#HEY DEATH GIVE ME A CHANGE ILL KISS YOU ILL DO IT IM GAY IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES MAAM

[bowies-thighs]

Happy Pride Month yall im in lesbians with her

[kurtanaaa]

i am back to ask another gaga related glee question ☺️☝️

you get to give each member of the OG new directions (+ blaine & sam) a gaga solo, what are they singing?

everyone sit down shut the fuck up and listen to me i have important things to SAY thank you ANA

my only problem is i cant assign people just one so i will be listing other contenders if i have them

quinn: sinner's prayer. "and she wants nothing more than a man to please/maybe she's in too deep/her love for him ain't cheap/but it breaks/just like a knockoff piece from fulton street" tell me thats not quinn. tell me thats not quinn and ill tell you youre wrong. and the title alone... perfect for her religious trauma. ALSO it fits her alto voice!!!!! can you tell i had this one on standby for if i was ever asked something like this.

mercedes: you and i. now this is a song i mostly chose because i would absolutely love to hear it in her voice. she would fucking kill it and would sing it with so much emotion i can SEE it. also (pushing my samcedes agenda), its vaguely country vibe means it would be a great song to sing to/about sam's lil country ass. the shows version... did they really HAVE to mash it up with that other song. Did They. i was also seriously considering paper gangsta for her bc that would fit her s4 storyline SO WELL but i just wanna hear her Sing this one more. other contenders: paper gangsta and the fame

only now realizing how long this is, its going under a cut

kurt: hair. i cant avoid it man. this is just his fuckin song! this is it! i know the whole "hair" metaphor doesnt really work with short hair, but its about the MESSAGE! ITS ABOUT THE EMOTION! he just wants to be himself and he wants you to love him for who he is! other contenders: boys boys boys and donatella (i have to say i rlly did something here with the other contenders)

santana: marry the night. everything about this song is for her. god i wish we got the "santana exploring the lgbtq scene in new york" storyline we deserved because this would fit it perfectly. shes gonna drive down the streets dressed insane and be gay as fuck! and she's gonna be alive to see it! no other contenders bc this song is just Hers. sorry bout it! and my fucking god her voice would sound INCREDIBLE doing the "NIIIIIIIIIGHT" AT THE END

sam: alejandro. now we all love Our Local Slut Sam. this is his Single and Free vibing song, which he should've gotten maybe! at some point! just a lil moment to Vibe and be sexy. i think this would be SO FUN!!!! he needs to wear a weird outfit and weird makeup. basically i need sam to be more campy

tina: dance in the dark. god this song fucks. i dont wanna ramble on too much to explain exactly how much it connects to tina (because it connects SO MUCH. SO MUCH) but. its about the breaking free of expectations and the self-consciousness. it is! AND about being a woman and having to deal with those things specifically!!!!! also her voice is so sweet and suited to this song's range. other contenders: schieße

rachel: million reasons. i think that this song connects to her and finn and a lot of their relationship. plus, this song isn't really pop, which suits rachel's voice more. thats it really. other contenders: joanne (also about finn, but specifically his death.)

puck: dope. you know that post about changing hey there delilah to be about a man separated from his daughter? yeah do that with this one and make it about beth. do it i promise it doesn't hurt at all :)

artie: just dance. this is a song i think he himself would choose bc it is right in his pop wheelhouse. he would have fun with it i think! and no escaping, he has to sing both colby o'donis AND gaga's parts. he is not exempt from gaga. other contenders: mary jane holland and starstruck

blaine: fashion of his love. this just makes sense okay! it just does. "i'm gonna be his first and last kiss" ok miss thing!!!! you go kiss your man!!!!! other contenders: so happy i could die

mike: artpop. im gonna be real, i mostly chose this because i think he could dance to it in his Own Style. i dont think theres much of an explanation otherwise? HOWEVER. if it werent such a Kurt Song i would def also propose hair for mike. it would fit his storylines quite nicely! so, other contenders: hair and teeth (that makes it sound like its one song title They Are Separate)

finn: brown eyes. this ones about rachel. it tracks it checks out it adds up it makes sense. "everything could be everything if only we were older/guess its just a silly song about you/and how i lost you/and your brown eyes". and in the context of finns death it hurts more ! :) other contenders: 911

brittany: highway unicorn (road to love). now i'm not just saying this because of the unicorn. i AM saying this because it just feels very brittany in terms of vibes as well as it being something she can sing about santana (she don't care if your papers or your love is a law/she's a free soul burning roads with a flag in her bra). also i think she can dance to it somewhat which is important

