#HOWWW is he still going bro

[ikeuz]

that stupid mf is back.

[katzu919]

Whazzup, Katzu✨Saw you were doin grabby hands for requests, so here I am

Howww bouuuut some headcanons bout Itto having a sibling. I'm thinking bout someone close to his own age maybe even his twin. But if your imagination goes more into the little kid section, that's completely fine too

Just me wanting to be that Oni's bro</3 I accept every wholesome or chaotic thing ya come up with

Thank you if you accept this one!

If you are anything like Itto you guys are a very chaotic pair

you two will feed into each others crazy ideas/plans, and always being there to back the other up

poor Kuki, she can’t catch a break with you two

if you’re the opposite of Itto then you’re probably trying to stop what crazy plan itto is trying to drag you and the gang into

you will probably end up going along with it after not being able to talk some sense into him

what’s the worst that could happen?

Itto (and maybe you) being arrested by the commission is

poor kuki would have to bail you two out

she thought better of you

Itto would never leave you behind after he dragged you into joining one of his adventures

no bro left behind

he would try to impress you with the beetle brawls and get you to join in

would help you find the perfect onikabuto to fight with and teach you all the skills and tricks he knows

and if you end up beating him?

he’d probably tell you he was just letting you win and would keep asking for rematches trying to beat you

Itto would help you take care of your horns and your makeup (i’m pretty sure his body markings are makeup?)

And would be over the moon if you helped him with his

Hey…. it’s been awhile. i am not dead as you can see. i don’t plan on abandoning this account i’ve just have been having a hard time getting back into writing but it’s something i still really enjoy. there are like multiple months in between some of the stuff written here but i don’t think it is that noticeable, also sorry it’s so short. I was having a hard time trying to come up with things to write. i might make a part two if i can think of anything else and because im not really happy with how this turned out :). Anyway if you sent me an ask like a year ago i am trying to get to those and you can always send me request even now it may just take a bit. anyway sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes. :)

[bbmsxlene]

hey guys…

*applauses and screaming*

ALRIGH IM HERE TODAY TO REVIEW THE LASTEST EPISODES OF KISS N TELL AND PRETTY ALONG WITH A SPEECH OF THE UPCOMING SMAU (and I have no excuse for my absence cause Ik you guys missed me right? 😁)

ALRIGHT SO WERE GONNA START WITH KISS N TELL

oh wowww. HE ONLY WANTED HIS PHONE??? NO WAY I DONT BELIEVE IT. I REFUSEEEE!

OKAY HELP SHOKOS MSG ABOUT HER BEING DRUNK IS KILLINGME BECAUSE OF THE EMOJIS 😭

OKAY UMM WHO JS TOOK A PHOTO AND HOWWW IN THE WORLD DID THEY KNOW SUKUNA WAS GONNA BE THERE. 😨

ohhh…wowww… um. so what if i dive off of a cliff! SELENE THAT WAS NOT PLEASANT. ☹️ yall idk if i wanna continue the next eps name is literally how i feel what if i cry!

okay yall lets go… 😞

what if i rip my hair out

im GONNA BREAK THE LHONE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY.

selene. I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS NO WAY U ENDED JT LIKE THIS.

yall we gotta start on pretty (im still crying)

SHOKO IS LIT SO FUNNY IN BOTH STORIES. (i was literally crying a second ago 😭)

THE TATTOO IS CUTEEEE!!!

and i see jealousy 🤨 and i see suguru and i see him literally BRIBING US????

bro sugurus name in shokos phone is 😭

friends… 🤨 yeah okay suguru dont make me pull up with a bat

OKAY AND WITH THAT THE NEWEST EPISODES ARE CONCLUDED ONTO THE NEWEST SMAU!!!

I AM SOOO EXCITED FOR THIS. I ALREADY SEE THAT FIRST EPISODE NAMED I WONDER WHEN WERE GETTING ITT 😝

OKAY THIS WAS REALLY LONG. I NEED TO BE UP TO DATE OMG - 🦄

HIII UNI I MISSED U !! 😭😭 i’m actually so sorry for kiss n tell (i’m not 😈😈😈) but i’m working on posting the new chapters soon so don’t worry AND STOP CRYING 🤬

[operaforthelayman]

Tosca

Tos-ska

Run Time: About two hours and fifteen minutes  (2 intermissions) Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆ Who did it: Puccini First performed: Teatro Costanzi in Rome on 14 January 1900 Here’s a bit of background: Tosca is based on Victorien Sardou’s play, La Tosca. Tosca is actually a bit of a political piece. It takes place in the middle of a revolution (More on that here.)

