#HIIIIIIIIS babey.

[solargeist]

its funny to think abt scarian (or mumscarian, tbh) raising xelqua bc in my head, and despite being in a relationship, Grian is like 'this is My kid, know your place 🙃'

[thedeadthree]

— dasha liukin, WE ALL BLEED RED

mom and dad, eat your heart out.

dasha liukin is zesa’s favorite mean blonde and my baby for the immaculate IF we all bleed red by @lost-kiwi-dev! oh WOW was this such an amazing read! the story feels so real and lifelike, LOVED the sister and mc dynamic [i was crying when dash found out she was murdered AH] and how mc fit and interacted with the world and the people in it! and most of all my beloved n reid ✨😌. go go read it!!

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[primsycoldbottles]

3 and 5 uhmm for dot :-0 idk of you wanted a particular oc or not but jic :-]

its literally for any oc anyone can remember me having lmao but YAAAY DOTTY <33 3. How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone? ok so dottys like. NOTICEABLY an extrovert who is great at leading conversations (habit from being a gym leader and not wanting ppl to take up too much of her time) but when shes in a private conversation she is so focused on listening she'll forget she has to talk sometimes. she also gets 50x more autistic in private <3 5. Do they have a “tell” for when they’re lying? dots got ZERO pokerface!!! you can tell by her expression whats going on in her head and exactly how she feels about every situation shes ever been in!!

[howdoyousleep3]

Miss k hiiiiiiii hello hey 💜💜💜💜 I love your daddies so much they give me the most life ahhhh

so okay I’m a good lil southern girl although I moved away from the south and sometimes I like to let my redneck side come out and today is one of those times 😭 Im outside drinking shitty beer and listening to some old country music and uh I’m havin thots

I just wondered if you ever thought about a real country daddy steve and baby Bucky and what that might be like 😅🥵 like are they both down home country boys? Or does country boy (cowboy also acceptable) daddy steve show city baby boy a good ol country time or 🤤🤤 anyways idk if this will even tickle your fancy but like just know your daddies and babies live rent free in my head and even if you never imagine them as little country boys I doooooo okay bye ily

Ohhhhh, babey! You’re takin’ me back. Y’all know I grew up on a farm and in the country, sheesh. I have a super fucking weak and awful spot for someone that is country country, little southern garbage, ahaha. Give me the bonfires and the PBR (before it became cool and expensive?? I am beside myself lol) and the driving on backroads and giggin’ and those awful flannels with the sleeves cut off and driving way too fast down dirt roads.

Okay for full effect do listen to Big City by Merle Haggard. 🥰

I’ve thought about this kinda AU with Steve and Bucky so much. Like…so much and in all kinds of ways. It more than tickles my fancy, pumpkin. I’ve thought all about a City Boy Bucky rolling through a townsy bar on a Friday night and finding him a big ‘ol Farm Boy Steve and the two of them just falling head over ass for each other. Steve’s never seen anyone that resembles an angel on Earth until he sees those eyes and those lips upturned towards him. And Steve is everything Bucky never knew he could like, beard thick but not as thicc as those thighs and that ass, not donned in tailored suit pants, laugh boisterous, personality taking up as much space as his body does.

I’ve thought about Steve taking Bucky down by the river, teaching him how to catch a catfish with his bare hands, how to bait a hook, how to jump from the rope swing perfectly. I’ve thought about Steve teaching him how to shotgun a beer, how sweet his mama would be on Bucky and her teaching him how to make the perfect peach cobbler from scratch. I squeal inside when I think about Steve sitting there at the kitchen table watching his mama and the boy he’s sure he’s fallen in love with work together beautifully, the dopey look on his face when he takes a bite of Bucky’s warm cobbler and makes a surely inappropriate noise.

“Marry me, darlin’,” he’d joke with an underlying seriousness only he is aware of, and Bucky blushes up a storm, stammers. Steve is left with no choice but to pull Bucky into his lap and kiss him loudly on the cheek before finishing his helping and asking sweetly for another.

I’ve imagined the way they’d dance at the bar to Just Got Started Lovin’ On You, how close they’d be, all lined up together and Bucky moving so gorgeously and easily with Steve’s lead, the two of them looking so disgustingly in love. I’ve thought about the look of pride on Steve’s face when Bucky drinks a heckler right under the table, tequila simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever run through Bucky’s veins. Steve would stop Bucky from getting into a fight not shortly after his competitor concedes, wrapping Bucky up in two strong arms, mouth at his ear, eyes ablaze and wordlessly telling the other man to fuck right off or he’ll let this kitten go.

I’ve thought all about Bucky pushing at Steve, shouting about how he can walk to the truck, and then how he’d damn near topple over on his baby deer legs.

“You done bein’ a brat?” Steve would ask him.

“No. M’grown,” Bucky would huff as Steve wraps an arm around his waist and then picks him up under his knees anyway. Bucky biting him on the jaw for being right.