BONUS

marley: judas or john wayne

jake: bad kids

unique: babylon

kitty: grigio girls

bc i couldnt stop thinking about these while making this post

[philcollinsenjoyer]

after listening to the hedwig and the angry inch riverdale version album for two weeks straight heres the ranking of the songs from worst to best

- wicked little town: sorry to the wickedheads i guess but this doesnt do much for me. somehow they all sound bad singing the beginning, even lili which is crazy

- random number generation: i like it! kinda boring so its not higher but i think the little choreo is fun i like the shirts i like them taking confetti out of their lockers. HEY HERE WE ARE lalalalalalalalalala. im taking points away for giving sweet pea such a high number tho wdym 35

-midnight radio: of course theres the iconic heres to ronnie and archie and betty and jughead but beyond that i think they sound very nice singing the chorus theres a v sweet scene with fangs reggie and sweet pea in the bar love it! tho why was kevin singing that i dont remember him being in the archies

- tear me down: i dont really like this song to be perfectly honest i feel casey cott was flexing his broadway training on us too much but i have to place it high for the second archie gay kiss. millions raised for the lgbt community

- sugar daddy: i know people were mad as hell for this one which makes me love it. i <3 my cringe queen cheryl<3333 the scene is very interesting from a narrative/meta perspective and the song is fr very good. also has mr honey saying hes gay + how queerphobic of you! this did a lot for us

- exquisite corpse: absolutely iconic "I GUESS DEATH JUST CHANGES A PERSON" and then just bursting into song riverdale at its finest ugh. mr sprouse is definitely the low point of this song but i love that archie and jughead are on the same side with betty and veronica opposite them a win for gay rights. their voices dont mix as well as in the origin of love but ill let it slide bc core four trans confirmed

- wig in a box: oh hell yeah baby you know casey cott was flexing his broadway training on us HARD but i dont mind it this time bc this scene is so good<3333 suddenly im miss midwest midnight checkout queen<33 not much to say on it its a very good song

- THEE origin of love: theres not a single thing about this song that i dont like i dont know how to convey to you how much i like it. everything about it is perfect i dont even want to listen to the original version bc i know they CLEARED those bitches like this is lili reinharts world we're just living in it. the fact that its the set up for a barchie kiss doesnt even dampen my enthusiasm its that good<3 most romantic song on earth i think we should make it the national anthem and im 100% serious.

[thankyouforbeingsobeautiful]

the two princes season 3: episode 1

hey y'all!! just like during the season 2 release, im gonna write down my (completely unfiltered) thoughts while listening to the new season of ttp!!

[beware for spoilers, cussing, and general incoherent babbling]

ooh we're getting a catch up

the no'

oh noe his mem'rees

JECIFLDFYS

JPERCYJJE

YEAH

goat reappearance this season ??? eyes emoji eyes emoji

much much stranger........ ok foreboding

ooh cheerios

omg what

who is

LEGOS??????????????

his voice scares me

ROOSTER

SONG YEAH I RECOGNIZE THIS

GUITAR

i love noah galvin's voice so much yall.

HE"S IN LOVE YALL

ari'el's voice is so soft i love it sm

are they,,,,,,,, yknow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "pals"

LAVINIA PLS I LOVE YOU

"i need to kiss my fiance!" yall

yall im

AND IN JUST THREE DAYS I MIGHT HELL YEAH WOOO WOOOOO YEAH

SO MUCH freakin true romance

i do i do i do I DO I DO I DO I DOOO

aww its so happy!! :D

i wonder how long it takes until it all goes wrong

RUPERT MADE PANCAKES???????????

