#HOW DARE YOU SIR!!
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sebastian came for our throats
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+ bonus:
Interview With The Vampire + Daniel being horny for Louis
#interview with the vampire#cinematv#filmtvcentral#userthing#smallscreensource#userstream#dailyflicks#tvarchive#filmtvtoday#usersource#chewieblog#tvfilmspot#usertelevision#tvedit#give the people and eric what they want and let them fuck#pls note the slinky jazz music is accompanying this gifset#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#danlou#that under the eyelashes look from luke in the 3rd gif -> how dare you sir!#manifesting luke to return somehow I love him
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his fingers find their way to settle on your ass, giving it a squeeze. you're perched on his lap, his stomach to be exact, your fingers teasing his cock in front of you. you somehow managed to get free during the night to meet him, and he comes over, only to lay in your bed and suggest eating you out. nothing too out of the blue, you've been playing this game for a while now. the whole friends with benefits, him coming over to relieve his tension by getting you off, or you going back to his place with him ( where you don't even make it out of the car because of his oh so many thoughts of railing into you while his hands grip onto the steering wheel in front of him ).
"let me see you," he manages to let out between breaths, his voice getting low when your nail 'accidentally' scrapes along his length, making him groan – that delicious sound leaving his lips whenever he gets frustrated with your teasing. "fuck, let me see you, baby." his face is so dangerously close to your centre, and he can see you playing with yourself, teasing yourself and torturing him, while touching him slowly. every time he tries to lean forward to get a taste, either your sleep shorts are in the way, or you keep inching forward, rubbing yourself against his body, feeling his movements under you.
"do yourself a favour, and sit on my face yeah?" he calls out, and at the corner of your eye you can see his hand stroke circles onto your skin, while his other hand grips the sheets below. his hips buck up into your hand as you play with his tip, pre-cum ready to be licked off. "stop fucking with me, sweetheart."
"mmmmm, but look at how pretty your cock is in my hand," you whimper, stroking his length as your tongue darts out to lick a long stripe of his cock. "it's going to look a lot more prettier fucking your mouth," he grunts when you take in the tip of his length, while your fingers cover the rest of it, playing with his balls. "that's it, fuck that's good. do that again, baby." you pull away just when he's damn near close to letting his whole cock in your mouth, and his fingers land on your ass once again, grabbing it. "fucking brat."
note. we're ok 👍🏽👍🏽 this man is just ,, wrecking me and my brain left right and centre. also you're welcome, please SUFFER W ME — this is me calling all chan whores, hoes, enthusiasts, and anyone in between including myself
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#( fuck him and his bf ass material LIKE SIR HOW DARE YOU LOOK SO HOT UGH )#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids hard hours#stray kids scenarios#stray kids x reader#chan x reader#chan imagines#chan scenarios#chan smut#bang chan x reader#bang chan smut#bang chan scenarios
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it's incredibly funny that chilchuck is the person who teases laios the most about his monster obsession.
"what a weirdo!"
but the moment laios acts somewhat reasonable or Not monster obsessed chilchuck literally throws a tantrum
or gets incredibly pissed with him for no reason
like. my dude. admit that you like this little weirdo
#how dare you not act the way i expect you to#it's so silly#chilchuck. sir. you are an idiot.#chilaios#i keep thinking about them#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi laios#ctepx.txt
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jungkook x prom party d-day making film [ cr : namuspromised ]
+ bonus:
#btsedit#btsgif#jungkookedit#dailybts#usersky#userpat#userines#userdimple#usersevn#raplineuser#uservans#annietrack#underbetelgeuse#rjshope#usermaggie#usermizuoka#*mine#jungkook#i wanted to gif this look (and i still need to for my series)#so i'm glad i at least got around to making this small set#the sparkly mesh shirt with the waist belt situation did things to me#an immensely underappreciated outfit tsk#i really did this for me & no one else#also how dare he be the most gorgeous human#but also the literal cutest (his smile in the 2nd one big sigh)#sir you can't let me live but i wouldn't have it any other way
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tfw when minibosses take you an average of like 8 attempts minimum but then you somehow manage to defeat your fav boss in the entire game on your first try :v
#NAH BC I LOVE HIM SM AND HIS BOSS FIGHT WAS SO ENJOYABLE I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH BEING STUCK ON IT FOR WEEKS#AND THE HE FUCKING DIED#god but his 2nd phase animations 😳😳😳 sir...that drop kick one i'm-#it was honestly kinda hilarious#I have never before and probably never again be that locked in#I'm so normal about him#but also like rip bozzo bc I genuinely suck at combat sm how dare you die this quickly#wyatt??? defeating a soulslike boss ???? on their first attempt??!? like that sounds so fake#my gaming skills are incomprehensible to everyone including me#truly court jester on court jester violence at the estella opera house#((yeah yeah he's the king but I think he can multitask))#ok ok that's enough rambling ...can you tell the hyperfixation is back in full swing ywy#this is barely coherent but neither are my thoughts on this game#((also new wyatt haircut for the nearish future))#lies of p#lies of p romeo#lop#lies of p fanart#king of puppets#digital art#my art
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Karl Urban had no right being that hot in Season 4 of The Boys.
