#Harem Of Dumb

[siremasterlawrence]

Exploiting Chris C

I never meant to develop feelings for Chris C it sort of happened when he found me on a app for bdsm and wanted to work with me because he is brainwashed by masses to the umpteenth degree he can’t be himself at all. Constantly calling me bur always avoiding the plans to meet up with me to starts a real time thing until to today and I stupidly give in to his barrage of begs and pleads in a chance to get in to shut the fuck up for a second. Walking in to the restaurant he clearly books for use to have the whole place to himself I think that is quite odd as I spot him and he waves me over and greets me with a firm hand shake.Grabbing me in to a tight bear hug his abs are now mere second from my slim toned body and I feel the pressure of his power making me unsure of his seriousness and his commitment to the situation in the long run.I pull my chair out sitting down in this well shall I say my strange set up, my mind trails off to the knife picking it up a so caught the light in it and blare in to his face with no effort at all I caught his attention by maneuvering it.I love the sight of his attention span weaken before my eyes becoming more glued to the visuals I am bestowing toward him and his body in return agreed sinking in to the chair going completely blank and numb with no room to escape. Did not realize the waiter was standing not only a few feet away from him but incomplete trance and I instructed him to give the staff all the information I think they need and to disappear after that.The food is here after a extended period of me reprogramming him to be in a fever pitch seems as every time I eat it makes him hard and hard he is so turned on by the need who conquered him.

“You are having a wonderful day standing up for the morning.”

“Getting dressed “

“You yawn and run your hands through your hair”

“You get ready for the day “

“Hitting the showers”

“The experience is sensual “

“Every touch, every scrub”

“Making you rock hard”

“Burgeoning you ever closer “

“The heat enclosing over you “

“So hot”

“So hard “

“You want to cum”

“You must explore”

“It’s all you want “

“All you desire “

“Only my hand can give it “

“Only I matter “

“Your faith has been sealed”

“You prep your dog”

“Place the collar and chain”

“Going for a walk ”

“You feel alive “

“You thrive on the out doors “

“Everything is so surreal “

“You match eyes with me”

“I run away “

“You start to do dance chasing after me”

“You are hooked on me”

“Paging Dr Chris C”

“Where am I ?”

“At work dopey”

“Oh! Of course!”

“God you are dumb”

“Kind of dope”

“What type of doctor am I?”

“Dr Love”

“Hell yeah!”

“Dr love indeed”

“How about I show you some loving”

“Oh God!”

“Cheesy! Why too 90’s for me”

“You and I are the same age “

“Only three years apart”

“So if you call me cheesy and old”

“So are you”

“Oh shit! Fuck off!”

“Dr love will see you now”

“Why not?”

“More like it”

“I like you”

“I love you “

“Give me some “

“Touch this merchandise all you want “

“I own it”

“Duh!”

The end

[dragon-razor-writings]

Yang: "Alright, Jaune. Time for you to fess up; who was your gay awakening?

Jaune: "...Okay, before I say this, none of you are allowed to give me shit for this."

Sun + Yang: "No promises."

Jaune: *lets out a heavy breath* "...It was Rito Yuki from To Love-Ru."

Yang: *starts fucking wheezing*

Blake: "How bad was it?"

Jaune: "I made a female self-insert of myself and wrote multiple pieces of fanfiction about the two of them together. All the while paying for fanart of the two together."

Jaune: "It was a very confusing time for myself."

[twinstxrs]

thinking about kageyama’s “it’s the setter’s job to break the wall in front of the spiker” in reference to how kenma sponsoring hinata while he’s in brazil and onwards is effectively doing that on a financial level. once a setter always a setter.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Current Fandoms (that I am likely to post about)

DTPPF (Li Yu is the bestest boy)

TGCF (FENGQING!!)

