#HOLY WOW JEEPERS

[joffyworld]

CRYPTID THIS IS STUNNING!!!!!

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[shitpost-it-tristan]

Yall think felix had that party outfit planned out in advance? Like homie did a whole montage trying shit on and looked in the mirror Like this

"Oh yeah, definitely this one! Not to toot my own horn but this is pretty fly for a fix-it guy!"

THAT- that is a WHOLE look. Felix out here, thinking "Golly, I look mighty fine, if I do say so m'self!" Confident that he looks SO snazzy with those top buttons undone and feeling (flustered-) rebellious, giggling cause "oh jeepers, I'm not even wearing my undershirt!" Prepare yourself guys, lil homies almost got his collarbone out💀 (lil guy from the victorian era LMAO)

But do yall SEE those... ✨️shiney✨️pants?? Im trying so hard to figure out what material that is, and holy shit, RUBBER is all I can come up with. (Edit: those are disco pants, and im SOBBING because its polyester and spandex)

Wow.. that 80s sweater vest sure is... somethin' 😬

Cant forget the hat! Im convinced he wears it to bed, or he wears nightcap with the same logo.

Hc: The nicelanders gather up to share conspiracy theories about why he always wears gloves and come up with two.

1. his hands are always cold

2. He's not wearing them, they are his hands-

I feel so bad, laughing because guys. He walked into the room and thought "I ate and left no crumbs"

[eflen-n-reegee]

Field Trip to the Field Museum II - Members Night (Chicago, IL)

Hi! I went to the museum members night way back in April, and I’ve been meaning to write this ever since; and I finally got around to it! As with the first part, this is a self-insert imagine fic where the reader is an age regresser and the author is their caregiver. All pictures were taken by me (with permission from museum staff to post online). Also, heads up, this includes pictures of dinosaur bones, taxidermied animals, deceased animals in preservatives, LOTS of mounted insects and bugs (ya gal Eflen loves bugs), and a brief instance of anxiety. (Long story short, I have OCD and bumping into some people upset me IRL, and I decided to incorporate it.) Also under the cut ‘cause it’s long. 😆

You excited, kiddo? We’re gonna get to see some pretty cool stuff, things we wouldn’t normally get to see! This is gonna be so fun! Oh, look at this, sweetheart. There are table all over the museum with cool little pins. Wanna see how many we can find? Alrighty! Let’s go in!

Ooh, look! Such a cool little dinosaur- you’re right, it’s a stegosaurs! You’re pretty smart, aren’t you, pumpkin?

Watch your fingers, sweetie, the crab might pinch them! You’re right, this one’s dead… But maybe I’m a crab! Pinch! Oh, you’re too big for that kind of stuff? Sorry kiddo, I’ll try to remember.

Oh, check out this thing! Know what it is? A giant isopod? So freaking cool. Do you know if they bite? I’d like to hold one!

Pretty great view, huh? Look, they’ve got a t-Rex puppet down there! We’ll try to see it up close later.

Holy cow! So people found out a while ago that platypuses glow under UV light, but they only found out recently that other animals do too! And even crazier? Scientists still don’t know why! Nature is nuts.

So there’s some kinda creepy stuff in here- Okay, okay, I got it. Just let me know if it’s too much, okay?

Whoa… So these animals were mutants for some reason… No, I don’t think anybody knows for sure why things like this happen.

Some animals can live really good lives, even with these kind of issues.  But yeah, it’s a bummer when they don’t make it.

Jeez, it’s busy in here. Careful not to bump the bones, kiddo. Oh wow, look at this one! Came from a ground sloth… Can you believe how big they used to be?

Wow, look at these teeth! I wish I could take this one home, teeth are so cool.

Jeepers, what a skull…

Hey, what’s going on? Okay, deep breaths, sweetheart, deep breaths… Let’s go out in the hallway, okay?

