#HES SO CUNTY LMAOO

[steve-brules-rules]

Can we just talk about Dasein’s side eye game, because oh my god

[haruchi-slit]

WE FIGHT WE BREAK UP, WE KISS WE MAKE UP!

TOJI FUCKING FUSHIGURO!

You had a heated argument with your boyfriend, and the reason's dumb but not really at the same time, he's jealous of your guy co-worker, for taking you to lunch, well no, not really he took you and your other co-workers to lunch cause it's his birthday after all,but that's not what Toji heard from your female co-worker, what a snake!

"You- fuckin' whore, you r-realy think i wouldn't know?" Toji's breath hitched as he drilled his dick in you, "ngh- told you, that it's not what you fucking- think asshole!" you hissed trying to suppress your moans cause you'd knew that if you don't it'll just boost Toji's fucking ego, "Awh trynna suppress your moans huh?, that wouldn't last long you cunty fuckin'- ngh slut" he pulls out his dick and flipped you over, slamming his thick cock in your ass "T-Toji nnn~!" you screamed, but he just responded with a smug smirk, he'd knew you wouldn't last and he knew your weak spots, he pulled your hair back as he whispers on how he's going to get you pregnant and what positions he'd fuck you, " 'm gonna fuck you in missionary, get you fuckin' pregnant, so you won't fuck around with somebody else,yeah?" all you can do is whimper and cry, "Tojii- Fuck you told you it's not what you think!" you tried to explain, but he pulled your hair harder and grabbed your arms together at the back, bucking his hips harder and faster,

what a menace.

"Think I'm gonna believe you, you slut?" "just listen-nn~ Toji- Toji hngh!" "I dare you, explain while i fuck the shit outta you" he mused, knowing you'll not be able to talk, but just whimper and moan.

toxic ain't it? "pleasee- Toji!" moan after moan,tugging on his defined back, decorating deep scratches on it, he slams your delicate body on the soft mattress of your shared bed, crawling up to you- your mouth was full of your saliva, drool on the sides of your lips, god you can't think straight anymore! Toji went between your thighs,his breath getting heavier than usually fanning your slick folds,"where's my brave lil' girl hmm?, c'mon babe show me what you got" he couldn't get enough of embarrassing you, seeing your red face,makes him even more turned on,he sees your perked nipples and lounges his mouth right onto it massaging your other nipple,

your head has literally on cloud nines, forgotten that you had to explain to Toji,

"T-oji- 's toooo much- please!"

"awh don't cry sweet cheeks, we're not even halfway thru your punishment~"

a/n: i got lazy half way thru it lmaoo, do you guys want part two?? sukuna's favorite concubine pt. 4 and also, higuruma content coming up!

[tojisun]

I just thought of an au.

I was watching old F1 clips and the 141 as race car drivers makes me insane.

Like ghost with his black helmet sprayed to have a skull on the front, he argues allot with other racers butting helmets with them (literally). Soap can be quite reckless, has blown his tires and gasket too many times to count. Price is an iconic older driver, knows his way around a track and can drive just about anything. Gaz is new on the scene, young, confident and full of competitiveness. Kinda like lightning McQueen lmaooo

idk enough of f1 to add my lil silly drabbles but i fuck w this so hard i started yelling !!!

okok but— (and bear w me)

ghost butting helmets with other racers but someone on tiktok overlayed a cunty music on top of the video so now them butting heads turned out to look homoerotic LMAOO

when soap does burn through his tires and everything, i just imagine him snapping his helmet off and throwing it on the ground in his frustration, before looking at his car forlornly and, if you get a good angle of his face, you’d see how he just looks so heartbroken oh the poor lad :( like full on pouting

BUT ALSO mmmxmndj him whipping his helmet off and people are blessed with the sight of his overgrown mohawk and his flushed cheeks and his angry furrow and pout— HHHHH

price def would be that man who starts trending because of a properly-timed post of a mini-montage of him dodging things on the tracks, showing off how quick his reflexes are and how topnotch his reaction time is. like he’s just so damn fluid in the tracks, it’s addicting to see him race

LIGHTNING MCGAZ OH I ADORE god yk im just imagining gaz being dismissed when he debuted because yk people expected a little bit of flunking and even minute crashes, or even exploding tires, etc. and he started off slow, trailing about third in the lineup, so people weren’t that awed. but no one hinged on the possibility that he has more to give and gaz ends up winning his first race (and multiple more after that) through diabolical overtakes. HHHHH i can see it so vividly im frothing

god i love this sm </333

@talooolaaloolla @iite-cool babes look!!

[quartztwst]

No bc why is your header kinda cunty

LMAOO HE LITERALLY SCARES ME EVERYTIME I SCROLL UP ON MY IPAD BRO HES SO SCARY 😭😭

[soaps-mohawk]

I got my nails done and I feel so cunty.

Would any of the 141 do their nails? Maybe not acrylics, but would they paint their nails and stuff like that?

