#HOLY MOLY FUCKING MACARONI

[bingus-bungus]

SOMETIMES BITING INTO A REESES CUP FEELS LIKE HEAVEN AND SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE YOURE DIGESTING A LEAD PIPE AND THEN GRADUALLY FADES INTO HEAVEN BUT VERY VERY PAINFULLY SLOWLY

[wonderjanga]

Marvel Likes to Keep it PG

Marvel doesn’t like cursing, so much so that he tries his best not to. It’s so dumb, yet endearing.

Like the time Cyborg and Marvel got ambushed by like a hundred goons.

Marvel: “What the buck?” *shoves Cyborg behind him so he can take the bullets instead*

Cyborg: “You mean, what the fuck right?” *yelling over the sound of the bullets*

Marvel: “No, I mean, what the buck. I’m not a heathen, unlike you.”

Cyborg: *mumbling under breath*

Then there’s his classic holy moly. But don’t worry! Billy has a number of interchangeable things for moly. There’s mackerel, macaroni, minestrone, he’s hungry quite often so you can tell how that’s bled into his phrases.

Cyborg: “What about ‘shit’?”

Marvel: “Shoot.”

Cyborg: “Hell?”

Marvel: “Heck. Or occasionally Tartarus.”

Cyborg: “Of course.” *eye roll* “what about oh my god?”

Marvel: “Does that count as a swear?”

Cyborg: “To some people. Yes.”

Marvel: “Then gee wilikers.”

Cyborg: “Gee wilikers? Where’d you get gee wilikers? Dude at least the other ones had some semblance to the swear words.”

Marvel: “Gee wilikers has some semblance.”

Cyborg: “No, man. No it doesn’t.” *shakes head in disappointment*

But thankfully for Cyborg, he finally caught Marvel not censoring himself. The best part? It was went he was supposed to be scolding a younger hero.

Marvel: “Goodness gracious, goddamn- I mean gosh darn it. What is wrong with you?”

Kid Hero: *gobsmacked because of the actual swear word they heard from Cap*

Cyborg: *also gobsmacked* “So you can curse!”

Kid Hero: *extremely hurt and visibly sad*

Marvel: *sees they’re upset* “Oh I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Look just don’t do that again!”

Cyborg: “Wooooooooooow, Cap. Wow. Making a kid cry.”

Marvel: “It wasn’t on purpose!”

Kid Hero: “And I’m not crying!”

Cyborg: “Sure you aren’t, kid.”

[ruffles-1]

Holy shit. Holy fuck. Oh my God holy moly macaroni

(I know it's fake but I wish it was real)

[porkcutletbowl44]

So I will write this ask while reading chapter 16 because my mind is too smooth to do it afterwards.

frist of all, SINCE WHEN CAN YOU TWIST OPEN A BEER BOTTLE BABY GIRL BEER BOTTLES ARE NORMALLY CAPS ONLY THE CHEAP ONE IN PASTIC IS WITH A TWIST OPENING

damn my german ass came out for a sec. But i really think they would have proper beer. The shit in the plastic bottles is piss with the wrong label on it and I don't even like beer to begin with LOL But it seems they are into it which… damn kinda sad but I guess that's a german thing to see cheap beer as a crime 😭💀

God, I love the interactions with the boys sooo much! It's so funny and makes me miss my old friend group. well at least the good parts of it and that wasn't much to being with 🥴

microwaving cereal 😭😭😭 I'm laughing so hard right now omg I never was drunk in my 24 years of living so it always makes me the one who holds the hair or fight of the guys who think they could get a quick fun. No fun with me, I will ruin they're night for good haha Only got tipsy twice and the first time I kinda regret because I didn't register how much the one dude overstep the line with this one girl. Mind you I just met her at the party but she was so sweet. God I would have beaten the living shit out of him. Still hate him to this day and he is a close friend of my cousin which is like a sister to me. Damn sorry for the rant LOL

NO HE DOES NOT ACT LIKE THIS MY GOD THIS MAN MAKES ME SO MAD I never wanted to punch a character in a fic so much as I want to punch Simon. Wtf is he thinking? Mf was cheating, is engaged with another woman who makes our life way too hard and he thinks it's all fine and dandy to tell us that WE are selfish??????

