#Hazel speaks

[husbandograveyard]

I am literally on my knees begging people not to use AI for fics and not to steal fanart for fics either. Please please please please please please please please please please please please...

[husbandograveyard]

@blueflamebimbo with Atsumu nowadays 😌🙂‍↕️

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

[nutbrownhare]

Hi! I'm Hazel! I'm part of a system. My body is 23, but I'm 11! Don't worry, I get supervision from older alters when I'm on here. And it's different from an actual 11 year old! I don't understand how tumblr works now but my host said I can make a pinned post to introduce myself! Later I want to make an actual about page :P

[a-perfect-imitation]

i kinda feel like shit

i feel like im failing being a person

i think im a bad partner

i hate my school

[hazelmoon-rah]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

My beloved crab family (you each deserve to be ur own item on the list but that seems like it would be considered cheating so I shall resist)

The orange chicken from my local Chinese restaurant

Anything and everything The Last Unicorn-related

Bunnies

Listening to people explain niche lore about something they're super interested in, even if it's not something I'm usually into

[husbandograveyard]

Its been a W H I L E since we did one of these, and I need something to keep my mind occupied for a little while, so ask away? ♡

🔮 25 mythical creature asks

griffin: how many books have you read this year?

sphinx: do you enjoy riddles and puzzles?

chimera: have/would you ever dye your hair? what colour?

dragon: last thing that made you smile?

phoenix: do you believe in life after death?

unicorn: what sets you apart from others?

faerie: is keeping your personal space organised a priority for you?

harpy: do you enjoy playing sports?

gorgon: least favourite colour?

minotaur: who do you dislike the most right now?

mermaid: favourite place to go on holiday?

centaur: which is more important to you: comfort or style?

pegasus: ever had a recurring dream?

basilisk: books or films?

troll: for or against school uniform, and why?

imp: do you consider yourself funny?

banshee: name a definite dealbreaker in a relationship.

kelpie: festivals or concerts?

cyclops: what colour are your eyes?

manticore: picnics or hikes?

werewolf: do you like the taste of alcohol?

cerberus: if you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?

redcap: when did you get into your current biggest hobby/interest?

hydra: do you collect/have a lot of anything?

siren: favourite genre of music?

[bunnieswithknives]

Dev thinks the Minecraft movie trailer is epic, I think.

He likes nfts and ai art too smh

[husbandograveyard]

Haikyuu!! Brainrot is actually setting in, and it's very distracting (I love it).

Now... to get over my imposter syndrome and start writing...

[hazeldragonblossoms]

aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?

i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).

anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.

as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.

(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)

my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.

edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly

[husbandograveyard]

I was writing something like this a while ago but this has put a lot of my feelings into words pretty well.

I have been active in fandom spaces for... 14? Years ish. And it has changed so much. I am still part of a bunch of fandoms i was in when i was 13, and a lot more have been added, there's simply so much good stuff to enjoy.

But the way I see people interact with it has changed tremendously. I sometimes wonder if it's a age/generation difference thing? I dont want to put people in boxes based on age, but the general vibe is that of the above post, consumerism of fandom, mixed with a strange sort of gatekeeping?

People come into fandom spaces and then try to dictate the "rules" to those that have been here for a while. Now that fandom (and specifically anime, but fandom in general) is no longer "cringe" suddenly they are saying that some ways of enjoying media is cringe?

People my age and older didn't get bullied and struggled enjoying their fandoms in very limited spaces only for them to be overwhelmed by people who say that bad cosplays are cringe, nsfw works are bad, dead dove should be banned, etc.

We should be cringe, ship weird ships, wear closet cosplays, make little edits with hearts around our favorite blorbos and mold them like we're playing with barbies. We should write whatever we want, and just place a cw or tw and move on BECAUSE

✨️ PEOPLE NEED TO CURATE THEIR OWN SPACE INSTEAD OF POLICING OTHERS ✨️

Scroll and move on. Dont jump on people having takes you don't agree with. I can barely stand going into a general fandom / leaks tag because it will he filled with people just jumping onto people having takes they dont agree with.

Media literacy seems to be gone. I could [and maybe will] write a whole other post about that. But i have gone off topic for too much already.

I want fandom to be fun again. I wanna talk with friends and be "cringy" i want to have opinions without feeling like i have to think about each word carefully. I wanna see my friends have hot takes i completely disagree with and STILL be friends with them cause their enjoyment is not less important than mine and i can choose to scroll on and block tags.

I want people to stay in fandoms for more than 2 months. I want people to be not normal about a character.

I wanna be here, but it's sometimes hard.

Rant out

Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

[mangoisgay]

I just got like the highest compliment ever I’m literally so happy 😭😭 they told me I looked exactly how an older Hazel Wells would look and like I jumped with joy because young me looked EXAACTTLLYY like that girl I need a good picture of young me hold up

5th grade me vs

Me noowwww!!

Bonus Photo of little baby me (like 7??)

[algodon-candi]

Can we get an F in the chat

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

everyone hating on dev is sooooo wrong actually that’s my son, it’s not my fault he got the worst father in the world

[husbandograveyard]

So... Mickey and I started watching Sk8. Our hearts and souls are sold 🙂‍↕️

literally the plot of the show

[a-perfect-imitation]

some dickhead is looking through our tests

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with