Ghost does his with sharpies 😂

Idk why that was my first thought lmaoo

I could see Soap doing it just for fun. He gets bored and needs to do something with his hands so he just paints his nails some obnoxiously bright color and loves it so much it's become a regular thing.

I could see Gaz doing it like if his SO asks him if they can. He'd secretly like it and lets them do it whenever they ask.

Price, I don't think so. I could see him getting into manicures once his SO finally broke him down and took him to get one. He'd probably like having his hands massaged after years of probably not taking care of them lol.

[sugar-omi]

hi um. i am Very sorry i'm late. work and classes have been beating my ASS and i am lowkey going thru the motions rn lmao lmao... it's ok tho. i have my sweethearts with me and it's all gonna be a-okay! that goes for all of you btw, if life's kicking your ass rn i'm giving you all the power to kick its ass BACK

and to make up for my absence, i'm letting you all in on a very special tidbit i recently found out that made me want to swallow pulverized pig guts from how MORTIFIED i was

so. archie's been getting into our life, right? and that's all well and good, but then he mentions that he's found himself doomscrolling on tumblr when he doesn't have anything to do.

and you won't guess what he found.

THAT'S RIGHT OMI. I ACCIDENTALLY MADE YOU A NEW FAN. SAY HI TO ARCHIE!!!

somehow saro still hasn't caught on. that or he's surprisingly good at hiding the fact that he has. myrette (pretty elderflower cordial girl) HAS NO IDEA I TALK ABOUT HER. it's lit.

anyway if i know archie he's either gonna send a request at an ungodly hour of the night OR he already has. keep your eyes peeled omi!

LMAOO I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN omg okay. I will keep my eyes peeled... making ME NERVOUS!! WTF!!!! well. if he's seeing this rn, hiii archie, we are all fans of YOU🤭 n the absolute dolls you've romanced. keep being endlessly dazzling, im eating it up

ALSO DO NOT BE MORTIFIED. I TOLD YOU. YOUVE WON IN LIFE OOMF!!! YOU ARE TOO CUNTY, TOO POWERFUL, TOO BEAUTIFUL N SEXY TO EVER BE EMBARRASSING!!! (that's what i tell myself anyway. I think it works. beautiful ppl cant be embarrassing, its impossible🗿)

n it's okay!!!! dw, I know life is busy n stuffff. plus you've sped run dating so i do not expect many updates now lmao. ALSO MYRETTE IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME??? my god oomf.... share the pretty people, please. I'm begging you...

[milkbath69]

Heyy

I remember you were you saying that you dislike tlb fanon bc it was ooc... so what do you imagine the boys would be like, then?

Why do you like the greasers? Is it solely because of canon or do personal headcanons make them appeal to you?

I think I like Zoe because she's aggressive and assertive. I've always admired girls who stand up for themselves, especially if it's in a cunty, firey way. Fearless, I guess. Brave. But yeah, I see what you mean about Jimmy and Zoe's romance being rushed.

Love the little devil horns for Jimmy...I would honestly wear them year round if I could get away with it.

Do you play Jimmy as more 'nice' in the game? Or do you make him a ruthless asshole? I was... mostly nice. Ocassionally, I would antagonize the nerds or the jocks, if they pissed me off. I also weirdly loved driving the lawn mower from the mini game. I even saw a lawnmower you could drive irl and I was tempted to steal it. Weird times.

Do you have a favourite Gorillaz character? Or are you solely into the music? I like Murdoc because he's a fruity satanist. He's undeniably a piece if shit, but idk... I relate to the misfit aspect of his character. And what songs do you like by the band? Off the top of my head, it would be rhinestone eyes, on Melancholy Hill.

I also wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. I hope you have an awesome night and all the best for the upcoming year.

for the lost boys mm all the stuff that i have seen has been x reader stuff and its been uh not great... from what ive seen people tend to make them like instantly fall in love with the reader because she is just SO different from everyone else on the boardwalk or she's just unafraid of them or some other dumb reason and like that doesnt make sense at all?? like did we all watch the same movie they kill people they killed that boardwalk security officer and he sure as hell wasnt afraid of them. i guess in my mind theyre a lot more gay (seriously why is the reader always a female did we watch the same movie they wanted michael BAD) a lot more violent, and a lot more bitchy because they arent nice people in the slightest and i think its a little ridiculous how fanon makes it seem like they are OR they would be just for y/n because people lets be real. michael emerson was the y/n and they were pretty bitchy to him

to be honest i like the greasers the most because of their outfits and i think their theme is the best (though all the clique themes are so good) i dont really interact in fandom spaces much besides fanart or fanfiction so i dont really have any headcanons for them. i did hear one of them say "stay gold ponyboy" as i was running through the autoshop once which i liked bc surprise!!! im also a big outsiders fan

i can see why people are fans of zoe bur for me she was introduced too late for those parts of her personality to really show yk? her character as a whole felt like a big afterthought to me especially in the cut scenes with jimmy

oh i was a cunt with jimmy. i beat up like everybody every chance i got LMAOO around like 50% of my gameplay was just me beating up people who didn't deserve it. i would be fighting with the adult townies, jocks, greasers, prefects, basically EVERYONE. most of the time they had it coming though. they kept insulting the fit! they had to be beaten up. i do remember one time i made jimmy stay up all night fighting people at the carnival and when he woke up HE HAD NO CLOTHES??? WHO ROBBED HIS ASS?? WHO WAS SO DESPERATE THEY NEEDED A FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS SHIRT, SHOES, PANTS, DEVIL HORNS, AND THE LITTLE BRACELETS??? LIKE ??