Jesus fucking Christ, Keegan needs to punch the shit out Simon. Holy moly macaroni i'm so mad

"Rank ain't gonna save you from a broken nose."

OMG JUST DO IT! BEAT HIM OMG PLS

I don't get it. I DON'T HIM! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN

of course Keegan is a sweet boy like always. How he can hold back not to give us small kisses is beyond me but ok. Well maybe because I'm someone who gives affection to everyone that is close to me, be it friends or family.

YES MY FAVORITE DADDY IS FINALLY HERE! Was about time that Price is joining! God, he is so sweet. He always reminds me of a Berniece Mountain dog! Big, gentle, protective and efficient at work. They are one of my fav dogs so maybe I'm a bit biased haha

wow, the fact that he called it out all those years ago? John knows Simon really well. We should have listened to him more. On the other hand, he also said, Simon would never hurt us and now look at this mess. My God, I just feel so sorry for our girl.

Jesus every time we get a flashback of better times... I makes heart so heavy. This story feels so real, like we're a fly on the wall that watches a tragedy unfold.

Please give me a man like Price, he is such a sweet mew mew

not me almost crying at his little speech of how much he cares for her 😭😭

Song recommendation: Another Life - Motionless in White

HIIIII! it's wonderful hearing from you again I hope all is well! 🫶🏻💛

Tbh, I did a little research about beer in the UK, and some of it is similar to the US aluminum caps lol

And, I'm not sure if you read chapter 17 yet, so I'll refrain from commenting on the Simon rant to avoid spoilers 🫠

Peepaw Price cures depression for FREE. that's free therapy and I'm taking it!! 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

(MOTIONLESS IN WHITE MENTION RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH💖💖💖)

[cerastes]

Top 5 FFXIV Boss Fights. Dungeon, Trial, Raid, Solo Story, whatever.

5. Hydaelyn. The ambiance, the music, the way her fighting style is equal parts divinity and adventurer, how she switches weaponry and basically just creates a fully complete and integrated experience of everything you've faced so far: Stack markers, spread markers, line of sight, add phase, DPS checks, radial AoEs, donut AoEs, she has absolutely everything. I'm a huge fan of integral test-type bosses, bosses that expressly are trying to test you on fundamentals and everything else you've seen and used at least once so far. 4. Tsukuyomi. Tsukuyomi will always have a place in my heart because it was in this fight that I actually enjoyed playing FFXIV for the first time; before Tsukuyomi, I enjoyed reading FFXIV, but I markedly did not enjoy the gameplay at all with very marked exceptions. The moment the music kicks up and Tsukuyomi starts pulling out the big mechanics, with lots of mobility, colors, coordinated play, and all of that jazz, it was legit the first time I kinda just woke up from Reading Mode and had to actually engage in the systems of the game, and what a wonderful fight to wake up during! 3. The Diablo Armament. Not only is it a really funny "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN" moment, it fucking slaps. The music is great, it's at the end of my favorite content in the game, you overcame a LOT of challenges to get to it, and now you fight yet another wholly unique boss with a lot of funny tricks up his sleeve. The first time I managed to fully dodge the Diabolic Gate -> Ruinous Pseudomen -> Ultimate Pseudoterror combo, I legitimately felt so proud of myself. 2. Warrior of Light. The reason I finally said to myself, fine, ok, I'll play an MMO, fine, was because I was jamming out to random autoplay in Youtube while doing something else, and then this absolute turbobanger starts going off and I'm like damn ok what the FUCK is this from, so I check, and not only is it FFXIV (which a lot of friends already played), it was apparently the theme of John Final Fucking Fantasy I himself? In his Amano design? So that made me REALLY curious and I committed to finding out What It Did. The fight slaps harder than the fist of an angry god and it has my second favorite moment in the entire game, when Elidibus basically summons a party of FFIV characters and hits me with "Mankind's first hero, and his final hope!" which lives rent free in my mind forever. 1. Lyon's second duel, in Zadnor. The last thing I did before I stopped playing was finish up 100%ing Bozja content, which meant defeating the 6 superboss 1 on 1 duels in Bozja and Zadnor. Of the six, Lyon 2 was the hardest and most fun. Learning his fight was a trial and a half, he is REALLY damn hard and demanding, but I consider it my greatest achievement to have beaten him, because holy moly macaroni those Hearts of Nature and the Caged Heart of Nature into Cross Bombs gets Very Intense to dodge all while maintaining rotation for the strict DPS check. Lyon is also a really cool character #TACTICSOGREGANG

