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The "Hi its Nandor here. And here!" 🥺🥺 please that was the most babygirl Nandor has ever sounded!!
#wwdits spoilers#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits fx#wwdits nandor#nandor the relentless#im talking#HES SO!!! AUUUGYHH HES SO CUTE!!!!#HE DID THAT TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO!!!! IM GONNA BLAST OFF INTO SPACE#HES SO STUPID BUT GOD HES SO!!!!! UGH YKNOW????
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Stan and Kyle had their first kiss in that car, that shitty used car Stan bought from a guy on Craigslist with money he saved from his summer jobs lifeguarding and walking dogs. It broke down on the side of the road with the two of them in it. Neither of them had their licenses, so they weren’t quite sure who to call, but Kenny could give them a jumpstart.
“What if you just, like, bent me over and took me right here,” Stan said. He was outside the car, inspecting it. He knew nothing about cars.
“Huh?” Kyle didn’t find their situation at all sexy. “Like fuck you in the ass against your car? Outside in the cold?”
“Yeah,” he exhaled slowly, staring into the cluttered mess of wires under the hood, not even really trying to make sense of it.
“It would probably hurt. I don’t know.” Elbow perched against the passenger seat window, Kyle held his head and grimaced, but underneath the hand that covered his mouth and cheek, he flushed at the imagery. Of Stan with his pants around his ankles, fully clothed otherwise, and himself ramming into him with enough force to bruise, Stan’s own come dripping down the scratched paint of his beat up car door. “Is that what you want? It to hurt?”
Stan shut the hood and stomped languidly through the weeds back into the driver’s seat, as if to give himself more time to respond. “I don’t know. Maybe,” he admitted, finally. “I just know, like…” He gestured some weird concentric circles with his hands. “Ugh, this is so stupid, but… I just know you’d take care of me after, yknow? Like, you can be as rough as you want, because I know you’ll put me back together at the end of it all. I…”
Stan’s hand rested on the gearshift in a loose grip. Kyle ripped it off and took hold of Stan, weaving their fingers together.
“I just trust you. And its so weird, but I just wanna, like, put myself in situations to feel that trust.”
“Oh, Stan…”
Kyle was hard in his jeans, and he would have felt bad for it if not for Stan being hard too. They had barely even touched each other. The gentle rubs Kyle’s thumb gave Stan’s hand felt like foreplay, like Stan was getting stroked off.
“…I don’t know if tonight is the night for that, but. Um.” Kyle’s mind wandered to where Stan worked at the local pool, the parking lot there where you could see the fireworks on the Fourth of July. Maybe there. “Sometime this summer. If that’s what you want, I’ll give it to you. You know I will.”
Stan smiled. “God, yes, please.”
And they kissed on it.
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Ugh sorry I think I sent in a not full thought so let’s try it again.
ANYWAYS I think Jolly is the type of man to 100% fuck you for his own pleasure when you’re acting up and blow a load inside you and immediately pull your panties up so they’re pressed against a very messy, sticky pussy and then make you go to game night with the whole squad immediately after.
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT YALL ARE SO QUICK-
Because he’d be so mean I’m kicking my feet and giggling!! You’re a little stupid from, yknow, hanging off his cock for 30 minutes and not cumming, so all night everyone’s like “dude are you okay?” And you’re so fidgety because your panties are soaked from both you and him and the thought should be disgusting but all you wanna do is grind into it and he’s awful so he would set you on his lap and tell you to stay still or everyone is gonna see the wet patch on his pants from where you’re leaking and oh my god my heart can’t take it
#feral Friday#bad omens fic#bad omens fanfiction#bad omens fanfic#bad omens x reader#bad omens smut#joakim karlsson fic#jolly karlsson fic#jolly karlsson x reader#jolly karlsson headcanon#jolly karlsson fanfiction#jolly karlsson smut#joakim karlsson fanfic#joakim karlsson x reader
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thinking about 3 and him making friends
I don't know how everyone handles him but 4 is definitely not the only one who cares about him
also I wish they showed it more but Meggy definitely considers 3 a friend
Mario also cares about 3 in his own way
He gets along well with Bob when they both want to
he can be nice to Boopkins
we don't see him with Melony which is a shame, they should touch on that more ugh
but yea like Idk the idea that 3 is isolated in 4's grasp to justify the idea that 4 could be abusive-
Sure, he revolves around 4 but it's not really fully his fault, they're cosmically assigned as a pair so like, the fuck can he do but make the most of it?
Like I'll say, he's definitely not fully integrated in the friendgroup and he still has a lot to work on in that regard but he's far from having only 4 as his friend
I think it's just rather that HE thinks that but like he doesn't even know if he should cuz his stupid ass is constantly scared, got them trust issues
You know who has that problem though but doesn't appear a lot so we don't think about it too much? Kaizo. Bro only really knew Saiko and like, that's all we really know of him besides like being irresponsible as hell
but we didn't really like, see him bounce off with anybody else
3-Meggy bouncing off works, similarly to how honestly 4-Meggy works, it's the competitive shittalking kicking in with both, although we saw less of it, since the 34 dynamic really took over
I bet Kaizo could have a great dynamic with someone other than Saiko but he doesn't get enough screen time for that
anyways I'm still fucked over the whole 34 thing. There's so much of them. I don't know, if their whole gay little thing is gonna forever stay a bit and nothing more, it's- gonna get boring real quick
like you can try and dangle the treat in front of us, the animals, but at some point after waiting for it long enough, we'll grow bored.
But really, it feels like such an odd writing decision to focus on them so much if they're just meant to be a bit and they don't want to progress their relationship further. Like it's not like that's what people prefer. Sure, there's a minority who would want only that forever but then it's just pleasing a tiny crowd which could drive others away. It just feels like it wouldn't worth going through so much trouble with them all for that
Like if they just wanted to keep it a silly bit, they shouldn't. focus on it so much. Like, logically if they put so much emphasis on them and tease the hell out of us with things like the end of wotfi23, forced hold hands, elevator, the god damn titanic scene, squidbob34, Perfect, them bitches always being next to each other, like you'll find them mostly next to each other in most scenes they're present in
like, logically, LOGICALLY, this shit's supposed to become more than a god damn bit. Why would you put so much in a ship, the actual like, majority of your fanbase doesn't really care as much about (see: that one youtube ship popularity poll on another yt channel) and some (although a minority) even despise and call the idea of making it canon the end of the world
I am just, you know, left wondering, what the hell is it for- if not for them to make it fuckin canon at some point?
