#Hazbin Hotel Polyamorvee

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino: *sneaking in through his window* Velvette: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Valentino: I was with Vox? Vox: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

[winterr-w0nderland]

The ship name is agreed to be "polyamorvee"

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

[my-dark-lord]

For Hc requests was wondering if you would do PolyVees but Vox and Valentino doing stuff to make sure people don’t fuck with their girlfriend when she first arrived in hell and was still getting the hang of things?

Headcanon Requests OPEN

Of course, Nonny! I love doing polyvees stuff!

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When Velvette first arrived in Hell, she fell literally right in front of Vox and Val as they were out on a walk. Valentino picked her up almost instantly and they took her home. He helped give her her name, alongside Vox, who decided she needed a V, too.

While she was making a name for herself, Vox would boost all of her social media posts. If someone gave her shit, he and Val both would troll them. Vox has doxxed people and got them fired, and Val has shot people for less.

Valentino had a habit of taking Vel to his clubs and things, and he definitely didn't let anyone fuck with her. She got drugged one time and he put so many bullets in the guy that he emptied Moneyshot's chambers four times.

If Velvette is bought a drink while they are out, Valentino always tries it first to make sure it isn't drugged. If it is, he makes a big deal out of it and then kills the person later.

Vox lets her dress him up sometimes and he has fried people and detonated their phones for making fun of either of them.

They bonded almost instantly and Vox and Val both don't take kindly to people assuming Velvette isn't powerful enough to be an Overlord on her own. They have let her demonstrate her own cruelty on quite a few people they captured for her to do as much to. They live stream it and Vox puts it on every screen in the Pentagram.

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino: We’re going to a candy store?! Vox: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. Velvette: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! Vox, sighing: No-

[my-dark-lord]

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One ❤️ = One Sentence From Any WIP!

So this has been sitting in my askbox for a bit, I've just been busy and everywhere. BUT I finally got to this! I'll Rust With You is a Polyamorvee fic that I've been writing for comfort. It's sweet and just really domestic about the Vees doing cozy hobbies together.

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Following Valentino into the kitchen as he rolled up the sleeves of his button-up shirt, Vox paused to give Velvette a peck on the cheek.

[winterr-w0nderland]

My ot3s seems to mainly consist of girlboss wife and her dumbass husbands

[winterr-w0nderland]

All of the VVV are touch starved in one form or another, thus they're very touchy with each other even if it's not being romantic or sexual. When they sleep they sleep the same way kittens pile on each other, frequently grab each other, stand close together and just big on physical contact

Even when you think it might be sexual it's not, Val will grope Velvettes tits and it's entirely not a sex thing it's just comforting relaxing. Velvette will grab Vox's ass not to turn him on or say she wants sex but because she needs to calm down and has to figure out something, Vox will grab Valentinos hips to just squeeze them because he's had a bad day and the touch cheers him up

And even then it's not rare to walk in on them completely tangled up with each other while on the couch or relaxing

[winterr-w0nderland]

Honestly? Vals probably the best at period stuff, let's be real he's in the porn industry and assuming menstrual cycles do exist in hell there's no doubt he has had plenty run ins

Plus his MAJOR soft spot for Velvette, the moment she calls he knows the right brand, candy, has blankets and heating pads etc

Vox meanwhile is called as a last resort and basically that one meme of "babe what pussy size do you wear?"

[winterr-w0nderland]

To be ever so slightly salty I think the "Velvette is Vox and Vals adoptive daughter" is just gross lol. And this isn't because I support the VVV polycule but also just dismisses Velvettes role entirely

She is not beneath them, she doesn't take orders from them, she is not treated as younger nor is there any implication that the two take on any paternal role to her. Her line "I'm the backbone of the Vees" combined with the fact she also has to deal with Valentinos outburst basically confirms she's equal to them. Making her their surrogate daughter implies they don't work with her because she's good at her role but because she's their babyyyy which is hella demeaning considering the total boss bitch that Velvette is

Also reminder. Velvette is supposed to be like thirty years old lmao, I'm all for found family tropes but what two men look at a thirty year old women and immediately think of her as their daughter figure? And why would Velvette think of either of them as her "dads"? Especially at that age?

Also let's be real, Valentino is a canonically sex abuser. Given all we know about him, the idea of him having a father daughter relationship with an adult women he did not raise and he's not related to has unfortunate implications.

If you don't ship her with the other Vees that's fine. If you headcanon as a lesbian that's based and also fine. But she can be their friend, business partner or someone they're close to without it having familial overtones.

Don't infantlize and deprive her of her standing.

[winterr-w0nderland]

The type of vibe I want for the VVV is a "we're all so fucked up that only we can truly love each other"

[gloriousmonsters]

tbh i wrote this for me but if anyone else wants awful yet somehow sappy Vee threesome fic, you got it now

[winterr-w0nderland]

I don’t normally take requests but I wanna write VVV poly stuff so if ya'll got some ideas

Give 'em