#HI EM HIHIHIHI HOW ARE YOU

[blvdheart]

silent hill theme oh em gee… heart eyes…

OMG HI EM <33 me to you and your new url name AHH that’s the name for a character in crime and punishment right?

embarrassingly enough…i haven’t really read a lot of books in my life so a few weeks ago i bought some classics to start off with and i’m currently reading crime and punishment so when i finish reading it i’m heading straight to your inbox YEAHH

i love you and i hope you’re having a beautiful day <33

[cupcakeinat0r]

hihihihi i have a lot of thoughts of dad bod bc he is my wife and i love thinking about him so sorry for the spam but u asked for it girl

this one is just a general one lol BUT while i do see him drinking sum corona or modelo i definitely know that man is a big wine mom, expensive wine stored where gabi can’t reach (saying this bc i accidentally smashed an expensive wine bottle when i was little and it’s now miguel’s deepest fear). so expect wine nights with miguel, his robe untied with your head on his chest, his feet on the coffee table and cuddled up while you guys talk about whatever — he gets very talkative when wine drunk and will shit talk all the people in your life because i said so

another thought is after reassuring miguel that his body is still sexy in your eyes meow he starts to take advantage of that. normally he’d look like the guy who doesn’t care how people perceive him, positive or not, but knowing how much you love his new body he’d constantly wanted to be reminded of it. so any shirt he’d wear to cover his stomach and arms were now non existent at home just so he can hear a whistle from behind and smaller arms wrapping around him to hold onto his stomach, feeling up his body as you shamelessly mumble suggestive praises while leaning your body into his back .. he likes the validation and attention ok?!?!?! he is me i am him?!?!?!?!

he also likes getting woken up by you sitting on his face or sucking him awf i mean ok byeee !! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

GIVE HIM TO MEEEEE this is all so gud bae omg

First off, the wine ?? (Also, I feel like Gabi would have her own stash of “wine” but rlly it’s just sparkling grape juice Miguel gave her so she can feel included n not tempted to snoop around the real stuff lmao) Yea, he likes em dry, will only drink ‘em if they’re the finest n oldest bc my man is boujee like that. n the untied robe?? Chest hair n stomach out??? Fresh out the shower n smellin like teakwood n sex??? Yeaaaaa ima need a min………

Secondly, I’ve made self conscious dad bod… but cocky dad bod Miguel ??

SOMEBODY HELPPPPP MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZYYYY

Alicia!!!! Girl!!! The ideas r ideaing rnnnn. That’s it, next Drabble is cocky dad bob Miguel. Yea ima make him an attention whore bc EYE said so.

Girl duh, thicc man likes to eat, ofc he a munch n I would gladly wake him up both of those ways every single day uGH GOD, THIS IS ALL I WANT, PLS IM NOT ASKING FOR A LOT.

[thisismeracing]

I have 2 thots so bear with me haha

1. U're an actress and u played in several movies even tho u're just 22, a few of them being also *cliche activated* Fast and Furious. So u get invited to the races starting from Spain and when Mick meets u he's completely starstruck and in love bc u're his celeb crush. U also get completely starstruck to the point where Lewis gets to so the talking so the conversation will restart. So while u show up every week on the paddock, he tries to talk to u and spend a lot of time with u which u enjoy to the max.

2. Idk if i saw this convo on ur blog or elsewhere, but somebody said that they think they can pull Mick and I've honestly been thinking about it ever since haha. So imagine u get paddock passes for all 3 days for ur bday or something and end up meeting everyone and Mick is just in awe when he sees u. And all the drivers can sense a connection between the 2 of u. He asks u to go grab coffee and watch the race together from a room upstairs. Everything goes great but u tell him that this lifestyle is not for u, bc u saved money for a long time to get those passes and u can't really compete with his income. But he's sweet and tells u to he doesn't care stuff like that. I mean u get the point

Keep em coming, I love it! <3 hihih

1 I can totally see a starstruck Mick and it's the most wholesome thing ever. He will blush and probably mix German and English while you guys are talking (which you will find endearing). He will also explain all the details of the sport if you ever tell him something confuses you, it's nice to hear him rant about something he is passionate about. Everyone (including you guys) will notice the tension and how you grew closer after just a couple of race weeks, but you guys won't rush, Mick is patient and so are you. And when it happens? It's all warm hugs, long stares across the room, secret giggles, and deep talks.