Honestly, I think I said it before, maybe not publically but I'd find it really fun if wotfi24 somehow drove them to be canon
not like as an arc thing, just a fun thing yknow.
but then again, this pair has been a thing for a really long time now
like it makes you think about like, what would even be grand enough to match them, the anticipation that is if those 2 could ever get together, what could match that?
Or would it become like the Puzzlevision movie where it's like, it's fine but still kind of weak. Like sure, but, eh, I expected it to be more cool and like making the wait worthy
then again it would be really funny if they didn't make them canon on camera, we'd just see kiss them in the background while other characters get focus. Like Idk, maybe some random characters we don't see enough, getting together in 3's cafe and like. In the background we see 4 walk over to the counter and very clearly kiss 3 and then them talking. But like they aren't the focus so imagine people actually missing it LJLKLFFL
imagine being a shipper, missing the scene and then losing your shit when people post screenshots of them kissing and you have to go back and check and lose your shit even more
Idk I'm just rambling at this point
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How does Jack deal with unrequited love? With the reader who already has a partner, would you sabotage that relationship?
GAHH THIS IDEA MAKES MW RUN WILD
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~ JACK HORNER UNREQUITED LOVE HEADCANONS. ~
× 'Spit in my face, my love, it won't change me.' ×
☆ CONTENT WARNING: Obsessive behavior, violence, ☆
When you started working at the company, you were the best worker.
You baked at the fastest pace you could, you put all your effort into your job, you picked up shifts, you were kind to others, you were..
Perfect.
You were kind to him, it didn't even feel like it was a forced kindness, but genuine kindness.
Oh, it somehow made him angry.
No one ever made him feel this way, how dare you do it!?
He always tried to push it away, shove it away, but...
He couldn't, could never do it...
...
He had to do something.
I mean, he hated the sappy idea he had.
He stood infront of the magic mirror, as it awkwardly laughed and told him he looked just fine. It's theater mask looking face contorting with emotions as it spoke.
He didn't change his outfit, wearing his typical leather coat, that dark plum coating looked fuzzed over, yknow, his typical outfit.
He held flowers in his hand. Some roses, their little faces looking up towards him, as they whispered among the others, the others that were bunched up with them.
God, you better like these stupid flowers, he went out of his way to get them and you better agree to go out with him or he would've been embarrassing himself and--
Ugh!!
His head turned towards the pink orb that rested upon the cushion on the shelf, next to the encased skull and the bowling ball, his brows furrowing. Hm. Maybe, he could check before he asked you to his office.
His voice rnag through the room, as he requested to view you. His heel turning as he turned his torso towards the orb. He took strides towards the orb, as the crystal fogged with hues of gross colors that soon eased into your image, your hands coated in flour as you talked amongst your coworkers...
"Well, my S/O is taking me to dinner tonight, they said its gonna be wonderful," You shrugged, as you side-eyed your coworker playfully, "I'm not too sure about that!" You laughed, as you joked around.
What.
His eyes widened, his left eye twitched. His bottom lip tucking in just a tad, as he clneched his fists with a tough force, the roses stems cracking beneath his whitened-knuckles. Their top half fell to the floor, their tiny voice shrieking, before they sputtered once they hit the oak-wood floor.
A...
S/O?
His face started becoming red, his eyes beginning to go bloodshot.
No.
No.
NO.
NO.
NO.
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!!
He angrily lifted his arm up, as he angrily chucked the leftovers of the roses at the wall, their stems slamming and plopping onto the wooden floor with a sad thump.
He stormed towards his chair, his footsteps loud and echoing the room, as his hand grabbed the side of the chair. He snatched it out, as he slammed his body into the chair, it lowered upon the impact of his weight...
He needed to sabotage it.
And that he did.
He spied on you and your lover, he spied on every little thing you guys did, on everything you did, everything they did,
He wouldn't let you embarrass him.
You weren't just going to pull him in and then ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
He spread rumors.
So many rumors.
They spread through the factory, as you overheard terrible things about your lover,
But, it quickly spread to the town, oh and what hell that was.
Those terrible words that rang your mind...
'Did you hear that--'
'Did you know that--'
'She said that they said--'
'No way! I heard that they--'
It echoed your mind, bouncing off the walls of your skull as you laid awake at night, the one you heard so many terrible things about lay beside you...
...
You had to get rid of them and you did, you just--
You broke up with them.
In tears, of course, you couldn't stand it anymore and..
...
It wasn't long until you began to see missing posters upon buildings, big letters that screamed in your face, their picture below it.
God, this must be your fault, they ran away and..
The only one to comfort you was your boss...
Who was washing the blood off his hands,
A certain look in his eyes.
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× 'Spit in my face, my love, I've gone crazy.' ×
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SOREY THIS WAS RUSHER!! Plus leave what else happens to the imagination because I like doing thst for you guys :3cc
#big jack horner#jack horner#puss in boots the last wish#puss in boots#jack horner is so bbg#jack horner x reader#big jack horner x reader
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what is your absolute favorite magolor form/outfit if you had to pick one
*head in hands* oh god WHY this question is always so hard for me i love every one so much UGH
i've always had a soft spot for normal and traitor, normal because. yknow that's him in his natural habitat !!! and traitor because he's so cool and fhdfhjgshfsghf.
but now idk i find myself going back and forth between interdimensional and manager a ton because like. interdimensional and magolor epilogue are literally everything i've wanted in a kirby game lmao it's where he stars in his own story ,, it's where we can see his character Really shine through and that's been a dream of mine for how many years now. Wowie kazowie
they go back and forth constantly but tbh my favorite lately has been manager DSJGHG because the design is so silly. his stupid giant bowtie and hat helooks so dumb. but i think manager is one of the most important versions of him because it represents how he overcame all of his hardships and was able to succeed in fulfilling his dream
so ig in the end my favorites come down to going through development vs. the result of development LMAO
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fight club.
