#Happy Birthday Simon D

[hvbris]

I take my whiskey neat My coffee black and my bed at three You're too sweet for me

Leah & Simon . a moodboard for @uselessdevice's birthday

[apazmackpie]

Happy birthday, Martin Freeman!! 🥳

53 years old, 53 characters he played.

I finished on time!! But sadly it's not as detailed as i wanted at first. :(

Anyway, if you wanna know who is who, i'll let you all the names under the cut.

From left to right and top to bottom:

Ricky, "Casualty" (1998)

Frank, "I just want to kiss you" (1998)

Jaap, "Lock, stock" (2000)

Jamie, "Men only" (2001)

Ricky-C, "Ali G indahouse" (2002)

D. S. Stringer, "Margery and Gladys" (2003)

John/Jack, "Love, actually" (2003)

Tim Canterbury, "The Office" (2001-2003)

Mike, "Hardware" (2003-2004)

Declan, "Shaun of the Dead" (2004)

Kevin, "Call register" (2004) and "Rubbish" (2007)

Vila, "Blake's Junction 7" (2005)

Arthur Dent, "Hittchiker's guide to the galaxy" (2005)

Ed Robinson, "The Robinsons" (2005)

Matt, "Confetti" (2005)

Sandy, "Breaking and Entering" (2006)

Jeremy, "Dedication" (2007

Gary Shaller, "The good night" (2007)

Sergeant, "Hot Fuzz" (2007)

Pig, "Lonely hearts" (2007)

Chris Ashworth, "The all together" (2007)

Rembrandt van Rijn, "Nightwatching" (2007)

Mr. Codlin, "The old curiosity shop" (2007)

Danny Reed, "Boy meets Girl" (2009)

Chris Curry, "Micro Men" (2009)

Paul Maddens, "Nativity!" (2009)

Hector Dixon, "Wild target" (2010)

John Watson, "Sherlock" (2010-2017)

Clive Buckle, "The girl is mime" (2010)

Alvin Finkel, "Swinging with the Finkels" (2011)

Simon Forrester, "What's your number?" (2011)

Dr. Williams, "The Voorman problem" (2011)

Pirate with a scarf/Number Two, "Pirates!" (2012)

Albert, "Animals" (2012)

Bilbo Baggins, "The Hobbit trilogy" (2012-2014)

Don, "Svengali" (Movie from 2013 and series from 2009)

Oliver Chamberlain, "The world's end" (2013)

Lester Nygaard, "Fargo" (2014)

Milton Frutchman, "The Eichmann show" (2015)

Steve Marriot, "Midnight of my life" (2015)

Iain MacKelpie, "Whiskey tango foxtrot" (2016)

Everett Ross, "Captain America: Civil War" (2016), "Black Panther" (2018), "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever" (2022), "Secret Invasion" (2023)

Phil Rask, "StartUp" (2016-2017)

Michael Priddle, "Ghost Stories" (2017)

Andy Rose, "Cargo" (2017)

Thomas, "The operative" (2019)

Charlie Green, "Ode to joy" (2019)

Stephen Fulcher, "A confession" (2019)

Paul Worsley, "Breeders" (2020-2023)

Harold Wallach, "Angelyne" (2022)

Chris Carson, "The responder" (2022-2024)

Jonathan Miller, "Miller's Girl" (2024)

Richard III, from the theather play with the same name. (2014)

[italktoomuchxd]

Hello! I hope that's not a weird thing to ask, but regarding your newest HC, what if Simon's S/O knit him something instead? Something like a scarf for him! Or maybe something big like a blanket for the both of them to snuggle up under as well? :D Sorry, I just love knitting, so seeing it mentioned makes me incredibly happy and I wanna read more about a Simon, who knits! :D Thank you for your wonderful HCs and stories! Naturally, you don't have to add your thoughts to this, I just thought it'd be nice to imagine something domestic and sweet! Anyway, thank you again and have a nice day! :>

Thank you! You’re so sweet <3 And for a person who can’t knit or sew, even with my life on the line, I adore people who have a talent for that kind of thing 😭 my mom tried to teach me how to knit like 50 times, but it all ended up with her having an anger attack. Anyway, I hope you like it :3

It's Simon’s birthday soon… you don't know what to do, he owns everything! Maybe a new shirt… Nah, that'll be so classic… a book? He probably has read all the books in existence… then you get the best idea you've had for a while.

You're gonna make a blanket for him!

Do you have any idea how to do it?

No!

Are you gonna do it anyway?

HELL YEAH!

You bought all the yarn you needed, using his favorite colors, and you opened a YouTube tutorial to make it… it was hard at first, but you managed to do it! Make little square flowers first, then put them together and voilà! Here’s your blankie!

You packed it with a berry-scented candle, some ‘shiny rocks’ in Simon’s dictionary, and a Dido and Aeneas vinyl he was babbling about.

When it is finally his birthday - you are still shocked at how you finished the blanket on time - you go to his place. He's not the type to celebrate his birthday outside. It is just another excuse for him to call you over to his flat.

Oh god! The face when he opened that box! He's almost gonna cry!

“You made this? For me?”

“Yes, I know it's not perfect but… I tried my best. I hope you like it?”

“I love it!”

With the blink of an eye, you were snuggling under that blanket with Simon, sipping wine as the berry scent filled the air, along with the Thanks to These Lonesome Vales playing softly in the background.