2 It was here hihihihi omg. I think it would start with you telling him you're a merc fan and he's like "Let me give you a garage tour them" and although you guys are just too oblivious at first, everyone can totally see how Mick is drawn to you just like you're drawn to him. A garage tour turns into watching the race together, which turns into coffee, then into exchanging numbers, and that's when you tell him that you felt a connection (he's quick to reciprocate) and you're like "But we're two worlds apart". I think he would joke about it at first like "How come? We are both from the earth, you told me so yourself you were born in your-country" and you giggle. It's nice and yet another proof that being together would be amazing. Mick would hold your face between his hands and tell you he wanted to try, that your status was not a problem for him, and that he likes you and it has only been a day "Can you imagine what we will feel after a month? Six months? A year?". Turns out six months brings the L word and another wag to the paddock. (I GOT CARRIED AWAY, SORRY DGKJDKHDFJHKJDF)

[usamey]

!! lollipops and heath from th3 platonic f/o asks ^^

ALEXXXXX HIHIHIHI *bounces up and down* HOW YA BEEN HOWS IT GOIN THANK YOUUUUUUUUU💗💖💗💖💗💘💗💘💗💘

OKEY UNCY BUCK TIME

lollipops- do your aesthetics clash?

visually?? HELL fuckin yeah. you need a pair of sunglasses to look at me- i look like if a rainbow and a disco ball had a kid. whereas 85 percent of his closet is grey n the rest is white :/

in terms of decorating tho, we actually have pretty similar tastes! we’re really fond of that maximalism shit. just stuff- EVERYWHERE. our house is p much a Collaborative Art Piece WNNWNWN

heath- is there a running joke between y’all?

OUGH YES YES THERE IS. so the administration lady right- she has this giant fuckin mole- right onna face. (she’s a huge bitch to kids. dw our bullying is warranted) ANYWAYS we were out shopping and we walked past one of em Lingerie stores and this fuckin Lady walks out and we both look at each other like didyoujustseewhatimuffuckinjustsaw and we start DYING like deadass ROLLING on the mall floor laughing. she calls mall security on us bc we’re “causing a scene” whatever that means but when we reach the buckmobile we start crying again

“SHES GONNA NEED A THIRD BRA CUP FOR THAT FRIGGIN THING”

“LMAOOOOO BITCH SHE THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG WNWNWMMWM”

“IF SHE TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES DOES THAT MAKE HER A NAKED MOLE RAT”

*w h e e z e*

and now “Toad Woman/Mole Lady” is in our common vernacular 😌

[babyawacs]