-y/n's pov-
"no, no, no. don't you three go get in a fight, it's really isn't a big deal at all." i rush forwards, blocking the door.
draco sneers at me. "move, y/n."
"no!" i exclaim, throwing my arms out so that no one can barge past. "you're not going out there to defend my honour when i don't have an honour to be defended. she just called me a slut. it's not like she threatened to fight me!"
blaise swallows hard and nods. i raise an eyebrow at malfoy and he gives a relatively similar reaction to blaise. the only one who hasn't said anything is theo.
"mattheo? do you understand?" i say coolly. he sighs, rolls his eyes and moves to sit on a chair. the other two follow. "thank you." i add, sitting down across from pansy, who's been watching the whole ordeal.
"hey, when did snape say we had to be-" i'm cut off by scuffling as the boys all get up and run out the door. "HEY! WAI-" i dash after them. theo stops at the door and leans back in.
"you promised!" i whine.
"yeah. i promised to protect you. love you, princess." he winks at me and sprints after the boys.
i flop back down on the couch near pansy, and give her a look.
"you know what's gonna happen? they're gonna get mad and agree to some stupid fight club. then i'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out." i roll my eyes.
"thats why we love you, honey." she jokes. i roll my eyes at her. bitch.
“please, like i don’t fucking know it. you wanna take a guess at how many times a day i get called an attention seeking whore? i have to hide all that from them or every boy in this damn school will have his eyes gouged out if he so much as looks in my direction.” i huff. pansy nods along, sipping a coffee and twirling her hair. she seems like she has all the time in the world for my trauma dumping, so i keep going.
“like, i love them, i really do. we’ve been friends since god knows when, and they’re like my brothers. i just wish they were more… gentle and less fight me, yknow?”
parkinson is still zoned out, absently mindedly bobbing her head every few seconds. i sigh.
“see ya pansy.” i get up and go to my dorm, faintly hearing a, “yeah, bye.”, echoing up the stairs behind me.
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-mattheo’s perspective-
“WHAT?” i roar, backing parkinson up into the corner. “she said WHAT?”
blaise tugs at my collar, slightly pulling me back. pansy cowers in the corner. “i don’t know, that’s just what she told me. she said you guys would kill everyone. i’m sorry, i don’t know more.” she whispers, the joy of being involved with our drama fading away and she watches out faces darken.
“can i go now?” she mumbles, not making eye contact. i step aside and she runs out the common room door.
“fucking snake.” blaise hisses. i turn. “what?” i ask, still turning over the possibility of going out right now and grabbing any guy who i’m suspicious of and demanding answers. “she’s a snake. a sly little one, too.”
draco looks confused, and i doubt i look any better. “why? why is she a snake?”
blaise sighs. “because, y/n would’ve told her all that to get it off her chest, and pansy’s reaction is to come and spread around everything she said? that’s a bitchy move, especially since y/n wouldn’t have been thinking about pansy doing that.”
i raise an eyebrow. “oh, she’s just doing it for attention. the latest drama of y/n y/l/n will make her the most popular witch in slytherin for a hot minute. that’s all she wants.”
malfoy is still looking dumbfounded. “huh?” blaise and i share a look.
“ugh, never mind. maybe you’d understand if you where less blonde.”
• • •
“good godric guys, you could’ve knocked!” y/n huffs, rolling her eyes at us and pegging a book.
“y/n, we need to talk.”
“about you barging into my personal quarters? yeah, we do need to talk about th-”
“not about that. y/n, this is serious. we need to talk.”
her face pales a bit, and she starts aggressively rubbing blush on her cheeks. “oh? what do we need to talk about?” she says, her voice high and pitchy.
blaise gives me a look and steps forward. “y/n, please stop. we know.” she keeps on pushing the brush over her face, even though there’s no product left on it.
“what do you know? why do you think you know something? what do you know?” she says coolly.
“y/n, quit playin-” i start. blaise puts a hand on my chest and pushes me back. he goes over to y/n and turns her to face him.
“hey.” he says softly. she refuses to meet his eyes. “hi.”
he lets the brush from her fingers and puts it gingerly on the counter. “y/n, are you ok?”
we watch as her eyes dart everywhere but looking at blaise. he grabs her chin slightly and pulls her gaze back to him. raising an eyebrow, he silently asks her the question again.
“yes.”
a small smile creeps onto his face. “good. now, i want you to listen to me, ok.” she nods. “if any poor excuse of a wizard says any of those things to you again, i will personally kick escort them to hell. and if they deserve it, i will let mattheo beat their asses. and malfoy changed them. ok?” the smile is gone.
“yes.”
i sit myself on the foot of the bed, malfoy following. we stare at the scene playing out in front of us. best man, drug lord, chronic fight starter and nose crusher blaise zabini talking oh-so softly to miss independent, don’t take no bull, kick your ass on the way to a show y/n.
what has our world come to.
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queen note - i know this one finished kinda abruptly, but i really needed something to post, so i might come back an edit it later. love yous 😘
#daisy duke#draco lucius malfoy#mattheo riddle#blaise zabini#boys#fight club#yn fanfic#hp fanfic#hp femslash
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Walker 4x12 Reaction
I am starting it now!! Forgot about geri saying "boy listening " god
PLEASE, YOU'RE A MEDIC, SAVE HIM O_O
Goddamn the bark flying with those gunshots
OH MY GODDDDD LARRY
Jfc if they shot trey i was gonna lose it. Thank fuck
CORDELL'S RED RIMMED EYES AND BRUISED FACE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Stella's hair looks so dark red in this hospital scene
When he started talking about his dream, it was soooo dorothy waking up back in kansas 👀👀👀
A MINUTE WITH MY DAUGHTER💗💗💗
Lmao abby bear-hugging larry, for real though (oh, is that why she’s Abby bear??)
