#HOL

[webbedsitecryptid]

Hou is Le

Se Af¹??????

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¹ wrong. Hou le se af².

² Actually, it's house is leaf. —Ed.

[dailydanielewski]

"It's not helpful to a reader to say 'You will find angels walking among us'. Because people will then go out and look for those angels and they are not gonna see them, because they won't have had that visceral experience. And that is what the novel wants to give, to expose you to the ordinary and then allow you to understand how the extraordinary is suddenly within it."

— Mark Z. Danielewski, KCRW (podcast) 2017.

[the-celestial-bitch]

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside

my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

[tentacle-therapissed]

Johnny Truant is the character ever actually and yall are missing out. He has mommy issues and TWO kinds of daddy issues. He lied his way into working at a fish canning factory at age 13. He goes on long-winded stream of consciousness rants about vaguely disturbing but largely irrelevant topics. He does too many drugs. He has tons of casual sex with women but all of them think he’s sweet. He saw a stray puppy on the side of the road and immediately fell in love with it. He only has one friend. He thinks he’s being haunted by a demon but he probably just has PTSD. A pretty girl said 6 words to him and he immediately considered ‘petitioning all major religions in order to have her deified.’ His only hobby is organizing and annotating an academic manuscript written by a dead old man about a movie that doesn’t exist.

[webbedsitecryptid]

*inserts a photo of jonathan sims* wtf are you doing

Guys who are writers, scale of mental stability

[1000deaddraculas]

This is not for you.

[mintyepic]

normal conversation with my roommate

[sketchy-tour]

First time seeing Johnny's long ass footnotes be like-

[webbedsitecryptid]

Tom Navidson on the spiral staircase:

[electricalpylon]

concept art for a Johnny Truant (house of leaves) fortnite skin

[ink-pocket]

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

[dreamsforthedamned]

Nightbringer's HoL layout personally pisses me off, so I made a better one.

Ground Floor:

Garden and Patio

Entrance Hall (lower level)

Living and Dining Room (it's the same room!)

Music Room + Planetarium

Kitchen, now actually sharing a wall with the Guest Bedroom!

Laundry Room

Guest (MC) Bed&Bath

Common Room + Communal Bathroom

Library (lower level)

Lucifer's Secret Study

Stairs to the basement

Communal Study (Not fair that Luci gets a whole secret study all to himself and the other boys get NOTHING. So i fixed that)

A Broom Closet. Because why not

Garage (it's actually just Mammon's weird-ass loft)

2nd Floor:

Entrance Hall (up those big stairs)

The famous Hallway

The Attic Stairs

Satan's Bed&Bath

(I refuse to believe this lore of "ooo all the brothers share a bathroom except asmo" like do you really think 6 whole ass grown men would be capable of sharing One (1) bathroom and go to school in a timely manner)

Asmo's Bed&Bath&Giant Closet

Lucifer's Bed&Bath

Lilith's Mirage Room

Library walkways

A Lounge Room, leading to one of those weird wacky balconies inside the entrance hall

Another communal bathroom (7 people. 7 ENTIRE PEOPLE)

The Twins' Bed&Bath

An Interior Garden, cuz that sounds like something a rich person would have

Basement:

Levi's Bed&Bath + Aquarium for Henry 2.0!

Mams' Bed&Bath + Weird garage loft

Storage Room

Home Cinema (rich people stuff)

Pantry

Stairway to the Underground Tomb

Feel free to use it as reference! If you end up building it in anything, pls pls pls tag me I wanna see it

[webbedsitecryptid]

mmm i should try this someday

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewksi - hardcover rebind of my own softcover copy, because a book like this deserves a fancy hardcover edition.

Tried some fun new tricks with this one - I sewed on headbands to it, with a thin strip of House-colored blue in the centres, and an even thinner strip of red within that. Used wax paper transfer to press the polaroid photographs from the original spine onto the fore-edges. The black square on the front and back is an inset lined with black velvet. This is a very, very nice book to hold. Can't wait to settle down in my lovely house and reread it all over again wait why are the walls moving

[movietonight]

Surely someone has done this before.. ?

[boopboops22]

A house is a black square that echos

[webbedsitecryptid]

it was like A HOUSE.¹

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¹ i was in math class today and when i overheard the teacher say house, i chuckled to myself. "house." i mumbled under my breath as i think of the long stretchy hallways, the spiralling stairways, the towering pillars, and of course the red monsters with its horns hung high, following me through these corridors. "house. like the house on ash lane." anyways so then i calculated my taxes.

self explanatory