#HOMER FUCKING SIMPSON

[c1tyhaunts]

STATISTICAL  CHARACTER  PERSONALITY TEST.   take  the  linked  quiz  from  the  perspective  of  your  character,  then  select  5 - 10  results  from  the  complete  matches  list  that  you  feel  resonate  with  your  character  the  most.

Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights) - 85%

Mark (The Room) - 83%

Adam Groff (Sex Education) - 80%

Denver (Money Heist) - 79%

Shane Walsh (The Walking Dead) - 79%

Arthur Shelby (Peaky Blinders): 78%

Billy Butcher (The Boys) - 77%

Mac (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia): - 73%

Tyler Durden (Fight Club): - 70%

stolen from: @dynamoprotocol <3 tagging: you

[nando161mando]

[teddybearty]

I love the way you draw plus size men like Homer and Peter, You make them handsome without taking anything away.

Thank you thank you!! 💕

[sdotbailey]

Really wish I knew who did this. The person who posted on Threads didn’t know either. God, this is so good.

Also, people have started calling it the Incel Camino and that is just such an incredible name for it.

[jaybuilds]

Decided to play around with one of the AI art gimmicks-

Why is “[character] building a Gundam model” a prompt that’s (nearly) flawless?

God, it’s so cursed

[jodjuya]

[gitsie007]

[thedisablednaturalist]

It's awful when I'm on the job and an elderly person asks me for help bending over/picking something up especially when they ask so nicely.. I haven't been able to find a polite way to refuse. It's hard being the designated young person when you're invisibly disabled

[simptasia]

season 6 of lost, they could never make me hate you

[firemama]

If I had the power to become a Disney bitch that can just remake one of their classics because that's what Disney does these days, id remake Aladdin.

It'd still be animated and the goal would be a consistent style trilogy (without the sudden and sharp drop in animation quality preferably please god).

Completely scrapping the 'return of Jafar' plot line, I'd make the second movie in the trilogy about exploring the ramifications of aladdin's wish. He did not wish to *look* like a prince, he wished to BE a prince. Somewhere out there aladdin is the prince of some country or city or something and I would love to explore that as a technicality to aladdin and jasmine trying to get married. Especially if perhaps that kingdom is NOT on good terms with agrabah. They're trying to get all the arrangements done and theres a big joke about paperwork and getting the prince-requirment law squared away and then bam, the "well actually-" comes from genie and the rest of the movie is about exploring this new territory of aladdin. Who is marrying into Royalty and Politics, actually having to deal with some of that.

And then at the end of the movie, when all of that is sorted out, genie drops the second "well actually-" that aladdin was always sort of a prince anyway. Just not the inherited of any kind of land. You see, al, buddy, your dad's a king of thieves.

Movie three is that the wedding is once, again, delayed. Because now we have to deal with the fuckin ramifications of "what the fuck do you mean I'm the son of a famous criminal?" And the revelation that genie actually knows aladdin's parents. Movie three includes returning to the Magic Treasure Hoard where aladdin initially gets the lamp- "only One May Enter Here" being that aladdins father (deceased) left the cave as a sort of will of his treasure trove, a bounty worthy of a King Of Thieves. Including the most valuable artifact of the trove, the Genie In The Lamp, the most valuable treasure that was responsible for aladdin's fathers success as the king of thieves in the first place. We see some stories of Genie and Aladdins father- from rags to riches via crime, maybe the love story of aladdin's parents, (maybe some hints to why genie says "i dont like doing it" as to being able to bring back the dead rather than outright "i cant do it") and plausibly that the genie and aladdins father made the same deal, I'll use my two wishes and then free you, but (possibly following that failed attempt to bring back the dead as in trying to bring back aladdin's dead mother shortly after aladdin is born?) In the grief of that failure aladdin's father decides to use his last wish (possibly to arrange the Cave of Wonders for his sons inheritance or something) and ultimately betrays genies trust.

We get a little heart to heart with aladdin and genie- "I don't think your dad was a bad guy, per se, but-" and the classic Disney "what matters is that you kept your promise, and that's why I've stuck with you even after freedom, it's the magic of friendship"

and then once we work out reparations of the cave of wonders - using all of that stolen fortune inheritance to better aladdin's accidentally aquisitioned kingdom, and provide agrabah a stable fucking childcare system for orphans, and a whole other musical mintage of do-gooding, they FINALLY get their royal wedding- a unity wedding between these two lands and isn't it glamorous.

ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE.

The whole big damb deal where Aladdin and Jasmines partnership is weighted against the genies freedom is so stupid when you consider. Aladdin could have just fucking handed the lamp to Jasmine? 3 more wishes. They solve the whole thing in movie one. Jasmine gets the lamp, makes a wish that Jafar will never escape the cave of wonders, wishes that there were bo laws restricting her personal freedoms any more than anyone else (marry who she wants AND go to the market) and then a third wish that argrbah under her rule will know ages of peace and tranquility. Then she hands that damb lamp back to Aladdin, Aladdin wishes the genie free, big happy celebration fireworks scene. (They do the heart to heart thing where they say they'll miss eachother after genie cuts himself off from talking about seeing the world. Obviously. That still needs to happen. They're friends, you honor.)

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Whenever I read something online I always imagine it being read by the person's profile picture.

Two people could be getting into an argument about libertarians and I can't take either of them seriously because one of them has the "Ben Shapiro hungry helper" as there pfp and the other has Homer Simpson making a funny face as there pfp. I just imagine Homer Simpson making a funny face arguing with Ben Shapiro hungry helper.

It's hard for me take my own posts seriously because I just imagine it being said by Peridot.

[gregmarriage]

the delivery of this line is SENDING me

[nando161mando]

Always get political in the workplace

[springfieldnerv]

wow this one is super fucked up. i’m sorry ☹️

[trxshpxnda-xo]

Me trying to hide from today knowing my bpd rage is about to be triggered and I’ll more then likely cause a war at home .

[thecyancrusader44]

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