I’ve pictured Bucky reading to Steve out loud as they lay under a tree, sun high in the sky, hand knocking Steve’s hat off his head and playing with his hair as his head rests in Bucky’s lap. I’ve thought about Bucky explaining city life to Steve, the hustle and bustle of the Big Apple and how tall the buildings are and the job Bucky left behind. I’ve thought about the first time they fight, Steve getting up in his feels about how perfect and smart Bucky is and how he doesn’t deserve to be here with some country bumkin like him.

I’ve imagined how much it tears Steve up, seeing his sassy Buckaroo spittin’ and cryin’ because of him, how he’d let Bucky get in his face with a pointed finger and tell Steve that he better take his words back or else. He’d grab for and hold onto Bucky as he tries to run out of the kitchen and into the yard after Steve says he can’t take them back though, unable to watch Bucky leave.

(For full effect, make sure you do not listen to “Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain” by Willie Nelson, don’t do it, don’t)

I’ve imagined how their makeup sex has them both damn near in tears, how lucky Steve feels to be able to feel someone this close to his body and his heart, Bucky the prettiest thing he’s ever seen gasping there underneath him. I’ve imagined the way City Boy Bucky’s bottom lip would tremble, how his hands would run up and through Steve’s hair as he breathes, “I love you so…so much, Steve. Bubba…” right before Farm Boy Steve curses and cries and makes him come.

Oh yeah, I’ve thought all about this shit, my friend. I’ve let it consume me in full on numerous occasions. Maybe it’s because I projected and dreamt up my own little dream, hehe. Thank you for being in my inbox and for letting me pop off! I hope this is what you wanted. Lub you bunches. 💕

[clownmiser]

nonjudgemental but still very aware that you are obsessed with spamton and know how to draw him like an absolute scrungle or a walking shitpost and i mean this in the most positive way possible

GHSIG3OIGJWJGSNV GOD YEAH YOURE SO RIGHT..........

it is Unhealthy how much i love this funny little guy

and i am Aware

but i'm too far down now,, cant stop wont stop babey >:^)

(ALSO TYSM 🥺🥺🥺 OMG HIIIIIIII *twirls hair* love your art my liege <333 your spammy's so scrunkly 💙💕❤)

[seggsyxavier]

Hii !! may I request 2 (where did they take their s/o on their first date) for phinks + feitan? I read your writings and I think they're cute :) AND I HAD THE SAME HC THAT MACHIS A GOOD SINGER TOO HAHA

Hiiiiiiii😳😳😳I absolutely ADORE your art, please it's so good😭 and ALSO ABOUT MACHI, LIKE I KNOW RIGHT SHE PROLLY HAS SUCH A GOOD VOICE LIKE

well anyways let's get to the point😌✋🏻

Phinks + Feitan headcanons taking s/o on their first date

Okay we know this man is a gentleman(remember when he lent his shirt thingy to shizuku😌✋🏻like) I just wanna clear this up

He probably doesn't really know much things about dating tho

Look, I'm pretty sure Phinks is a gentleman, but he doesn't definitely look like the guy who would be liked by women

What I'm trying to say he isn't really popular(don't hate on me you SIMPS I'm just saying this in his dimension😰)

He's tall and big and I'm pretty sure a lot of women would be scared of him, not only women but also men like everyone

And he's also a thief which is not liked by many

WHICH MAKES YOU SPECIAL

Imagine how happy he felt when you two got together like, it's probably his first time being with someone, and them not being scared of them, and the fact that they see him as cute🥺🥺🥺

And finally he decides

Since he is a thief and if you're fine with him being a thief, he'll take you to a jewelery museum first

Look this babey just wants to get the jewellery for you

He'll steal a lot and after the alarm turns on y'all just have to run😆

And if you can't run fast, he'll place you on his shoulders and run away

If you're not part of the phantom troupe, he just really doesn't want to make a bloody scene in front of you

And even if you're part of it, killing isn't really his hobby and doesn't enjoy it much, he just doesn't wanna kill anyone on your date

Of course you're gonna get chased but y'all gonna get away either ways

(idk what's wrong with my mind anyways)

Y'all created so much chaos in just a few hours 🤠

After that he'll probably put the necklaces on you himself

After this you two are just gonna go to a cafe to just chill and talk about stuff

He doesn't like rambling about himself and doesn't like rambling in general

So you will have the honours to talk about whatever you want

If you are shy, he'll just ask you tons of questions

He really loves listening to your voice cuz it soothes his mind

It's been like a couple of hours and after this he's gonna take you to a place where you guys can watch the sunrise together quietly

It's really beautiful tbh😌

(the first place where you two went might be unexpected but come on we need some spice🏃‍��️)

This gremlin. 😆✋🏻

Don't get me wrong I love him too he's babey

So technically he doesn't know much about it either

I mean he spent like almost all the time torturing people and stealing jewellery and stuff

He has never been interested into dating until you showed up

His life changed right after he caught feelings for you

You just didn't leave him a choice did you?🤠you little

Anyways😌

He hasn't seen romance movies so he probably can't even think of cliche places from them

