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Meri.........in the wild

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"Let me see your molars, Konny."

If you get the reference, I fucking love you.

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If our SCPs 🙅‍♀️🤱 come out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 We are SHIPPING THEM OFF 🚁→📫to a 🚫HIGH LEVEL 🚫🔗 SECURITY SITE (19) 🔗 because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those anomalies there are 👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫 SCP of 👩‍⚕️OURS💀 will miss out on the BIGGEST 🕴️🕴️gay opportunity ever🕴️🕴️

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Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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hashtag adhd moment

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oc

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babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

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been losing my shit over this gif for like 5 minutes now

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I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing

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why couldnt i get a normal or useful interest like fishing or starinnf at bugs who are these leeches......uncensored under the cut

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scp doodle page but I only used red AND you can easily tell my favourite is 2521

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my dogs, theyre sick

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slenderman heaven is slenderverse character hell its a very efficient system