#quirky #excitation #models #is #over  @science .@scie nce .@sciam @sciam @wired @wireduk @women @intel @nsagov @gchq @darpa @energy .@energy @ornl ********* each em mitted particle if fromcumulativebondingflux rips out a part ofthe countercharge too   ********* /// the new electron refinement should stabilise #LNL6 #LNL7 superpositi on and anyother electronpairing endeavour but you! got the sciencelab and the multibillion cathedrals of science h adroncolliders d o e s it stabilise the electronpairin g by which factor pleasepublish this factor ifyouwant  o_O O_o greetings a solid and decent income stream of   a l l the atomic industry fixing their core issue the s ocioeconomics exposing them to center of society and cutting edge science  aslong as iget my percentage and licensefees which is 95percent turnover forthem  why am i not concerned :D lets not be ignorant theymust themselves not mess this up in fightingtheir way to decline and demise and we should broaden the modernisation to fusionp ower fission is not good itis a  very very very very ve ry dangerous technology its fullof lies itself we should watch abit the  spin of electrons how it rips dna apa rt  electromagnetic highpower lines are also riskier than allthink hmmm in simple we helpem farmore than many k now  but they can still fuckitallupwith fighting eachother s way into demise while society rejected fission long before us so we reestablishthem and with fusion and come clean withthe lies and the dirts from fission fixable maybe with transmutation let s dothe right thing loveu //// that guy didntjust invent kringelz in colorful and i t works in mathematics and i.t. he invented half of damn nuclear physics where tis stuck no nipple lube spock t hat couldnt care less about nippple lube or nipples what is this newatom new electron the trillions onhadron colliders stuck for decades molecular biology chemistry electronics photonic computing with superposition and th eir qubit quests for decades itis what itis from a guy fringequellkill frauded into a dump harmed allalong but what is it make the f ools the children too understand why their land  became criminal by no matter what in any possible utmost way bythe damages by whatthey dowith a ll and added by the inventions //// highpathoge n load access 1240+-1 is find highpwoeered radar cooking brain 1234 and centerbakcl ow aiemd what 1235 //// allthis mess is not coincidence thegermans tried to steal and quell their crimes  as anyother criminal agenda govt thisday fortune access quelledby who //// check neutronbe amtrickery /// find xraybeamtricks maybeneutron 238. nonhostileaccess 240? 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#quirky #excitation #models #is #over  @science .@scie nce .@sciam @sciam @wired @wireduk @women @intel @nsagov @gchq @darpa @energy .@energy @ornl ********* each em mitted particle if fromcumulativebondingflux rips out a part ofthe countercharge too   ********* /// the new electron refinement should stabilise #LNL6 #LNL7 superpositi on and anyother electronpairing endeavour but you! got the sciencelab and the multibillion cathedrals of science h adroncolliders d o e s it stabilise the electronpairin g by which factor pleasepublish this factor ifyouwant  o_O O_o greetings a solid and decent income stream of   a l l the atomic industry fixing their core issue the s ocioeconomics exposing them to center of society and cutting edge science  aslong as iget my percentage and licensefees which is 95percent turnover forthem  why am i not concerned :D lets not be ignorant theymust themselves not mess this up in fightingtheir way to decline and demise and we should broaden the modernisation to fusionp ower fission is not good itis a  very very very very ve ry dangerous technology its fullof lies itself we should watch abit the  spin of electrons how it rips dna apa rt  electromagnetic highpower lines are also riskier than allthink hmmm in simple we helpem farmore than many k now  but they can still fuckitallupwith fighting eachother s way into demise while society rejected fission long before us so we reestablishthem and with fusion and come clean withthe lies and the dirts from fission fixable maybe with transmutation let s dothe right thing loveu //// that guy didntjust invent kringelz in colorful and i t works in mathematics and i.t. he invented half of damn nuclear physics where tis stuck no nipple lube spock t hat couldnt care less about nippple lube or nipples what is this newatom new electron the trillions onhadron colliders stuck for decades molecular biology chemistry electronics photonic computing with superposition and th eir qubit quests for decades itis what itis from a guy fringequellkill frauded into a dump harmed allalong but what is it make the f ools the children too understand why their land  became criminal by no matter what in any possible utmost way bythe damages by whatthey dowith a ll and added by the inventions //// highpathoge n load access 1240+-1 is find highpwoeered radar cooking brain 1234 and centerbakcl ow aiemd what 1235 //// allthis mess is not coincidence thegermans tried to steal and quell their crimes  as anyother criminal agenda govt thisday fortune access quelledby who //// check neutronbe amtrickery /// find xraybeamtricks maybeneutron 238. nonhostileaccess 240? /// rep lacedphone 113am is assmolest gussrepair? 