Themes:

Love, Murder, Politics,

Fun Tidbits:

Tosca is set in one day, June 17th 1800.

It took Puccini four years to finish it.

Our Major players: ♪ Floria Tosca: A famous opera singer! As well as our main character ♪ Mario Cavaradossi: Tosca’s honey bunny, a politics enthusiast and a talented painter ♪ Scarpia: Rome’s corrupt chief of police ♪ Spoletta: Scarpia’s henchman ♪ Cesare Angelotti: A political activist that is has escaped from prison.

Okay! Before we start, let’s lay out a few notes. It’s not REALLY needed, but some context will help. Tosca takes place in ONE DAY. We’re thrown in the middle of this one day midst the second coalition war; basically a revolutionary war, which in our context is Napoleon vs. The Austrian Monarch.  France was occupying Italy at this time, and the day Tosca is set is the day the two sides have a battle for Rome. Where Tosca is set! Got it?

  Act 1

We start our opera with the ominous chords, the curtain rises and we’re in the cathedral Sant'Andrea della Valle. Angelotti runs into the cathedral frantic as fuck. He just escaped from prison and is looking for a place to hide out. He flees into the chapel just as the priest comes in.

 The priest bitches and moans about how messy Cavaradossi’s brushes are and checks to see if he has eaten lunch. Eventually, Cavaradossi shows up and shoots the shit with the priest for a while, revealing his painting for the chapel. He’s been painting a mural of Mary Magdalene. The priest leaves and Cavaradossi continues to paint.

  Thinking the coast is clear; Angelotti tries to unlock a gate in the chapel, catching Cavaradossi’s attention. They’re both startled but Angelotti recognizes Cavaradossi. Cavaradossi recognizes him as a fellow revolutionary. They embrace and Angelotti ask for help.

 Just then Tosca calls from outside the chapel for Cavaradossi. He quickly tells Angelotti to hide, not wanting to involve Tosca and her jealous personality. He gives Angelotti the basket of lunch the priest left for him and shoves him into the chapel.

From outside the chapel, Tosca increasingly gets more pissed until Cavaradossi opens the door. She suspects him of cheating, and claims she heard whispering. Cavaradossi talks her down with some sweet words and a kiss. Tosca reminds him of their plans for the night, she first has a gig and then they will go to his house. She sings a little ditty about her dreams of them having a house together, away from everyone.

  Cavaradossi amuses her for a bit and then tells her he must get back to work. Just when Tosca is leaving, she notices the painting of Mary Magdalene. She begins to get jealous of Mary’s beauty and then recognizes her as a woman in town. Angelotti’s sister! She begins to accuse Cavaradossi of cheating on her. She begins to get crazy until Cavaradossi swears he saw her at church to pray yesterday and it was by chance. After a bit of coaxing, he finally calms her down and ushers her out the door.

 With Tosca gone, Angelotti comes out of hiding, and begins to explain his escape plan. Just when he’s about to leave, cannons blow in the distance. Scarpia has been made aware of Angelotti’s escape!

  The two run out of the chapel in a hurry.

  Immediately after, the priest returns with the entire boy choir. They too will be singing at the same gig Tosca is. Their joy is cut short when Scarpia enters the chapel. He is looking for Angelotti, suspecting he has hidden in the chapel. Finding the chapel unlocked and spying Cavaradossi’s picture, Scarpia pieces Cavaradossi and Angelotti must be in cahoots.

  Scarpia finds the basket in the chapel and a fan baring the crest of Angelotti’s family,  it’s the final piece of evidence he needs. Hearing Tosca from outside the chapel, he hides behind a column.

  Tosca comes scurrying back looking for Cavaradossi and is surprised when she find Scarpia instead. He shows her the fan with Angelotti’s crest and she begins to weep. With the fan and the painting, she has become convinced that Cavaradossi is indeed cheating on her.