[ghostedeabha]

hello! i read your family fic and absolutely loved it with all my heart<3333 i was wondering if you could write more about the riley family :33

maybe they’re celebrating someone in the family’s birthday! your pick on who it is :D

but i would love to see what you do with this<3333

you ask for birthday and i raise you:

soldier returning home for his children's birthday🥰

i hope you enjoy !! <3

simon "ghost" riley x mom!reader/children!ocs

word count: 1433

warnings: pure pure fluff, tears of joy, so so so so much crying from reader and the 17 year old son (bc men are allowed to be vulnerable too <3)

a/n: simon returing from a mission early for the twins' fourth birthday?? i think yes :) idk why but this is immediately what came to mind when i read this request. this fic takes place just before the riley family vacation to soap's beach house <3 in my mind it's like early july

a/n 2.0: also we officially have names for the riley kids. bug, matthew, lyla and luka <3

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"mandy it's not his fault he can't be here, he's literally in a another country fighting a war right now. i'm sure he's just as heartbroken about it as the rest of us." you sighed to your sister in law.

it was the twins' fourth birthday, you and your sister's wife mandy, were in the kitchen prepping the food for their birthday party in 20 minutes.

"i don't know, i just think he should've asked for the time off. he knows when his kids' birthdays are." the blonde said as she cut up some strawberries.

"he can't just request time off in his job. his job isn't like a 9-5 mandy."

you were starting to get frustrated with the conversation so you just decided to change the topic and turn the attention towards the stars of the day, the twins.

"anyhow, the twins are going to wake up from their nap any minute now so i'm gonna go upstairs and shower really quick before i lose the opportunity."

"alright, i'll start bringing the food and games outside."

"okay, bug and matthew should be out there setting up the tables and decorations so ask them for help if you need it. when is erin coming back again?"

"she said she'd be back just after the party started, she needs to go pick up the rest of lyla and luka's gifts."

"gifts? plural? mandy, you two already brought like four seperate bags of gifts! they're four they don't need this much." you replied with a laugh, disbelief overtaking you as mandy reveals her and your sister were absolutely spoiling your children.

"they deserve it! plus, i promise, you'll like this last part she's getting too. now go! go! get your shower."

"god, you two are insufferable." you mutter, mostly to yourself, with a slight laugh as you walk up the stairs to get to your room and take a quick shower.

almost immediately after you step out of the shower and wrap a towel around yourself, the cries of one of the twins rang through the house, their cries triggering the cries from their twin. you let out a soft sigh and dried yourself off as quickly as possible and slipped on your bathrobe, making your way to the twins' room.

"awake from your nap my darlings?" you say softly as you enter their room and approach their separate cribs.

lifting luka from his crib first, you hold him out for a moment and then bring him close, pressed to your chest.

"happy birthday, my sweet pumpkin." you say softly, rocking the crying infant whose cries die down slowly now that he is in the arms of someone safe and loving.

you walk over to lyla's crib, adjusting luka in your arms to carry him in just one so you can reach in a hand to lyla to let her know you're there.

her cries begin to cease as she grabs at your hand.

"hi there baby, did you nap well angel? happy birthday~" you coo at her.

lyla nods as she grabs at your fingers.

"i'm gonna put your brother in here with you for a moment so i can go get your outfits." you tell her with a smile as you set luka in the crib with lyla.

you turn to their dresser and pick out their outfits for the party, you suppose you'll just have to get dressed in a few minutes.

it was a bit of a struggle to get the outfits on thr twins, both having woken from their naps with a lot of energy meanth they were wiggling around as you were trying to change them and that only prolonged the task.

eventually though, you were successful and placed the two down onto the floor and smiled at them. "goodness, look at how cute you two are... gotta take a picture for daddy, yeah? look at mummy, smile!"

you take your phone out from the pocket if your bathrobe and snap a picture of lyla and luka, adorable smiles on their faces.

a small twinge of sadness pokes at you as you take the picture, sad that simon will only get to see them on their birthday through a picture. celebrating his babies' birthday alone on base.

nonetheless you shake off your negative thoughts and pocket your phone once more, picking the twins up and carrying them both back to your room so you could keep an eye on them as you tried your best to get ready in time for the party

you were now 40 minutes into the party, games being played, the bunch of kids in your backyard ran around and laughed happily. you scanned the area, taking note of where all your own children are.

bug was playing in the dirt with lyla, probably looking for critters, something they bonded over frequently.

matthew was playing tag with luka and some of the other little kids, letting them tag him as they played.

"erin should be back in about five or so minutes." mandy says from behind you, causing you to jump a little at the suddenness.

"jeez! oh, okay.." you reply, putting a hand over your heart to calm yourself as you laughed a little from nerves.

"we should probably start opening presents, yeah?" mandy suggests, motioning to the overflowing presents table.

you couldn't say you didn't spoil your kids, that's for sure.

"yeah, you're right." you nod and begin to call out to the guests and your family.

"guys! it's time for presents and cake!"

"present!" you hear luka scream excitedly, beginning to try and run over to you.

you laugh at his cuteness and sit down, letting everyone gather around, situating the twins on your lap while they open their presents.

you were almost to the end of all the presents when you heard the patio door slid open and closed, erin walking through with a few bags in her hands.

"so sorry i'm late! but i have lots of presents!" she calls, waking over to you and the twins as she holds up the bags.

"here, here, take them." she says, pushing them all onto the table.

"thanks erin, you really didn't have to get this much." you reply with a laugh, letting both of the twins reach out to try and grab the bags, you make sure they grab their own bags, watching as they opened them excitedly.

"okay, erin and i have one more present, but it's for all five of you. gimme just a minute, i'll be right back with it, it's a big gift." mandy says as the twins finish opening their presents.

this makes you look at erin and mandy, a confused and almost worried look on your face. you knew your sister and her wife pretty well and there's so many ways this could go.

mandy runs into the house as everyone at the party waits in anticipation for whatever the hell mandy could've brought.

when mandy returns, her gift is the very last thing you expect.

simon walks through the back door with her, a smile on his unmasked face.