Ughhh fucking captionsss, turn ONNNN
StellaCordi sceeeeene 👀👀👀👀👀
Cordi tearing up 🥺🥺🥺🥺
BABYGIRL
Yeah cordi you are so hypocritical on this lmfao. She IS your daughter
"I only did what you would've done."
"Stella, I'm a ranger"
DUDE, YOU WENT AGAINST PROTOCOL ALSO LMFAO what??
Not a little girl anymore
*hand clasp *
Ugh Geri already pissing me off lol
Lol cordi's annoyed "good morning"
Booyyy don't act like you're not suspicious
"Doctors cleared me for work" ...lol again with the doctor's note
She should've anticipated this by now, though! Like, her tone about this rubs me wrong.
Not expecting him to want to talk to the guy that tried to kill him?? CORDI?? girl you can be upset, but you're just sounding stupid rn
Yeah, you've hardly even spoken. But ma'am. You WERE distracted with your shit. And not that you can't have your shit, and not that his lying and going off on his own was ok, but YOU of ALL PEOPLE should've KNOWN something was wrong. Like, head up ass right now
Omg, not Cordi having a flashback of his dream. "You deserve the best" HES GONNA GUILT HIMSELF INTO MAKING A LIFE FOR GERI, FOR THE SAKE OF HOYT AND EMILY😱😰 i feel like i know exactly how the finale will end now and I'm kinda :/ about it but what can ya do (write fic)
She's right about making big decisions fresh after trauma. Like for real. Curttail that fucking marriage proposal
"So, tonight, after dinner. Yeah?"
"We’ll see." Hooooo girl. I know you won't but you could also run. 👀
Cassie 🥺🥺🥺
I like this song, damn
Listening to his message 😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭
I KNEW SHE'D SAY IT (i love you) BUT GODDAMN i kinda love the voicemail aspect 👀👀 so real, so romantic
Ok... so Geri was so upset about Cordi going back, but larry seems chill about it rn so... that was more about cordi lying than going to work. Girl, then actually come to him first. It felt like she was lying in wait to see what he'd do, instead of just starting the conversation.
Girl, you run too. You could run now, yknow.
I honestly can't remember if they've had this guy on their suspect list before now
Ooh Cordell's angry face looking at the pic! His nose going red.😳
Is this guy saying things to TRY to trigger Cordi's memory??? 👀👀👀
THE FEMALE VOICE
It's her!!
AUGUST'S BOOTCAMP GRADUATION
Omfg
Calling Cordell a "scumbag parent" for missing August's grad?? Like, it ain't good, but that's a stretch actually. Scumbag?? Puh-lease🙄🙄🙄
I love how jared falls into his memory, trailing off
CORDI, HAVE THE DAUGHTER SAY STUFF
CASSIE!
I mean i get it but DAMN. GIRL. IT IS THE SERIAL KILLER'S FAULT
They won't have enough time left in the season to have cordi go through a proper guilt spiral, but I'm stuffing this in the fic fodder, too
Having some trey bruise appreciation 👌👌
Look at abby and bonham, having a reasonable conversation
Goddd finally they are getting to the accomplice
Y'all a LOT more serial killers than that have had a partner. Not a TON, but way more than the dc snipers
Oh thank fuck they figured out the daughter. Jfc
(Fucking iphone commercial with the hugeass fish is so annoying lol. I just keep thinking about how the fish moves in a mechanical way, not the way a fish would be fighting. And there's no way this guy would be able to lift his hand off it to tap his fingers to take a pic. So then I'm like, well this is a stupid example of this phone's ability. It wouldn't even work.)
Ohhh hohoho "you and your daughter may be more alike than you realize" 👀👀👀👀👀👀 those parallels
She's gonna die, and cordell is gonna quit the rangers and work at the side step
To save stella (and give geri a life blah blah)
Yknow, it's interesting that cassie gets mad about cordell going off alone, when she's like that too. I mean, that's how she and cordell met in the first place. Everything full circle
😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
She's gonna push herrr
👁👁👁👁👁
Trey is RIGHT THERE lol
Omg she actually pulled her up??
The sweat on her forehead 😳😳 nice shot
I fully expected her to take both her hands and "lose her grip" lol
Goddd cassie at the press conference 🥺🥺🥺 having to stand there not crying
Luna's picture 🥺🥺🥺🥺
So pretty and distinguished
Geri coming home to cassie. 👀👀👀 i pause every time i type lol so i have no idea what she's gonna say but I'm just over here like... y'all can comfort each other over lost loves you never confessed to. And maybe fuck about it
BUT TELL ME WHY GERI SOUNDS SO BORED WHEN SHE SAYS "it feels like your world's been turned upside down and inside out"
Geri again with "don't make any life altering decisions right now" yes i agree. Can we all stick to that please? If cordell proposes to you, can you please say no? Lololol
I mean like, she IS speaking from experience lol. She sold the sidestep and ran
she is just a very weak actor imo. It's frustrating
AND IT ENDED WITH TOUCHING AND HUGGING. AM I SUDDENLY A GERI/CASSIE TRUTHER????
LISTEN, WHEN MEN BREAK YOUR HEART (by dying or whatever) IT'S HEALTHY TO BE LESBIAN ABOUT IT. OKAY??? 👀👀👀
AAAH STELLA AND AUGIE ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
I AM THINKING THOTS!!
