#HYPOCRITICAL

[cynicalmusings]

i know this would never take off, because trying to get a group of people on tumblr to do something is like herding cats, but could the x reader fandom agree on a collective tag to use for ambiguous drabble-style posts with multiple character names at the bottom? e.g. ‘#adapt drabbles’ or ‘#archetype drabbles’ or something along those lines, just so that people who don’t like reading them can block the tag (and that those who do can follow it!)

(for clarity, i’m referring to the post style which is roughly as follows:)

[a piece of text — usually a description or short passage of some sort, using the characters’ pronouns but without specifying a name] CHARACTER, character, character, character, CHARACTER, character, CHARACTER, character + your favs!

[angeliclovebird]

i love how most girlbloggers are super into self care yet simultaneously love destroying themselves

[lovekenney]

“We need more complex female characters” but y’all start screaming when someone mentions them

[classycookiexo]

Cause they be hypocrites and can’t take what they dish

[chase-omega]

Sonic fanbase be like

[nova-pop]

I literally never talk on here, but I just need to get this out-

Who the FUCK said Zoro doesn't like sweets? I'm serious man, I don't know if Oda said it in an obscure SBS or if it was at any point in the story, but I can't think of a SINGLE example of Zoro disliking all sweets.

"But in the strawhat's least favorite food sbs, it says Zoro doesn't like-"

CHOCOLATE. HE ONLY DISLIKES CHOCOLATE. SURE HE FINDS IT TOO SWEET BUT THAT DOESN'T DEFINE ALL DESSERTS.

If I'm wrong, please correct me, but oh my god, let the man enjoy a cupcake once in a while.

[hippityhoppityyourenowmyproperty]

Rusty: Trans woman wanting to enter a women's only club?? Those are clearly predators wanting to harass lesbians!! Perverted freaks with no sense of boundaries!!

Also Rusty: Haha work place sexual harrassment goes brrr

But it's okay because Ari is a cis lesbian, and as terfs all know, they are incapable of harrassing other lesbians! It's totally okay that she's taking Jaden's pants and shirt of in front of a crowd without her consent!

@fluffytimearts @angelmelon @codabound

[zukodragon]

when it’s about zutara zuko is an abusive colonizer but when it’s about zvkka he’s a smol angsty sensitive guy 🥺 lmao people are sooo

[kalbenli]

Yılana bal da yedirsen zehir kusar !

Çünkü zehir kusmak / onun tabiatında vardır ! İşte bazı insanlar da yılan karekterlidir !

Sen ne yaparsan yap / fırsatını bulduğunda kinlerini kusar / güvenine ihanetle karşılık verirler !

[jamie-ann-mason]

Do as I Say Not as I Do

Would it shock you to know that the majority of men that were interested in me, and other girls just like me, were conservative older white men.

These were the same men who went to church every Sunday. They were responsible and well standing within their communities, and they had wives and families at home. But they also had a secret. The only place for secrets like this is within the darkness of anonymous sex shops.

These are the men that I despise.

They pray upon twinks and bois in search of their own secret fulfillment.

In the dark, they will pursue you in hopes that you will be down in front of them servicing them while they fondle your fake titties or flaccid penis for their own enjoyment. In cases where the twink is versatile, you can literally see these perverts salivating at the opportunity to stuff a feminine penis inside their hypocritical mouths.

They mock, shame, and support bigotry and hate amongst their family and closest of friends, but when nobody is looking, they secretly chase the same people that they demonize and oppress.

Man on man sex is wrong, but man on feminine presenting person, crossdresser, or boi sex is acceptable, as long as it fits inside the conservative playbook of toxic masculinity, or is practiced under the notions of secrecy.

It may be 2024 and almost 2025, but this concept has been around for ages. It's just only recently resurfaced and gained momentum.

I'm sure you're asking yourself how I know all of this? I know all of this because I pay attention. Even in my drunkest days or inebriated years, I was always able to maintain a sense of awareness. You have to, or you'll end up physically hurt in some instances.