my fav character would probably be russell but tbh after around the song machine? i think ? i stopped listening to their new albums. cracker island just sounds so bad and dont even get me started on that GOD AWFUL album art. i have so many gorillaz songs i like its hard to choose.. i got introduced to them by rhinestone eyes so thatll always hold a special place in my heart and plastic beach as a whole is my favorite album. i think maybe 5/4 or sleeping powder might be my favorites but its hard to choose

thank you!!! happy new years to you too!! i hope you have a good year aswell!! im actually going to be able to go to the outsiders museum from like january 8th to the following monday idk the exact date so im starting my year off right :p

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok forgetting moment pt. 20 I left the note where I wrote this open and can’t rmr if I actually sent it or not so if I did please delete this LMAO

FRRR I also really enjoy the panel where he has a lot of dark shadows on his face and he’s telling nagi not to get cocky after he was like “am I really a genius?”

RIN you getting inspiration for Rin is actually kinda crazy LMAOO but omg kiyora??? Your blog is just side character paradise atp but wait I’m kinda curious what else is in line in your inbox (if it’s not a secret you’re trying to keep LOL)

Karasu Shidou new duo coming soon move over Otoya /j but they definitely match each others freak LMAOO I bet Karasu’s like “your freaky but also extraordinary so I can respect you” and shidous just “yahoo!! Karasu chan!!” LOL

Karasu IS dad material he’s just the man of all men >>>> he would totally just lift his kid up and stare at them like “damn this extraordinary kid is MINE???”

I CANT WAIT FOR KARASU ARGUING WITH THE REF LMAOOOO and the stripper king scene is too funny!! Im also very excited for the moment that Barou and Nagi accidentally head butt each other HAHAHA

No because that’s so real I used to be SOOO into jjk and now it’s just kinda…..I am glad that the rollercoaster of a really confusing story is coming to an end so the suffering can stop but oh my…really hoping gege decides to put a bit of effort in for the ending!!!

Also I saw the pictures from your other ask reply and OMGGG THEYRE GORGEOUS!!! Looks like it was sm fun too! Hope you’re feeling better now and that your doctor has a solution for your nausea symptoms!

- Karasu anon

LMAO okay so you did send this in HOWEVER tumblr didn’t notify me?? which is why i took so long to respond despite now being at home and back to my chronically online ways (albeit jet lagged and still suffering from a migraine but we up) so it’s all good that you resent it HAHAAH

that panel is so villainous but so good HDJFLSKS like he looks EVILLLL but in such a cunty way!! i love how they’ve been juxtaposing karasu and nagi as of late…not just in personality but even in looks/drawing style they’re truly such opposites that their panels together slap SO hard 😮‍💨 definitely not biased because those two are my favs nope not at all

NO THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like if an idea for NAGI (my number one my baby the loml) can give me RIN inspiration it can truly happen to anyone 😬 imagine i try writing for karasu and then all of a sudden isagi is there?? like bro fuck off why are you wiggling your way into a plot that is NOT for you 😓 AND YES KIYORA I’M SO EXCITED tbh there’s lowkey no info abt kiyora even on the wiki so it’s time for me to take mad liberties with his character 😏 which i do love doing hehehe so i’m hype!! i’m so glad to be a safe space for side character enjoyers 🙏🏻 the more obscure the better…lowkey it’s so fun to write for characters like kiyora because i can truly write whatever and it’s so hard to make him ooc because what character does he even have to be in yk 😭 any “oocness” is just me giving him depth etc etc it may make the fic outdated once more comes out on him but me personally idc + i’m always spot on so 🥱 (mostly /j although in doing one of my current requests i realized that the reader calls kaiser a dog in the instrument and now it’s been revealed that his fav animals are stray dogs so maybe i’m onto smth fr 🫣)

LMAO no secrets here!! i have a note with my current requests so i’ll just paste that here 😄 they’re in chronological order of when the req was made but i fear i am NOT completing/posting them in that order 😟

[Secret gaming buddies — hiori

Prodigies — hiori

Singing reader — karasu

Karasu anon requests (any)

Classmates/friends to lovers — nagi

Karasu anon requests pt 2 (any)

Vague prompt — karasu or zantetsu

Cherry tree pt 2 — rin

The instrument pt 2 — kaiser (abt to post this one after i respond to some asks and take a post-riding lesson shower FJSKSK)