"daddy!" lyla squeals loudly, wiggling from your lap to run over to simon, hugging his leg as she cried from her overwhelming happiness.

"dad?!" you hear matthew and bug yell in shock, both of their voices cracking.

matthew full on runs into simon's arms, hugging his father as tight as he possible could as he also cried, overwhelmed by shock and happiness. he sobbed hard into simon's shoulder as simon chuckled and rubbed his back. "missed you too bud."

"oh my god.. simon?" you say softly, getting up from your seat as you keep luka in your shaking arms.

"c'mere, love." simon responds, motioning in a come hither motion to you.

like you were on autopilot, your feet carried you and luka over to simon, joining in on the family hug. bug was the last to join, wrapping their arms tightly around simon from behind.

"i missed you all so much..." simon says softly, quiet enough for just your sweet little family to hear.

"we missed you too dad." matthew says between sniffles, his emotions still getting the best of him.

"and happy birthday to my two little rascals, you're... three now right?" simon says, teasing the twins.

"no! daddy silly! we dis many." lyla says with a giggle, holding up four fingers in her father's face.

"ah yes, my mistake princess." he chuckles and gives her little head a kiss.

this was definitely the best birthday party you could've ever had for the twins.

[icouldntfindthedoor]

Being in a relationship with Ghost headcanons

Because I love this big sad man. Someone make him some tea. 

This man is real gruff and hard around the edges. If his SO is military like him, he’s harder on them, pushing them to do better, to be better than him. He can come across as incredibly rude and nasty, but the reality is he sees a lot of potential in his SO and wants them to succeed. He just doesn’t believe in coddling them. 

Even if they’re already in a relationship, his attitude doesn’t change. If his SO fucks up a job, he’s going to tell them that right to their face. They don’t get special treatment from him. 

He doesn’t care for PDA. He’ll clap his SO on the shoulder as he walks by and that’s it. Kissing, hugging and lingering touches are for moments of privacy only. He’s uncomfortable with other people seeing him and his SO together. Not because he’s embarrassed of his SO, but because he grew up in a household where his parents barely tolerated each other and never once showed any affection in front of their children. To him, that’s normal. Expect him to push his SO off if they try and kiss him in front of their friends. 

The closest he’ll get to PDA is gently holding his SO’s sleeve under the table or in the back of a car. 

With that said, in the privacy of their home or their room, Ghost is very affectionate in his own way. He rests his hand on his SO’s thigh, thumb idly tracing invisible patterns in their skin, or he’ll stand nearby while they’re cooking in the kitchen. They’d already told him they didn’t need help, but he wants to be close to them, so he gives himself random jobs, like filling the dishwasher or sweeping the floor, just so he can stay with them. 

Also likes using pet names for his SO. He calls them gorgeous, sausage, love, darling, handsome and sweetheart. One time Soap walked in while Ghost was talking to his SO and heard Ghost say, “You alright, sausage?”  Soap just chuckled and said, “I’m doin’ alright, cupcake, how are you?” 

He couldn’t look Soap in the eye for days afterward. 

If his SO’s native language isn’t English, he makes an effort to learn it so he can understand their culture a little better, and make his SO feel more at home with him. He absolutely butchers the pronunciation of some words, but it’s very endearing. 

If his SO is shorter than him, he likes to walk up behind them while they’re doing something at home and wrap his arms around their middle, propping his chin on their head. It’s lovely and warm and he even cracks the joke, “I’ve got my whole world in my arms.” 

If his SO is taller than him, he loves it when they do the above to him. He likes nuzzling into the crook of their neck and feeling their arms holding him close. He realizes later on that he’s never had anyone hold him like that before, he’s never felt so secure and safe with another person before. It’s terrifying but it’s also nice. 

If his SO is tinkering away at something, a weapon or anything like that, he tends to stand over their shoulder, hands on hips, watching them work because it’s fascinating. 

Only his SO and Soap have heard him laugh. It’s a deep, hearty chuckle, his whole body shakes it with, and it’s always right after he’s told a horrible joke or pun. 

If someone hurts his SO, he expects his SO to stand their ground and fight back. If they can’t, he intervenes. He needs to know his SO is capable of defending themselves if he’s gone, and so even if they’re not in the military he teaches them basic self defense moves. 

He loves when his SO makes his tea, and he also learns to make their favourite beverage as well. 

He remembers nearly all of his SO’s favourite things, and never forgets their birthday. Even if he’s deployed elsewhere and they’re not together, he makes sure to say happy birthday to his SO, even if it’s just to himself.

He’s not a very good kisser. He’s kissed maybe one or two people before, but he tries to learn what his SO likes. He much prefers cuddling to kisses.  

His SO calls him Simon when they’re alone. He doesn’t really like it when they call him Ghost, he doesn’t want to be Ghost around them. 

With a cis male SO, Ghost isn’t worried about people finding out he’s with another man. On the contrary, he couldn’t give a fuck. He loves men with muscles, tattoos and stubble. 

With a trans SO who hasn’t gone through surgeries or hormone treatments yet, he helps them with their gender dysphoria by helping his SO with their binding (for a trans male SO), wanting to make sure they’re comfortable while not hurting their ribs. He also helps his SO with padding and tucking (trans female SO) for the same reason, he wants them to feel beautiful in their bodies while also keeping safe. If they have gone through hormone and surgery, he’s there to support them in their recovery period, helping them wash and making sure their stitches don’t come undone and stay clean. Seeing their SO’s face in the mirror when they see themselves for the first time, looking how they’d always wanted to look, almost brings a tear to Ghost’s eyes. He’s very proud of them and he tells them that. 