AND CORDI TAKES THE SEAT BY STELLA
I love themmmmm godddd
Goddd please let cordi talk it out with stella before geri lol. For ME
OMG HE WAS STROKING HER ARM AS THE SCENE ENDED. JARED, ARE YOU ON MY TUMBLR????😱😱😱
Lol rewatching now 😂😂
I really do wish we'd gotten a micki cameo on this
The stellacordi is a blatant parallel to the serial killers and i am like 👀👀👀👀 those two were a pair since she was a kid. Hmmmm
I'm so sad next week is the end. I'm biting my fingers over what the ending will be. Someone is gonna quit the rangers it feels like, and it feels like it'll be cordi
But omg, the way cassie looks at cordi in the opening scene, so shocked and bitter that he's alive and luna is dead
(ashley has to make up for what odette lacks in acting lmfao im so sorry)
I don't want him to quit for geri but rn it feels like we're heading that way
If they'd gotten a s5, they could do that and then bring him back lol. Or have geri leave to okc and then come back. I feel like i know where we're heading, but who knows
My brain can't not think as a writer, and put it into the perspective of serial storytelling
Stella's freckles in this episode are so cute
Cordell's "do as i say not as i do" attitude is so funny. He did not immediately learn his lesson
(A dawn commercial for professional dawn, talking about needing to do double duty cuz you're shortstaffed. Why are we putting predatory capitalism into our commercials? You're shortstaffed because it sucks to work there)
I love how roughed up and dirty Cordell's truck is
Geri is so annoyinggggg. I know my bitterness about her colors this but i cannot get over how much she treats cordell like she's his babysitter
The way she says "riiight. /the jackal/" doesn't sound like she's stressing the danger of him. It sounds like she's mocking the idea of him
Like "ooh what a scary name. Definitely what you should spend time on🙄"
Am i crazy?
Like they try to save it with "who tried to murder you" but the first half of that overshadows the paltry concern at the end
She just don't want him being a ranger
It doesn't feel like the relationship is for him. It's for OTHER PEOPLE
Cordell is a people pleaser
Even though he's absentee a lot, his decisions are often about other people and not himself personally
Sam aspect in his Dean personality
I don't want to nitpick about the "waived his right to counsel, which means he's willing to talk" because every cop show does it, but it always feels a little off kilter when they use a procedural cop show trope in this, a family drama. 😅
Like ughh. Don't like that actually. I know this guy is a serial killer, but he should have a lawyer
Cordell doesn't think about how his absence also has an effect
It's very John, actually. Trying to complete his mission to make sure his family is safe, meanwhile time passes like water through your fingers
Geri: Cordi, we need to talk. You LIED to me.
Also Geri: well I don't want to make this a whole thing, we can't have this conversation right now
Girl why did you ruin his day, actually😂😂😂😂
WAIT, is that Luna's bracelet cassie put on?? 👀👀👀👀👀👀 [bestie supplied: hair tie]
Cassie sitting on the bed with Luna's shirt vs Sam sitting on Dean's bed mourning with Miracle 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
(The voicemail kills me cuz when my bff's mom died, she kept paying her phone service for YEARS so she could hear her voice)
😭😭😭
Cassie puts his shirt in vacuum wrap to preserve his scent, but the longer it's in there the more it just smells like plastic 👀👀👀
Cassie holding the hair tie now🥺🥺
Is it bad that i keep seeing cody Rhodes in the jackal's face? 😅😅😅 like the jaw isn't as square but i can't stop seeing it
We don't really get a backstory for why they started killing parents like this lol. I can't believe we got more backstory in Stella's thing with joanna😅🙃
"I do get where you were coming from...with that damn boat" lol but he still spent a ton of money without talking about it, knowing she will need money for their business. Like I'm glad they talked and shit, but still
Hahh the first time, I missed larry saying "i will bring your daughter in, safely" hahhhh puts an even bigger stake on Cassie's decision, storywise
Goddd i hope we get a cassie and ben scene in the finale
Cassie's eyes, swollen with tears 🥺👌
Aaaaand fade to black for sapphic petting.👀
I'm gonna rewatch the final Stella/Cordi scene a billion times now.💝
#walker 4x12#walker spoilers#walker liveblog#walker#me.txt#geri critical#fic fodder#stella x cordi#stella x cordell
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trigun bookclub time :D volume 2 thoughts
chap 00.1
-vash's method of meditation is the only one that's valid in my eyes/j
-3 seconds of meditating vs 3 hours of training...huh...i wonder...why is that...and what...that says about him...
-hes bad at chess hes like me fr fr
-yey we love a day without casualties :D
chap 00.2
-the bit about us taking shelter on technology but still not knowing what the future holds...yeah that feels timeless now huh
-vash don't go there! oh no he has earbuds he cant hear me (that would literally happen to me tho)
-i love that panel where no one says anything after the girl is like "yeah i can give you pocket money." nice representation of the irritation people feel towards that kind of people. they arent mad just really tired of that bs
-oh man thats actually pretty horrible (page 23)
-"and i think of nothing but love and peace" besides that we know your head is empty but we love you so its ok
-yeah vash show her the real world
-interesting that he makes her see the chance of her dad dying (he didnt know what was gonna happen) which makes sense cuz she cant run from the truth anymore but its also interesting cuz if we was able to not see it he would. he hates seeing people dying and yet he watches and makes others watch. i dont think its about "if i have to, you have to as well" but more about her seeing the consequences of violence (what her father did) and the cycle of hate so she doesnt repeat it. idk.
chap 1
-rem coming out of his coat....hm....
-weird man coming
-YEAH SEND HIM TO HELL >:D
-if rem is holding him back you say...hmmm...i will go back to that later
-well thats creepy
chap 2
-my boi is in jail nooooooooooooo
-you can feel the size of the ship with one panel nightow is ridiculously talented when creating big spaces, like the sandsteamer shot in the last volume
-..... :c
-my babygirl :c
-i like he started the flashback angry as hell and then it turned into sadness cuz even if he makes knives pay nothing will bring rem back
-also the literal ship crashing into his memories what if I [redacted]
-SEE LOOK AT THAT SHIT! SPACE FEELS MASSIVE AND ITS LITERALLY JUST THE PLANET AND THE SHIP
-aaaand hes angry as hell again cuz the memory finished with knives. interesting
-dont look at me with those kind eyes, we saw you
-YEY ITS DIABLO TIME :D go get em
chap 3
-aw cmon :c
-and there goes the arm
-hey >:[ dont call my girl milly an idiot
-ugh you can feel how fucking stressed out he is ahhhhhhhhh
-ah yes, we love seeing how right knives is...