Vague prompt — kiyora]

vague prompt just means the person requested a character and literally nothing else HAHA but also yeah…as you can see karasu nation has been busy…although there are a couple of popular characters thrown in there!! i think once i post pt2 of the instrument i’ll probably get more reqs because atm i haven’t done a req since the last part of fwtkac and since that wasn’t answering an ask (since it was multiparts) lowkey people have probably forgotten i opened reqs back up again for bllk 😭 anyways hoping to get some more of these out of the way now that i have more free time and am not busily vacationing/writing karasu’s version of bfb (still cannot believe that’s the longest bllk fic i’ve written so far 😩)

HAHAAH EXACTLY like karasu acknowledges shidou’s freak but he’s undeniably talented/not mediocre so karasu has no choice but to be gang with him…meanwhile shidou is in it for the vibes + he thinks the bullshit karasu says abt erotic left legs and whatnot is super funny so they get along very well 😭 rip tabieita but i fear i am now a ryutabi TRUTHER 🤩 jkjk but no actually i’m going to make them besties at some point even if it’s just in a smau (although the otoya + shidou duo is also hilarious so dare i say trio?? and then yukimiya can get actually normal somewhat mature friends like reo and barou 😰)

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like bro is starstruck that he somehow managed to create something so perfect 🥹 honestly he already has parenting experience (dealing with pxg) i just know he’s prepared and ready for it

OMG YES literally any and all nagi + barou interactions i’m so excited because i miss them being together so much 😭 BEST bllk duo no question i cannot wait for them to be reunited post nel (because despite what the haters say nagi is NOT going anywhere and barou is eating it up atm so safe to say he’s staying)

i agree completely…i think it’s a mix of the pacing just not being enjoyable to me weekly + everyone dying + me getting busy with irl and then becoming super into bllk as soon as i had free time that just really made me so lukewarm!! i think it’s impressive what gege has managed to create and for sure what he does well he does EXCELLENTLY so i’m not here to hate as some people have been doing however i do think the writing is not always as good as it’s hyped up to be either (cough female characters cough) and there’s def spots that make me go “hm” 😔 i’m hoping the ending is satisfying and wraps up any loose ends but we’ll see…anyways leaks tn for jjk i think so ig we can get a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen based on the chapter!!

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL OVER THERE FR like sometimes i’d just stand there and be like “wow this feels like the set of a movie” it literally just didn’t even seem real at times 😭 probably going to call the doctor at some point this week and hopefully they offer good solutions because i’m still dizzy even lying in bed at home 😓

[zeciex]

This is a bit late but if you allow me to I'd still like to give my opinion on your question about Aemond and him being OOC or less repressed than he should've been!! I personally like your version of him very much and think you've portrayed him really well so far! He's cunty and repressed enough. By trying to make him even more repressed than he already is, well, I think there's always the danger of going overboard with it(him being cuntier though…I don't have anything against that lmaoo). This is my personal opinion of course as I'm sure others will disagree but many authors mistakenly did this in the past and their Aemond came across as too emotionally constipated (and made him act quite stupidly at times lol), not to mention that in the process of that Alicent was also villainized, intentionally or not, as the sole cause of Aemond's repression since the line of thinking was that she indoctrinated him into only caring about duty and sometimes also into avidly following the Faith of the Seven thus giving a lot of religious meaning behind his behavior (as an addition I don't necessarily think that every author had something personal with Alicent and went out of their way to portray her negatively on purpose, but many readers are definitely very unfair and lash out against her all the time as if she isn't a medieval woman in a medieval time who acts accordingly and not like a modern day woman).

Again as a personal opinion, I do think this interpretation of Aemond being the most dutiful out there is a based a lot more on fanon rather than canon. Even in the show he provokes a scandal at the dinner by obviously going against his mother's wishes and I'd argue that chasing Luke on his war dragon is far from being the action of a dutiful son, even if he didn't intend to kill him. For someone who views himself as the dutiful son, as a reader of history and philosophy (this line was so hilarious, like he obviously thinks highly of himself) he had to realize that going after an envoy would be a bad idea because there's no way he ever though his mother would've ever been okay with the idea. But he put his own feelings and personal vendetta against Luke above duty and sadly we saw the result of that... He is no Aegon obviously as in someone who disregards everything about duty and goes out whoring and drinking but I also don't think he's someone who would blindly do everything his mother and grandfather tell him to do.

If we go by book canon, then he's even less dutiful especially when taking his relationship with Alys into account. While yes, a man (married or unmarried) taking a lover and fathering bastards isn't something out of the ordinary in their world, there is the possibility that he did marry her (personally, I doubt it and doubt the show will go with this version but you never know) like she implied to have happened. Point is, these aren't the actions of a dutiful man because by marrying a lowborn woman and a supposed witch he's endangering the alliance with the Baratheons, something Aegon/the Greens absolutely need so they can win the civil war. In conclusion, the fact that his actions and behavior are only driven by duty to his family are true only to a point. There's basis in both canons that he's perfectly capable of making decisions that go against duty. In your story for example I don't think it's going to be OOC for him if in the end he decides to make moves against Alicent's probable decision to betroth him to one of the Baratheon ladies and pushes for a marriage to Daenera instead (even if Daenera will be forced to marry him like you said it will happen? correct me if wrong) even if in the front of his family he will justify that decision as something good for the Greens (but we know better why he'll do it).

