#HOLLY UR INSANE

[enha-stars]

*grabs the mic that enha passed* THE SPIDEY SMUT IS OUT 🕸

HOLY FUCK 😭😭😭😭

[megumiifushiiguro]

i'm never gonna get over this btw

[weezeranitsweezy]

the WORST pictures of scott shriner u've ever seen, taken by me, @ their show in glasgow 2nite!!!

[the-owl-tree]

Do ypu ever think about how Hollykit didn't want to be a med cat because she was interested in herbs and healing and starclan but because she wanted to be important? But then as she grew she realized "wow I suck as this, it's much more important to make sure I'm good at my job" and swapped to a warrior apprentice? But she never shook the idea of "I need to be important and valuable to be worthy of others time" but starclan never intended that hollyleaf be important, she was just another tool for them to further the prophecy

GRRRRAAGGHH GRRRRR UGUGFJGJGGJGJ EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[corpsecoded]

oh yknow

I FORGOT I RBED THAT ASK GAME … but um. i love u soooo much.. accepting the proposal so we can get onto killing god and having gay sex immediately o7

[hollowtones]

hi holly! i found out abt u through hlvrai (unsurprising) but listening to ur voice then to now is such a clear difference, i'm proud of u for all the work youve put into yourself :-D apologies if this is worded weird (english isn't my first language so i still mess up with word placement sometimes)

i've been insanely busy with collegework but once finals week is over i want to tune into you and the radiotv gang's streams more often! do ur watchers have a collective name? like holly and the berries or something silly idk. that sounds more like a band name the more i think about it oh well LOL

I would feel really weird and kind of creepy if I gave my community or my viewers a name. Don't like it. Not for me.

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

anyway. it doesn’t really matter im still Soooo filled with christmas cheer… I’m so holly and jolly rn it’s insane. what if you guy s ….. liked this post for a nice message in ur inbox ……. Feeling Joyful I Want To Spread some cheer. hehe

[baileythebean]

NOW PRESENTING… EVERYONE’S FAVORITE KOI BOI: BAILEY!!

or maybe he’s not ur fav koi boi but that would make him sad :(

He’s kinda bad so don’t mind that

Featuring: -koi tail w/ flows side fins

-gills

-patchy hair to match his tail

-blackened/clawed hands

-scales on his shoulders

-mismatching jewelry made from human trash (he LOVES shiny things)

-based off the Showa Sanshoku variant of Koi

-big floppy ears

-people watching! ((Oh no is he getting a crush??))

-Kinda invisible in most angles (BUT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY) booty fin

FULL IMAGE PLUS A SIDE STORY BELOW THE CUT!!

(sorry it’s sideways and also that I didn’t actually get to do a ton of art bc he took WAYYY longer than expected and my iPad was dying)

SIDE STORY TIMEEE In an au where ONLY Bailey was a siren, I feel like he’d have been caught (bc he’s too curious about humans, more so because he wants to know if his dinner can feel emotions.) and would’ve been kept in an aquarium so that marine biology/ichthyology students like Jasper would’ve seen him and soon the whole gang would start visiting him, along with Tonio ((mod’s bf!!)) who he’d probably have a huge crush on for some weird siren reason. He starts visiting the aquarium every day and Bailey starts going absolutely insane bc what kind of coward was he, letting glass get in the way of his human crush? He breaks the glass, and attempts to drag himself to Toni but starts suffocating (man’s got gills) so Sora, Jasper, Finn and Toni have to carry this massive fish-bitch to go stay in a bathtub temporarily before dumping him into some giant freshwater lake nearby lmao (and if you’re wondering about Pebble, he’s still a demon and shares a similar interest in Toni ;) )

@ask-olive-huchers @ask-finn-hollis @ask-jasper-cameron @ask-sora-aguilar @rebootgrimm @trimalchiooframshackle @vv4loe @rui-casual @weirdassartist

[boxwinebaddie]

also, in regards ( my condolences ) to this post, i am also humbly offering this insane asylum brain-dump on hypothetical racecar kyle

aka #sasscar kyle

who the sports commentators call 'the jersey devil' ( as in the devil went down to ) because he is the human embodiment of road rage and is not afraid to run right you off it -- with his car or his mouth.

which is aaaalways running...and fast! because that man's loco-motor ( he's insane ) runs solely off spite, on ice cold sprite and has a wicked god complex, so he gets off on picking stupid, petty fights with other drivers / betting insane high aces before races...just to see the dumb, shitdick look on ur face when he puts you in your place ( second <3 ) or the e.r. if you red-cross him <3 ( his ride is your local blood drive )

'them' being extreme sports commentators who, re: the jersey devil nickname, hiss when they see him a shake a competitor's hand ( with his cool, suede, jade leather glove, tyvm! ) because he's a known Pit Viper but instead of a knife in your back or a nail in your coffin, it's in your tire and they're mimicking the sound it makes as it deflates and you slowly...asphyxiate. pls note: they also call him 'break check' bc if you haven't checked your breaks, dw; he'll do it for you! ( aww!!! ) <3

tldr; kyle broflovski...can and will do Anything to win. after all, if you're not first; you're last. and in the immortal words of rascal flatts: life is a motherfucking highway, baby! if your foots not on the gas, your ass is GRASS, motherfucker! like, trust and believe, i love miss holly, ( she's my girl ), but with all due respect, this isn't 'the scenic route'...

this is DRAG RACING, bitch! so either get fast, get serious or Switch Lanes before wiley kyley b gets Furious, passes you with one hand -- he's flipping you off with the other one -- and verbally eviscerates you so viscously from his rear view mirror that you instantly start crying,

the shitsandstorm of dust he left you in coats your lungs, you begin to claw and choke, your grip on the wheel slips, your head tips, reality dips before you know it or can pull over, you're done: you lose control of the car, crydroplane out of place and crash into the wall. HARD.

with that said, the question remains...

