#Hart MMBC Episode 4: Nuclear Seasons

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Kiran: So, what do you think of this show? Alice: Wheel of Fortune? Alright for a game show. Personally, I ate up bacheloret shows before... well... y’know. The uptick in MMBCs. Seems like every one of them are turning into one. Kinda like ours. Kiran: Mm-hm. I hear ya. I think BC’s hit their peak popularity with Rosenberg, but that’s just my opinion. Alice: Did you not watch Two Worlds?? That was the shit! Kiran: I did, actually! Casually though. I don’t really remember the specifics.

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Lennon: How about you take this!

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Keeping in line with the post apocalyptic aesthetic of True Romance, or at least Nuclear Seasons and You (Ha Ha Ha), I made a single cover for Aliza! I really liked how it turned out, so I’m putting it up here.

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Australia: ...would you believe me if I said this was a Shirley Temple? Australia: [sighing] Alright. I’ll put it down.

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Dean: Y’know, I don’t know why they didn’t include a gym or workout space. It’s not like we can just have a “gym day”. Wait. That doesn’t sound too bad...

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Aliza: Wait, was that it? Huh. I expected more.

[First batch of scores are displayed.]

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Caleb: [quietly] ...that was all caught on film wasn’t it? Caleb: [sighing, still quiet] I hate the full moon...

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Aliza: Oh, I know what will dazzle the crowd! Hopefully they have it on here...

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Aliza: You know, I do like a man with a bit more hair on him... Caleb: This is not the time for cheap pick-up lines. Aliza: YEESH. Sor-ry, Mr. Touchy-Feely.

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Caleb: Hey Esme, How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf? Esme: I don’t know? Caleb: Terrier-fied! Esme: [laughing]

Lennon: In case I haven’t told you yet, your mere presence is a determent to my day. Jacob: Oh, I’m sorry. Maybe I’ll stop doing better than you for a second. Would that make you feel better? Lennon: Shut it.

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Aliza: [singing] We in the nuclear seasons, in the shelter I survived this road (oh oh oh) We in the nuclear seasons, summer lovin' in the backseat gone (oh oh oh) We survived nuclear seasons We survived nuclear seasons

Delano: You’re awful! Australia: [disgruntled muttering]

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Aliza: [singing] We in the nuclear seasons, in the shelter I survived this road (oh oh oh) We in the nuclear seasons, summer lovin' in the backseat gone (oh oh oh) Now I'm facing this on my own 'cause you tasted the blast and it shook your bones I'm a warrior all alone, in the field of lies, I won’t go home

[Various booing also heard]

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Dean: Good morning, Australia. Feeling better? Australia: Heh, yeah. Sorry about that. Dean: Hey, don’t worry about it. Australia: Oh, we have the poll results in. Let me show you them. [He pulls out his phone]. Dean: [Looking at the screen] Damn. Those results are really skewed. Australia: Hopefully they’re right.

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“Hey! Let go!”

“Heh.”

[THUNK]

[CRUNCH]

“Sweet dreams.”

END OF EPISODE 4.

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“Hey, wanna come help me fix the All-In-Ones upstairs?”

“Why should I?”

“To help Australia out! He seems rather preoccupied with something.”

“Alright.”

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James: Has the network said anything about stopping this? Or at least sending help? Australia: Not that I know of. I’ve heard they usually clam up about this type of thing, but I didn’t think it was true.