[colorful-white-ideas]

Happy 33th birthday Bill !! 🎈🎈

I hope he's having a very happy and calm day with his siblings and daughters. All my best wishes to him and his career , all the hard work and effort he is putting lately in all of his projects I know will pay off.

Now , because of this day I want to make a top 6 of my favorite characters of his.

6 ) Roman Godfrey - HEMLOCK GROVE

( he did what he could with the script that was given to him)

5 ) The Marquis d Gramont - JOHN WICK 4

( annoying AF , cartoonish accent, I hated him I was relieved he died so 10 /10 good service)

4) Mickey - VILLAINS

( he showed to a lot of us that he has good comedy timing, and also mickey was the sweetest)

3) Simon - SIMPLE SIMON

( This is one of my comfort movies, that's all )

2) The kid - CASTLE ROCK

( he showed commitment and talent better performance than Pennywise imo, with no make up and a fragile look he managed to scare me and also intrigue me )

1) Willard Russel - THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME

( the scene where he met Charlotte and they share a cigarette 🥺🥺 that is acting , the body language and the voice ugh ... He has talent. Also that small scene is the closest thing we have to a romcom with him as the main character)

Anyway do you feel like dancing? here :

the Clark credits scene but with Jailhouse rock in Spanish ( El rock de la cárcel) have you ever heard it ? No?

el rock de la cárcel is classic song (cover) in spanish rock by the legend Enrique Guzmán, released in 1960.

Enjoy.

[cyandreamzaceattorney]

♤ ace attorney week fanart ♤

(detail explaination of ace-spec hcs for these characters under cut)

A few days I learnt that from 20th-26th of October is ace week! And that inspired me to draw ace attorney characters I personally hc as ace-spec because I'm ace, ace week takes place during my birthday, and I'm still hyperfixated with ace attorney! So today I finished this drawing, and I'm pretty happy with the results :D, I tried to make each character mostly monochromatic with one shade of the ace flag (black for Simon, grey for Franziska, white for Ema and purple for Maya) which lined up very well with most of these characters main canon colours (only outlier is Ema but her lap coat is white so it still works!).

I also designed all the outfits and they're not my faves but I don't dislike them either, though Ema's is based off an outfit from her beta designs. Also in case it wasn't already obvious this drawing is set some time post aa6.

Now for the hc's!

(Of course these are just my personal hc's and you are more than free to have different ones to me, after all different hc's are what makes a fandom fun! At least to me :3)

Simon: I hc him as aroace, personally to me he just feels uninterested in engaging in long term relationships with most people, and the few human connections his has to me feel purely platonic ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ his life partner is definitely Taka, 100% buddy's for life.

Franziska: I hc her as an asexual lesbian, idk why, but I personally see her as specifically a sex repulsed asexual but is attracted to women romantically.

Ema: I hc her as demipansexual/romantic, partly because I've seen a few people hc her as aroace but, by time I saw that I already started to hc her as pansexual (cuz she feels like she has one type, and it's frilly procecutors XD) but one day decided I'd make her a-spec as well cuz why not ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Maya: I hc her as multisexual aroace. Which I know might sound like a contradiction to some so let me explain. Simply put, some aroace people feel little to no sexual/romantic attention but, still enjoy sexual/romantic relationships, again this is some, not all, and you should of course never assume anyone's stance on relationships (a-spec or not). So in my mind, Maya doesn't feel romantic/sexual attraction but, does feel drawn to platonic relationships and in my mind wouldn't mind a romantic and/or sexual with someone she had a good relationship with.

While I did describe this as multisexual aroace, in my hc Maya doesn't label her attention orientation, just knows she doesn't find people attractive in certain ways but is comfortable with those kinds of relationships with a kind person regardless of gender (though maybe she might sometimes call herself bi or pan for ease of understanding? Idk even though these are my hc's, lol).

Hope you all enjoy this drawing :3 I will probably draw more art based around as hc's cuz I have a lot XD

[scmantic]

is that (HANNAH SIMONE)? oh, no, that’s (RANIA CHADHA), a (FORTY-TWO)year old (NURSE AT VALPARAÍSO CENTRO MÉDICO) who uses (SHE/HER)pronouns. they currently live in (CASABLANCA), and the character they identify with most is (HELEN PARR FROM THE INCREDIBLES). hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas! 

BASICS 

full name: rania ahana chadha  hometown: london, england  sexuality: bisexual  birthday: september 10  zodiac: virgo sun, capricorn moon, virgo rising (i'm so sorry) height: 5’7”  languages spoken: english, spanish, french marital status: married  children: 10-year-old twins, sonia and zane   traits: nurturing, bold, focused, abrasive, defensive, stubborn

HISTORY tw anxiety

born in london to restaurant owners, rania grew up in the kitchen with her two younger brothers; while they caused trouble she kept them in line (in typical older sister virgo fashion), from a young age being the Responsible One and helping raise the younger ones

her parents were super busy, so she had a lot of responsibility from a young age, was the one getting her brothers up for school and making sure they were dressed and fed

she was a high achiever in school and was very ambitious from a young age, knowing immediately that she did not want to inherit the restaurant from her parents

her parents weren't super happy considering she was the ideal future owner and the MOST responsible child clearly, but they let her Follow Her Dreams of becoming a nurse

being under so much pressure to achieve and to help out wherever she could definitely took a toll and she has struggled with anxiety for most of her life, always anxious she isn't doing enough or is doing the wrong thing; there's always something to worry about

in college, she met her spouse after a particularly shitty, annoying breakup and has never looked back

she was always kind of ambivalent toward relationships and ~love~ until she met them, blames them for making her a softie (she's always been a softie)

they ended up in chile due to her partner's job about 15 years ago and it's safe to say this feels like her forever home, their twins were born here, they have a life here — rania loves it

loves being a mom, loves being a Working Mom and having a full schedule because if she's not moving then she feels like she's d*ing

