#Hawkeye Dragon

[foldedbanana]

why is he there…. might be for a 8’4 hunk of junk who owes him child support

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Yelena made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Y/N: It looks fine to me.

Kate: IT USED TO BE WATER!

[deafening-radio-silence]

True story.

(Some leftover ideas I had when I drew this one lol.)

Bonus:

[bloodraven55]

shouldn't be remotely surprising to me to realise that most of the m/f ships i end up really liking are the gayest ones bc that's probably exactly why they appeal to me so much

[thetwopiece]

THANK YOU YOUNG MIHAWK ACTOR FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS PICTURE🙏🙏🙏

[whoishotteranimepolls]

"Who's Hotter? Battle of the Blondes

[certainty2witch]

Continue of this post:

I didn’t have enough time, both posts were originally planned to be together, but i had to make it separate.

I don’t like to post something so similar in such a short period of time 🫣

[local-loser-clown]

Crocodad and divorced dragodile shitpost galore

[kacievvbbbb]

Cliche maybe But "Take me to Church" was written for Mishanks.right down to all the catholic homoeroticism and knife/stabbing allegory

Like ofcourse Shanks would describe Mihawk as the giggle at a funeral the man's humor is 80% schadenfreude and of course he'd wish he had worshipped him sooner. Damn those 4 years where he wasn't alive and was literally a baby that was valuable worshipping mihawk time.

"If the heavens ever did speak, he'd be the last true mouthpiece" like come on Shanks we know you ghost wrote this, don't even play. 🙄

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

Rereading Take The World By Storm has me thinking about how Luffy (and honestly all the East Blue squad + Chopper) is like, genuinely The Most Adoptable Child On The Seas, and now I desperately want a fic that’s just Jinbe defending his custody rights with his life.

Like, obviously Robin, Brook and Franky are also co-parenting these kids but more importantly: none of them are Important Political Figures in the World Government’s eyes. Shanks is staying hands-off. Whitebeard got turned down when he offered Luffy a place on his crew. Hawkeye can claim Zoro but Luffy is too independent for him to call his own just yet, he has a plan to wear the kid down slowly.

Then all of a sudden Jinbe of all fucking people is walking around with pictures of Luffy in his wallet and everyone is appalled.

Where did he come from? Since when is he even a competitor?? How did he win the game when he’s barely even played it??? He better realize this means war.

News that all these Emperors and Warlords are fighting over the Strawhats gets back to the East Blue, and Red Leg Zeff comes out of retirement and sails the Grand Line again to track them down because fuck you, that’s his little Eggplant’s crew, and if anybody has a claim on any of these kids it should be him!

Dragon watches all of this from afar and is torn between elation that his son is loved by so many people and soul-crushing grief that he doesn’t get to be one of them. (He knew he was sacrificing any right to Luffy’s life when he left, and Luffy being alive today proves it was the right choice to make. But god does he wish he could meet him, speak with him. See for himself what it is that makes him so special. He already loves Luffy as his son, but it would be nice, he thinks, to be able to love Luffy as Luffy, too.)

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Aemond: Stop making me like you.

Rhaegar: I'm sorry, I can't help it.

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

i am going. Insane

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Yelena: Do not take this seriously, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine knowing Mihawk's greatest weakness

Mihawk: *looking at a note you left him* You misspelled arguing

You: what?

Mihawk: you spelled it with an 'e', how have you gotten to this age without knowing how to spell properly?

You: *slow blinks at him* ...spell Wednesday

Mihawk: .... that doesn't count, Wednesday looks like it was spelled by someone who was illiterate. And you can't spell it either.

You: W E D N E S D A Y

Mihawk: fuck off

You: spell assassin then, you should be able to spell that, you've been one multiple times.

Mihawk: *pouts*

You: Or how about defenestration, you're so fond of doing it to Buggy and occasionally me.

Mihawk: Alright, I get your point, and in my defense I forgot there was a word for that, and I don't throw you out of windows, I throw you in through them.

You: uh huh, you tell yourself whatever lets you sleep at night.

Mihawk: *groans* you always have to get the last word, don't you?

You: Yes

Mihawk: *flips you off before sinking into his chair to sulk*

Crocodile and Buggy: *enters the room*

Crocodile: what's eating at him

You: I called him on his hypocrisy.

Buggy: Ha, did little Hawkie get owned?

Mihawk: I will defenestrate you clown.

Buggy: Defenestration? What's that mean?

Mihawk: Look it up

Buggy: fine I will, how do you spell it?

Mihawk: Here's what it means *Grabs him by the collar and throws him out the window*

You: Defenestration is such a beautiful word.

Crocodile: ... You're aware we're on the the tenth floor, right?

Mihawk: He's fine, he detached his foot at the last minute. *Holds up the foot*

You: He can't spell defenestrate, that's why he's mad.

Mihawk: * (◣_◢) * I can spell it just fine, thank you!

Coming Soon

[skatankata]

I drew my friends oc as mihawk cuz I wanted to :) Follow my friend Gobbo on instagram at goblinnobraincell! Or on tumblr also at goblinnobraincell! This guy has no braincells but he's got good art n oc sauce!! He posts on tumblr mostly me thinks

[wifeofvinsmokereiju]

Here’s the Cross Guild drama.

Crocodile’s baby daddy is Dragon. He was involved in an abuse relationship with Doflamingo that was strictly business related (they had sex and he told him about Pluton). He is now currently dating Daz Bonez.

Mihawk and Shanks were never officially a thing but they went to each other for a quick fling more than a couple times. He’s also a single father of 2. 1 of his children found out her other father was alive and the other wants to kill him.

Buggy and Shanks were dating but after Roger’s death they broke up.