  She runs out of the chapel heartbroken and in search of Cavaradossi.  Scarpia sets men to follow her in hopes of discovering the two escaped men. And then he also sings a tiny ditty about stealing Tosca from Cavaradossi.

    Act Two.

  Scarpia sit at his dinner table gloating about the day. Thanks to Tosca, he was able to find Cavaradossi but Angelotti is still missing. He gloats about finally having something to hold over Tosca’s head. She’ll come to save Cavaradossi and she’ll have to succumb to his demands (ahem ahem) to free her boo. Scarpia’s lackey drags in Cavaradossi and question him about Angelotti; he’s a true homebody and doesn’t say shit. Tosca enters the room and sees her boo being tortured. She runs over to him in horror and Cavaradossi whispers, “Babe—don’t snitch.”

  She agrees, and they take Cavaradossi away for some more good ole fashioned torture, leaving Scarpia alone with Tosca. He’s like, “Ok babe. We have some alone time. Let’s chit chat, was your boo alone at his apartment?” Tosca insist he was.  Scarpia’s like “Yooooo. You sure??”  Tosca insist again. And Scarpia’s like “Aahaa. Alright homegirl.” And ushers his servants to crank up the toture on Cavaradossi. His screams from the other room cause Tosca to admit that Angelotti acutally was with Cavaradossi. He is hiding a well in Cavaradossi’s backyard. Scarpia’s soldiers run off to get him and Cavaradossi is released.

  He’s pissed off at Tosca and rejects her embrace. Just then, someone burst into the room and announces that Napoleon’s army has defeated Scarpia’s army. Cavaradossi having no sense of self control jumps up and starts screaming “VICTORY!!!” Tosca’s like “YoooOooOoO. CHILL bro.”

  Scarpia is having none of that and sends him away for more torture and eventual death by hanging.

  Tosca is horrified, of course and ask Scarpia if there is any way to save him. She ask, “What price?” He replies, “Your hot ass bod.”  She’s OD horrified and runs around the room trying to escape him. When all a sudden, one of Scarpia’s homies comes in and announces Angelotti has killed himself rather than get caught. Now Scarpia is pissed and orders the execution of Cavaradossi. Tosca decides to give in to Scarpia’s demands and belts out Vissi d’arte. A prayer to God in sorts, about how she has dedicated her entire life to the arts and love just to be rewarded with misfortune and pure assery.

  Now that Tosca has given in Scarpia agrees to give Cavaradossi a mock execution and to allow Tosca and her man to leave forever.

  Scarpia agrees and turns to write up the order for Tosca’s demands. While his back is turned she spies a knife on the table and swiftly grabs it, hiding it behind her back.

  When Scarpia is finished with the note, he seals it and holds out his arms for a hug and shouts out “TOSCA YOU ARE MINE AT LAST.” Which she replies “NOT TODAY BITCH.” And she whips out her knife and STABS HIM.

  Scarpia’s like “Oh shit!” while Tosca continues to stab him and pretty much mocks the shit out of him. She stabs him to death and then decides to pray for him….?

  She sets a bunch of candles around him and lays a crucifix on his chest because hey. I just murdered this dude but like also I don’t wanna go to hell. She takes the Scarpia’s note and walks out.

  Act Three

  It’s now dawn and Cavaradossi awaits his doom, he writes a love letter to Tosca and bribes a guard to give his last words to her. The guard hesitates for a second and then is like, “Well ok.” Cavaradossi begins to write but then burst into a love song about how wonderful and how beautiful Tosca and their life together was. Spoletta then appears with Tosca behind him. Tosca sees Cavaradossi weeping and runs to him quickly.  They embrace and Tosca’s like “Hey babe, don’t weep peep this note Scarpia gave me.” Cavaradossi reads the Scarpia’s get out of jail pass and is all “wtf how did this happen? When did this happen? Howww??” And Tosca is pretty much like, “Well it doesn’t matter, but I fucking murdered that dick.”  It almost feels like she’s bragging about it because one line in the libretto legit translates to “MY HANDS WERE REEKING WITH HIS BLOOD.” I like to imagine a smug af Tosca. Cavaradossi is like “o shit what. Girl I can’t believe. Your hands are so sweet and are meant for beautiful things like gathering floors and hugging kids.”

