#HOW DARE YOU SIR!!
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bibbidibobbidibucky · 2 months ago
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sebastian came for our throats
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sophsun1 · 6 months ago
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Interview With The Vampire + Daniel being horny for Louis
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lix-ables · 9 months ago
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his fingers find their way to settle on your ass, giving it a squeeze. you're perched on his lap, his stomach to be exact, your fingers teasing his cock in front of you. you somehow managed to get free during the night to meet him, and he comes over, only to lay in your bed and suggest eating you out. nothing too out of the blue, you've been playing this game for a while now. the whole friends with benefits, him coming over to relieve his tension by getting you off, or you going back to his place with him ( where you don't even make it out of the car because of his oh so many thoughts of railing into you while his hands grip onto the steering wheel in front of him ).
"let me see you," he manages to let out between breaths, his voice getting low when your nail 'accidentally' scrapes along his length, making him groan – that delicious sound leaving his lips whenever he gets frustrated with your teasing. "fuck, let me see you, baby." his face is so dangerously close to your centre, and he can see you playing with yourself, teasing yourself and torturing him, while touching him slowly. every time he tries to lean forward to get a taste, either your sleep shorts are in the way, or you keep inching forward, rubbing yourself against his body, feeling his movements under you.
"do yourself a favour, and sit on my face yeah?" he calls out, and at the corner of your eye you can see his hand stroke circles onto your skin, while his other hand grips the sheets below. his hips buck up into your hand as you play with his tip, pre-cum ready to be licked off. "stop fucking with me, sweetheart."
"mmmmm, but look at how pretty your cock is in my hand," you whimper, stroking his length as your tongue darts out to lick a long stripe of his cock. "it's going to look a lot more prettier fucking your mouth," he grunts when you take in the tip of his length, while your fingers cover the rest of it, playing with his balls. "that's it, fuck that's good. do that again, baby." you pull away just when he's damn near close to letting his whole cock in your mouth, and his fingers land on your ass once again, grabbing it. "fucking brat."
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note. we're ok 👍🏽👍🏽 this man is just ,, wrecking me and my brain left right and centre. also you're welcome, please SUFFER W ME — this is me calling all chan whores, hoes, enthusiasts, and anyone in between including myself
©lix-ables, reblogs are appreciated ‹33
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c-tepx · 6 months ago
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it's incredibly funny that chilchuck is the person who teases laios the most about his monster obsession.
"what a weirdo!"
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but the moment laios acts somewhat reasonable or Not monster obsessed chilchuck literally throws a tantrum
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or gets incredibly pissed with him for no reason
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like. my dude. admit that you like this little weirdo
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cosmicdreamgrl · 2 months ago
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jungkook x prom party d-day making film [ cr : namuspromised ]
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eyes-of-nine · 1 month ago
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tfw when minibosses take you an average of like 8 attempts minimum but then you somehow manage to defeat your fav boss in the entire game on your first try :v
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hoodlander · 3 months ago
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Karl Urban had no right being that hot in Season 4 of The Boys.
Billy is supposedly dying and he just shows up looking all Extra Daddy.
Like SIR. Excuse you but where is your permit?
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cecililiess · 3 months ago
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Inktobertale Day 3: Coffee
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I think Ink's the type of guy to be like "Hmmm, I'll just have a hot vanilla latte... well, now that I think about it, maybe I'll go for the caramel macchiato instead... but a mocha frappe sounds good too... ARGHHH I can't decide!!! You know what, I'll have the whole menu!" and then leaves without paying when he sees how high the bill is.
Inktobertale challenge and Ink belong to Comyet Nightmare belongs to Joku Ccino belongs to Black-Nyako
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ohyou-pretty-things · 1 month ago
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artist: talitasami
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midnightin · 7 months ago
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The amount of superiority I feel when I remember how I’ve never hated on Sansa for being a child at the beginning of GOT. Yep. That’s right. I’m better than all of you, you fucking walnuts.
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m4rs-ex3 · 15 days ago
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do you think callum will ever say to runaan "i brought you back into this world and i can take you back out"
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alphashley14 · 10 months ago
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Rush (2013) Daniel Brühl as Niki Lauda
"Every now and then, it helps if people like you."
p.s. the multitude of emotions that cycles through his face in the last one kills me 😭
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arminsumi · 1 year ago
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gojo n his cute dorky ears n lara croft lookin sunglasses n dumb santa claus hair n skii slope nose n ridiculously wide turtleneck 🙄
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tumbleweed-writes · 9 months ago
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Silver haired President Chibs just hits differently
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Just who gave him the right?
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siamo6con6dio6 · 4 months ago
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Old man learns about Instagram filters.
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