These men talk to you. They confide and share small secrets about themselves with you, usually through sex acts, referencing their partner that may be vanilla or their closeted gayness or bisexuality.

In reality, it's not alarming. What is alarming is that we are still in the same place and time 30 years after these stories have taken place personally, in my lifetime. Trans people, gays and queers, are no safer now than we were 30 years ago.

Cishet men may not be driven into arcades anymore. With the invention of the internet and social media, they can now cruise for dick under dozens of fictitious screen names and profiles, from the secrecy of their own homes, which has only enabled their sexual driven hypocrisy about queers to continue.

While conservatives continue to bash queers and queer rights, there is one thing that is for certain. Queer people live as we are, and that can't be said about hypocritical conservative white men.

[rasby]

So will someone explain to me how a popular artist in this fandom, who just so happens to also have a story on dorian, can sell fanmade arcana mearch but Paride, who just so happens to not like dorian and has been publicly critical of it, can't have his non-profit tale uploaded on youtube? Just...just explain to me how that's fair and totally normal...

[you-see-something-strange-here]

It’s really pissing me off that Ted is letting Zava be a diva with no questions but immediately shut down Jamie’s bullshit. I know it’s because he’s under pressure to get a trophy but cmon Ted. Stick. To. Your. Values.

[shyrgyrryn]

The fact that I've seen people be more critical of Adora for "abandoning" Catra than Catra, who is responsible for the possible death and displacement of thousands, almost caused the world to end out of spite, as well as made personal attacks toward Adora and cause her emotional trauma is so wild to me. How is Adora wrong in this situation? I am soooo confused...

[ultimate-word-tournament]

Ultimate Word Tournament!

Season 2

patate (French) /pa.tat/ 1. a sweet potato 2. (Canada, Louisiana, informally in Europe) a potato.

hypocritical (English) /hɪpəˈkɹɪtɪkəl/ behaving in a way that suggests one has higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case; characterized by behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel.

[felicitationstoyou]

“A hypocrite like you”

Written by Felicity(me)

How hypocrite of you to hate,

Those of us who make mistakes,

Who stumble on the path of life,

And struggle to retrieve our grace.

Who's to say what's wise or dumb,

In a realm of gray, not black and white,

Yet you mock and scorn those who err,

Forgetting you've faltered in your own light.

You claim to detest fake tales,

And despise those who spin white lies,

But can you honestly proclaim,

That your own words are always wise?

We all embellish our stories at times,

To fit in the mold of a perfect façade,

So before you judge and criticize,

Take a moment to reflect, oh mighty fraud.

You point your finger at those who err,

And laugh at their blunders with great disdain,

But haven't you faltered, haven't you stumbled,

And pretended like nothing has ever gone astray?

You say you hate those who speak in folly,

And dismiss the words of foolish mirth,

But can you honestly claim innocence,

And declare that you've never said something absurd?

We all have uttered words not wise,

In moments of anger, despair, or fatigue,

So before you judge and ridicule,

Recall your own words that have caused intrigue.

You loathe the ones who fake their smiles,

And pretend to uphold a flawless disguise,

But haven't you painted on that grin,

When deep inside, sadness resides?

We all wear masks to fit the mold,

To blend in with society's grand masquerade,

So before you condemn those who feign,

Consider the times you've cast your own charade.

You lay claim to detesting fake personalities,

And abhor those who pretend to be great,

But can you honestly declare integrity,

And state that you've never embraced that trait?

We've all altered ourselves to be accepted,

To mold our essence to societal norms,

So before you condemn those who conform,

Recollect the times you've embraced those forms.

How hypocrite of you, my dear,

To hate those who err, stumble, and fall,

For in your disdain and mocking sneer,

Lies a reflection of your own hidden call.

Remember, we're all imperfect beings,

Each with our flaws and moments of strife,

So before you turn your back and cast your stones,

Unveil the hypocrite within your own.

[connergoessupersonic]

One of the most hypocritical things I’ve seen in this site is a video going on and on about how rejuvenating nature is and how if you ignore nature your life isn’t as bright… all read by an AI voice over AI generated videos