PERSONALITY/FUN FACTS

biiiiig mama bear energy, protective as hell of her kids and pretty much anyone else she cares about

type a, perfectionist, will do everything herself just so it's Done Right

she DOES have a therapist and manages her anxiety, but she's still always buzzing, always moving, has lots of energy that she puts into work and the people around her

generally friendly and very sweet, doesn't know a stranger, but will not be sweet if you mess with her family

tough love advocate, does not beat around the bush

loves bad tv, show her a show that has too many seasons and terrible writing? she is SAT

stubborn, likes things to be her way, will be annoying if they're not

despite growing up in a restaurant, is a horrible chef, her kids audibly groan when she's the one making dinner

wears lots of jewelry (always gold), bunch of necklaces and rings

WC page found here pinterest found here

[bbgyghost]

Birthday-Night(Ghost/Simon x Y/N )

Simon Riley x y/n !CM! WSFW, Smut, one night stand, unprotected sex, overstimulation, dirty talk,… let me know if I missed something y’all

“Ughhh…F-Fuck keep going d-don’t stop” I moaned as Simon continued thrusting his dog tags dangled in my face yet i didn’t care. I gripped the bed sheets beside me as his thrusts became more faster and urgent. “Such a tight little pussy” Simon chuckled as he reached down rubbing my swollen cunt.—- now I bet your asking how in the hell did you get into this situation now that’s a good question let me start from the beginning…

“Girll come on it’s your 21 birthday we bout to get lit” Ari my childhood bestie yelled as I finally got out of the shower wrapping my body and soaked hair in a towel as I walked through our apartment to my room “yea yea I know it’s just you know i just got out of a relationship with mark.. I’m just emotional not ready” i replied with a sigh as i closed my room door an put in so underwear as i started to rummage through my closet for some clothes “Y/N come on you can’t cry forever it’s been weeks girly” Ari sighed as she walked into my bedroom and plopped down in my bed “it was a 2 year relationship Ari I can’t just drop that” i replied as I grabbed a hoodie from my closet “Y/N get your ass up and let’s go to a club a bar shit let’s go and watch to the movie like come on your becoming a boomer what happened to my little happy slut” Ari replied as she slammed her head back on my bed “ariiii why do I need to go out it’s just a birthday it’s nothing special” i replied

An hour later I was all dressed up in one of ari’s bright red short leather dress that clung to my curves as I pulled it down my thighs “Ari this is too short my ass In nearly hanging out” i replied as I pulled the dress down “that’s the point girl we going to get you laid pookie” ari chuckled as she handed my some black heels as I slid on some fishnets and pulled my dress back down before sliding into the heel “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this” i sighed as I combed my Afro back into a ponytail with a large puff ball “sit down so I can put you on some makeup” Ari giggled excitedly “only eyeshadow and lips stick” I sighed as I hated putting on makeup and yet by time we left the apartment I have on a full face of makeup earrings and a tight ass outfit

“I could kill you for this Ari” i replied as I sat in the passenger seat of Ari’s car “come on you look like a total baddie I’ll be surprised if you don’t get laid but don’t worry I’ll lay you if you don’t” Ari giggled as she drove us to one of the local clubs

“Ughhh I told you it would be packed it’s a Friday night” i replied to Ari as this was our third time driving around the parking lot looking for a park “just get out and go in without me I’ll park down the street and walk” Ari replied as I got out of the car pulling my dress down and grabbed my purse “don’t take too long” i replied as i walked up the stairs to the club as some random man whistled at me and i flicked him off and walked in walked through the loud crowd of dancing people as i made my way to the bar and sat down crossing my legs “let me get a double shot of vodka on ice” i replied as I pulled out a crisp $20 bill and handed it to the bartender that stared at me like I was some angel “I’m sorry what did you say ma’am” the bartender replied as a tall man with a skull mask pulled over his nose repeatedly “a double shot and vodka now stop staring at the lady titts and do your damn job” he replied in a thick British accent and his voice is incredibly deep as the bartender nodded and quickly got me my drink “ahh thank you” i giggled as I turned towards the man “don’t worry about it names Simon you?” Simon replied as he turned to look at me. His gaze lingered over my body before he looked back up at me “Y/N nice to meet you simon” I smiled as he chuckled “I like they way you say my name” Simon replied as another man walked up “ghost we are heading back to the base” the man replied as I titled my head “ghost?” I giggled as Simon scoffed “this is soap” Simon replied as I giggled “Did you say Soap? what a weird combo i like it” I laughed “My name is Johnny, but you can call me Soap.” he chuckled as nodded at Simon in walked away “so what’s a pretty woman like you doing here by yourself” Simon replied as he took a sip of his whiskey “ah no no I’m not alone my friend is probably somewhere on the dance floor” I chuckled as I glanced over at the dance floor seeing Ari grinding up against some random man as i looked back at Simon who was staring at my legs as he looked like he was in a trance “Simon” I giggled as I waved my hand in front of his face “ahh my bad love” Simon chuckled as he drunk the rest of his whiskey “i don’t remember telling you but your indeed a gorgeous woman” he said as he stared at me “ah thank you I don’t get complaints often” I chuckled “you don’t damn these men must be blind” simon laugh “i don’t think so they just stare nowadays” I giggled as I drunk the rest of my drink waving the bartender for another…