Here, it’s quiet over here, you can sit down if you want- okay, you don’t have to. Can you tell me what’s wrong? Yeah, that room was pretty crowded, huh? I know you don’t like when people bump into you… What do you think will help you feel better? Yeah, when we get home you can take a bath- a shower, no problem. Is there anything else- No, sweetheart, I don’t think you’re being a baby. Everybody gets upset sometimes, and everybody cries sometimes. You’re still a big kid as long as you say you are. Okay? There you go. How about we take a break from the new stuff to look at the dinosaurs? Alright.

Looks like they brought a few new things in here… These bones are pretty cool, huh? I love how the gray and white looks. Why do you think it looks like that?

There’s a crowd around the table over here… Oh, it’s because they have pins. Do you want to wait here a second and I’ll get you a pin? No, I don’t mind. Okay, be back in a second.

So, how’re you feeling? Want to look at some of the stuff upstairs? Okay.

Oh, they’re talking about lichen in here- It’s not BORING! Look how cool these antlers look! You’d think they were tree branches if you didn’t know better.

Well, you can think what you like, but I think lichen is cool. … No, kiddo, I’m not angry. I’m just being silly. People like different things sometimes, it’s no big deal.

Oh, I didn’t know the museum had a library! No, they probably only have books about history and biology. But it’s always cool to see some new books, especially old books like that one, or- Oh!

Look at THIS! This book must be four feet across - at least! It’s massive! I’d love to look through the whole thing. What kinds of things would someone put in a book this big?

Oh, cool! They have a room just for bugs? Awesome! I wonder what ki- Walking sticks?! Oh my gosh, I didn’t know there were ones with wings!

Look how leafy that one is! Or… No, it’s not a real leaf. I thought maybe they stuck one in there to trick people.

Oh wow! Look how big these spiders are! I know some people are scared of them, but I think they’re amazing. And I’ve held a tarantula before - they’re very soft little critters.

Hm, I’m not sure I’d want to wear jewelry with bugs on it. That’s a little too much for me… I guess it works for other people, though, so it’s fine.

Oh my gosh, look at them! I wonder if bugs like these are where people got the idea of fairies. The one with the purple wings would definitely look like a fairy princess if you saw it from far away.

That reminds me, next year the seventeen-year cicada will be coming back to our area. They live underground for seventeen years, spend a couple weeks singing and laying eggs, and then they all die. Wild.

Ooh, some of these guys are creepy. I like scorpions, but they do scare me a little - and that’s good, since they can be dangerous. It’s smart to be at least a little afraid of dangerous things.

Holy cow, this big one looks like an owl! Yeah, if I’M getting freaked out, I bet all the predators are terrified.

Look at all the legs- Hey, I saw that! No, it was definitely a yawn. You getting tired? Yeah, I’m tired too. We’d better head out.

So, did you have a nice time? I’m glad. How’re you feeling? Yeah, you can still take a shower, no problem. Do you want to nap in the car and I’ll wake you when we get home? Okay.

Alright, all clean and ready for bed. Yeah, you got a pretty sweet set of buttons, huh? We’ll get some more for the collection next year.

~🦀~🦕~🫙~🦥~🦬~🐪~😢~🪵~📚~🕷️~💍~🦗~🦂~🌃~

[thewitchofstjohns]

Holy jeepers WOW 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

punklock/tattoolock commission made for queersherlockian 

I loved working on it! :D

[inevitably-johnlocked]

UHM so there’s been a sudden uptick in my old-assed art being reblogged from @stephdrawsjohnlock and holy shit thank you so much @221booksinthetardis and @havetardiswilltimetravel for starting it??? And then subsequently everyone then reblogging them??? Wow I really needed a pick me up and the tags that these reblogs are generating are making me so happy and cry??? Thank you, jeepers holy cow.

[thebestpartofthetrip]

yinz won’t believe this

the Tel Aviv move is on hold!!!! if i stay here i can get published as an undergrad and go to a big conference, this is huge holy mojo

[dawnie1988]

' You had heard about the Winchester’s before, hell, they were the Olsen sisters of the hunting world. '

Ok, that is for sure the first time I've ever seen that conparrison, and it is for sure my new favorite reference to them!