paws on the table YALL IM

THEY"RE A FAMILY

theyrelafhalefsdkfasldckalsdmfadsf

"nothing is going to happen" explain the other 6 episodes then mf

BET MY LIFE?? n e ways

yeah rupert has it right

"my love"???? AAAAAAAAAAA

the story ends... :((

TRAGEDY IS FOR SINGLE PEOPLE LFJSDJFALFSKDJFJASFDSFLKASF

NO MATTER WHATTTT

spooned to death,,,,,, that's the way i wanna go

"suspicious salad forks" rupert i love you

"nothing will stop us" hmmm when have i heard that before

BREAKFAST IN BED

ACCIDENTAL COUP PJ

pj im in love with you sir

he cares so much awwww

this is giving me flashback to my cello playing days

is cecily in love with pj now.......... WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

"you had me at cecily what are you doing here" RELA

RELATIONSHIP???????

DATING??????????

JAAAAAAAOAN

oh fasldkfjkla

BRUHDFS PLS

cercy,,,,,,,,,,,

she's trying to make joan jealous and im so proud of her

AND ITS WORKINGGG

imsdalfkadsjfaskdg

CHANGE TEAMS??

biphobic joan,,,,,,,,,, huh

CECILY x CHAMBERLAIN

:(((((((

"super hot" im,,,,,,, girl hes FRUITY

YEAH YOU ARE BABE

yeah yeah yeah WOOO GO CECILY

DID IT IN HEELS

"adores" girl once again..... FRUIT SALAD

yep point proven

THIS SISIIS THEJSDJFLJA

SLKDFHJKAL

why is pj always getting threatened

imWAIT MORE SINGINGoh no :((

WHAT another ad???

yeah i hear ye hear ye now be quiet about it

aww

yall cryin

facts rupRU???

"RU"???????????????

OEJFSKDAMDNCJLSKADF

chamberlain ur gonna make me cry

yeah he made me cry

CHAMBERLAIN x BARABBAS COME TO LIFE

aw man :((

aw man :))

hes so sweet

OOH WHOS APPROACHING

YEAH LETS CHECK IT OUT

"lookin good ladies!! lookin even better boys hehe"

YALFKDFSLDFJF PRINCE DARLING

ITS HIM

UH OH

he sounds so old thSDFLKSJDF BEST LOOKING PRINCELSDFJ

malkia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

what

is CYNTHIA ERIVO COMING BACK??????? BRING CYNTHIA BACK

hmhmhm yeah

"i dont think you came up"????? bitch ill kill you

ok dont be a fucking bitch alright

goddamn clam down

WHAT

no bitch DFLKS "WE HAVE FUN" ACTUALLY I LOVE HIM

hes so gay it almost feels offensive

wait whats he dLKSDFLJ THIGHS WHATHJKLD

BREAK INTO SONG

YEAH YEAH DO IT

abs,,,,,,, man i am

OOH PLUCKY LIL TUNE

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

party prodigy,,,,,,,,, his character is straight out of glee

MAKE IT BOUNCE????? THIS IS A CHILDREN SHOW

no pls go away actually

i dont wanna listen to edm PLS

APOOPOO????

um weirdly racist????? or is that just me

uhm n e ways

i dunno what's going on man

pls i wanna skip this

pls step away from my ears pls too close

uhmmmmmmmmmmm asldfasdlfj amir

IM WITH AMIR FOR ONCE MAN

well uuhhh

ITS ADORABLE IMSDFJSDLF

"what could go wrong" cue the menacing ass music

OH MY GOD BARABBAS

hes depressed and drunk and singing and..... gay hMm??

rainy

OH they're going to the heartland huh

WHERE is he lost???? omg yall

are we getting a BARABBAS SUBPLOT?????

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANT TO ME PERSONALLY

BARABBAS SUBPLOT BARABBAS SUBPLOT BARABBAS SUBPLOT

WENCE???? omg

zoo baby

wencescalaueasus

ITS COMING????

THE END MOTHER FUCKER?????????????

calm down "the magnus archives"

uhmmmmmmm okay then

THE SDLFSD THE ENDING CREDITS

[thelifetimechannel]

The Dave and Dirk log, for obvious reasons, was something I wanted to try very hard to get right. That meant although we drafted it together via msparp, as was our custom, I ended up overhauling it way more than any of our other combo walkaround logs. A few chunks did survive the transfer, though.