114 jailscums ifhostile find gutslock gutssubdue c e nt e rba  ck l o  w //// thegermans shuffle cockroaches to damage an educated smartie that charged em for intel crimes with inteldrugs and rapes with inteldrugs thefix is: charge the non immunised as incest dad  retard damamge to innnnsisssst its a retard justnoone no ticed murder it with anytrick rational or irrational with anytrick aslong asthe case dies then fengshui it withth e one and only most reachable scapegoat  it is g e r m a n y theyre devious criminal bastardmonsters squared cubed x victimblame x nowhy was something theyarranged themselves withtheir mosntrous system theymade eachother a nd shuffle criminal government agenda with controlaccomplice tricks with shuffled proxies youplay whackamole wit htheir scums themplay goodcop badcop or eraser quell coverup booohthatguy sgermany s german immunised who inthe meantime did somehow mysteri ously manage to  n o t compensate whatthey overtape for 20years sgerman sgermany yomama was so criminally i nsane and rrrrrrrrrromanian  hihihihi his favourite loonword was aeh hyperactivation h e aeh saidthat often  ///// thevgermans intensified 20 pm+-3hours killtricks  what wasthebunch and intent itwas brink doom trick brink killtrick plus radarhighpwoered ///// find the murderer that subdued centerbakc andor l ocks guts centerbacklow istand a minute tourinate and it doesnt get through centerbacklow messers know centerback druggers+ealrmyphatic messersknow germans deserve to die for alltheir crimes alltheir german german german german german german german german german germa n germannnesses for lust gain for pleasure for criminal i tnents for blackmailfortheft they d e s e r v e to d i e allofem mostofemthey d e s e r v e to d i e for their crimes what we do is we push their criminal causing hosting causing authorities to go and jailem  and if we must hunt their cockroaches and rats for em they cangot ojail with em ///// the trixk theme  is melding the ir german german german german german german german germa n crimes onme with you aeh are awake youaeh w e r e awake and therefore our crimes onyou are somehow aeh your crimes this trick serobull shit with fantasies and criminal drity tricks find radar murderer 2133 itrs v e r y bad ///// aution with support trackalso xray radarmu rderbema frontwindowaimed cenerback to gutmseasure itkilsl tis amurdertrickifitds of ff remoteimplants too locking buzzingbutonpusher 2131 fakesit how /// bombo ut brainfryers and guts subdue gutslocker compeltely shti down guts centerbakclowandor lymapthic pathogentrickeirs searlier  guts lock measure i tkills organs brainfry ontopofalltheharms is v e r y v ery damaging cockroachgermans ///// isentout thenext best catpetselfie tothe newelectron thing checkifit  s s s ss s s s s s s s s e x inspires them or sth itsthenextbest selfie inthe list of files ///// itis critical that we question 430+-15 howthey locked belly with the tricks gratis einlauf 1950s sstyle but notjsutthe center backlow shuitdown subdue guts it kills the organs allthe other harms amplify  youstrugglenot to dropdown alloft his is intel luxury deedtyped replacedphone is ///// t he germans killtrikcery withlocked guts subdued guts measureit findit soremotesig nal now and type 2045 //// theres highly pathogen load relevant access or themer 19 40+-5 with theme about points what points? //// murder er doomdot xraybeamtrick is else gutssubdue /// howdoe s that cook head its reallybad oooooohmyhead //// find h ighpowered radar chamber aimed  //// 2 headimapct s and heartaimed pathogen relelvant isitwealkby withhands inpoickets  orlocals 1629 1 itis miraclemild only acouple of pwoerfulheadimapctsliike two three maybe centerback aimed too else miracles mild wow whosnew I am Chr istian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #T HINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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#quirky #excitation #models #is #over @science .@science .@sciam @sciam @wired @wireduk @women @intel @nsagov @gchq @darpa @energy .@energy @ornl