Ultimately, you, as an author, should write what you personally think is best for your story!! I mean what is the point in publishing something you don't feel satisfied with? Readers will come and go and not every single one of them will love every writing choice you make. Whether your Aemond (or any other character) acts like in canon or not is a very tricky question considering he's being put into new situations and meeting new characters and it's only natural there will always be some disagreement amongst readers because many of us interpret his character differently even in canon. Again, so far you've done great with his characterization especially considering the nature of your story - an Aemond x an OC/daughter of Rhaenyra pairing - which is also quite tricky in itself!! Due to the high numbers stories with this kind of pairing many tend to be formulaic lately (for example it's far more common to put all the pressure on Aemond and have him renounce his family, switch sides and swear allegiance to the Blacks just so he can get with the woman he allegedly loves while the opposite almost never happens - not that it would've been more realistic if that happened instead, just saying) but so far you've done great to differentiate your story and bring a more unique interpretation!

You don't understand how much this message means to me.

I've been in a slump lately with writing, and this really helps with giving me more of a perspective. Sometimes when I write something every day for so long, you kind of go blind to the characters and the writing itself, so hearing another perspective definitely helps.

And you're totally right! Aemond is dutiful and loyal and the 'good' son (I mean, we haven't seen Daeron, but I've heard he really is the GOOD son, ya know?)-- but we also see that he is easily riled up, he lets his emotions get the best of him, he is so set on revenge and taking what he considers his right that he goes blind to duty. He is reckless. And I think I work within that recklessness.

And I think that is also where the similarities between Aemond and Daenera reside. They both try to do their duty, they both contort themselves and try and be what is needed of them... But they're also very emotional and reckless. If they really were as dutiful as they believe themselves to be, then none of this would have happened. They wouldn't have started anything. But they did. And now they're facing the consequences.

Since we're nearing the show, I will be working towards Aemond falling in line with the depiction of the show (though I mean, he will also be MY Aemond, he's just going to be what he has to be.). He will be firmly team Green and Daenera firmly team Black, and that is something I will chip away at, though I will start with Daenera. BUT the seed of it has already been sown, and we will see it next chapter and see it watered and growing over the course of the rest of the story.

It's funny, because Aemond appears as this stoic, restrained and collected person, and he thinks himself like that, but we see him blow up multiple times and get all emotional and shit. So saying that he's totally repressed isn't quite true. He sows his emotions a lot, well, the bad emotions. And in, my story, I play with his internal struggle because 1. He hasn't seen what love should be like when growing up, and that shit leaves marks. 2. Such things as love has always been pushed aside for duty. 3. Love scares him, because its something he doesn't know or understand. Aemond very much loves Daenera, but he can't fully identify that, and even if somewhere deep inside of him he does, he can't accept it fully because that makes him weak. It is like handing over his heart. And then, at the same time, he acknowledges that he wants her. But because he hasn't seen/know love, and he doesn't understand it, he becomes possessive over it. He wants it like he wants the throne, like he wanted a dragon.

Sorry, I went on a tangent and I properly haven't made myself clear.

BUT!! This really helped me!! It put my Aemond into perspective and it helped me reconcile with my doubts about him.

--I also want to say that since I started this story, I've come to see Alicent in a more sympathetic light. I really like her character. That being said, given we follow Daenera a lot, the story will reflect her apprehension about her and such. And given Alicent's dislike of Daenera, we will see that reflected in their relationship as well. //I often think of how similar Daenera and Alicent really are. Neither would like the comparison.//

[oqiwans]

lmaoo his little cunty cat smirk he’s so unbothered pls he’s so fucking funny

[ebbarights]

doing liveblog under cut again

hiphop girlie kendall is back <3

HUG AGAIN

roman got his hair re-nazied for the norway trip or what

shiv's lil outfit <3

lil personal info i got my period today and i'm crying at absolutely everything (like because ernie and bert have such a good relationship) and i Do Not understand what anyone is talking about in this scene

i'm not a tom fan i am however a fan of his cunty little turtleneck

roman hanging out of the window of the car like a golden retriever

has someone gifed roman smiling after they offer to kill tom because i need to reblog that 3,000 times

SNAKES ON A PLANE okay that was so lame that i laughed out loud

the soundtrack is so dissonant

TOM OF SIOBHAN SAMEEEEEEEE

i love romelukas as much as the next guy but matsson is so painfully straight with the entire hug situation

they all look so tiny in their little outfits

no sorries for lukas? uwu <- idk i immediately thought of miette but then. i like miette

succession is thee microexpression show

i think matsson is the most irritating guy on the show because he's the most like people who piss me off irl. like the ticket guy at the cinema who used to pull the ticket back when i went to take it and then said that i fell for it

roman's tummy hurts soooo bad rn

it's neither a good nor a bad thing but it's so weird to me that greg is greying

"da quad squad, da family" - "da fuck?" i think shiv could become an improv comedian if the whole waystar thing doesn't work out.. first negotiation 102 now this