Time passes rather quickly as I found myself dancing with Simon his large hands had a rather good grip on my hips as I danced back onto him “love if you keep moving your hips like that I’ll have to take you home with me” Simon chuckled as I turned around “i don’t think I’d mind that” I giggled as I was already tipsy as I wrapped my arms around Simons neck as I whispered into his ear “actually you should take me home” i replied as I kissed his neck. Simon pulled back his “love i don’t think you understand what your getting yourself into” he replied as I giggled “maybe I do maybe i don’t, who cares” I laughed as Simon’s hands slowly slid down from my waist to my ass gripping me as he pulled me closer “do you stay close love” Simon asked as he stared down into my eyes “umm probably 5 or 6 miles away so somewhat close” i replied as he chuckled and I giggled “I think it’ll be better if we go an have some alone time~” Simon whispered into my ear as I bit me lip

Next I knew it I was in the back of some Uber making out with this tall 6’6 man that looked like he could throw me like a empty bottle if he wanted to as the car pulled up to a military base and I looked at Simon confused as he picked me up with ease throwing me over his shoulder as he held my dress down in the back so I wouldn’t flash anyone as he walked into the base walking past men as i looked around giggling “where are you taking me Simon” I asked as he chuckled “to my bedroom love” “your in the military” I asked as I wiggled my hips “yes I am why else would i be here” he laughed as he gripped my ass which made me let out quiet moan “don’t do that” i replied as Simon stated to walk faster towards his room and quickly opened the door before walking in and locking it behind him as he had no problem quickly getting me out of that tight ass dress as I laid on his bed in my underwear fishnets and heels i couldn’t see his expression tho i could see the lust in his eyes as he glared at me like I was his pray “S-Simon” I called out as he slowly got down on his knees kissing his way up my thigh as he ripped my fishnets looking me in my eyes as he pulled off my thongs as I was nearly soaking wet “your so fucking wet” Simon chuckled as he slid his finger through my apex before he dips a finger into me, a gasp leaving my lips. He wraps his other hand around my thigh, pushing it down on my stomach so he could hold me still as soft whimpers leaves my lips in a sweet symphony that he’s clearly loving He’s curling his fingers right into the sweet spot inside of me that makes me to start to Squirming under him as he dragging his tongue over my mound, flicking up my clit making me moan loudly “fuck Simon If-if you do that I’ll-“ I gasped as he added another finger and I propped my on my elbows so i could look down at him “w-wait” I gasped as my legs started to tremble “let go love let me bring you pleasure” Simon groaned against my clit.

In a matter of minutes Simon had me orgasm hard as I squealed my eyes rolling back as I tried to closed my thighs yet Simon wasn’t having it as he held my legs open “that’s my good girl” he chuckled as he lifted his head and looked at me his lips and chin soaked in my arousal as I was breathing heavily “Fuck your good at that” I chuckled as he pull his finger out of me and put them into his mouth sucking my arousal off of them as someone knocked on the door “ghost I need to talk to you” captain price voice came through the door

As Simon cussed under his breath “I’m a little busy is it important captain” Simon asked as he started to kiss my body his lips latch onto my nipple as I covered my mouth not wanting to get caught “yes it’s somewhat important” captain price replied as I accidentally let a small moan out yet Simon didn’t stop “ghost you don’t have anyone in your room do you” captain price asked as my heart stopped for a second “yea I do” Simon replied calmly as he didn’t stop sucking on my nipple “well son we’ll talk in the morning” captain price replied with a chuckle as I heard him walking away “S-sorry” i replied as Simon pulled off his shirt “it’s ok love don’t worry about that just focus one and the pleasure your about to receive” he chuckled as he dropped his pants and his fat length stood at attention as my mouth dropped as the size of this man’s junk “that’s not going to fit” i replied as Simon spit on his hand and rubbed it on his tip “I’ll make it fit sweetheart just relax for me” he replied as he rubbed his tip against my entrance a couple times before thrusting it in all at once as I moaned my eyes watering as Simon kissed my neck “shhh it’s all over now it’ll only hurt for a minute” he replied

I mean I’ve had sex before yet it was nothing compared to this. It all felt so foreign it felt so good the way he slowly trusted into me holding my legs open it was all too much as I felt that knot in my stomach and I knew i wouldn’t last long “please fuckk it’s so good~” I moaned as wrapping my arms around Simons neck “your so fuckin tight” he chuckled as he kissed my cheek as he sped up his thrust the sound of skin on skin mixed with my moans filled the room as I wrapped my legs around Simon’s waist as i came close to orgasming again “fu-ck….please go harder” i wined as simon laughed “your such a desperate slut” he replied as he kissed my neck leaving a trail of hot kisses “it’s so go-od” i whimpered as my head dropped back his arms on the sides of my head “fuck..I’m close love” Simon moaned as he’s hip’s started to speed up until we both came together yet that was only the beginning