********* each emmitted particle if fromcumulativebondingflux rips out a part ofthe countercharge too *********

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the new electron refinement should stabilise #LNL6 #LNL7 superposition and anyother electronpairing endeavour

but you! got the sciencelab

[yellowhearther0]

hi!!!! how are you on this fine day oh em gee the cat in ur header looks just like my cat jammers woah.... are you excited for Halloween? -regallotus

hihihihi!!! im good :D OH YOO cat moment YIPPEEE i am excited for halloween yesyes!!!!! I FREAKING MISCLICKED WAILS WHY ME

Anyways me and my friends r gonna try and dressup as the newsies trio (kathrine davey and jack) me thinks :0 im gonna b kathrine 💪💪💪

[vaebaee]

hihihihi

k so ,,,sorry i havent done much shit recently but ive jus been feeling hecka out of it recently n my heads in a weird place rn so sorryyyyy  ♡ ♡

buutttt ive had sum asks sitting in mailbox thing so im just putting them in one post so i dont spam anyone cuz i have like 2 posts after this soooo ya theyre under the cuttttt cuz theres a lot of picturez and i aint want tyall to have to be tryna scroll thru this for like 127 hours oof

@simteaa -> OOOF all these memes but I LOVE IT  (andd the other one, look at me grouping shit im so smart oh em geee)  💖 Tag Time 💖Go under Accounts ➜ Activity and look who are your most active followers. Tag them in this post and put this in their inbox along with 3 of your other favorite blogs. Lots of Love💖

does this mean i get to wear this shrit tnow !1!!1  BUT SHIIITT  OMGDF  I LUV U TOOOOOOO  (hpefulyl u were lowkey professin ur luv 2 or that wud be embarrassing 4 me rip)

anonmyonosus ->  YOURE SO GOOD AT EDITING!! LIKE HOW? I LOVE UR EDITS

BJDSFISA IM WHEEZING OOFMDS AHHHH IM NOT BUT LIKE THANK U SO MUCH I LUV U (unlimited heart emojis, i aint wanna mess up my recents they ina good place 4 now rip)

@beansiesimmer ->  Congrats on 100! i love you n your work, if you ever decided to do edits for ppl pls let me know i would cry. luv u ! have a good day xoxo

🅱️iiiihhhhhh thx omg i luv u too ur sims r sooo qT but oomdsj i never thot about that?? but like im hella down i jus wud be scared of disappointing ppl lmao rip but ya :P :) hAVe a bItchIN Day 2 i hOpe it feels liek ur the reincarnartion of jesus or sum shit <333333

@winterbjorn ->  uh hi 🅱️inch i love u congrats on 100 U DESERVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!   (plus the second one oof ,i got a organized system now lit)  ♥ I LOVE YOU! ♥ SEND THIS TO 8 TUMBLRS YOU LOVE AND TRY NOT TO BREAK THE CHAIN

AHHHH i swear I have a folder of lovey dovey photos and htey legit all jus go 2 u jskfhsajh iBut SHIt OmG  thX i wiLl luv u 5ever cuz 5ever is longer than 4ever lyk if u crie evrytim :’) if i break the chain will sum dead girl murder me ? asking 4 a friend

@cyber-simz ->  Thank you for the follow lovely~!

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[artificialqueens]

The Parent Trap (Biadore) [Chapter 2] - Henny

A/N: Hello, Dolls! I’m so happy with all of the positive feedback I’m getting from this story. I’m superduper overwhelmed! Anyway, I don’t know how you’ll take this chapter because it is currently 3:10AM as I write this. So, please enjoy my sleep-deprived and coffee-induced writing.

P.S Do you like my new line breaks? HAHAHA

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Portia woke up with someone poking her side. She grumbled a bit before burying her face further into her backpack which was pressed against the window. She started to doze off again, but the persistent finger or the person attached to it, rather continued to poke her ribs harshly. Portia’s hand suddenly grasped the stranger’s tightly, not even bothering to open her eyes.

“Stop it or I will cut you, Bitch.” She whispered threateningly to the stranger. She let go of the hand and will probably never put a face to it during the whole two weeks.

“Wow, I can’t believe you actually scared off Nick. He’s literally twice your size.” A new voice said. Portia opened one eye and looked at the girl in front of her. Well, the two minutes of not knowing whose finger it was was good while it lasted.

“That was a guy? Man, he had the most feminine hands! I thought I was holding a rose or something.” The girl laughed at her comment, and that made Portia very happy. The girl, name still unknown, reminded her of Bendelacreme with her looks and mannerisms. And, not to mention, the super upbeat tempo while she speaks.

