#HOLY SHIT THE BURN

[flameraven]

"This feels like a show made by an algorithm catered to the kind of fans that hate filler and side stories in animation and hates when characters make jokes. It tries so hard to be more adult than the source material that it ends up playing much safer and less complex than the cartoon made for kids!" Full article here: Netflix's Avatar Adaptation is like the Ember Island Players But Worse

[thehungarythrophy]

"i'm retired, having a good time is my job" son or "do not disturb" daughter ?

[bogdreamz]

korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy

[femboypussy420]

Hey holy shit?

Press Release Rooster Teeth to Find a New Home with the Brand’s Original Creator Burnie Burns at Box Canyon Productions Nine months ago, Rooster Teeth announced that it would shut its doors after 21 years of creating content. Today, the Rooster Teeth brand and much of its remaining assets have been acquired by founder Burnie Burns, and his independent company, Box Canyon Productions. Austin, TX – February 5, 2025 – Burnie Burns, founder of the online media outlet Rooster Teeth, has officially acquired the beloved entertainment brand. This milestone marks a new chapter for Rooster Teeth as it returns to the hands of its original creator as part of his company Box Canyon Productions. Under Burns’ leadership, the historic brand plans to renew its focus on innovation, community engagement, and the spirit of creativity that first defined its success. Burns started Rooster Teeth in 2003 with the breakout success of Red vs. Blue, the longest-running web series in history. Over the years, Rooster Teeth expanded into a multimedia powerhouse, producing hit shows like RWBY and the international RTX convention series, while fostering a passionate global fanbase. With this acquisition, Burns aims to reignite the collaborative and community-driven energy that made Rooster Teeth a trailblazer in digital entertainment. “I am excited at the challenge of bringing Rooster Teeth back to its roots,” said Burns. “The heart of this brand has always been its fans, and I look forward to writing a new chapter together.” As an early pioneer of online video content, Rooster Teeth set the standard for how fan-first entertainment could thrive in the digital age. With Burns back at the helm, fans can anticipate a renewed dedication to Rooster Teeth’s original mission: to entertain, inspire, and connect. Along with the acquisition, Box Canyon announced a new development slate of productions for 2025, including renewed production of some of the platform’s classic shows, a new original audio adventure Again, and an untitled reimagining of Burns’ first film The Schedule.

Posted 2/5/2025

This audio is also on the RT main site

[fyllophobia]

[mirendils]

the Prince of Egypt soundtrack is crazy because dreamworks said hello Mr Zimmer can you please write the soundtrack for speaking with the Divine? and then he did

[guaca-and-her-sonder]

has this joke been done before

[foldbaron]

Just a truly remarkable series of breathtakingly shitty rolls. I'm speechless. Like, this might be the WORST anyone has ever rolled in the entire history of CR.

I'd say it might be the best Matt's ever rolled, but he's been crushing it this campaign.

[noahchairocart]

My cookie run kingdom hyperfixation unfortunately came back so I’m making it your guyses problem! >:333

They are their daughter’s biggest fans.

This sketch is based on a ShadowSpice family au me and my friend created. With a family Foto down below.

Also I don’t care if this retconning any other lore in the game I’m just here to have fun and think of some silly dynamics.

Shadow milk and Burning spice roll dice to choose who gives birth.

[caitlinclarksarms]

DONT MESS WITH ME, I'M ALREADY SOAKED

[madsovereign]

I am being so normal about the dark universe land concept art

[kg-clark-inthedark]

I open up my wallet,

And it’s full of blood.

(text used is lyrics from The Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You! Black Emperor)

[ehwhatisitnow]

Ayo??? AYO?????

[pinkvaquita]

Do you think Shadow Milk tried to fight back the corruption? That he slowly watched his beloved friends get consumed in hate and chaos, doing everything he could to stop it from spreading?

That he suffered when Eternal Sugar tried to lure him into leaving his labors? With Silent Salt ignoring his questions? With Burning Spice destroying his work and forcing him to star again? With Mistic Flour not caring about any of his ideas to help? Do you think he spend days and nights, investigating through books and old documents in search for a solution? Not sleeping, eating or letting anyone stop him from his objective that was saving them? Do you think he bursted in anger everytime someone dared to interrupt him or distract him? Do you think he begged the witches for help? They were gods to any cookie, and Shadow Milk probably was thinking that maybe there was something they could do to save the slowly falling souls of his friends. Do you think his heart broked when the witches decided the best course of action was to just impriosion them if things went worst? That he refused, and search harder and harder for a solution that wasn't that? Do you think that maybe he messed with something he shoudn't have?... maybe playing to much with dark magic wasn't such a good idea. Maybe he started to practice it, to learn it from end to start and do anything as a way of practice. Do you think he had burnout from studying so much? That he tried to distract himself, but ended up just more irritated because of the cookies asking for his aid, and his friends just loosing themselves more into it? Do you think his lies started by making the others blame eachother for their problems even if it wasn't true, just so they would leave him alone? Do you think that he found some twisted joy in seeing them fight and lost in lies? That he did it again and again, just to finally take a break from all the tiredness and boredoom of the books? Do you think that Shadow Milk tried to fight back when he saw themselve in the mirror, his hands with jam splatered from some poor victim from his tricks? Or that he just smiled even more at the joy and adrenaline it bringed to him? Do you think he fighted back? Or that he slowly let him self also fall?

[alistairs]

"If you truly feel you must reward me a kiss will suffice"

[artemx746]

"i'm normal about the ghastly market scene" I say lying as if I haven't been thinking about Lambeth, tied to a throne, listening to someone go on about all the horrible things that could be done to her as they try to put a price on her, looking up at the ceiling, hoping to see it fall just to see the stars and get some form of a comfort from them as she always had before.