?

ohhh hi bestie! first of all im sure this has been said already but Ian was literally working in the infirmary, I am 100% certain he could have and would have stolen some lube packets at some point. the mayo thing was so foul and for WHAT. also perhaps slightly more controversial: I feel like during their prison era is probably when Mickey realized for sure he wanted to marry Ian. like yeah they gave each other a ton of shit constantly but I think coexisting like that with him even in a cell was probably the closest Mickey had been to feeling at home in a long long time. as much as it may seem like a no-brainer to us third parties, I don't think we fully appreciate what a huge sacrifice it was for Mickey to encourage Ian to try to get released before him, especially after Mickey turned himself in and got locked away specifically to be with him. and that's ANOTHER THING. I really want to know if they ever actually discussed what happened at the border & after. I think their time being literally locked in a room together could have been utilized to talk through a lot of shit they never had a chance to discuss before. at that point in canon they both owe each other a lot of apologies and explanations. I like to think they decided to put on their big boy pants and talk about their feelings before jumping right back into a relationship, y'know? maybe I just have a healthy communication kink tho. oh and on the same note, Ian definitely made sure to visit mickey every fuckin day after he got released.

[lalasknives]

Bose is studying to be a therapist/psychologist

[emily-lotus]

Emily by the times she is six months into being the assistant to well...genesis lets say, she becomes his pr manager too.

Needless to say she doesn't get paid enough for that shit

[boobilby]

Anyways

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[timetravellingshinigami]

If Tite Kubo knows what's good for him he would make them meet.

😼😼

[notherpuppet]

I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie

[starchild-and-greek-gods]

Headcanon Time

Soraka chills in Erebus and the Crossroads most of the time, she visits Nyx, Selene, Chaos and Hecate mostly. And just for the meme she'll go annoy Chronos as the fact he can't really hurt her is annoying enough (get silenced peepaw)