In other news, we’ve made a solemn pact to finish TLC over winter break, which is good because I’m running out of bonus content. Hopefully we’ll have some assets to show off soon. I’ve already seen a few; they’re very nice.  

DIRK: Hey, dude. You did pretty well out there. DIRK: Didn't even die once. DAVE: twice in a day is my max im satisfied with keeping that record DAVE: even if getting machinegunned is rapidly becoming my "thing" DIRK: Seems we each have our respective "signature deaths". DIRK: Or at least it ain't a party until I get decapitated. That sure was something we needed to do again. DIRK: Just once, for old time's sake. DAVE: well that puts the nail in the meme coffin DAVE: any time you panic someones gonna tell you to keep your head on DAVE: like keeping your hair on except you know that shit aint going anywhere its probably shellaced DIRK: That shit is bolted to the floor. Did you know I walked around with a girly-ass pink tiara on my head this whole day and had no idea? DIRK: I had no idea. Couldn't feel a thing. DIRK: And people let me do that. DIRK: Can't fuckin' believe it. DAVE: oh DAVE: i figured you knew DIRK: I am less than pleased with my Skaia-ordained divine color scheme. DIRK: But I guess I have to live with it. It's part of the team aesthetic. DAVE: you could always change DIRK: Nah, with the tiara and tights ditched I have at least mitigated the enforced flamboyance. It's bearable. DIRK: I can't be the one dude out of uniform. Couldn't bear the shame. DAVE: my outfit is pretty sick ngl DAVE: sburb knows everyones secret desire is to have a cape DIRK: Unfortunately, mine isn't long enough to also make for a good tactical maneuver. DIRK: Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny. DAVE: if nothing else my attempts at combat can provide a source of humor in our lives DAVE: but honestly id be fine if my fighting days were over DAVE: i was never into it DAVE: rose on the other hand was obviously itching to beat people up DAVE: one of those 12 year olds who wants to get jumped in an alley to work out her suppressed anger DIRK: Maybe Skaia did make a few miscalculations in dumping your asses with your respective guardians. I think you'd get along well with Roxy and her cats, make her budget her time away from the alcohol. DIRK: ...in theory. DIRK: Rose can go a few rounds with me if she wants, we still need to sort out who has the rights to document our legendary journies. DAVE: ill plan your funeral DAVE: what kind of flowers do you want DIRK: ...there's different kinds? DAVE: damn thats right you grew up in waterworld DAVE: these choices matter DAVE: allegedly theres a thing called "flower language" DAVE: whether you can actually send someone a boquet telling them to meet you in the pit i dont know DIRK: Like, I get that, in theory, different kinds of flowers exist. But I fully anticipate any attempt on my part to conjugate in the language of said plants would end in my coffin declaring my hovercraft was indeed full of eels. DIRK: Maybe it'll have thorns on it. Or it'll be like the sixteen millions tons of green bullshit covering my land and making my nose itch. DAVE: probably DIRK: Worst case scenario, I'll pick out something orange and present to a prospective love interest and it'll mean something like "my brotherly passion for you knows no boundaries, and also no homo". DAVE: my bro wouldnt go for flower arranging DAVE: or pink tiaras DAVE: he was pretty uptight about the whole rah rah macho act DAVE: probably subscribed to alpha males weekly DAVE: which is weird considering DAVE: well DAVE: youre gay right DIRK: Uh. DIRK: Well. DIRK: My symbolic quest land is not covered in green bullshit, but I. DIRK: Happen to like watching birds, if you know what I mean. DIRK: Fuck, you probably don't know what that means. Jake and his goddamn thousand euphemisms. DAVE: cant say i do no DIRK: Nobody knows what it means but Jake. It's an old time epithet for being into dudes. DIRK: He knows all the old epithets, including some I suspect he made up. DAVE: so DAVE: thats a yes DAVE: in a roundabout way that includes birds DIRK: I've never denied it. DIRK: I'm just. DIRK: Not a huge fan of the word. Why, in this world post-society, do we need to confine ourselves to labels like "gay"? Such constraints were washed away from my world with the rest of the human race. DAVE: holy shit that was such a pretentious dodge DAVE: dont let rose hear you say that DIRK: Rose can hear all she likes. DAVE: but anyway DAVE: i wasnt asking to get up all in your business like SOME PEOPLE DAVE: who are so into getting into other peoples businesses theyre basically the fucking mafia or the irs DAVE: but DAVE: it explains some stuff DAVE: but on the other hand it doesnt DAVE: the way you raised me was kinda aggressively mainstream masculine enough that it wasnt something that ever seemed to come up as an option DAVE: [describe that type of culture and mindset better later, I KNOW what i mean but im tired rn lmao] DAVE: and anything outside of that id just brush off because it couldnt apply to me DAVE: and that went for pretty much everything that went against what you wanted for me DAVE: including that DIRK: And yet, here the man was, subconsciously shrieking his desire for floppy felt dong through, DIRK: What I guess you could call his art, for want of any other applicable word at all. God, the mental images are crawling up the insides of my skull like the Exorcist child, do I want to know? DAVE: probably not DAVE: guess trying to act peak male has its drawbacks DAVE: weirdly enough troll culture is obsessively hyperviolent but doesnt give a shit about sexuality DAVE: they dont see the difference most of the time i guess DAVE: and so like DAVE: maybe it rubs off on you because in some ways