Jeepers, this whole, what was thankfully just a nasty dream, was creepy and fear inducing.

' Hell, after saving our asses when we first met, you made a pretty big impression on us. Now, you’re family,” '

The way you characterize Dean in this section is so amazingly spot on. He's such a carer and comforter at heart, but as we all know much too well, he's also not the best at getting his words across. That duality is portrayed so well here with him trying to get her to open up. The fact that he referred to her as family? With the weight and responsibility that carries in his eyes? Phss. Shut up. I'm totally not crying!

' So instead…he sold my soul.” '

Like.......

I'm not the smartest person around at all, by any means, but my brain literally can't even compute the fucked up-ness of all of that! Just.......wow.

' “What…what did you just say?” he asked nervously. '

...........oh no, please don't. Please, please pleeeaaassseeee don't tell me.......

' “Y/N, they told me after my 39th year in Hell that I might become “Test Subject #002,” holy shit you were Test Subject #001,” '

Oh my god, that's such a relief!

I thought for sure for a second there he was gonna be one of the ones torturing her. Whew! That scareded me!

' “Why the fuck would I ever tell you to stop,” you replied exasperated. '

One of the best questions I've ever seen posed!

This was really great. Again, the way you write your Dean and so expertly capture one of his best qualities, the nurturer within him, is just stunning and you can feel his comfort seeping through the screen. And the way they were able to bond and deepen their connection by learning they share this same painful issue/memory was such a great touch. I very much enjoyed this ❤

Nightmares

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: After running away from your past for so long, you meet up with the Winchesters. Can a certain green eyed hunter get you to finally open up about your past and bring feelings you never felt before into the light?

A/N: This is my second fic I have ever written and my first Female POV as well. I hope you all enjoy!

Huge shoutout to @winchest09 for helping beta this fic, I love you!!

You have been hunting with the Winchester’s for a while now. After working the same case on a wendigo hunt, and having to save their asses, they asked you to join them at the bunker. You had heard about the Winchester’s before, hell, they were the Olsen sisters of the hunting world. However, you had never worked well with others in the past so they had to do a bit of convincing to get you to come along. Hunting solo would have eventually gotten you killed anyways so you decided that partnering up with them couldn’t hurt. Of course, that was the only reason for your decision, not because of a certain hunter with eyes greener than any field, a jawline that could probably slice through vibranium, and lips that could stop traffic. No, it was simply because hunting solo is getting more dangerous. Which isn’t a complete lie, supernatural activity was growing more and more recently. When you first arrived at the bunker you were at a loss for words, the war room was humongous and the library was filled with books that you had never even heard of. 

The door was suddenly slammed open and a man wheeling a cart came in. Your vision was groggy at first but when your eyes adjusted you noticed the many knives, saws, and other trinkets on the cart. 

Keep reading

[thegreatcanadianpenis]

Awkward Humanity Part 1

Note to Reader: writing happens in a certain mood or moment. This means that when your reading is happening, I am likely to be in a different mood than the one portrayed in any particular piece of writing. This is what makes writing a cathartic activity.

What do you say to somebody?...when they are experiencing a life circumstance that would typically be described as ‘’tragic’’ ie. when something in life goes ‘’wrong’’?

I guess you just do your best.

I have definitely expressed a desire for people to ‘’stay strong’’, ‘’keep positive’’, ‘’you’ll get through this’’, but now that I’m on the receiving end of this type of support, it actually feels like weight....Oh great, I have to get rid of thinking ‘’what’s next’’ because I can’t expectations because there’s no telling how this is going pan out AND I have be strong, positive and confident?

Wait, being positive, strong and confident are good things? NO, YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT? 

Aren’t we moving out of an extended era of emotional repression? Isn’t it some kind of repression that contributed to tumour being birthed in the first place? Ok be fair, repression + pesticides. 

Ahhhh, lighten up Sethy.....People are kind enough to actually offer support, and it’s just not good enough eh? Jeepers, at least people are saying SOMETHING....because a lot of people won’t say anything, because they can’t or don’t want to, which is also fine because who has the energy to deal with so many people in life, generally? (just found another silver lining, god I love spin).