So, he'll grab a bunch of books from the library and starts digging into them

And then he finally knows stuff about dating and being a boyfriend

Trust me, after reading those books, he won't disappoint you

At first you two are going to go to an amusement park

(I'm just attracted to amusement park don't get me wrong😢)

He read quite a few books about it so he knows that you two can improve your relationship here quite a lot

You guys spend time here all day long🤠

He also has quite a lot of fun making children trip :)))

And he does it without even getting discovered, I mean😩

There's a lot of people here so when the kid trips he doesn't really see who made him trip

And so feitan listens to it from far away, enjoys the cries of a child

He just really likes when children cry leave him be ✋🏻

You guys are going to get cotton candies

And people mistake him into being your little 12 year old brother so you get a free ticket today😃

I swear to God, he's just this🤏 close to killing those people

He's nerves are literally showing

But good thing you're there with him, you're the only person who can calm him down now

Besides he doesn't want to ruin your date so he keeps calm somehow

The last ride you guys wanted to go on was a roller coaster

He actually isn't scared by it at all, and it's not like him to scream either

He just remains calm holding your hand because you're the one who's screaming😩

In the end it all worked out and you both had fun

I know this doesn't sound like anythnig they would do but pls forgive me🤓

[kcnnarys]

10 15 and 40 let's spice things up 🙈🙈

hiiiiiiii 💯

10. what got you into choices?

it was so long ago i dont even remember JDHSKSJSK but i feel like it must have been something so lame like me scrolling through the top free games on google play and seeing choices 😳

15. favourite MC?

if kenna from tcatf counts then 💯💯 it's her babey ! if not then id say either acor mc or oph mc those bitches are sexy and untouchable

40. which character do you think is overrated?

i could go on forever listing overrated characters but besides the obvious ones that i have been vocal about my hatred towards ...... some of yall bout to be real mad at me but it must be said. tyril from blades wasnt THAT good (yes i romanced him and i liked him but he isnt good enough to be worshipped .... where is the flavour?) also literally every character from bb there i said it

choices ask game

[minxywolfgoeschup]

So, I use astral projection way different than most. One of these differences being I can visit any 'universe' I want. I also tend to make a permanent body in that universe that runs on autopilot while Im not actively projecting. One of my permanent bodies got injured today and ended up in surgery. Here's some glorious tid-bits of what they said while I wasn't controlling them as they were coming out of anesthesia....

---

"How do you feel sweetheart?"

"I feel SAXY"

"B-babe you're in the hospital."

"I cant be saxy in a hospital?"

"Not when youre covered head to toe in immobilizing braces! No!"

"Youre jealous"

"Of being severely injured?"

"You just wish you were as saxy as me"

*Izzy laughs*

---

"So what does grape soda taste like again?"

"PURBLE!"

"what does purple taste like?"

"It tastes like purple! What, do you live in a cave?"

"I live with you in a lake house!"

"Wait we're MARRIED?"

"No!"

"Awh damn. Youre cute."

"We're dating!"

"fUCK why haven't i proposed yet then?"

"Because you said you werent ready!"

"Oh. Wait where did Infernus go?"

"He wasnt there in the first place!"

"Oh shit what? What the fuuuuck? Where is he then?"

"Probably? At home?"

"But Rice Crispy Treats...."

"W-what?"

"My nephew! Rice Crispy Treats!"

Izzy is struggling to control his laughter

"You mean Chris?"

"Yeah like the one who kicked me in the nuts like 75 times."

"Yeah. Chris. What about him?"

"I wanted Infernus to tell him i said hiiiiiiii"

"I can text Chris that"

"Yes please"

---

"Chris said 'hi, i love you but go the fuck to sleep'"

"I already slept! For over 8 hours!"

"Sleeping under anesthesia doesnt count babe"

"Thats like saying nacho cheese isnt as delicious because its not real cheese."

*Izzy laughs*

"W-why did that make sense and sound stupid at the same time"

"Because its OBVIOUS and stating the obvious sounds DUMB! The sky is blue! Good job, captain obvious!"

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"Everything itches this is so homophobic"

"w-how is being itchy homophobic?"

"Izzy, babey, babey boi, sweetheart, if a thing is bad, then its automatically transphobic, homophobic, lesbophobic, aphobic, and so on."

"since when do you call me baby boy?"

"since i diagnosed you with terminal baby disease"

"what?"

"it's true! You're just baby!"

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"Babe I REALLY think you should sleep"

"I will sleep if you promise me ONE THING."

"what thing?"

"When I get the fuck out of here, before we go home, I want you to promise me we will get a deer leg bone from the butcher"

"why????"

"So I can boil it and eat it. I love that shit. I have wanted a bone to chew on for three months."

"Really?"

"Yeah! Theyre tafe-dey."

"I promise we will get you a bone before we go home sweetheart."

"Okay I love you. Nini."

"Nini"