“Ughhh…F-Fuck keep going d-don’t stop” I moaned as Simon continued thrusting his dog tags dangled in my face yet i didn’t care. I gripped the bed sheets beside me as his thrusts became more faster and urgent. “Such a tight little pussy” Simon chuckled as he reached down rubbing my swollen bundle of nerves that made me squirm underneath him this was like the forth round and I was already way past my limit as we both were soaked in sweat and arousal “I’m going to knock your little pussy up ok baby” Simon groaned as he pushed both of my knees up to my chest so he could thrust deeper into me “it’s too much I can’t” I moaned nearly in tears “just a little more love you can take it” Simon replied as I climaxed and he rode my orgasm out before he spilled himself deep inside me “fuck-..” Simon moaned before he leaned down kissing me as i could taste my own arousal on his tongue as he slowly started to trust into me again “NO more” i replied as Simon laughed “ok ok I won’t push you anymore” he replied as he laid down next to me showering me in kisses before getting up and putting on his clothes as he grabbed a towel and poured some cold water on it as he wiped me clean. The sensation of the cold towel on my hot skin nearly made me orgasm again and Simon just laughed before kissing my thighs “your so fuckin hot ya know” he replied as I turned away “n-no more ok” i replied as he continued to kiss up my thigh to my stomach up my chest to my chin “sorry i can’t help it when there’s such a sexy woman in my bed” he chuckled as he finished cleaning me up sliding on one of his shirts and laying me down next to him on his bed as I snuggled up next to him “hey Simon how old are you” I boldly ask as I laid on his chest “37 why” he replied as my eyes widened “what don’t tell me your like 18 or some shit love” Simon sighed “no no I’m 21 i just didn’t expect you to be in your thirties when you look like this and the way your-” I clearly my throat as Simon laughed “well I’ll take that as a compliment love” he chuckled as we cuddled together through the night yet when Simon woke up i had already gotten up and slipped out of the base leaving behind my EarPods “oh you little-” Simon chuckled as he picked up my EarPods “damn i miss her already” Simon said out loud

[ebbpettier]

HAPPY SIMON'S BIRTHDAY >:D i'm making good headway writing right now, i haven't had much time this week but I'm determined to get this beast done! and i'm eating cherries while i write in deference to the holiday thank you for the tags, @artsyunderstudy and @imagineacoolusername!

I suppose there could be worse reactions to the ancestral home. He could hate it. I’ve never had to think about whether or not Simon Snow would like my house before, and I suddenly feel strangely self-conscious about it. I want him to be impressed, even though public bathrooms without swear-words written on the stalls would probably impress him too.

@mangorumpuscandyfactory @shrekgogurt @stitchyqueer @ivelovedhimthroughworse TAG YOU'RE IT

[singeratlarge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Dana Andrews, Matthew/Stymie Beard, Brahms’s 1879 Violin Concerto in D, Greg Carmichael (Acoustic Alchemy), Johnny Cash’s 1st free concert @ San Quentin (1960) w/Merle Haggard in the “audience,” Morris Chestnut, Xavier Cugat, Douglas David, Joseph Donkoh, Morgan Fisher (Mott the Hoople), Grandmaster Flash, E.M. Forster, Philip Glass’s 2012 SYMPHONY NO. 9, Rocky Graziano, Ty Hardin, the Hearts of Space radio series (1983), Miki Higashino, Huntingdon High School (PA), Milt “Bags” Jackson, web  journalist Kathy Kolb, Carole Landis, Charles Matongo, Country Joe McDonald, Lorenzo de' Medici, Makori Mokua, Colin Morgan, Arthur Prysock, Paul Revere (the Revolutionary), Paul Revere & the Raiders (1958), Betsy Ross, Nathaniel Shilkret, Simon & Garfunkel’s 1966 “Sounds of Silence” single, Shelby Steele, Tank, TOP OF THE POPS TV show (1964), Ari Up (The Slits), “Mad Anthony” Wayne, Huldrych Zwingli and my former neighbor, occasional collaborator, and Renaissance Man, Bill Stefanacci—globe-trotting film-maker, martial arts expert, surfer, yoga enthusiast, and mastermind behind the band Funk Dub Division.

Beyond guiding the musical brain trust of FDD, Bill is immersed in the physics and electronics of psycho acoustics. Published in over 800 journals, his theories on sub-atomic particle/wave arrays in DNA are accepted by the global science community as the bridge between the material world and consciousness itself. Bill is also the head of ESA Productions, creating documentaries and films for educational television. Musically he has worked Hugh Masakela, Les McCann, Metallica, Judy Mowatt, The Persuasions, Third World, Pamela Z, and various classical/world music ensembles. As for Funk Dub Division, they’re not just music—they’re a state of mind involving funk, dub, soul, experimental, and electronic moshing featuring some of world music's tightest players and vocalists blend in a digital, psychedelic amalgamation. On a cosmic turntable they play next to Black Uhuru, Miles Davis, Martin Denny, Thelonious Monk, Rufus, Ravi Shankar, and William Burroughs. Have some fun in 2024 with FDD’s music—and HB BS!

https://funkdubdivision.bandcamp.com

#Bill #Stefanacci #Funk #Dub #Division #birthday #physics #electronics #psychoacoustics #acoustics #subatomic #particles #DNA #ESA #Productions #HughMasakela #LesMcCann #Metallica #JudyMowatt #ThePersuasions #ThirdWorld #PamelaZ #Soul #experimental #mosh #digital #psychedelic #BlackUhuru #MilesDavis #MartinDenny #TheloniousMonk #Rufus #RaviShankar #WilliamBurroughs

[vampykween]

MIC MIC MIC!!!! happy birthday!!! <33 u are 21…. omg… i hope u have an awesome birthday filled with happiness and good food!! sending u many hugs and kisses from me, simon, and price :3 look at this cute little cat gif

DI AWWW MY LOVE <3

thank you so very much!!! i was worried about coming home (cause of some family stuff) but i’m having the best time spending my birthday with them :D thank you for all the love <3 and the cat gif!!! crying you know me too well MWAH ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

also even though i’ll be less active here in the new year trust i will still stop by and grace with some mic updates hehe love u

[daylightaftertherain]

🧐🎯🤲 ? >:]

abrammm how are you bestie? also happy belated birthday again <3

🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

I mean it depends on the fic, like for my witch simon au and other fantasy aus, I usually don't do a lot of research and come up with the verse and magic-related things myself, but for wips like my slasher au, my search history makes it look like I'm planning five different murders 💀💀

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

not yet, but that's probably because I've only posted three one-shots and one generally canon-compliant au (that I've abandoned for months shhhhhh), but I have some multi chapter wips that have cliffhangers :D

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

oooo yes, this one is from my one last stop/ghost!simon fic, phantasmal flux of moments (bonus points if you know which poem the title's inspired by)

He pretends to wake up from his spot curled up on a pile of leftover costumes, tries and fails for the thousandth time to brush the dust from his suit, shakes his head through another flashback of cold hands covering his own warm ones (he’s almost forgotten what warmth feels like, at this point), and stands up. Says hello to the employees arriving for work so he doesn’t forget how to talk. Settles down in the shadows to sketch, so people don’t notice the levitating notebook and pencil. 

send me fic-related asks!!

