#HOPE THAT HELPS

[violent138]

Brucie Wayne should get to attend a rich acquaintances murder themed holiday party and narrowly manage keep his identity under wraps as he keeps avoiding getting murdered. This seriously screws up with the host's pre-planned horrified dialogue and leads to them, in a mix of desperation and confusion, to drink from the glass of poisoned champagne Bruce somehow survived... which they then mysteriously die from in a crowded room. Finally there's a good reason for Bruce to start properly investigating as Batman instead.

[womaninwinter]

sometimes fic is like "he would not fucking say that. Compels me though"

[willgrahamscock]

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

[jaynovz]

if yall ever want like serious advice from me about how to solve burnout as a creative it's like...

literally ignore it. stop pushing. go do something else, enjoy your life, fill it with other things, do what brings you joy in the moment if you can.

go to the gym, take a walk to touch grass and look at dogs and smell flowers, cook dinner, watch tv with your friends, talk about your feelings as needed with ppl you trust, take a drive and blast your music, do the chores you need to do, the job hunting slog you need to do, read books that aren't for research, stop cordoning off your brain for The Craft or The Draft or whatever the fuck

forget about the project, stop thinking about it for as long as it takes to be excited again.

fuckin rest, basically

[sillymandan]

queer people in my tv show??? real.

[torchickentacos]

Here's some details about my experience with chronic illness!

1.) bad

[alexxuun]

That one meme.

[bigothteddies]

contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business

[mikeslawyer]

god i just remembered that sixteen years old jonathan had to go choose a coffin for his twelve years old brother and my heart fucking hurts

[xray-vex]

anyways, Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are in love in every universe, they're joined together, intertwined, they are boyfriends, Stede loves everything about Ed, the show is the relationship, and there's nothing you can do about it ✨🥰✨🌟🎆💖💜🌈

[frownyalfred]

New to the fandom so sorry if this is a really dumb question, but who's Battinson?

Not a dumb question at all! Battinson is Batman/Bruce Wayne as portrayed by actor Robert Pattinson (he’s in the movie The Batman and the upcoming sequel).

As opposed to Batfleck, who was Batman/Bruce Wayne as portrayed by Ben Affleck (this guy below) in Batman V Superman, Justice League, and a couple other DCEU cameo appearances.

And to round out the “big three” (some ppl might disagree with that term) you’ve got Bale, who doesn’t have as cool of a name. He was in the Dark Knight Trilogy.

[willgrahamscock]

So what do you do if you meet a tranny guy and you take the pants off and its a pussy instead of a dick?

me personally?

[jamesroach]

I didn't manage to snag a Karkat in time, do you have any idea if he'll be available again at any point in the future?

maybe, but also in equal measure maybe not

[tidesreach]

sometimes i will get an ask. or someone will add something unnecessary to one of my posts and i'm like. you do know you can make your own posts on this website. like

[brian-kinney-apologist]

ngl armand ate hard with those gothic coquette core bows, thank you for your pov king 🙏🙏

[actual-changeling]

i should start a counter of how many times i have rewatched that scene by now.

when aziraphale runs after crowley, he turns around to face him, fully turns around, right?

his angel says come back, so he does, not entirely but he stops to hear him out.

even though his eyes are covered, we can safely assume he is looking at aziraphale while he speaks. the painful fun part is why he turns away.

we can be together.

aziraphale says EXACTLY what crowley wants to hear. we can be an US you can be with me forever. we can be what you imagined.

except that crowley knows they don't mean the same thing. aziraphale is suggesting life in heaven, something fundamentally different from the life crowley imagined for them on earth. this is the equivalent to someone telling you "i love you - as a friend" after you just confessed your romantic love to them.

you wanted to hear that person say those words so fucking badly and they did, but in entirely the wrong way. they don't love you the same way you love them.

and it HURTS.

mouth open, sharp intake of breath, he can no longer look at aziraphale at all.

look at the way his posture changes, too. straight back, deep breath, eyes forward and away so he does not have to watch as aziraphale promises him forever in the most painful, twisted way possible.

even when he says i need you he does not look back. my guess is that he is holding back a LOT of tears, frozen to the spot. when he does speak again, they both not only move on to mutual anger but his i understand also sounds exactly like my voice sounds when i'm swallowing tears.

we can be together. i need you. i love you

it gives him hope that maybe, maybe if he SHOWS him, if he kisses him and says this is what we could have been, aziraphale will come around. that he will realize they will be happy on earth and don't need heaven at all.

it gives him hope and aziraphale almost, ALMOST says it. almost says i love you. almost.

and then he stops himself and ruins everything, and crowley has to leave with the echo of his words in his head, probably repeating over and over again.

i need you.

we can be together.

he leaves knowing that aziraphale simply does not need crowley as much as crowley needs him.

he can no longer rely on him.

after six thousand years of shared loneliness, he is finally, truly, alone.