-huh, i wonder if knives is smiling cuz before he was like "nah she was stupid like the rest" but since she got to correct the ships's trajectory he got a bit of respect for her in the end
-is monev vs vash supposed to be like david and goliath? hm
-my god thats fucking beautiful
-also i dont think thats a ghost but maybe like her presence? like vash is remembering her and her kindness
-AH I HATE THAT I HATE THAT. THE CHAPTER IS CALLED FRAGILE, ENDS UP WITH VASH CRYING AND THE "rem" IS SO LITTLE THAT IS ONLY MEANT FOR US AND VASH TO BE AWARE OF IT WHAT IF I CRIED A RIVER AHHHHHH
chap 4
-oh meryl...oh honey...sweetie...
-the scars appear :D yey :D
-meryl is kinda asking him "arent you tired of being nice dont you want to go apeshit" but not really and i like that
-yknow what meryl is right pls go away and live a quiet life pls, ik whats coming but just thinking about it....
-yee ik the reason why but still >:v
-oh....oh i actually forgot about that...oh
-"rem didnt sacrifice her life for a world like that" im tearing up actually and idk why...its been a hard week
-lmao hes so mad at vash
-yeah hunt him down babygirl >:D
chap 5
-....metal >:D
-they deserved it btw
-huh thats actually kinda nice of him i forgot
-ofc he would blame vash for that, then again vash makes all of us at least a little bit soft i think
chap 6
-i love you vash that takes his sweet time to process traumatic situations, yes that was scary
-vash saying "im the deathwish" means a lot to me as an mcr fan lmao. i will think more about that later tho
-HES HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-YES YOU ARE A PRIEST OMG WHY AM I THIS EXCITED
-THEY MEET, OMG THEY ARE MEETING! AMAZING!
-STOP BLUSHING BRO LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIS CHIN LIKE THAT YO
-"go home or go to hell" oh im getting that on a tattoo one day actually, so metal
-...cmon, me me big boi
-THAT SMILE, THAT DAMN SMILE im gonna jump off my local cliff
-vash in the beginning saying he can read people and then wolfwood comes and READS HIM LIKE ITS NOTHING
chap 7
-"is that a friend of yours" he looks so offended lmao
-ahhhh that must be so scary, he already has knives to worry about but the fact not everyone can see legato makes his job harder ahhhhh
-bye baby ily (hes my son that i only share with a couple of other ww enjoyers)
-CAN YOU STOP BEING GAY FOR 2 MINUTES
-OH THAT PANEL IS SO GOOD (also even more princess coded, like looking at really from a castle idk)
-GUYS GUYS MY WIFE IS HERE
-i keep forgetting hes missing his little arm :c
-lmao wolfwood is right, i wouldnt go to a church all the way there :b
-yeah and shes hot while teleporting all over the place
-ok but shes really fucking cool, despite wanting to kill my comfort character, yknow how these things go
-OHOHOHOO THAT PANEL WITH VASH FOCUSING IS AMAZING
-YESSSSS, SO METALLLLL
chap 8
-aaaand...there goes my wife
-ahhhhhh he looks so little :c
-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES COMING, HES NEAR
-idk ww :c idk when will it end
-OH WOW OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
-yeah right i dont like this part :b (its not bad just personal stuff)
-ok he do be looking pretty tho, i wonder if its a family thing
-YEAH MERYL SMACK THAT MF
-im a ball of rugged paper and my feelings are nothing...thanks nightow ily
-oh wait...he actually thought that was the end...thats so fucking smart nightow...wow i never considered that....
-aw babygirl :c but i cant even imagine how that must feel, how much hate he feels towards knives rn
-i think besides the "he called me by my name" meryl and milly let him go cuz they just felt he was going to matter what, like you can feel vash and his unstoppable energy on those pages
-oh hes so fucking pretty
-WAIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT BUT YEAH THAT WAS ON STAMPEDE EP 3 HOLY FUCK, THEY SAID THE SAME THING
-knives just fucking reads vash like an open book its incredible and it makes me so sad cuz vash cant escape, he cant hide nothing, not in front of knives
-he cant be knives without the good old gaslighting >:D
-the yelling throughout the page is amazing
-vash is crying noooooooooooooooo :c
-NO. STAY AWAY FROM ME, EVIL PANEL THAT HAUNTS MY DREAMS
-also :c
-im not too sure of what happened with his legs but ok sure
-im afraid my babygirl cant give you an answer ww, i dont think he knows
-.....why is the world so mean to him :c
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feeling lost
ughhh idk ever since i got my period ive been so down about myself. i feel like i'm failing in life and invisible. my coworker gets all the guys (guys i don't like but I just wonder why no one even wants to look at me, despite all the compliments i get on how beautiful i am) and it makes me a little upset. My brothers getting so much attention even tho he doesn't rly seem to care about anyone that much. My other brothers in a relationship. All these things are starting to make me feel like i have nothing to offer, but i know that's just my emotions trying to get to me. I pay attention to everyone but myself lately.