[ask-thsc-blog]

Years later now Rina was a kid

Simon: “Rina!

Angelene: “Happy birthday! We are going to see your grandparents!”

Awww :D

[last-starry-sky]

Hi Kate ⭐🌟✨, my questions for you: 🔐🫐🌹🌊

((Sorry these are so late! I got sucked into a birthday party immediately 😅))

🔐 - something no one would guess about you: I actually a huge sports fan! I follow my local NFL (American football) team closely and enjoy a good hockey/basketball game as well!

🫐 - some place you’d love to visit: maaan I have a LIST. I’d love to visit castles in England/Scotland/Germany because I’m a huge history buff. I’d also love to go to the Appalachian mountains and the Rockies in America too!

🌹 - favorite kinks to write about: damn this is a hard one 😩 I LOVED writing that light d/s praise kink where reader needed Simon to give her permission to cum in Girl’s Night Out. It really got me lost in the sauce that after I was done I was like, “oh . . . well I guess it fits? It’s staying in??”

🌊 - a kink you would love to write about but think you would be judged: Going for the goddamn JUGULAR with this one!!! I’m showing restraint and cutting it down to my no. 1, the one I’ve had a brain worm of a plot rotting in the back of my mind about for WEEKS, non con and cnc. Ever since I learned about it I’ve felt . . . idk cleansed? Like, learning that this THING that I’ve been curious (and horny) about for years not only has a name but a dedicated following??? I’m so happy 😭 I just wanna pour myself into this dream fic and drop it on yall so bad.

[marcholasmoth]

OSRR: 3148

the new training regimen with the kids went over well. i'm honestly kind of surprised. they're getting more work than the rest of the kids in their classes. but it's because they need the practice. if they want to keep up with their peers, they need to keep practicing. which is what i've given them. i'm bringing them dictionaries on wednesday so they can keep them and use them for their additional vocabulary as well as for if they're reading and don't know what a word means, they can look it up. it's what i did as a kid, and it worked for me pretty damn well.

that being said, i stayed a little later than i expected, but i got things written down and i'm honestly happy with how it went today. they're both smart kids. they need the opportunity to show it, and the means to get there. i told them today that i wouldn't give them things i didn't think they could do. i trust them and i know they'll rise to the challenge. plus there are things they can work on together, and for part of what i want them to do they have a long list of concrete examples of precisely what i'm looking for. and if they have questions, i'm always happy to clarify and be flexible. but we're gonna have timed multiplication tests and grammar quizzes on wednesdays and spelling tests on saturdays. i have a couple things i need to prep before wednesday, too. probably should do that for each week.

anyway, after that, i hopped in my car to go to the meeting, but when i logged on via the internet on the way there, i didn't hear what they were saying so that sucked, but the meeting ended long before i got there, so instead of going i just turned around and continued on with my day.

(just before the end of the meeting, joel spoke up and i was so happy to hear his voice! i just went, "joel!! :D" softly enough for everyone to ignore it, but i was so fuckin happy to hear his voice, even if i have no idea what on earth he was talking about.)

i went to the mall in search of a wallet-purse combo that wouldn't hurt my shoulder and could not possibly weigh more than five pounds. i ended up succeeding, but the wallet i found was... less than ideal. but, when i was all done there, i went to the game and toy store for shits and giggles, and i ended up discussing squishables with an employee who is now part of my department for the con. i told her i was head of arts and crafts and she volunteered to help as she's an art student. i introduced myself and she stared at me because her name is also molly. and her birthday is also in october. not the same day, but still. the arts and crafts department is now the molly department.

>:3

anyway, i was hungry, but the bathrooms were closed at the mall so i couldn't eat anything.

it was terrible.

but i had more things to find, so i went to walmart, where i found most of the things i was looking for, including a more suitable wallet, another ream of paper to replace the one i used yesterday, an expandable file folio for the kids work, little sockies in the right sizes, and an appropriate pair of conservative but fun earrings that would be appropriate for an interview. they're classy and modern and good for a short haircut like mine, and they're not outrageous or sparkly.

so that worked well.

i got home and sorted the spoils on the floor, and i got myself organized, and after cleaning that up and moving some boxes with the dolly, i went for dinner and ice cream with a friend from work, and we had a fun time. i like spending time with her. she needed stress relief and we got to bitch about perpetual annoyances at work and chat about our pets and discuss my unfortunate circumstances leading to my non-consumption of sushi.

it was fun.

i also brought food home for mom, and i sat down and watched tv with my parents, and while i was sitting there, simon jumped up on me and cuddled with me!! of course, i got some of his fur in my eyeball, which is fucking painful but not at all surprising, so i ended up coming up to bed early.

and then while i was just hangin out up here texting andrew, my fan died. the little motor burned out. thank you, tiny fan, for being such a trooper. i'll miss you, buddy. it's not the same without you.

anyway, i gotta go to sleep, im genuinely tired. i got a play to go to tomorrow! :)