that kind of makes sense DAVE: but after so long its hard to know what i feel and what it means because i spent so long ignoring it DAVE: so i guess i was wondering DAVE: if you had anything that might help with that DAVE: or if youre also trapped in this whirling screaming maelstrom of bullshit DAVE: while kinsey sits in the eye of the storm laughing DIRK: Wait, wait, wait. DIRK: You're coming to me. DIRK: For advice. DIRK: Do you know what a laughable hurricane of disaster my interpersonal life has been? DIRK: Like, in a weird way, I'm kind of honored, especially since about five hours ago you were scared shitless to be around me, but. DIRK: I'm standing here and waving my credentials in the air just to display how I don't fucking have any. My degree is a sham and my hands are empty except for a crudely scribbled on piece of construction paper. DAVE: are you suggesting theres a gay university DAVE: where you study bird watching DIRK: Do I look like a man who's been to college? DAVE: fair DAVE: but like DAVE: your friends know DAVE: how did you broach the subject there DIRK: I might as well have been dating a Yoko Ono for the devastation it wreaked on our friend group, so yeah, it was a little hard to ignore. DIRK: Compounded by the fact some smartass from Gay University was using my social circle for romance geometry homework. DIRK: It wasn't even a love triangle so much as a love roundabout. DAVE: ok but thats just because you were a dipshit not a gay dipshit DAVE: they were chill about the first part right DIRK: Thanks. DIRK: I mean... Roxy always seemed disappointed. DAVE: luckily i dont think anyones waiting in line for me DAVE: i guess im blowing it out of proportion DAVE: i dont think anyone will MIND DAVE: no one did about rose and kanaya DAVE: didnt even question the vampire bit which goes to show what our lives are like these days DAVE: like ok our outfit has vampires now DAVE: thats a thing that we have DAVE: if i say oh hey i might be bisexual theyll just say sure pull up a chair at the acronym table DAVE: the only one who might be weird about it is john DAVE: but hed be just as weird if i told him id changed my favorite color hes just like that DAVE: the only person its really a big deal for is me DIRK: Jane was a little bit like that. I'm pretty sure the only reason she had to object was because she found out the day I made a move on her crush. DIRK: It might just be growing up in a household where you're not regularly fighting for your life, and thus what genders are kissing whom has the space to be higher on your priority list. DAVE: that aint anyones priority these days DAVE: im prepared to acknowledge the concept that hey maybe everyone elses lives dont revolve around me and my personal drama or self revelations might have some merit at least as a hypothesis DAVE: when i met kid english he kept going on about how i was the most important person and everyone else was side characters DAVE: and maybe ive acted like that sometimes DIRK: Yeah, like you alone are the one responsible for everyone around you. DAVE: and maybe ive acted like i think that way too sometimes DAVE: ive been wrong about people DAVE: people i care about people i shouldve known better DAVE: i was wrong because i wanted to believe things that matched how i wanted the world to be DAVE: things that made it easier for the story i was telling myself DAVE: i dont think kid english meant to call me on it but damn DIRK: Reality is, after all, something we construct for ourselves. DIRK: I think maybe I knew that all along when I surfaced for air inbetween shoving my head as far up my ass as it would go. DIRK: Or maybe that's just what I try to tell myself in hindsight. DAVE: well if it takes a hyperactive 12 year old version of the final bosss creepy hero worship of me to make a point i guess thats not the least subtle way the universe has sent me a message lately DIRK: You want unsubtle? Let me tell you about my damn planet quest. DAVE: haha DAVE: i didnt have to do much of my quest because im invisible DAVE: thanks mom DIRK: My denizen practically sat me down like it was my life coach and growled in my ear about improving my communication skills with a guy I told to go fuck himself not eighteen hours prior. DIRK: So while I'm glad SBURB has a vested interest in me repairing my friendships, playing electroshock death DDR with him was a little on the nose. DAVE: maybe getting shot again wasnt that bad DAVE: so weve all learned our life lessons good job team DIRK: Exactly. Can we wrap this up now? Can we please go rest? DIRK: I'm so exhausted I haven't even noticed I'm still hungover. DAVE: sure thing DAVE: but if i need tips on leaping out of a closet to intimidate passerby i might text you DIRK: I mean, I can try. As long as you don't ask me for dating tips. That, I definitely shouldn't be helping you with. DIRK: Go talk to your sister for that. DIRK: ...wouldn't she, by the transitive property of siblings, also be my sister? DAVE: yeah i guess DAVE: but theres no way in hell im asking rose for dating advice DAVE: on her first date which she refused to admit was romantically oriented she got wasted in anticipation forgot to show up and then fell down the stairs DIRK: Oh my god. DAVE: she tries to look like shes got her shit together but its a lie DAVE: if you find my corpse floating on lolar in the next few hours dont let the truth die with me DIRK: Why are we like this? DIRK: Is there actually something hardwired into our DNA that predisposes us to being disasters? DIRK: But, that aside. DIRK: I won't object if it's me you come to talk to. DAVE: ill hold you to it DAVE: and if you ever want to publicly you admit you DAVE: "enjoy birdwatching" DAVE: in less vague and evasive terms DAVE: ill have your back DIRK: Thanks.