my manager was talking about hiring someone new and she said she wanted to hire another 'for-lifer'... and it almost made me spiral a little bit. is this what I'm destined for? my brother's getting all these big academic and athletic achievements, my other brother is starting to get more stream subscribers and is in a good relationship, and I'm still single and scared to make art and post it on the internet 😑 but i just don't want to settle! It makes me sad because despite that I can't get a single freaking yes for ANYTHING I do unless it's out of nowhere miracle and im like WOAHHHH but for once I just want to have the credentials someone's looking for yknow??? and even if I make things, they rarely get attention no matter how much i try. i feel so worthless. I just want to be seen for once. seen positively, because I feel like if I am seen, Im being bullied or criticized or made fun of, or my mind just doesn't process when I get positive reactions for others. I'm scared I'm not going to get this really great job I applied for. and I rarely have any creative spark anymore. I don't have any prospects and I've been waiting around for years for 'the one' to show up and I'm too much of a recluse to even find them or try. and even when I go out it's like everyone's scared to talk to me or is just rude to me. and on top of that i can't find anyone i like around here!!! the only person i've found who i truly was interested in ended up with some stupid guy!!!! UGH
anyway, back to career. I keep trying to 'let go let god' but it's so freaking difficult. My biggest miracles of blessings come literally when i'm like this and i know that but i just feel like i'm going to run that out and I'm trying to manifest like everyone says and i just... idk i guess i'm impatient. i'm scared that No one is going to hire me even though i keep applying and trying and doing what i can (because I'm juggling so much emotionally and physically that I can't even put my ALLLL into everything I want to do) I'm scared i'm going to be stuck at my job forever and nothing I make is going to blow up. I'm scared I'm never going to have businesses and success and the big house with a farm and travel and a beautiful marriage. i'm scared. I want it so badly. i have a vision board for this year but none of it has happened 😭 but i know I'm not making the content I truly want to make that would probably help me get there. but i don't even freaking know what i want to make anymore. i've been trying to please people for so long that i don't even know. because no one in the town believes in art and actually making a career from it including my mom, who i've tried to please for god knows how long because of god knows what. i'm so sick of this. I haven't cried over feeling pathetic in YEARS but i just can't hold it in anymore. i feel pathetic, and exhausted, and I don't know what to do. I've been holding my head high and trying to be strong and calm and resilient but i'm just ready to break down. i don't wanna be struggling paycheck to paycheck for the rest of my life. i have so much to offer the world if only they'd pay attention!!! And I know I'm in one of the better positions because I'm not out on the streets or in a terrible place with no car struggling to pay bills. I'm extremely lucky and extremely grateful. but i just wish something would budge. when I make sfc it struggles to even get 10 views. my youtube videos only get 40 views if im lucky. and I'm scared to make what I truly put my heart into because what if it gets crumbs? but i still want to try but...ugh, so many buts. i'm just so sick of this.
I wish i was thin and fit i think literally everything would fall into place LOL
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Crying because this is something that has the biggest toll on my life, I will literally avoid talking about my special interests because I’m so scared of social rejection and being disliked. Trauma response? Fuck yes. I was bullied for all my days I used to be in public school, which was from kindergarten to sophomore year. I was bullied for anything people could think of, and when I adapted to change myself in order to make friends, I’D GET BULLIED FOR THAT TOO. It was always this cycle of constant rejection and social starvation.
Too pale, too awkward, too fat, too skinny, too loud, too quiet, too weird, too normal, too expressive, too neutral, too rambunctious, too calm, weird for liking certain books shows or movies, weird for drawing, weird for being alone all the time, stupid for failing classes and tests, a teachers pet for passing classes and tests, a pushover for being kind, a jerk for setting boundaries, a crybaby for showing my emotions, a sociopath for not showing my emotions, the list goes on and on and ON.
You know what didn’t help either? The fact that throughout elementary and a bit of middle school I was in the hospital all the time because I literally had a fucking autoimmune disease that would flare up if I ever got sick and could very well kill me.
What also didn’t help, was my parents (at the time) were overprotective Mormon folks. Indoctrination is another thing that contributed too. “How come you can’t do anything on Sunday?” “Well because my parents say that god wants us to keep the sabbath day holy and-“ “ugh you’re so boring-“ (they’re better now- at least my mom is so much better, I’m out to them both and they accept me and are super chill about it now-)
Yknow what that led to? Middle school era.
I said yknow what? Fuck what people think imma do my own thing. (And keep in mind I was never diagnosed with autism and inattentive adhd until last year-)
Middle school me was fuckin ROCKIN, despite the bullying and despite daily harassment, I’d unmask (though I didn’t know I was doing that lol) and I’d let out my real personality, complete utter chaos and nonsense, but also the most kind and compassionate person you’d ever meet. One period id screech down the hallways with my best friend at the time, and the next I’d settle down from letting out my energy and ramble about my characters I would make and be super affectionate and sweet (basically a golden retriever)
Then 7th grade hit, and I dunno what the fuck happened but I guess being bullied so bad and bottling up my emotions and being left untreated for so long put my mind and hormones into a jumble of things and I ended up crushing on this guy and obsessing over him and stalking him (no joke) throughout the school and keep things he’d left, and I’d get angry and resentful towards girls he liked or interacted with (it didn’t help that my hyperfixation at the time was yandere simulator, which explains a lot about that era-)
I ended up plotting to murder his girlfriend at the time and like- dude it was concerning- then they broke up and I confessed to him and he rejected me, which now that I think back on it, he was really sweet about it and obviously was trying to let me down gently, but nope, rabid 12-13 year old me was like “well that’s a wrap” and I threatened to kill myself if he didn’t date me in a letter I slipped into his backpack, like I had a whole plan and everything and a date too
So again, basically yandere simulator personified, and to this day I still want to track him down to apologize for all of that hell I probably put him through..I feel really bad he was a sweet dude-
Anyways-
Note got turned in to my AP who already hated me because I was a whole demonspawn at the time and I got suspended and put in grippy sock jail for a week and then when I got out, Covid hit and all the schools shut down, blah blah blah,
Insert what you think is a redemption ark
(It was kind of but idk)
Rest that happens after that isn’t about bullying so I’ll stop there.
In summary, be kind.
Here's what I think: people should not care about what others think of a specific show/book. If they find it to be their comfort show, they shouldn't listen to those saying it sucks.
It can be the worst show or book on earth, but if there's a reason someone can enjoy it (a character they resonate with, a funny moment, good visuals, anything) they just should.
Maybe they like one part and not another one, so they can just keep watching or reading that one part on loop instead of the rest.
And if they don't like anything, or they lose interest, they can just drop it.
Nobody should have a say on what you enjoy and what you don't. Maybe if people understood this, there would be a bit more of peace at least on the Internet.
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mm wanna talk abt this card today
#god he looks so stupidly good. and in something thats not the boring ass rad uniform yknow#his stupid tie and his stupid face ugh#shut up w u and the dumb love letters u get idc#just kiss me already
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im going to make a design for Kiibo's warrior cat OC that i made as a joke arent i..