If I can include a number 6, Dun Scaith, expressly due to Deathgaze Hollow. It's SUCH a mean fucking fight to open with and it's a fight in which you IMMEDIATELY can know Who Knows, actual comedy gold. I would also include my favorite instance bar none, Delubrum Reginae, but I prioritized single encounters over overall dungeons or instances.

[bunnyanni]

A new theory come right now, well, more like some observations pieced together.

Couldn't find the other photos, but who watched s5 knows that Fyodor isn't facing us, Dazai is only half half and Ranpo is facing us fully. This shows the morality of the character, Fyodor is evil, Dazai is neutral and Ranpo's good. What I don't get is the fact that only Dazai has light.

Found Dazai, anyway, only he has light, which begs the question. Why the fuck isn't Ranpo the one with the light?! Well, my answer is that Ranpo had to act like Fyodor in order to win, fact which made him be in the dark, Dazai is in the light because he relied on trust and equality.

Next question. Is Fyodor dead, 'cus holy moly macaroni was that episode a roller coaster. I think he's dead for good, usualy in bsd characters die in the most idiotic ways.

It wouldn't make sense for him to revive, twice! So yeah, have fun in hell Fyodor.

I think though that he left us some last parting gift, the episode being called 'Goodbye in Twilight', evidenting 'Goodbye'. He left us some parting gift. Maybe a bomb or god knows what, no pun intended.

The next thing is that Ranpo fainted, which could be do to exaustion, **or** too much information, **'or** due being Ranpo and nit eating sweets so his blood sugar dropped because he was hypoglicemic unknowingly. Humans tend to crave the things their body needs, and Ranpo is always craving sweets, aka sugar.

[ficreader500]

OH MY STARS SUGAR SNAPS IT IS FUCKING AWESOME HOLY MOLY MACARONI

Nothing Lasts Forever

Got inspired by this wonderful poem by @ineffabildaddy and wrote this while thinking about @crowleys-hips' devastatingly beautiful fic so here ya go

-

Because even stars couldn't bear eternity's weight 

They'll die eventually, won’t they?

(Surrender to the cosmic fate)

You were the one to tell me that

Right from the very start, you told me

You told me that nothing lasts forever 

(A warning echoing through time)

But I didn't listen

I was ensnared in the beauty of the universe's eyes

Just like I was ensnared in yours

(Blinded by the illusion of eternal love)

When you uttered those words again

Nothing lasts forever

And this time I listened

Nothing lasts forever—

Not us, not the universe or your bookshop or the world

(All swallowed by the hungry jaws of time)

Nothing last forever

Not 

Even

Me

-

i feel like i should say smt about this poem but i have no words left i think. im tired. i would love you if you reblogged or commented thank you so much for reading

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[rory-has-bpd]

Holy moly macaroni am i tired. Of everything. I'm tired of making false promises to myself about things ever changing. I'm a lost cause and my future is bleak, such is the reality. Sometimes I wanna run away but there's nowhere to run. After all, I will never be able to run away from myself. I'm the main reason my life is so miserable. "Do something about it then!", will yell someone. Okay! I will! I will fucking kill myself! Because there's nothing else I want to or can do. I'm done. I'm a burden, a hindrance, I'm unable to have a single good day. I have to pretend most of the time because otherwise I would keep ruining everyone's day. I don't deserve anyone. I need to disappear, forever.