"incestuös släktträff" lukas you do know that the crucial word there is the exact same in english right

i do love it when roman's eyebrows do the .\ ı /. thing

at this point i really hope shiv doesn't fuck lukas because she deserves so much better

VAULTER CALLBACK!!

krank is soo real they're so cute hanging out in front of the sauna

i think ebba is my new favourite character

noo ebba don't dance with greg ur so pretty aha

HUG

i wish i hadn't read about the blood thing before because what the fuck matsson lmao poor ebba

more people should tell greg to shut up

roy sib floor timee

poor connor having to do that shit alone. like it's not okay that he sends a picture but i get it he shouldn't be the only one to have to see that

kendall being like hey rome he's pissing that's your thing lmaoo

my head is too period-y to figure out what this means

i looooove jess' outfit

kinda love how reversed the sibs' emotions are in comparison with the last episode. it's shiv time babeeeey <3

[underthemoonlighsheshines]

Mo Dao Zu Shi: Wanjie Pian Commentary Pt. 1

Season 3 of MDZS

Episode 1:

Kiliggg yieee HHAHAHAHAHHAIHIHIHIHIIHI

HAHAHAHA OFC HES CHANGED HES IN LOVE WITH YOUUUUU AHHAHAH LOLLL

Yes yes Lan Zhan also likes being around you very much wei ying hehehehe

yess daddyy hahahaha

YI CITY ARC LETS GOOOO

Episode 2:

Why is XUE YANG SO FINE THO? SO CUNTY SO EVVILL nooooo

YASSS ITS BECAUSE OF HIS HUSBAND HEHE <3

Not Jin Ling calling Wei Ying's "Spicy Glutinnous Rice Porridge" poison hahaha

Doing uncle duties hahaha

ohh cutiesss HAHAHHA

HAHAHHA LMAOO BOTH OF THEM AHAHHA

Episode 3:

this was truly cruel of xue yang to do :(

... the look on Wei Ying as he also got hit by what Xue Yang said :( It wasnt his fauly

noooo :(

to be continued in pt 2

[dollwrites]

Hi! YESSS the hound from game of thrones!! I want that man so bad oh my god 😩 I’ve been in love with him since the first time I ever saw him in the show but the scene where the guy was like are you gonna die over some chicken? And he was like someone is 😐 it was OVER for me. I’m pretty sure in the books he’s supposed to be like 6’8 too, literally makes me tear up thinking about it 😭 the way Sansa is kinda in love with him in the books, she’s so me lol.

You do NOT have to be ashamed about viserys iii he literally started my obsession with Targaryen men 🤭 I still think that he’s probably the best representation of what Targaryen men are supposed to look like, he’s so damn pretty my god. I was kinda sad he died so quickly just because he was so nice to look at lol. The scene of him in the bath 👀 also if you read about him in the book it’s honestly really sad, he lived a really tragic life it’s honestly no wonder he turned out so awful.

Girl are we gonna have to talk about got now that you’re watching it 👀 got was my favorite show of all time before hotd started. I actually didn’t have high hopes for hotd because I loved got so much I thought it couldn’t compare. There are way too many characters in got that I love and/or want to fuck 😭 in hotd there’s only like 3 characters that I really care about but with got there’s such a long list lol.

Girl aegon kinda annoys me because ain’t no way any man deserves two whole wives 🤨 I love him and his wives tho especially visenya 😏 visenya is the definition of girlboss lmao she had girls admiring her almost 300 years later. But do NOT get me started about Maegor GOOD GOD NOW THATS A MAN 😭 like a buff mean as hell Targaryen?? I literally can’t take him 😩 he literally waited for aegon to die because he said balerion was the only dragon worthy of him, the fucking aura (and audacity) of this man lmao. I’ll have to send you a TikTok of some of his official/fan art it’s so good

Tell me when you get to cunty alicent I love her so much in the books lol. I have such a weakness for bitchy mean women, no matter what I watch the mean girl will always be my favorite. I would literally give anything for alicent to be mean to me 🥲 in the first season when she told leanor that maybe someday a kid would look like him I was so excited thinking we were getting book alicent but we haven’t really seen her since 😭

Also of course lmk when you get to aemond! I’m so interested to see what you think and if you like show aemond better

I will definitely send you aegon TikTok’s, they range from either really cute or really sad there’s no in between lol. Or horny lol I forget sometimes that he’s a huge whore, when he told baela if you ever wish to know what it’s like to be truly satisfied all you have to do is ask 👀

My mom also liked daemon until he killed aegons son, she was so so angry after that like she acted like daemon just killed her own son LOL she was like I’m so beyond disgusted I never want to see his face again 😡 like as if she just broke up with him lmaoo. She doesn’t like aemond either tho but she knows better than to trash talk him, there’s a rule in my house that there will be no negative talk about aemond not even a word lol. My mom’s so weird tho she loved viserys, like out of everyone you like him 🤨 disturbing tbh…