“I like you. I’m Taffy.” The girl introduced herself, a hand reaching out to Portia.

“What kind of name is Taffy? Were your parents like high or something?” She blurted out. Porsche! She can almost hear her Dad’s disapproving tone which is kind of hypocritical, if you think about it: Adore is as shady as Bianca AND he was probably high when he named her.

Because of her mouth, usually, other people would leave Portia and never talk to her again, but Taffy stayed; she also laughed! Again.

“No, silly. It’s short for Taffeta!” Taffy giggled and bopped her nose. Good, Lord.

“Isn’t that like a fabric or something? Your parents named you after a roll of fabric.” At this point, Portia wasn’t in control of what left her mouth. She felt kinda bad, but at the same time felt the need to say it.

“Noo… It means delicate.” Taffy moved her body in a way, as if to say she was, in fact “delicate”.

“Bitch, I don’t know about you, but you’ll always be a roll of fabric to me.” Portia shrugged and the girl shoved her shoulder playfully.

“Okay, okay. Laugh all you want, but I still don’t know your name.”

“Portia.”

“Damn, okay. I don’t know how to make fun of that.” Taffy sighed in defeat. Portia laughed and felt that she was going to like Taffy and it was definitely the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

They continued to talk about whatever they could talk about, mostly the people in the bus. Portia definitely did not humor Taffy when she asked to play I Spy for the nth time.

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“Miss Haylock? We’re here.” Nerissa rolled her eyes and pulled out one of the earbuds stuck in her ears. She jumped out of the car and stretched a bit, taking in the atmosphere of the place in front of her. Music camp, huh. Who would’ve thought her dad would allow her?

“Cut the crap, Uncle Shane! You don’t have to go all formal escort on me.” She said as she walked to where her godfather was, and helped him retrieve her bags.

“You know, your dad says you’re an angel, but you’re a little monster, aren’t you? Not even a thank you, tsk tsk tsk” Shane teased as he carried her duffle bag out of the trunk. Nerissa watched as her uncle moved her bags from the trunk to the pavement.

“Well, I learned from the best. Heh. For what it’s worth, for a twink, you’re pretty darn strong.” She smiled in mock sweetness at the older man whose eyes widened.

“Where did you learn that word?” Shane asked, panicked, bending down to meet the girl eye-to-eye.

“What? Twink?” Nerissa repeated, a slight smirk playing on her lips.

“Yes, and don’t repeat it. EVER.” Shane was shaking her now with his hands slowly gripping her shoulders tighter.

“Hmmm… When I was “sleeping”, I overheard your conversation with– who’s Dan? Or should I say Daddy?”  She was full on smirking now as she wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

“Ughhhh! Roy’s gonna kill me!” Shane threw his head back in despair and the little girl only laughed in delight. Shane regained his composure before he stared into her eyes with his own eyes narrowed.

“What do you want?” He asked and she smiles, pleased.

“Hundred, please. Also, I need new pointe shoes. Hmm… I wonder how I’ll get my new shoes now…” She sighed loudly, her green eyes still holding Shane’s stare as he grabbed his wallet to grab a hundred dollar bill. Nerissa opened up her palm to accept the cash, choosing to ignore Shane’s angry mumbling.

“Now about my shoes…”

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll get you new ones. Roy knows it, right?” Shane asked, no anger in his voice anymore because he truly loves the girl and can’t stay mad at her for a long time.

“Duh! Thanks, Uncle Shane. Love you!” She beamed at the man. Shane rolled his eyes, but kissed her forehead still, whispering a quick “I love you” against her hair. He was about to enter his car when he saw that Nerissa was no longer smiling, but rather frowning with her eyes trained to the ground. He rushed to her side.

“Hey, hey. What’s wrong, Little Duck?” He asked, cupping the girl’s cheek gently to face him. His heart broke when he saw teary green eyes look back at him. “Oh, Sweetheart.” Shane cooed as he pushed a few of Nerissa’s hair away from her face to wipe her tears. He brought the girl into his arms and rubbed her back affectionately, trying to mimic Roy’s movements in comforting the girl.