SVSSS (Shen Qingqiu deserves a harem)

MDZS (Nie Huaisang is my blorbo)

2ha (Domesticated Chu Wanning Cinematic Universe)

Star Trek woke me like a sleeper agent just now

Current WIPS (in order of progress)

[ the root of the problem (is my love for you that grows) ] the fengqing hanahaki fic that is my love child with satan

[ though the stars walk backward ] an academy era spirk au where the Kobayashi Maru is replaced by a new test called the Tarsus IV

[ deep in that darkness peering (as the darkness peers back) ] the huan hua trial au that spirals into an identity and system reveal

[ my soul is painted like the wings of butterflies ] the huaqing brother au I've mentioned involving prophets, pathological liars, a lot of chess metaphors, heavy angst, and time loops

[ across an ocean of time, the wind still sings your name ] a beefleaf time travel fix it featuring amnesia and lots and lots of mutual pining (they pine so much I could warp them in Christmas lights and hang ornaments on them)

Feel free to ask me about any of my wips. I have way more in my folder I sometimes drag out, dust off, and work on, but I figured for brevity (I have well over 120 wips okay we're not listing them all here), I'd only list the ones I'm at the point of naming.

Below the line will be a list of fic's (with links) I've info dumped about at some point. The links will go to the first post I made of each.

The OTHER SVSSS Huan Hua Trial au

TGCF Qi Rong Transmitigation au

[palaceoftears]

Something about these two scenes being in the same episode makes me feral

[jockboydildo]

is it bad that i get horny seeing trans ppl post about hating cismen lol... like... grope my cock and tell my how inferior i am idk

[fistfuloflightning]

It only takes two lonely people To fuck love up and make it evil It only takes a drop of evil To fuck up two beautiful people

E.V.O.L — Marina and the Diamonds

Luo Binghe/Shi Mei because I can

[thatdeadaquarius]

I love “blunt vs flowery” bc on one hand the people are like:

“Where is the context? The background for the words? I need a setting for the idea of this. What subtleties are you trying to convey? The layers? WHY ARE THESE WORDS NAKED?!”

Meanwhile we’re like:

“Damn, that’s a whole lot of nothing you’re saying, my guy.”

This of course is me trying to understand the flowery by theorizing that extra “fluff” is them “dressing” the core message with included context of the mindset, emotions, and overall giving a thematic dressing down of the situation.

In contrast, our words must feel like a naked gut-punch of immediate psychic damage.

YES YES, YOU, YOUUU GET IT!!!

IM SO GLAD THATS BEEN TRANSLATING (lol) THRU ALL MY BLUNT LANG POSTS!!

Modern language is in fact, a raw gut punch to these victorian-ass genshin ppl

Literally This:

Also thank you for sending that bc idk the way u described it?? *chefs kiss 🤌✨️

U know what i live for tho?? So they dont have to be "victorian" ik i say that, but i just use it as a way to like reference their speech/put smth recognizable

But IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THEY ACTUALLY TOOK AFTER THAT TIME PERIOD, LIKE THE SPEECH AND THE BITS OF CULUTRE

Like shoulders being scandalous, modern music basically hella sensual/very genuine/vulnerable, etc.

Like- I LIVEEEE

I just wanna hear a sick drum beat in Sumeru and just start modern dancing and everyone's just like- 😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈💘💘💘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖💖💖

Anyway, ive got too many other things i wanna talk abt/post abt to get into this now, but i might totally make it a passive AU for future requests :D!!

♡

Safe Travels Resident Cryptid,

💀♒️

[savageprettygirl2]

i've been reading this book about a reverse harem, god it's such a dream

[lokislytherin]

daniel harem tier list

jay stole my phone to write this thanks to @ashikarin for the enabling (yes we are still on call. adson (hudson ahn) 🤝 chae warren)

1) love transcends speech: jay

2) i guess you're okay: zoe, johan

3) i don't like you that much but fine: crystal, eli

4) sunshine protectors special mention: zack, vasco, mijin

5) what the fuck are you doing here: goo, hudson, samuel, dg

6) get the fuck out of this list: gun

[saint-miroir]

[sparkymalone]

Okay, today sucked, but I finally made my list! The first part kinda ended up just being a story outline, but whatever!

