#HOMER FUCKING SIMPSON

[somarita]

"inbetween my original work, i've been working on plenty of assets for a paper mario related project (SBRP), which took up months of work, but now i'm properly done with it to show off all that i made for it, from earliest drafts to latest."

[buttfrovski]

ranting to myself about a certain- and i'm not naming names- character's post covid design

[nando161mando]

[prollymad]

*dissect

American Smithers.

A commission for @h0dge-p0dge

[teddybearty]

I love the way you draw plus size men like Homer and Peter, You make them handsome without taking anything away.

Thank you thank you!! 💕

[sdotbailey]

Really wish I knew who did this. The person who posted on Threads didn’t know either. God, this is so good.

Also, people have started calling it the Incel Camino and that is just such an incredible name for it.

[jaybuilds]

Decided to play around with one of the AI art gimmicks-

Why is “[character] building a Gundam model” a prompt that’s (nearly) flawless?

God, it’s so cursed

[jodjuya]

[the-anastasia]

Them: Any exciting holiday plans?

Me: yep!

[kaylalikescatsandstuff]

Does anyone else get uncomfortably emotional during Homer/Lisa episodes?

[floor-5-pedro]

FLOOR 5 PEDRO INTRODUCTION

"When I was a young boy, my dad would bring me into the city."

HELLO, YOUNGLINGS. MY NAME IS FLOOR 5 PEDRO. I COME IN ON FLOOR 5 AND EAT LITTLE TOONS. MMMMM... DELICIOUS. IF YOU DARE... ASK ME ANYHTING... I WILL ANSWER YOU. BUT BEWARE... I BITE... BARK BARK.

WHEN I WAS 10, I WITNESSED THE MURDER OF MY OWN FATHER, PEBBLE DANCIFER SR. I NEVER CAUGHT THE MAN WHO KILLED HIM, UNTIL I WENT CRAZY EVIL MODE AND LURKED IN THE FIFTH FLOOR OF DANDY'S WORLD. THAT PURPLE BOX MOTHERFUCKER. I ATE HIM. I RIPPED HIM APART, LIMB BY LIMB. I SAW HIM SQUIRM BENEATH MY PAWS OF STONE. HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. SAFE TO SAY, HE WAS A SPECIALLY DELICIOUS DINNER THAT NIGHT.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

[simptasia]

season 6 of lost, they could never make me hate you

[firemama]

If I had the power to become a Disney bitch that can just remake one of their classics because that's what Disney does these days, id remake Aladdin.

It'd still be animated and the goal would be a consistent style trilogy (without the sudden and sharp drop in animation quality preferably please god).

Completely scrapping the 'return of Jafar' plot line, I'd make the second movie in the trilogy about exploring the ramifications of aladdin's wish. He did not wish to *look* like a prince, he wished to BE a prince. Somewhere out there aladdin is the prince of some country or city or something and I would love to explore that as a technicality to aladdin and jasmine trying to get married. Especially if perhaps that kingdom is NOT on good terms with agrabah. They're trying to get all the arrangements done and theres a big joke about paperwork and getting the prince-requirment law squared away and then bam, the "well actually-" comes from genie and the rest of the movie is about exploring this new territory of aladdin. Who is marrying into Royalty and Politics, actually having to deal with some of that.

And then at the end of the movie, when all of that is sorted out, genie drops the second "well actually-" that aladdin was always sort of a prince anyway. Just not the inherited of any kind of land. You see, al, buddy, your dad's a king of thieves.

Movie three is that the wedding is once, again, delayed. Because now we have to deal with the fuckin ramifications of "what the fuck do you mean I'm the son of a famous criminal?" And the revelation that genie actually knows aladdin's parents. Movie three includes returning to the Magic Treasure Hoard where aladdin initially gets the lamp- "only One May Enter Here" being that aladdins father (deceased) left the cave as a sort of will of his treasure trove, a bounty worthy of a King Of Thieves. Including the most valuable artifact of the trove, the Genie In The Lamp, the most valuable treasure that was responsible for aladdin's fathers success as the king of thieves in the first place. We see some stories of Genie and Aladdins father- from rags to riches via crime, maybe the love story of aladdin's parents, (maybe some hints to why genie says "i dont like doing it" as to being able to bring back the dead rather than outright "i cant do it") and plausibly that the genie and aladdins father made the same deal, I'll use my two wishes and then free you, but (possibly following that failed attempt to bring back the dead as in trying to bring back aladdin's dead mother shortly after aladdin is born?) In the grief of that failure aladdin's father decides to use his last wish (possibly to arrange the Cave of Wonders for his sons inheritance or something) and ultimately betrays genies trust.

We get a little heart to heart with aladdin and genie- "I don't think your dad was a bad guy, per se, but-" and the classic Disney "what matters is that you kept your promise, and that's why I've stuck with you even after freedom, it's the magic of friendship"

and then once we work out reparations of the cave of wonders - using all of that stolen fortune inheritance to better aladdin's accidentally aquisitioned kingdom, and provide agrabah a stable fucking childcare system for orphans, and a whole other musical mintage of do-gooding, they FINALLY get their royal wedding- a unity wedding between these two lands and isn't it glamorous.

ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE.

The whole big damb deal where Aladdin and Jasmines partnership is weighted against the genies freedom is so stupid when you consider. Aladdin could have just fucking handed the lamp to Jasmine? 3 more wishes. They solve the whole thing in movie one. Jasmine gets the lamp, makes a wish that Jafar will never escape the cave of wonders, wishes that there were bo laws restricting her personal freedoms any more than anyone else (marry who she wants AND go to the market) and then a third wish that argrbah under her rule will know ages of peace and tranquility. Then she hands that damb lamp back to Aladdin, Aladdin wishes the genie free, big happy celebration fireworks scene. (They do the heart to heart thing where they say they'll miss eachother after genie cuts himself off from talking about seeing the world. Obviously. That still needs to happen. They're friends, you honor.)

[springfieldnerv]

wow this one is super fucked up. i’m sorry ☹️

[nando161mando]

Liberals after the election

[gregmarriage]

the delivery of this line is SENDING me