Billy is supposedly dying and he just shows up looking all Extra Daddy.
Like SIR. Excuse you but where is your permit?
#billy butcher#karl urban#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#he was extra hot this season ngl#like excuse you sir how dare
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Inktobertale Day 3: Coffee
I think Ink's the type of guy to be like "Hmmm, I'll just have a hot vanilla latte... well, now that I think about it, maybe I'll go for the caramel macchiato instead... but a mocha frappe sounds good too... ARGHHH I can't decide!!! You know what, I'll have the whole menu!" and then leaves without paying when he sees how high the bill is.
Inktobertale challenge and Ink belong to Comyet Nightmare belongs to Joku Ccino belongs to Black-Nyako
#doodle#undertale#utmv#undertale au#inktobertale#inktobertale2024#ink sans#ccino sans#nightmare sans#idk how nightmare ended up here tbh#like i saw saw the prompt and i knew that i wanted to draw ink at ccino's cafe#and then nightmare just showed up#like please sir who invited you#how dare you just randomly show up in my drawing :/#also can you tell that i hate drawing backgrounds#sigh#ceci art
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artist: talitasami
#bark bark it’s baby#sirius black#marauders#fan art#fanart#harry potter#sir how dare you be so pretty
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The amount of superiority I feel when I remember how I’ve never hated on Sansa for being a child at the beginning of GOT. Yep. That’s right. I’m better than all of you, you fucking walnuts.
#dropped a reaction channel for agreeing with sansa when she called herself stupid in the finale of season 6#like how dare you call her stupid and unlikable#you’re fucking 30 sir act like it#sansa stark#sansa stark defense squad#💭
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do you think callum will ever say to runaan "i brought you back into this world and i can take you back out"
#i have a vision where runaan tries to have the Dad Talk and callum pulls an uno reverse on his ass#“if you ever hurt my rayla i will make sure you live to regret it” “yeah LIKEWISE how DARE YOU to have EVER insulted her?? watch your back”#“....... wait what” “you heard me. .....sir.”#rayllum#callum#tdp callum#runaan#tdp runaan#moonfam#tdp#the dragon prince#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga
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#ao3 how dare you leave me#lol#archive of our own#ao3#ao3 maintenance#ao3 down#ao3 funny#fanfiction#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#nifty#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin nifty#sir pentious#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin memes
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Rush (2013) Daniel Brühl as Niki Lauda
"Every now and then, it helps if people like you."
p.s. the multitude of emotions that cycles through his face in the last one kills me 😭
#how dare you do your job so well sir#all the awards#daniel brühl#rush#niki lauda#db niki lauda#my gifs#gifset
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gojo n his cute dorky ears n lara croft lookin sunglasses n dumb santa claus hair n skii slope nose n ridiculously wide turtleneck 🙄
#wanna bite him#just sit n glare at him for hours#how dare he be pretty#the audacity!!!#SIR you look like a BUG in those!!
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Silver haired President Chibs just hits differently
Just who gave him the right?
#big call me daddy energy#chibs telford#tommy flanagan#sons of anarchy#soa#chibs#excuse me sir how dare you#mark me down as turned on and annoyed
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Old man learns about Instagram filters.
#He's so cute it's offensive#How dare you sir#making me giggle and shit#the band ghost#shitghosting#kind of#per eriksson#unmasked ghouls#nameless ghouls
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