[dirk-menace]

I've been keeping it to myself

I tried

but WHAT THE

HOLY MOLY

SWEET MACARONI

IS HAPPENING??

it's just reeeealy isn't something I was expecting in a strange way in a couple of very specific scenes??? idk I'm watching and my mind goes ⬇️⬅️↙️↙️⬇️⬇️↩️⬅️↪️↔️ Jesus fucking Christ

[floofgryph]

"Holy moly macaroni. That's fucking insane, dude. Are you willing to tell me all about it?" he asks with curiosity.

Knowing that one day Liam would bring someone from one universe to another.

Tefsakomphuni is minding his own business, eating some Neapolitan ice cream. He's sitting on a bench by himself at a random park he came across. He's wearing yellow-tinted steampunk goggles, black fingerless gloves, a Tyrian purple pea jacket, a Mountbatten pink T-shirt, and black combat boots. His forearms are wrapped in gauze and tape. His baggy pants consist of studio purple, blossom pink, thistle, riptide blue, and golden sand. There is one thick vertical line of Prussian blue on each pant leg with an outline of shimmering gold. He's technically dealing with his supervillain duties in Massachusetts, which explains his weird outfit. He couldn't resist grabbing something cold to eat, especially on a hot summer day like this.

[thicclaurance]

god i am looking back and dang i do not regret leaving aphblr and discord holy moly macaroni i am so sorry that place is TOXIC and just looking at it is increasing my heart rate what the fuck please be safe n shit jeezums

Aphblr is full of kids who think cancel culture is a good thing and try to cancel everyone they don’t like. One tried to fucking dox me too and then I got “told off” by a lego ninjago kinnie.

I stg if you said this shit to a Victorian boy he’d fucking die

[sheneedsicecream]

I realize I only have sex bots following me, but I just need to publicly say how absolutely fucking happy I am. Well tumblr public, because no one I know follows me, which means I’m safe to post some of my truth.

Going through my old posts, I realized that some of them were such massive cries for help. My life was not my own, my relationships were either non existent, shit, filled with lies and deceit, or all of the above. Not any more.

Life is hard, it always will be in one way or another; but it’s also good, it’s amazing, it’s horrendously fucking BEAUTIFUL. I couldn’t be happier in my relationship, or more hopeful for the future. The trip is, that’s fucking true! Like HOLY MOLY MACARONI, I love my life, I love my man, I love my grama’s cats, our cats, our dogs, our

[adhdo5]

Oh my fucking god I'm a fucking idiot. I forgot what a macaron is. I was thinking of meringues this entire goddamn time. Holy shit, holy cow, holy moly, holy macaroni and cheese. HOWEVER upon reread of my previous statements, all of them are wrong yet their sentiment is completely correct -R

FOOL 

I love you so much 

[ineffabells]

Thoughts on the new Legacies episode (spoilers ahead!!)

Danielle Rose Russel, Peyton Alex Smith, Quincy Fouse and Chris Lee all freaking SHONE in this episode. The scene where Hope finds out what happened to Landon, and falls to her knees? That fucked me up BIG TIME.

Also that scene where Landon confronts Rafael about his feelings for Hope, and you think he's all angry - but it turns out he already knew and trusts that Raf would never make a move on her when Landon's with her, and just wants Rafael to admit his feelings so that RAFAEL will feel better?? what a freaking angel

LANDON IS MY PRECIOUS SON/SUN AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES HIM I'LL FITE THEM (other than MG bc he’s also my son)

I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but HOLY MOLY MACARONI I LOVE KALEB SO MUCH. HE'S SUCH A GOOD FRIGGIN PERSON AND HE'S TRYING HIS BEST TO LOOK OUT FOR HIS BOI IM SHOOK

Also Kaleb's actor (Chris Lee) really needs to be recognized. These last few episodes we've gotten to see more emotion from him, and it's really hitting deep. That lone tear when he finds MG? wow.

