#Hazbin Hotel StaticDoll

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino, walking into Velvette and Vox’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream. Velvette: What was it about? Vox: No, don’t ask him that! Velvette: Why not? Vox: Cause he’ll answer!

[god-is-lust-for-everything]

Hi there! :D For that “random paragraph from a WIP” meme, Velvette x Vox, please? I’m like, genuinely really excited to see that you ship them/Velvette x Val/Vel x x Vox x Val. Content of those ships is super scarce (unless I’m just not looking in the right places), so of COURSE they’re the ships that I gravitate to the most lmfao. (I may or may not have a thing for fictional relationships between spunky young women and middle-aged men…)

Thank you so much!

Send Me A Ship Or Character And I Will Choose A Random Paragraph From A Random WIP I Have For Them To Post!

Heyo, Nonny!!! Look, I am sooooo stoked to find another person that is into them. Like you said, content is next to nil and I'm feeding myself most often lol I really just love throwing all three of them at each other, and it should be done more. Love VoxVal a lot, but I want Velvette involved, too. I tend to just ship the three of them and then just write for any combination of them. (Both of these things are things I experience, as well.)

What I was surprised about is that I actually didn't have anything with these two by themselves! I'd written some ValVel already and swore I had VoxVel but apparently not. However, no need to panic!! I sat down and started something so that I could post something here! The only thing I had that miiiiiiight qualify was a "Valentino is in the next room but definitely present" smut fic I need to edit.

ALSO, my DMs are always open, I need more friends into the niche ships I am into. Having someone else to talk about it is always nice

Anyway here is this. From Hey, Eyes On Me!

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When he got to the door, he opened it without looking at her, sighing as his brows drew in. Really, the poor thing was going to whine himself to death if he wasn’t careful. Swallowing a tennis ball wasn’t a life sentence, but Vark didn’t seem to understand that. It wasn’t until he heard a loud ‘ahem!’ to his right that he blinked and turned fully to regard her that his screen glitched for a second. A few sparks fizzled out around him, and he had to shake his head a few times to collect his thoughts.

Thots.

[aimasup]

Now Hispanic Velvette

It's the sweet-toothed dolly diva who's a strict shot on both camera and gun, and also a vampire with a blood kink for some reason! Everyone give it up for the worst boss and best porn film director of hell 👏

POV you're Velvette meeting other overlords for the first time

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox has terrible taste in men. Like between Alastor, a canabalistic serial killer with the worst haircut I've ever seen who is both aroace & so emotionally constipated and egotistical that he can't even FRIENDZONE you because that'd be showing weakness, and Valentino, a fucking serial abuser/rapist who is so fucking stupid and bull-headed that you have to scream in his face to make him listen and even then only understands what you're trying to tell him after you've gone through a step by step process of the most basic ideas, that man can NOT catch a break dear god-

His taste in women is pretty good tho Velvette's great :)

[sparklingsora]

i drew this ages ago when i was first developing the veeswap au and never found a good opportunity to post it so here. polyvees be upon ye

[hocooart]

Quick colored sketch~

[artofhazbinhotel]

Valentino: Velvette help I can't turn vox on!

Velvette: that sounds like a you problem

Valentino: No he shut off what do I do

[ghostr0tz]

they are soooooo. <3

[staticradioismyfavhateship]

Fuck you *periods your overlord*

[lemoncakedoodles]

POV you are Alastor

[kaleowu]

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino: Velvette! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Velvette: *blasting the Mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a Mii problem.

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

Girls kissing caught live in 4k

[aimasup]

evil loving relationships are too fun to write oh no

Hope they all get a horrid ending and they do it together (preferably if one or two of them die)

[superkitten-poison]

valentino and velvette are both insufferably needy but while val will very much have a public meltdown if vox isnt giving him enough attention, vette will just be nothing but passive agressive to vox for a week and expect him to know its bc he only commented one heart emoji on her latest post instead of three. ofc that only works bc vox is secretely as needy as they are and if he doesnt have people who obssessively need him he'll die (again)

[sparklingsora]

so thanks to this polyvees server i joined recently i found out that apparently theres a polyvees week happening over on twitter. this is for day 1: duo. and it's veeswap au because i'm me