No literally I just don’t see it when people say that daemon is the most interesting character like all his scenes are boring 🥱 (can you tell I really fucking hate daemon lol). It was so hilarious to me that he literally threw a tantrum like a 4 year old when nyra was mad at him for killing aegons son, he really went “why are you mad at me for killing a baby 😖” and stormed out, abandoning his wife and children during active war lmao. Also was it just me who burst out laughing when he turned around in the aemond cosplay?? That just proves to me that aemond is way more attractive because he looked so fucking stupid dressed as aemond lmao

I still will never understand how daemon is a fan favorite, and why people judge aemond and aegon for their morals but daemon gets a pass. People are fucking awful about the greens sometimes, especially aegon. I’ve seen people on tiktok and twitter say that if you like aegon you must be a rapist, or if you like aemond/aegon you’re a terrible person, piece of shit, have no morals, etc etc. but with all the bad shit daemons done it’s crickets. People even say him and nyra are couples goals 🤢 and literally just today I saw a big group of people say you can’t be a feminist and team green, like my god it’s just a tv show for Christ sake lmao. the fandom can really be insufferable at times, they took the whole team green verses team black way too seriously to the point that they attack people who like the other side. It’s so annoying like just let me enjoy my immoral pookies 🙄

Tbh in my own hc world aegon is king and aemond and him don’t hate each other and all the dragons are safe 🥲 and alicent has a gf. And I get to fuck all three… lol but no really I wish the dragons didn’t have to fight each other it’s the worst part of the whole war. Especially sunfyre he’s so young and cheerful and beautiful 😭 like you know vhagar is my favorite but I would honestly rather see her die than sunfyre, vhagar is so old and probably ready to go lol but sunfyre is literally a ray of sunshine, it’s like watching a puppy die ☹️ I love his relationship with aegon, I desperately want to save them both lol.

Omg aegon and his wives three way perhaps? 👀 and aegon ii fic you say!? You’re spoiling me lol. Listen with alicent I think we’re gonna need a show alicent fic and then a book alicent fic once you get to her, you could do cunty alicent perfectly 🙏 I’m not gonna judge you for the Jace fic lol even though I hate his character I love the guy that plays him, and he leveled up so hard this season with the long curly hair so I kinda get it tbh. I’m so excited for January, seeing/reading about aemond through your eyes is going to kill me 😭 when I sent you the first ask months ago I didn’t think anything would really come of it, but I’m so glad that you love aemond now 🤭

HELLO MY BELOVED HOTD NONNIE !! Happy holidays if you celebrate any 💚💚 I MISSED TALKING TO YOU

Okay I don’t know if I’ve said this or not I apologize if I’m repeating myself but I’ve only ever seen season 1 so this is like my first time officially watching the full thing! I’m almost done with season 3 now ( dreading the red wedding episode 😭 ) but Robb you sexy idiot—

I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF YOU HAD A CONSISTENT FAVE FROM EVERY SEASON I’m doing this thing with my bffs where I’m giving them my top 3 faves from each season and so far it’s been like

1. Jorah, Ned, Drogo

2. Jorah, Hound, Jaqen

3. Jorah, Hound, Ramsay

I’m ready to be roasted for this… SKSKKSKS I can’t help it, I get dreamy over either old men or men that would kill so easily ( Jaqen oml )

Sighs dreamily… Jorah…

I see a thick old man and suddenly I’m barking HAHAH

FIRE & BLOOD !! I’m like past the part where rhaenyra took the crown. I’m actually in awe at the way the throne is rejecting her AND THE WAY THEY COMPARE HER TO MAEGOR ?! I cringed when I heard what the white worm wanted to do to Alicent and Helaena like ok I actually like the white worm in the show I don’t remember her real name bc she’s not that important to me slsks but in the books ?! Die. Die a million times. Idc if she considers it justice for the lowborn, its disgusting and I wanted to VOM

Book aemond… babe you did not adequately prepare me for him AHHH he’s so sexy BUT IM PISSED BC I THINK I SAW SOME ART OF HOW HE DIES… do not tell me that LAMEon kills him… I will CRASH OUT

NOT THE DAEMON IN AEMOND COSPLAY I was like mortified I was so excited to see our man and then he turned around and I was like

I’m tired of his ass !!! Also since I’ve been in the fandom I’ve noticed the fans on the nyra’s side are so delusional 🤨 they bring up that the show creators are “obviously team green” but like if that’s true they wouldn’t cut out nyra’s cruelty, they wouldn’t have just MADE UP the Criston / Alicent shit to make her seem like a hypocrite ( which she wasn’t lmao her husband was dead who tf cares ), they also created the whole aemond aegon rooks rest drama like outta nowhere?? REMIND ME AGAIN HOW TJE CREATORS PREFER THE GREENS—

Sorry, you have already been saying this I know but I FINALLY UNDERSTAND

All the dragon fighting is HURTING my heart, especially watching GOT they keep referencing it and even the chapters in fire & blood are called the dying of dragons and IT MAKES ME SO SAD Vermithor is my fave now, granny Vhagar is second, and I think probably Sunfyre, Dreamfyre, and Silverwing 🥺 but I also think the cannibal is sick sounding, I wonder if we’ll see it and sheep stealer next season ??