[httpwinston]

"WE ARE NOT AFRAID”(It Fanfic)

Chapter 1 , Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4 

Chapter 5- Angel by Aerosmith

Richie woke up to a brown headed boy still sleeping in his arms he tried to movie.

“can we stay like this forever rich we don’t have to worry about school, parents”

“as good as I would love that babe we have to leave and does your mom not like me?” as he laughed.

“well I don’t think she will ever like you as bad as that sounds��� eddie laughed.

“eds be serious Mrs.K loves me well lets go babe” as Richie smirked.

“stop calling me eds”

“in your dreams”

“oh I didn’t know you were going to spend the night eddie?”

“mom don’t give us a hard time nothing happened we fell asleep”

“Richie I have to talk to you after school”

Then his mom walked into her room.

“oh shit do you think she hates me now rich”

“my mom doesn’t hate you shes not like mrs.k”

“oh shut up rich..i need to go home to get my backpack bye babe”

Eddie kissed Richie and ran out of the house and went into his own.

“EDDIE WHERE WERE YOU?”

“mom im fine”

“eddie, Richie is changing you I don’t like it”

“I don’t care mom I love him you cant stop it”

“im your mother eddie I can tell you what to do”

“mom I love him he is everything to me…every since dad has passed you have been this different person I don’t even know you” eddie was crying he ran into his room before his mom could ground him.

He grabbed his backpack and he ran out the door he whipped the tears away he was good of hiding his emotions.

He went into his car and started it.

And drove to school where people were going to make fun of him and Richie because they are gay.

He turned on the radio and the song Angel by Aerosmith came on.

“baby!!

You’re my angel come and save me tonight

You’re my angel come and make it all right!!”

Eddie was singing the song til he arrived at school he didn’t see Richie’s beat up old truck.

What if Richie didn’t come today great eddie thought the bullying was going to get worse.

He got hid keys and locked the doors to his car and walked into the school.