Oh god I'm rewatching the scene where they find Landon's body right now and sobbing

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY THAT LANDON IS NOT ONLY ALIVE, BUT HE'S A FUCKING PHOENIX!! HOLY BALLS!! 

Finally, the most important note of the whole episode:

Kaleb's shark slippers

[andremarcusburky]

Can you do Landy in bed if you get a chance? ty!

masterlist

im a bit confused with this one

because I cant really decide what he’s like

on one hand he can be tough and rough and would def let his frustration out on you

but also the cuddliest, warmest, most loving little piece of shit

and I genuinely believe that he can be either one in bed, depending on his mood

so the over-all anytime kinda gabe sex isn’t really rough or kinky

thats more about closeness and him wanting to feel every part of you

its a lot of cowgirl and missionary

but he’s also really into 69

or tbh anytime you sit on his face is a good time

but like 69 is nice for the both of you

boobs guy

god he loves your boobs

kneads them and kisses them and sucks hickeys 

sometimes he just takes them in his hands and jiggle and make them bounce

its a bit weird but he never does it in like a sexual way, it always makes you laugh so it’s more just for fun

but guys when he’s frustrated or angry after a bad game or something

holy moly macaroni you’re in for a ride

doggy

spanking

omg sometimes when he comes home he just walks into whatever room you’re in and lifts you up and carries you to the bedroom

like you can be emptying the dishwasher or having a bowl of cereal and suddenly your feet aren’t on the ground anymore

and he throws you on the bed

“strip, now”

and you know better than to disobey him

he’s actually torn a few panties of yours while getting them off

and he likes to make you stay quiet or keep your hands over your head

if you make a noise or move your hands then he stops immediately and moves away

and then the actual fucking is so rough you wont be able to walk the next day

his primary goal whenever you’re in bed is to make you scream his name

he has a good success-rate

he’ll flip your body and throw it around in every damn position you can think of to try and get the perfect angle

asdfghjklö

its so much but its so good

“yeah, you like that baby? you like that?”

“i wont let you cum until you’re begging for it”

“yeah, baby, scream for me”

and then there’s the aftercare

so sweet

gets you a wet towel

or if he has to he’ll carry you to the shower

sometimes he’ll actually holds you up in the shower when he’s been too hard on you

“why didnt you say anything? it didnt hurt, did it? you have to let me know if it hurts because I’ll stop right away or go slower or whatever you want. just promise me you’ll always let me know”

“it was great babe, calm down”

and snuggles for the rest of the night

[eve-babbles]

Not my favourite playlist being an all-Bowie playlist called Blowie 😭

1. Magic Dance by David Bowie

2. Dancing with the Big Boys by David Bowie

3. Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed by David Bowie

4. Looking for Lester by David Bowie

5. Sense of Doubt by David Bowie (THIS SONG IS SO CREEPY I FUCKING LOVE IT HOLY MOLY MACARONI)

6. Andy Warhol by David Bowie

7. Wild is the Wind by David Bowie (oh the emotion, the ballad, THE VIBE, someone slow dance with me to this song right fucking now)

8. Hallucination by Trevor Jones (not Bowie but it’s from Labyrinth lmao that soundtrack is a wholeass BOP)

9. Suffragette City by David Bowie (whAM BAM THANK YOU MA’AM)

10. Young Americans by David Bowie (his performance of this song with Cher was so upbeat and vibey 😫 the chord progressions r too good aND THE CHORUS)

I’m tagging EVERYONE >:)

thanks for the tag @ambitioncunningpridemieczyslaw

Rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people!

i don't really have a "favorite" playlist, so I'm gonna use my on repeat playlist:

wow - jatp

cowboy like me - taylor swift

taking care of things - cavetown

lemon boy - cavetown

chosen family - rina sawayama

i got the music - jatp

things that make it warm - cavetown

wake up - jatp

was it something i said - mykey, cavetown

ivy - taylor swift

tagging: (i don't know if i have 10 people to tag, but ok) @skadf1 @secretly-of-course @penguin-writes-books @based-bisexual @divabrown8713 @dobby328 @jelazakazone @yellow-roseman