#Hahahaha why not

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[wttcsms]

amnesia!au mixed in with exes to lovers for atsumu!!! the two of you split up and the public (and even your closest friends and family) don't know why — one day, the two of you are the cutest couple in the celebrity social scene and the next day, the two of you are pretending like the other doesn't exist. well, atsumu just avoids any mention of you like the plague & you do the same for him, and when questions about the other are unavoidable, the two of you decide to just pretend to not know each other. when you're asked "so remember that one time you dated a certain volleyball setter?" you return the interviewer's sly smile with a polite, confused head tilt and a "i've never watched volleyball a day in my life, what's a setter?"

except... you get amnesia. you finally got the biggest acting role of your whole entire career, your life, and... you get banged on the head and you have no idea what to do. you're struggling to stay in character, you can't remember your lines, and you actually forget that you're fucking famous to begin with. all you can remember is the one person you spent several months pretending to not know: atsumu.

in your line of work, it's hard to find people to trust. and while your memories are a bit foggy, he's the only clear thing that stands out to you. so, you drive to an address that you know by heart (the only address that keeps popping up in your mind) and you end up on his doorstep.

"hi. i'm [name]." you tell him awkwardly, the minute he swings open the door.

he's in his boxers and has an awful case of bedhead like he just woke up despite it being 1 in the afternoon.

"wow. you really did bang up your head, huh?"

[cubbihue]

In the aftermath of Peri's tantrum, the Leisure Court Fairies discovered that nearly every Pixie within close proximity of Poof were completely drained of magic.

Fairies are presumed incapable of stealing magic-- not unless they are a bonded pair, where magic is shared. Therefore, the underlying reasons remain uncertain to this day. Cosmo had been the only Fairy to remain conscious during the blast, but researchers were unable to extract much information from him.

Thankfully, all Pixies, including Timmy, made a full recovery- with all their magic intact.

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[floofle-universe]

Joyxiety or something

[shynrinn]

doctor doctor, remember when we used to play boyfriend girlfriend?

[tiny-crescent]

Light practice ⋆ ✦❨ ⊹

[caelanglang]

20 years of prayer and more...

Happy 20th Anniversary to D. Gray Man!! ✨🎉

To my favorite manga who literally changed the trajectory of my life 🫶

[002yb]

Jason’s “please don’t pull out I have abandonment issues” vs Dick’s “not pulling out because I have separation anxiety”

( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

[notherpuppet]

I understand people being curious/excited about when you’ll release your comics but demanding anything from you is unfair and I can only imagine makes you feel unmotivated to continue. Thank you for all you do and props for maintaining your boundaries 🫶

Aw thanks doll ♥️

Luckily I feel like I’ve got a good sense between real life and internet life. And even though I’m online like all the time, I know how to prioritize real life’s demands, duties, and fun times.

Even if those comments are a bit annoying, I am really grateful that the vast majority of the folks who like my fanart are kind and gracious 🥰

I still don’t really understand how I get all this interaction (ty algorithm?) but making fanart is my favorite pastime and I’m glad there are fellow fans who appreciate it! It’s all very sweet. Makes this corner of the internet a happy place for me 🌷

I’m also totally addicted to seeing fanart of hazbin hotel and I love fanfiction, cosplays, and the like. Fandom is so fun, and it’s great to see people be creative. So I try not to pay much mind to the “not-fun and not-helpful” aspects 😂

[cfffrk]

[thegreatimpersonator]

your personal relationships will never be as complicated and messed up as my parasocial bond with taylor swift

[randomationality]

(PROBABLY eyestrain tw i think)

imagine your favourite villain character actually being a playful freshly created multiversal shapeshifting being who likes to be these guys just for seeing how long it can take for their soldiers or henchmen to notice its not actually their leader

shes 7 btw

[kingjasnah]

adding "HAHAHA" authorization card to the list of things that shouldve been in the hoid box

[lynn-tged-posting]

frontera siblings

original

[offjumpoladulkittiporn]

OH MY FUCKING GOD?? 😆

[peachyfnaf]

i be like "im normal!" but then nexus still has the goggles despite them being shattered and i start tweaking like that one gif of the cat in a bowl of milk /vpos