Are We Making Girl Scout Cookies...

Or Are We Making

A.

Goddamn.

DEAL,

S w e e t h e a r t ?

;)

[girlfatherfigure]

Genuinely so so obsessed with your blog I think you're the only other Dragon Ball fan aside from me and like 5 other people. And you're the one true Vegeta fan in my heart you get him like no one else 🙏 hope ur having a good day

WHAAATTT thank uuuu holly…..im just insanely annoying tbh but im glad you enjoy reading my rambles about absolute nonsense lmao. I hope you’re having a wonderful day as well <3

[ladysophiebeckett]

the watergate joke in the haul out the holly sequel,,,yes ur honor they’re all insane in this christmas town.

[foileadeux]

anyway ive been rotating holly in my mind to the tune of return to oblivion. slave to my fate i am doomed to repeat this again and again and again and again. turn the light on and let her in wont you turn the light on. im insane

wait no ur so right..... whadda hell.....also consider: "to the edge" or "answers" or "tomorrow and tomorrow" w the vessles?? "sunrise" or "fallen angel" with radiance... many thoughts

[headkiss]

I saw yall talking about books the other day

What are some books u recommend? Can be romance, nonfiction, etc. Any genre really!

ouuu okay i mostly read romance/fantasy so most of these will have romance plots in them hehe

my favourite romance ever is love and other words by christina lauren and i recommend it to literally everyone who asks!!! i also love better than the movies and betting on you by lynn painter, the cutest YA books!!!!

then for fantasy my favs are the cruel prince series by holly black, caraval/once upon a broken heart by stephanie garber (HIGHLY recommend these and reading caraval first it’s so amazing!!!), and a stand-alone i love is the invisible life of addie larue by V.E. schwab!!!

and if ur into crime/mystery the good girls guide to murder series by holly jackson is SO incredible and there’s a tv show coming soon!! and the naturals series by jennifer lynn barnes is insane if u like criminal minds u will love this!!!

[alphabetboyluvr]

holly. holly i need to desperately live inside your brain like you don’t understand.

it’s been a while since i last dropped by. life got a bit chaotic at the end of the year but the excitement of the holiday season + new year persists. i find myself in a constant state of giddiness recently.

coming back and seeing what has been waiting for me MY GOD IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN! i’m writing after immediately finishing imposter syndrome and YOU HAVE ME BY THE THROAT🧎🏽‍♀️ this is ur impact. my insanity. thank you & ur welcome.

that chapter. wow. time and time again blown away by the heart you put into your writing. honestly, how did we all get so lucky to experience this little world of yours? seriously can’t praise you enough. and the fact thank i have two more chapters to catch up on? ugh, now i know what they mean when they say life is the gift that keeps on giving.

no but really, thank you. and now that i’ve gone crazy, let me properly greet you lol.

happy new year holly˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡ how are you? are you staying warm this winter? anything exciting you’re looking forward to? what’s something that made you happy recently? i’m excited to hear all about it.

i hope you’ve been well and taking care of yourself. hope you continue to indulge in all the things that make you whole. rooting for you in all your endeavors. may all your wishes come to fruition. sending you love and light. excited to see how you’ll orbit the sky this year🌠

here’s to new memories🥂

~🎧💌

hello again 🥹

I won't lie, I saw you mention imposter syndrome and was like... I don't think I have anything by that name?? and then realised it was a bd chapter name hahahaha - my brain is very smooth, it's not a very good place to set up camp!!

I hope you've enjoyed the following chapters too <3

it always amuses me how well-put together your asks are and how I'm just like :D he he :D. I think you'll make a far more eloquent writer than I am!!

Happy new year to you too lovely - we're a little way into the year so I hope it's been treating you well 💕✨️

I'm doing well! this winter hasn't been too cold thankfully (though I'm sure this is indicative of terrible advances in global warming, so perhaps I shouldn't be too happy about it). I've a trip soon to see one of my best friends in the whole wide world in one of my bucket list countries and so that's mega exciting. this year is full of variables and I'm so excited to just experience the unknown.

how have you been?? 2024 treating you well?? anything you're looking forward to?

thank you for your kindness. I'm really lucky to be afforded with such grace and consideration, and will eternally be grateful for it.

and also sorry for a delayed response - I'm not on here much!! but its so lovely to be greeted with asks like these when I do check back in 🥹💕✨️

all my love!!✨️

[livvyofthelake]

also. i haven’t seen call since sunday i need to get back to the bronze key immediately i’m dying out here and also the Posting has been so bad today. yeah my images from my book paired with one sentence commentary like “killing myself” and “cassie and holly ur insane” WILL add to the dashboard experience. <3

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

holly u have an insane attentive and creative mind for all this omg ... only if it's not too overwhelming can u do mine 🧡 (no worries if not)

thank u sm sarah that is so sweet of u .... i very much associate u with whimsy in both concept and practice because hello u r literally the happy smiler ....ur very jovial and have a beautiful and sensitive soul that u approach all manner of topics with and in combination with ur intelligence this creates a very fascinating and transient way of being and that makes me think of water dogs and how well they can traverse different terrains .... i also think of curly haired dogs because of ur curls!!! this leads me to assigning u a lagotto romagnolo which were originally used for hunting in marshes but now have the whimsical job of being some of the best truffle hunters in the world ! they r energetic dogs who r deeply loyal and playful <3