#Haas posting

[superm4ks]

Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.

[sadist-babypink]

love the rookie lineup already. ayrton senna reincarnation according to toto wolff. wannabe-italian ferrari fanboy. fernando alonso's evil son. the newest sacrifice to rb junior team. max verstappen's next victim technically not a rookie. and jack doohan who is about to face the horrors that are alpine f1. great.

[itsmeyourmentalillness]

Have some more shitposts, as a treat for surviving this hellscape of a week.

[libraryfag]

🎸Aw Nuts 🤬!🤘 There goes my sister's fucking skull 💀. Guess I screwed up again 😡⚡ . tried to drive her home 🚗 from that cool party with my friends 😎 but i tried to get a nut 🥜 NO 🙅‍♂️ not that kinda nut 😳 because she tried to eat a walnut that pole kicked her butt. now her head flew off off the ground 🤯 I am gonna get such a pound 😡 from my MOM 🙄 who's Toni Collette 👱🏻‍♀️ . she's never 🚫 gonna Toni Coll- LET me live this down 😭⚡🎸 Gonna put her in the ground ⚰️🕳️ ⚡🎸 Gonna put her in the ground!!!!🎸⚡ Guess it runs in the genes 🧬🤷🏻‍♂️

[pinkcarsupremacy]

THIS!! I'm sick of people saying it was a mutual decision. There's nothing mutual about an ultimatum for fucks sake.

[octo-blobs]

termina doodle page 🥰🙏

[catboy-beckett]

[seldompathic]

Bro's experimenting

[flowersarepoisonous]

have some hulknussen textposts cause i was bored :)

[alexturntable]

HaasF1Team A certain Charles Leclerc got his first taste of the BrazilGP in an F1 car back in 2016 🤩🇧🇷

[wishywashysmoshy]

Not all heroes wear capes....

...Some create playlists for every video that each individual Smosh cast member shows up in

[superm4ks]

Kevin: hey can I have some sim data to help with my setup

Gene haas: what the FUCK are u talking about. Can you do this

Kevin: ya ok

[brawngp2009]

#KM20: i stand with my cancelled wife. [tiktok]

[itsmeyourmentalillness]

I just need more Smosh shenanigans in my life (I say as someone who spends literally every day watching Smosh shenanigans)

[haneentifosa005]

Here are some f1 memes I made pt.3:

(I posted this yesterday but tumblr ate it)

[heart-of-the-card]

Types of Smosh arches:

Damien: spiteful

Arasha: confused

Trevor: slightly afraid

Amanda: enthusiastic