#OH MY GOD THE STUPID TAGGING THING IM TOO LAZY TO FIX IT BUT UGH#i was talking about him being a warrior cats kid and i gave his oc a name and now i want to draw it#his oc's name is Shiningstar and he probably has some rlly over the top backstory and is apart of a prophecy <3#yes this is COMPLETELY out of character but i think this is rlly funny#btw this isnt me saying that or whatever i was a warrior cats kid so thats why i think its funny#pastell speaks#yknow i just made a post saying how i disliked v3 but. i am talking about a v3 character rn. I just like Kiibo alot theyre neat
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#you know what would be real peace for klaus mikaelson?#not death. no.#but getting to have the chance to make up for all the lost time he had stolen from him from getting to be with his daughter#his daughter is his peace and his happiness#klaus mikaelson would not willingly kill himself and leave his daughter an orphan in the space of a few small weeks since she lost her mothe#he. wouldn't. do. it.#and im sorry but how that so called spoiler described it made me laugh its so horrifically stupid#god the klaroline running away to europe rumour sounds much more plausible.#JUST LEAVE KLAUS TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE#death doesn't always grant people peace#and yknow it wouldnt fken do that for klaus#i have invested so much of my life into knowing this character and how he works and his motivations fucking fite me#and he wouldn't want hope to not have one parent when he has missed so much time without her#ugh the internet just really gets on my nerves.#this is why i should take a hiatus cause when i see people talking about this shit i get more irritated#yeah i dont want my favourite character to die so be it#but you know why? BECAUSE HE GENUINELY DOESN'T DESERVE IT. ugh.#rant - over.
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On episode 40,
Honestly, Mike is so stupid. What. A. Dumbass. the fact he honestly thinks this way makes me wonder how he even pulled off kidnapping captain america in the first place.
Like oh my god “nyeh nyeh nyeh why does he spend a month here knowing he’s gonna die instead of just going out and living”
BECAUSE MIKEY, He wants to prolong this life as much as possible and he doesn’t know if your willing the cut your arm off for him.
ESPECIALLY if he’s knows you just need him for info. THIS IS INFORMATION THAT YOU OPENLY TOLD HIM.
Ugh
Look, I know. I KNOW. He’s gonna get you to the last challenge asap and then tie you to a chair with metal chains.
Than he can enjoy his time until the timer runs out without some hunter-killing-thumb-looking-unintelligent baffoon to interrupt his time by not sawing off his arm or, Yknow, killing him
Like, get out of here you thumb of a man.
Start of some live blogging (40- ) (Spoilers under the line)
On episode 39,
Mike being kidnapped is hilarious because mf could’ve used like any lie and chose the truth. Now he’s being kidnapped by f***ing captain America and he’s not even hot in this universe.
He could’ve said captain America’s brother’s prize is cannonball and that his job is to stop his death from inevitably happening. Time travels exists so there’s bassically an unlimited amount of lies that could come from that.
Cmon Mikey. It’s soooo much less sexy when captain American kidnaps someone and keeps them there for a month or two.
You still are stupid though. Honestly, if I didn’t feel bad for you, I’d say you deserve this for SUCH a shitty maneuver.
Still haven’t forgiven you for hunter, you cuck. Go suck on that gun captain America has pointed at your back while you’re taking a shit.
Loser.
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☀️ Warrior Nun S2E3 🌙
ok lesgo ok lesgo oklesgo oklesgo oklesgoklesg
First min in and- !!!
"damn it to hell" then the Immediate sign of the cross HAHAHAHAHAHAA ICONIC
also bea actually Forgetting something?/ inconceivable-
ps i love whenever alba's portugese pronunciation shines through 🤩
pps i LOVE!!!! that Thing ava does whwenver she's with bea
where she holds her hands behind her back and rocks back and forth it's so cUTE PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺aaaaaa ykwim right
it's so innocent and adorable u don't get it i CANNOT HANDLE UGH
they are already giving off SUCH golden retriever gf + cool calm collected cat gf energy 🥰
lil shoutout to the thug-detecting scene that was neat
vincent el bastARDO >:((( ok fine the divinium tattoos are pretty cool
yessss ava's ✨cap reverse✨moment
ready to deck a bitch!!!!!
her combat has grown so much i am proud (as is bea i'm sure) :D
that tranq gun takedown was *mwah* perfect
"ava?" "!hi!" shit they're too cute <3
woozy bea is adorable~~~
hahahahaha the way cam yanks the two of them in
reunion scene yay my heart is a little fuller now <333333333
rip yasmine being reduced to a narrative dump character :")
burning question: how did duretti know?????? abt the adriel mole??
but oMG MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEI-
i am vibrating off my chair yesss the montage
YESSSSS the grey habits they look SO CUTEEEEEE costumes dept still on point :D
particularly cam this is such a Look for her
that deliberate snake tempting eve painting backdrop? is that foreSHADOWING i spy?? :)
good lil cam + bea exchange i need more pls (again, valid points from both ends)
"god why have you forsaken me" wait wait what is this
bea's crisis of faith?
i need answers
"just a little theatre" excuse me duretti that was full on fucking torture lmao
good for him lol idm a lil iron maiden threatening
for me he's a meh guy with mostly the right idea but on the good side yknow, sorta the opposite of a likeable antagonist hahaha
NVM burning question answered if the zealots are leaving their tattoos uncovered willy nilly no wonder he found out,, can't cure stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
rip jillian she just wants to science gotta respect that lol
oh and bring her son home (nitpick: that's a weirdass photo lmfao)
but wtaf was that face in the footage uhh
in other news
MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MUSEUM HEIST MU-
helpless old nun!mother superion hahahaha
getaway driver!yasmine hahahaha
okk yasmine development cmon, valid reaction but glad she came in :D
also whose necklace did she get???? mary's????????
oh no cam's horror sequence 😭😭
btw loving the return of the tactical outfits :)) and ava's slicked back short hair is 👌👌👌👌👌
OH SHIT the crown oh shit vincent OH NO OH N
lilith???????
goddam cliffhanger
ANYWAY
NEXT-
#warrior nun#wn#warrior nun season 2#babushkat rambles#i am a simple woman i see museum heist i fall in love#not that i wasn't alr in love#aaaaaaaaaa#ava what have they done with u my babyyyyy#avatrice#babushkat watches warrior nun
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