#HashiKaku

[ludagubi]

[oh-no-its-bird]

I've done it, I've found the ultimate rair pair. Hashikaku nation rise up we need to water the dying fields

[zombie-honeymoon]

Summary:

Kakuzu and Hashirama's poker game turns into strip poker, afterwards, Hashirama wants Kakuzu to collect his winnings (him).

[echogenetic]

“Alternate ending” for @narutorarepairweek !

Title: Botanical Hearts

Rating: General

Relationship: Hashirama/Kakuzu

Tags: HashiKaku, Established Relationship, Alternate Ending, Domestic Fluff, Idiots in Love, Naruto RarePair Week 2023

Summary: Kakuzu returns home from bounty hunting missions and is unhappy with the amount of money being spent on Hashirama’s hobby. Just a cute domestic scene of idiots in love.

Read at AO3 here:

[victorsandvanquishers]

Red Bangles, Black Anklets - Chapter 27 - Fin

Fandom: Naruto

Ships: eventual Mito Uzumaki/Madara Uchiha, eventual Hashirama Senju/Kakuzu, one-sided Hashirama Senju/Madara Uchiha

Rating: Mature

Warnings: DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.

Summary: In a world of warring clans and roaming beasts, a small island struggles to survive. Thousands of miles away, the Hokage loves another man so deeply, he almost forgets his duty. Deep within a jungle, a tailed beast rises. In another world, the island would die, its children scattered throughout the elemental nations, a beast shackled to its descendants for the rest of eternity. In this one, Mito Uzumaki decides to fight back.  [Founders Era AU, Alternate History Rewrite, eventual Mito/Madara & Hashirama/Kakuzu, one-sided Hashirama/Madara, ongoing]

Chapter Summary: And so it goes.

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After three long years, it's finally come to an end! I'm over thirty years old, haven't read a single chapter of Naruto in almost ten years, and this is like, my only Naruto fanfic. But I needed to write it! Even though I didn't like how the manga ended, it's still one of my first manga, and one of my favorites. Shoutout to Kishi for accidentally writing one of the most homoerotically complex manga in manga history. This story didn't even feature Naruto or any of his ten million crushes, but I hope I was able to tap into the spirit of the story.

And I hope YOU enjoyed reading through probably my longest fanfic since my grade school Twilight fanfiction. I hope you liked my spin on the different clans, caste structures, and of course, the characters themselves. As awful as I made some of them, I enjoyed writing about every single one of them! I hope you enjoyed them too!

Thank you for reading! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[sleepy-hawks]

Thinking of Kakuzu when he was tasked with assassinating Hashirama and failed spectacularly.

Hashirama being himself, grinning at this very serious guy offering to give him another go once he gets better at fighting. Kakuzu outraged and going at him mindless to be put back on his ass immediately.

So Kakuzu takes him up on that offer and the next time they come to blows it’s over as soon as the first time. And each time Hashirama gives him pointers on how to improve because he can see the potential and what a waste it would be to not hone it, shape it and free it into the world of shinobi.

Their meetings become more training exercises than assassination attempts but not in the way Hashirama and Madara meet out in the battlefield, holding back and never reaching an accord. Harsh words of dead brothers and never ending angst.

No, these two could feel the thrill between their sparring, the heated dancing of their chakra when jutsus were spat out. It was intoxicating and liberating despite the nature of their meetings.

Like his younger brother, Tobirama, Kakuzu had a knack for experimenting and developing new techniques. And gods above was it a sight to behold, the day Kakuzu had revealed his newest technique and the explanation of the second heart his body now possessed.

Hashirama wanted to poses this warrior. He had realized then.

Have him on the playing board to fight for him and only for him.

[kushimarutentacles]

kinktober day 4 kakuzu spanks hashirama (at the request of mito and/or madara probably) because he can’t stop gambling away the village’s money

[ludagubi]

Burnout is burnouting but at least I can offer you THEM

[zombie-honeymoon]

Writers Month 2023 Masterpost

Here's everything I wrote this year for @writersmonth

Day 9 - Prompt: Warmth Warmth Ship: Hashirama/Kakuzu Word Count: 390

Day 11 - Prompt: Sweat The One Where Hidan is Sweaty, and Itachi Takes Notice Ship: Itachi/Hidan Word Count: 552

Day 15 - Prompt: Blue Blue Ship: Childe/Thoma Word Count: 1,162

Day 23 - Prompt: Storm Storm Ship: Kakuzu/Hidan Word Count: 433

Day 25 - Prompt: Relax Day Off Ship: Alhaitham/Kaveh Word Count: 423

Day 31 - Prompt: Fall & At a Hotel Wrong Number Ship: Zhongli/Childe Word Count: 1,313

[makkoskafanfic]

Little Death - Makkoska - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Relationships: Kakuzu/Senju Hashirama (!)

Summary:

Kakuzu is sent on the impossible mission to assassinate the God of Shinobi. He wouldn’t stand a chance in an open attack, but maybe if he seduced him, he could stab him in the back. Things go according to plan. Kind of.

I want to dedicate this to that Anonymous person who prompted me to write Kakuzu’s attempt at assassinating Hashirama or even better, HashiKaku. Under a minute my mind went from “Haha, well, I don’t see how that ship would work” to “Hold my beer.” Here you go, Kakuzu’s assassination attempt and HashiKaku, combined.

I had fun with this crazy pairing, thank you for planting this idea!

[victorsandvanquishers]

Red Bangles, Black Anklets - Chapter 24

Fandom: Naruto

Ships: eventual Mito Uzumaki/Madara Uchiha, eventual Hashirama Senju/Kakuzu, one-sided Hashirama Senju/Madara Uchiha

Rating: Mature

Warnings: DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.

Summary: In a world of warring clans and roaming beasts, a small island struggles to survive. Thousands of miles away, the Hokage loves another man so deeply, he almost forgets his duty. Deep within a jungle, a tailed beast rises. In another world, the island would die, its children scattered throughout the elemental nations, a beast shackled to its descendants for the rest of eternity. In this one, Mito Uzumaki decides to fight back.  [Founders Era AU, Alternate History Rewrite, eventual Mito/Madara & Hashirama/Kakuzu, one-sided Hashirama/Madara, ongoing]

Chapter Summary: Even Death mocks them.

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Oh lawwwwd they be sufferin, AND I broke 100k. Still on target to finish publishing by the end of the year. Don’t forget to leave a review! See y’all next month. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[sloaners]

then Kakuzu got food poisoning

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Karakuri’s gift for my server’s shinobi spring gift exchange!

[tgirlhawkins]

IT’S A VERY SPECIAL GILF’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! so here are all my kakuzu ships, past and current, as one big polycule.

he’s joking about keeping the photo in his heart cavity btw, he’ll keep it in his briefcase. much safer there.

edit: MY KAKUZU IS EXPLICITLY TRANSGENDER! IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE TRANS KAKUZU YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS POST ON YOUR BLOG

[owmyheadcomic]

Chapter XXII - 541-545, 546-553, 554-560, 561-564, 565-577, 578-592 

Chapter XXI Chapter XX Chapter XIX

… Chapter I

Read next update on Patreon! (already uploaded)

[koi-zen]

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