  Tosca is like “ok cool but focus bro. Your execution is coming up. I’ve collected all our of gold. You’re gonna need to pretend to be dead after they shoot you. They’re gonna shoot you with blanks. Play along and then we’ll blow this popsicle stand.

  Both of them are like AYYYYYYYYYYE. And spend a few minutes dreaming together of their future. Cavaradossi agrees to fall naturally and play along with the mock execution.

  The guards come to take Cavaradossi to the shooting area and Tosca and he have this super cute exchange, where she makes sure that he follows the plan to a tee.

  They have one last goodbye and Cavaradossi is whisked away to the field and Tosca goes off to watch from afar. She sings to herself watching them set up, eagerly waiting for the moment of the fake fall. The blanks go off and Mario falls, causing Tosca to smile and comment on what a great actor his is.

  Spoletta and the crew cover him up with a cloak and heads down a staircase away from Cavaradossi. Tosca comes out of hiding and runs over to him and whispers to be quiet. When they are all gone, she kneels down and urges him to get up quickly. When then is no response. She lifts up the cloak and reveals HE IS DEAD.

  Turns out those blanks weren’t actually blanks. Scarpia has betrayed her

  Tosca begins to weep and down from the courtyard below people begin to shout about Scarpia being stabbed. They shout for Tosca and spy her on the upper courtyard. Spoletta and the rest of the guards run up to capture her. They surround her and Spoletta grabs her shouting, “You will pay for his life most dearly!!” She shakes him off and spits back, “WITH MY OWN!” And jumps off the ledge, hurdling herself to her own death.

  The curtains fall.

  Additional notes:

In some productions, Cavaradossi knows that the mock execution isn’t actually a mock execution and plays along with the naïve Tosca. It’s a super interesting take on the last act and makes their love duet even more miserable.

Thanks to @northernnights for history help!

[leaolivia]

Exo’s Island DILEMMA #IWantedAVacation! #Day1 {Requested}

“Can you make an Exo scenario where they go on vacation to a remote place and something goes wrong? Like they travel to an island and their boat sinks? I know it's random, but I thought it would be fun.”

Here you go anon! :)

Day 1

“This is all your fault Chanyeol!” Kyungsoo, screamed over the crashing waves as he tried to swim the remaining feet to shore.

“How in the entire world, galaxy, AND universe is this my fault?!” Chanyeol yelled back already on the beach, hopping on one foot on the hot sand as he wrung his tennis shoes out.

Baekhyun sat on the only log on the beach laughing at Chanyeol, while Suho counted heads to make sure everyone was taken into account. “Okay guys, now I know that none of were prepared for our ship to sink-”

“I was!” Yixing interjected, still wearing his rubber duck floaties and snorkel on his face. Chen coughed exaggeratedly and stood up to survey the soaping wet group of idols.

“I just want to say that I wanted to fly to Spain, but I was outvoted for the cruise to the Bahamas...and now we’re stuck….God knows where….with each other.” Suho threw a fist full of sand at Chen but he ducked, letting the sand pass him and hitting Sehun square in the face.

“I want to go home!” Sehun declared, giving Suho an evil eye and plopping his butt on the sandy beach.

Suho sighed.

“How are we supposed to go home if there’s not a boat?! We need to be smart and start thinking about how we’re going to survive and signal for help!”

“Speaking of help!” Kyungsoo interjected. “I would like to thank you all for helping me to get to shore.” He said sarcastically.

“You’re welcome.” Baekhyun replied ignoring the death stares and standing up to look at the setting sun.

Kai spoke up and said what everyone was thinking “We really need to figure something out soon. The sun is going down and we have nothing.”

Everyone looked around. Here they all were on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere miles and miles away from civilization with no real clue how to survive on their own.

“Okay! Okay! Since all of you are standing around looking dumb and ugly, I’m going to appoint myself as King of the Island!” Baekhyun announced, picking up a seashell and balancing it on his head. “Look! I even have a crown!”

“Can he do that?” Sehun whispered to Yixing, who was absentmindedly making circles in the sand with his shoes.

“No!!” Suho answered. “You can’t just appoint yourself King, Baekhyun! We need to have order and structure and a plan an-”

“Um it’s not like we ever really had that with you….I’m only being honest” Chen jumped in. “Maybe having Baekhyun in charge would do us all some good.”