I quite like exclamations. Like the ‘’wow, ok’’. A good ‘’holy shit’’ never fails (it can be used for so much). Life changes, this we know. And yet we are continually surprised by the unexpected. 

Even a simple ‘’ok’’ is great; it shows the listener is accepting what’s being expressed. That’s more than enough. And it’s not imposing any emotional state on me while I’m putting energy into coping and evolving at my own pace. 

I don’t know about you, but I definitely prefer questions to presumption. The nicest questions seem to come from people who have been through periods of physical distress & repair, or are close to people who have. I guess that’s the value of first-hand experience, as well as just practice (which is inherently awkward, because, well, learning).

Should your lovely offering of support seem to be met with aggravation, annoyance or frustration, or met with a non-response ie. silence, well, it wasn’t about you in the first place, was it :) 

[survey1000]

70. Rule your mind, or it will rule you.

How old were you ten years ago? On Friday it’ll be 10, holy fuck ...

The last time you went out to eat, where did you go?: Pizza Delight

What did you order?: Panzerotti

Think of the last film you watched. Who was your favourite character?: Jeepers Creepers, and I don’t really have a favorite

Do you use Twitter? How about Tumblr?: Not Twitter, and yes, I obviously use Tumblr.

What colour are the walls of the room you’re in?: Beige

What would you like to say to the last person that hurt you?: I’m not sure who that is.

Do you have a friend whose name starts with ‘L’? Describe him/her.: Oh wow, I don’t think I do.

When you opened your eyes this morning, what were your first thoughts?: I can barely remember 5 minutes ago lol

Have you received any compliments today?: Yeah

Describe one of your favourite items of clothing. Where did you get it?: Don’t have one

Name one of your favourite foods that starts with the letter A.: Apples

Is there anyone from your past that you sometimes miss? There’s a few

How long have you known the last person you text messaged?: Almost 15 years

Do you know what the person you miss is doing at this moment?: Hopefully they’re feeling a lot better than how they were on Earth <3

Has anyone told you that they love you today?: Yeah

In the last week, what’s the kindest thing that someone has done for you?: Buy me food.

Is there a song that makes you cry every time you hear it?: Yeah there’s a few

If someone read your mind right now, what would they hear?: A lot

Do you have any favourite jewelry that you wear every day?: My ring.

What colour are the eyes of the last male you talked to?: Brown

Have you ever met a person that changed you for the better?: Yes and no

Are you wearing anything orange or red?: My bra and underwear are a red plaid lol 

Who was the last person you said “hello” to?: My drivers ed teacher

I like to think there is always something to smile about. So, tell me, what’s your reason to smile right now?: My cats

[oh-poor-you]

my inner monologue

oh wait that was dumb, i shouldn’t have said that.. oh no he’s taking a while to reply, he’s gone offline, okay i’ve accepted my fate. fuck okay he said it was cute, aha he’s joking and i know he just didn’t know what else to say so let me just write that... and send. oh fuck! he said “i love you” holy jesus i love him to this is so amazing, let me just say it back... and.. send! okay now he’s agreeing with me about not knowing what to say. called it. wait shit.. was that a typo? does he not actually love me? oh jesus i fucked up, what if he breaks up with me? no no no no. play it off. reply to him. god you haven’t replied in ages! but what if it was a typo? no you’ve both been hinting at this for so long, oh my god i miss him, wow i wish i could hug him right now. ugh no you’re being obsessive it’s okay. shut up, are you making too many jokes? is that serious? is he mad? i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know. wow he’s so beautiful. i love his eyes and his freckles! if i had freckles maybe he would like me more... also his height! he’s not a giant and that makes me happy, holy mother of jesus that baby bear on facebook is so cute, i wish i had a kitten, i should get my cat, she’s cute. oh fuck it’s almost midnight. i’m low battery and he texted me again. this weekend will be so fun. oh my god his band is gonna rock it tomorrow, he’s so cute and beautiful i love him so much. wait there it is! i said it! holy jeepers.