#HOIST HIM

[vonspe]

had to do it

[when-emma-falls-apart]

This is exactly what this man deserves

There’s something like the anticipation of a kiss, then the pleasure of being cloaked in peace~

Bonus

[lotus-pear]

"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

[egberts]

louis likes to climb his scratching post and stand on top like a classic circus elephant

[nuge]

from being the youngest captain of the nhl to losing after being down 0-3 and forcing game 7. i don't care what you say. this is his team

connor mcdavid | EDM @ FLA | 06.24.2024

[marimayscarlett]

Hallo!! I seen your recent post on the next perv in the band and it being Richard. Is there any way you could compile all of the gifs of him from music videos being intimate or down right sexy? I absolutely go nuts for him in that blonde wig in that Emigrate video for "You're So Beautiful" but I can never find any good gif sets of that scene, y'know? Plus all the other amazing scenes from other Emigrate videos.

It's for science, research purposes only of course 🤓

Dankeschön!! ❤️

Hi 👋

Well, since you mentioned that the compiling of the requested scenes is purely for research purposes, I can't help but bring a touch of academic order to this admittedly steamy research topic 😌 To avoid losing track while enjoying the following collection... here’s a small possible classification:

Smooching and cuddling corner:

2. Getting down to business (some smooching included):

3. The secret third thing (not requested, yet my favourite) - looking irresistable and "down right sexy" just through his moves and actions. This selection may seem a bit random, and yet I couldn't resist (Rammstein music videos included):

(I had considered compiling the requested scenes into a separate post, solely for Richard's spicy scenes - but since the gifs aren’t my own works, I'd feel a bit guilty about that. So instead, I decided to gather the scenes I found directly here in this ask. I hope they’re to your liking 😌)

[bastardbvby]

law is just a little guy....

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

tha burg

[b1rdthieves]

started playing pillars of eternity the other day.. (shoving my 40 hours of playtime under the rug) its cool i guess.

[snake-snack-stede]

honestly if I glanced over and saw chauncey rowing to my ship my first thought wouldn't be oh yeah the manslaughter. it would be omg not this again nigel where did your hair go I hallucinated you with hair before

[deliriousblue]

i've been assuming bison saves kant on account of how kant demonstrably is not drowned and yet ocean trauma aside his hands were tied behind his back. but legitimate question: how unrealistic is it for bison to be able to drag kant out of the water? it’s salt water and we know he’s a good swimmer; is that enough to make up for the fact that kant is larger and less buoyant? not that i care about realism this is obviously about Vibes, i'm just curious — wait help i forgot bison has a stab wound. never mind.

[vorpal-vortex]

the yee to my haw - fukase probably

im inlove w @vampire-gummys western au so I made a little something about em!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

guess who i’m thinking about 😇😇😇

[garmanarnarr]

Not a ground breaking thought but one I have been obsessing over: as a character, Rick is defined by his relationship to his own agency, ie, his virtually limitless amounts of it. He has, in almost every situation the show puts him in, a choice in the matter. In a lot of ways, his technical/physical power is nearly complete— he can build a solution to any obstacle presented to him, or kill it, or destroy it, or escape it. He’s so self-aware he’s breaking the fourth wall, cracking jokes at the audience. In-universe, he could LEAVE Beth and her family at any time. Get in his freaking spaceship and fly out of there. He’s an alcoholic that’s substance dependent because he has to numb himself to the amount of choice and agency he has. And I don’t really blame him?? Because, let’s face it, the idea that you can TRULY do whatever you want is terrifying (hence his nihilism, also. if you can truly do whatever the hell you want, what really matters? what is your struggle? etc). It’s in the DNA of the show: what are the narrative problems to solve when your protagonist can do…… virtually anything he wants?

ENTER MORTIMER

That’s what makes his obsession with Morty so fucking interesting!! His grandson! His irrational attachment! The way he’s scrambling to control Morty in whatever way possible!! Sure, there are other family attachments in the rest of the Smiths, and some friends here and there. There's Diane. There’s also probably some other whole meta post to be written about Rick’s nuclear levels of self-loathing and how that ties in with all this into some kind of psychosexual soup. But the show’s backbone is about his relationship Morty. Morty!!!!! Rick’s own feelings for Morty represent a lack of control that is, for a someone entirely defined by their omnipotent (canonically ‘god-like’) levels of it, astonishing. Rick’s love for Morty is, in his mind, his own greatest frustration and most insurmountable defeat. And even worse, because Rick cares about Morty, he has to, at least to some extent, care about the universe because that’s the thing Morty exists inside.

Rick, who cares about nothing, CARES about Morty. And he just can’t. fucking. stop. himself.

[tiny-tf-faces]

Trick or Treat!

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(why are there no pairs of shoes emojis)

Ouch, all the way here without shoes? Well, I'm sure Hoist can lend you some of his drip

[mrmeepsmadmind]

Blurr being rude to poor grampy hoist/smokescreen bcs he interrupted his awkward ass attempt at smoothly sauntering over to his beautiful wife, hot shot, and pushing him against the wall to make out and cheer him up

thanks for hitting readmoe. as present, have some hot shots

lowkey.. id be pissed too if hoist interrupted me from having this. blurr kinda valid ..

KIIIYAH 😾‼️‼️ ' 💭 i bet blurr thinks i look so cool right now hehe 😎😼 ihope-... is he looking? please be looking... wait. where even is he right n-' blurr who's right next to the flag: hnggh