“You can not be serious!” Suho said in disbelief. “Xiumin! You’re okay with having to listen to the guy who refers to his chest as “Mr. Stack-o-abs??”

Xiumin squirmed under the sudden spotlight. “Well, I mean he does have a lot of charisma, charm  and personality. He’s even really good at bringing people together.”

“Tell that to Exo M.” Kyungsoo muttered under his breath.

“THAT WAS A LIFE TIME AGO PEOPLE. I’M NOT A BRAT ANYMORE!” Baekhyun justified.

“Honestly just let Baek be in charge, he’s got great leadership skills and he’s always optimistic.” Kai chimed in. Chanyeol nodded his agreement, his face still in despair at their state of distress.

Baekhyun beamed in victory. “Okay my first act as King of the Island is to declare today an official holiday!”

“Why in the world is that your first act???!!! Can you people really not see that Baekhyun is quite literally out of his mind?” Suho pleaded again but his words did nothing but fall on deaf ears.

“Get over it Su, Baekday sounds like a great day!” Sehun remarked.

“Ohmygosh! Baekday! That’s an awesome name! Okay Sehun for showing your loyalty you are now appointed general of my army!” Baekhyun said in a rush. “And if you are really a good at your job I’ll make you my first mate!”

“Okay so just a few things that I would like to point out.” Suho began. “First you don’t upgrade from a general to a first mate that is two different types of roles for two different types of professions and second. He took a deep breath. “What army are you talking about?! We are the absolute only people on this island!!”

“Woohooo! I caught a turtle!” Yixing suddenly shouted. “It just walked right past me! I bet there are more. Maybe if we feed him and shelter him, he’ll lead us to the others!”

“Um, King Baek? What are we going to do about our sleeping arrangements? The sun is getting lower and lower and it’ll start getting really cold soon.” Chanyeol noted, his fingers twitching in anxiety.

“There, there my tall lanky child. The heavens have already sent us a turtle as an army and possible dinner and I can guarantee that the answer to our shelter situation will resolve itself too.” A serene otherworldly expression passed over Baekhyun’s face as he walked back over to the only log on the bench and pushed Chen onto the ground.

“I have an idea!” Kyungsoo offered. “Why don’t we take an inventory of what supplies we have with us and then try to utilize them in the best way?”

“Not bad” Kai agreed. “I for one have a soaked tube of chapstick and an ankle brace in my pockets that survived the wreck with me.”

“Oh I have some gum in my pocket!” Xiumin said cheerily. “That counts as food.”

“Well I’m wearing 3 jackets, 2 pairs of pants and 4 shirts so.” Sehun said off hand.

“WHAT?!” Suho asked looking at Sehun closely and realizing that he did look a lot bulkier.

“I did it because I knew that we were going to crash and I wanted to make sure that the most valuable things in my life were safe and secure.”

Suho rolled his eyes as Yixing wiped tears from his cheeks at the touching words said about the clothes. “I only have my floaties and snorkel but maybe we can put them to good use!” Yixing told them.

“Howww?” Chen asked with an eye roll “What in the world are we suppose to do with floaties and a snorkel??!”

“Woah don’t yell at Yixing” King Baekhyun scolded. “He’s from China and is amazing and every idea he’s ever had is absolutely awesome!”

“Thanks bro.”

“De Nada.”

“Where. Are. We. Going. To. Sleep???” Suho asked.

They all fell silent and let their minds try to find an answer.

“I’ve got it!” Chanyeol yelled out. “Okay how about we use the log as a bed and the floaties as a pillow!”

“Ooh and we can take turns sleeping on it!” Sehun chimed in.

“I’m surrounded by idiots” Suho muttered under his breath. “Xiumin, please tell me you can think of something better than this.”

“Ehh, I think it’s fine. It’s the only real solution we have.”

“So it’s settled!” Baekhyun finalized. “We shall all take turns sleeping on my throne/bed! What great teamwork we have! Who ever said that Exo couldn’t get along?”

Kyungsoo raised his hand.

“You. like an hour ago. 5 minutes before we wrecked.”

King Baekhyun furrowed his brow.

“You die at dawn.”