“What if nobody likes me? And– and nobody wants to be my friend?” Nerissa sobbed which only made Shane’s heart break even more. Sometimes, he forgets that Nerissa was also part Danny and she can’t always put on a brave face like Roy does.

“Then it’s their lost because they’d be missing out! Besides if they don’t want to be your friend then why do you want to become their friend? They’re clearly not worth it, Babe. Unless they gonna pay your bills, pay them bitches no mind.” That brought out a small giggle from the girl which made Shane smile in relief.

“And, remember what I taught you? The one my good friend taught me?– I wish you could meet her, you’d love her.” He asked, the little girl still wrapped in his arms.

“Mhmmm” Nerissa nodded, the twinkle of happiness starting to return in her eyes.

“If they’re mean to you, what do you say?” Shane asked. Nerissa straightened her posture and squared her small shoulders.

“Beat it, Queen!” She said sassily. Shane laughed and hugged his goddaughter tighter. After exchanging quick goodbyes, he rushed back to the car and took another glance at Nerissa who blew him a kiss and waved him goodbye.

“Go get ‘em, Princess!” He exclaimed as he, too blew her a kiss and started his long ass fuck drive back to New York City.

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“WELCOME GIRLS AND BOYS!” The banner greeted them. Portia wrinkled her nose at the stench of sweat and mud. She adjusted her bag up her shoulder and started to walk to the bulletin board.

“Porsche! What bunk are you in? Are we together” Taffy asked as she pulled her suitcase behind her.

“I haven’t checked. I just got my bag from that dog pile over there.” She shrugged and pointed towards a pile of duffle bags near the busses.

“Oh, shit.” Taffy cursed in shock, eyes widening at the amount of kids trying to retrieve their stuff as Portia read the listings.

“Noriega–Noriega–Nor– Here we go: Noriega, Portia. I’m in Strings Cabin!” Portia informed Taffy who bustled over to read the list.

“Michaels, Taffeta… Strings! YESSS!” The girls cheered as they tried to move against the hundreds of teenagers in the place.

“HEY! HEY! Give that back!” Portia heard a little boy’s voice shriek and her head instantly snapped to where the voice called out. She saw a little boy, probably three years younger, jump up and down to reach his bag from the grasp of…oh, Nicholas and his minions. She smirked.

“Portia, don’t! Not now, please?” Taffy begged, knowing what Portia was already planning to do

“This is just going to be quick.” Portia answered as she approached the scene of the crime.

“Hey, dickhead! Don’t you have anything better to do? It’s the first day, for Christ’s sake.” She crossed her arms as she stood in front of the group of boys. That got Nick’s attention, he dropped the bag and approached Portia who didn’t bat an eye.

“Do you really want to go there?” He threatened, getting close to her face.

“Yeah, I do. What are you gonna do about it? Hit me with your girly hands?” Portia snorted and could hear Nick’s friends trying to hold their laughter as the man himself looked taken aback.

“They agree."

“What are you talking about?” Nick asked furiously, throwing a quick glare to his minions to shut them up.

“I’m talking about how your mom’s ‘special’ hand lotion seems to be working well for you.”

“Yo– I–She do–”

“Does she realize that her son’s probably using her stuff to get smoother hands than she does?” She arched an eyebrow at him. His mouth gaped open and close until he huffed and walked away. She smiled victoriously as she walked back to her group of friends.

“Woah, Momma!” Taffy cheered and Portia took a bow before laughing loudly.

“How were you not scared?” The boy she saved from earlier asked, still tensed.

“Oh, I was, trust me. But, like my favorite Drag Queen always said: Never let a Bitch see you sweat.”

A/N This chapter made no sense, but it was fun to write! Ooh. I also plan to add links of the previous chapters below my fics from now on to give you an easier time to catch up with it, if ever. HIHIHIHI bye!

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