“he decided to come to school today”

“I thought he was going to stay home I guess that’s what tozier is doing you would think opposite”

Eddie opened his locker hoping Richie would pop up and say something stupid he needed his voice.

“hey eddie are you alright” Stanley said.

“yeah stan just people”

“its alright they are jealous”

Eddie laughed.

“wheres Richie hes usually up your ass”

“I don’t even know”

“ GUYS RICHIE IS ABOUT TO FIGHT SOMEONE!” someone yelled from outside.

Eddie ran out of that door.

“take it back fucker!”

“no make me tozier”

“okay ill make you”

Before Richie could swing eddie pushed him.

“eddie what the fuck!”

“fighting wont solve anything”

“yes it will I want to see him hurt”

“awe is lover boy going to hold your dick while you fight”

“eddie fucking move before I do something I regret”

He has never heard Richie say his name as eddie.

“move fag so your boy toy and can beat the shit out of me”

Richie pushed eddie out of the way and he punched the guy over and over again.

“don’t… you ever call him a fag ass!”

Mike dragged him back.

A course eddie was mad he took his car and went home.

He went into his house and slammed the door.

“what are you doing home early?! Eddie!”

Eddie ignored her and locked his door and laid on his bed he hated how much Richie had effect on him he wasn’t mad that he punched the guy hes mad because he didn’t listen.

“eddie im sorry I know I haven’t been the best mother I just want you to be happy was this Richie”

“no it’s the school not accepting us I just want to be happy with him mom” eddie was crying.

“oh eddie im sorry if you feel better dinners down stairs”

Eddie heard a knock on the door.

“Richie! Don’t you think you cause a lot on my son”

“well I need to see your son mrs.k please”

“Richie just leave hes not in the mood”

“im not leaving him mrs.k!”

He heard Richie run up the stairs.

“eds im sorry that guy just pissed me off! Okay I know you don’t like violence and everthing…eds please speak open the door you locked your window you have never done that don’t block me out please eds”

Eddie got up and unlock the door.

Richie hugged eddie fast eddie didn’t get to speak or anything.

“richie I don’t even know why im crying I know im mad that you didn’t listen im just tired of everyone treating us bad”

“same here eds why do you thing I beat the shit out of that guy”

“eddie im going to bed make sure he leaves at 9 no sleeping in the same bed” she said in a attitude he knew he would hear this later on.

“okay mama”

Eddies mom went into her room.

“lets lay down eds”

“okay babe”

Richie took off his shirt

“and I hope you know im spending the night”

Eddie laughed.

Eddie took off his pants to switch to sleeper pants and he threw sleeper pants at Richie to put on.

Eddies wall phone rang

He gets up

“hey its eddie”

“hey eddie m-me and b-bill a-are wasted”

“on a Monday disgrace”

She laughed “that’s what bill said you would say”

“go to sleep bev”

“don’t tell me what to do eds!”

“don’t start calling me eds only dipshit calls me eds”

Richie grabbed the phone “yeah that’s my nickname don’t steal it”

Then handed it back then he pulled out a cigarette and put his head out of eddies window because he knew eddie hated when he smoked.

“hes smoking…yeah…ill ask…hey rich bev says she wants a cig and she’s coming over”

“okay whatever” but he wanted to be alone with his eds.

“he said yeah bev” she hung up and the next thing they saw was Beverly and bill climbing through the window.

“hey guys!” billy said loudly.

“inside voices my mom’s asleep guys”

“awe babe..calm I don’t think mrs.k can hear”

He kissed eddie and eddie kissed back.

And eddie jumped on Richie and put his legs around Richie

“oh come on..dont fuck in front of us” Beverly sad.

They broke apart from the kiss eddie embarrassed but Richie just wanted them to leave.

“we weren’t going to do it! Bev”

“and if we were going to fuck we would wait asshat”

Eddie laughed

And same with bev and bill they just kept laughing

All eddie was afraid was what if his mom could hear all this but then again her sleeping meds were good at knocking her out.

About 2 hours later bev and bill fell asleep.

Eddie was laying with Richie.

“mama said to leave at nine its nine rich”

“oh come on babe she wont notice im here”

“whatever but if we get caught I will kill you”

“god for a tiny person you violent”

“you know that babe”.