HEADCANONS FOR THE KUZURYU HAREM AU:

Fuyuhiko and Natsumi are twins

Peko is their adopted sister

All the “tool” stuff still happened, but Peko is very slowly learning her own self-worth

Natsumi is alive, obviously lol

Hajime and Natsumi are in the same class

Most of their classmates are afraid to stand up to Natsumi, because she's in the yakuza

Hajime isn't, though, and he calls her out on shit sometimes

Natsumi is surprised, but intrigued

She starts hanging around him all the time and the two of them form an unlikely friendship

She invites him to her house one day

Hajime meets Fuyuhiko and Peko

Blurts out, “Jeez, is everyone in your family hot?” like a dumbass

Reactions are varied

Natsumi is laughing her ass off

Fuyuhiko is flustered as hell

Peko is kind of confused, but flattered

Hajime wants to die

But they get over it and have fun hanging out

All three of them take a liking to Hajime (platonically, at first)

They hang out a lot as a group

But after a while, they end up all trying to get more of Hajime's attention

Even Peko, which surprises everyone, including her

The fight for Hajime's attention gets more aggressive

The siblings all start inviting him to hang out one-on-one

Hajime is confused, but happy that he has three cool friends

Eventually Natsumi realizes that she likes Hajime romantically

She tells Fuyuhiko and Peko, hoping that it will get them to back off

But her admitting her feelings makes the other two realize that they also like Hajime romantically

The three of them fight for a bit

They decide to all confess to Hajime together and let him choose who he likes

When they do, though, Hajime is completely dumbfounded

Had no idea shit was getting romantic

He doesn't want to pick any of them until he has a chance to reevaluate his feelings for them

So he wants to wait to give them an answer

The siblings begrudgingly agree

But Natsumi and Fuyuhiko are impatient

So it doesn't take long for them to try to sway his decision

Both of them start flirting with him all the time

Even Peko starts coming on to Hajime, in her own way

But she has no idea how to flirt lol

The twins get more and more aggressive with their advances

Leading to a lot of sexy situations lmao

Antics ensue

Actual headcanons:

Natsumi feels extra bitter about Hajime not immediately picking her, since he was her friend first

Fuyuhiko didn't admit to himself that he was gay until he developed feelings for Hajime

Peko is struggling between her efforts to see herself as a person and her desire to make the twins happy

Hajime has no idea how he ended up in this scenario with three love interests, but he likes it

Natsumi likes to make Hajime take her on dates where he has to pay

Fuyuhiko prefers to pay for Hajime when they go out

And Peko prefers to stay in

All three of them steal Hajime's sweatshirts constantly

Hajime can never find a jacket when it's cold, because they've all been stolen

All three siblings have tried to cook for Hajime at different times, with varying results

Natsumi made a great meal that Hajime loved

Fuyuhiko burnt everything, but Hajime pretended to love it anyway

Peko followed instructions on a box and it was fine, so Hajime told her he loved it

Hajime tends to “accidentally” find their underwear sometimes

But he has definitely never done anything… weird… with it (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Hajime's neck and shoulders are covered in bite marks

Meanwhile the twins are covered in hickies

Peko is classy, so hers are underneath her clothes lmao

Natsumi and Fuyuhiko are both super loud during sexy times

Peko is much quieter

Also Peko prefers not to do much sexy stuff

Natsumi will insult and talk shit to Hajime right up until his dick is in her lmao

Fuyuhiko will insult Hajime around the others, but when they're alone he's much sweeter

Peko doesn't intentionally insult Hajime, but her bluntness can lead to inadvertent insults

The three of them will casually compare their experiences with Hajime, including all the dirty details

Natsumi once asked Hajime whose boobs he liked better, and he answered “Fuyuhiko” just to be an asshole 

More to be added maybe? idk

[palaceoftears]

The fact that they haven't even talked for so many episodes... Man why are you so obsessed

[cyborg-squid]

While Iori's fucked-up-edness is of a different style and level than Shirou's, they are for sure similar in that way and further reinforces my (and Kaya's) perception that he'd make a great TM eroge protagonist. Besides the obvious Saber love interest option, I also figure you've got Dorothea and Yui having their own routes, just look at the CGs of both of them in the game and you can see that they've got feelings for The Boy, as much as they try to hide it.

[harem-of-dumb-blonds]

Updated sprites (Moon 7)

Snapkit

Strikekit

[fistfuloflightning]

thinking about luo binghe and shi mei, and you know what? let these two obsessive little freaks have each other. they deserve it after everything they put everyone else through :) they’d either become a power couple or make each other miserable. or both!