IVE BEEN SO ANNOYING ABOUT AEGON, VISENYA, RHAENYS, AND MAEGOR SPECIFICALLY! Bc I’m going to write for them I’ve been fan casting ! Maegor my fancast is Henry Cavill specifically as geralt which may be a basic answer but I think he’s big and square enough 😂😂

I probably will not write for Jahaerys bc that man PMO SO BAD. He didn’t deserve my baby Vermithor !!! Pussy King bad dad skskskks Alysanne my angle though 💚

YEAH SO WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY.. the aegon i fic will have both wives involved ��THE AEMOND FICS IVE BEEN WORKING ON… there’s one that’s just like a set of headcanons that involve him reinstating the right to first night 😏 and there’s a couple of other scenarios that I don’t want to give away until they’re ready bc I want them to be a surprise for you!! ( I also may have a hound hc post ANd a Ramsay fic in the works too )

Also I have to thank you so much for the tiktoks you sent!! I went through a rough couple of weeks and I was so happy to take my mind off it with our BD 💚💚

[frumdyke]

i was following along when he read from the book and he kept paraphrasing himself lmaoo. anyway heres a some other bits

- said he was wearing "the stinky sweater" but he's not stinky. he got someone from the audience to sniff him

- insta ask that was like "i love your eyes so much i printed you out and cut out your eyeballs and put them on my pillow and pretend 🤷"

- so so sooo much slit talk. he confirmed phil messed with his with makeup

- "the dan and phil house. i mean the phouse"

- mentioned the Bisexual Underboob again (i think for the selfie?)

- said cunty in pig latin at one point. untycay.

- "click to add text" in the slideshow. it had a little loop de loop transition on it

- one of the questions was like "your fanfic stuff is good. will you ever write a fiction book" and he answered by making up more nordvpn fic

theres more but i forgorr

okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)

- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didn’t want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour

- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)

- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everything’s fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)

- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event

- it is also giving this

- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said “okay have fun at work sweetie” (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)

- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him

- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss

- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didn’t love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted “it’s cunty” he replies: “oh it’s cunty is it?” then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol

- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)

- then brought out dan’s slit (box used to put questions in before the show)

- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:

- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: “cheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be broken”

- fave comfort show: “the office - is the office a bit millennial? it isn’t as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? that’s where my internalised homophobia is from”

- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes

- will he ever judge drag race: he didn’t want to when he was asked because he didn’t want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing

- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesn’t have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that aren’t close

- i can’t remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles “i literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come on”

- another tour? “do you guys want that” *screaming* “what would it be?” *dan and phil games screams* “well 👀👀”

- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* “maybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlight”

- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: “what in the baby reindeer? yes i did”

- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including

- piss

- will you wear wigs

- when will you wear wigs

- how long is your big toe “six centimetres - i don’t have a big toe im just a long person”

- pee pee poo poo time

- what were the other names for the book: “you will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it “you are messed up read this to fix your issues” but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn instead”

- i genuinely can’t remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add

- then read the author’s note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. “it is an honour to have created this”

- took a selfie with everyone

- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said “aww you guys are so gay”

- then said “if you enjoyed seeing me in person… i’ll see you again very soon”

this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!

and here are all the pics i got!!

[creedslove]

MARI!!! I won't be on here tomorrow to wish you an amazing Christmas so here I am lmaoo massive thank you and I love you to you!!! I hope that you are gonna be okay tomorrow and if there is anything my inbox is always open for you (or anyone for that matter haha)!

Love you 💕💕💌💌

(also how is he so cunty in this pic lmaoo)

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABYYYY!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND I MISSED YOU THE WHOLE DAY!!!

Dave is always cunty, I hope I find him under my Christmas tree 🥰🥰🥰 love you ❤️

[shining-like-fireworks13]

Top 22 Lyrics From Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

Hey, y’all! It’s been a month since Speak Now TV was released, so I thought I could list the best lyrics from each song in the album.

Disclaimer: This doesn’t mean that some of the lyrics here are the best written ones from the song. I also took into account the line delivery and level of cuntiness lmaoo sorry not sorry 💋💋💋

“I was a flight risk with a fear of falling, wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts” - Mine (Taylor’s Version)

“Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around” - Sparks Fly (Taylor’s Version)

“You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye” - Back To December (Taylor’s Version)

“It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be” - Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

“I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town” - Dear John (Taylor’s Version)

“All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean” - Mean (Taylor’s Version

“I’ve never heard silence quite this loud” - The Story Of Us (Taylor’s Version)

“I just realized everything I have is, someday, gonna be gone” - Never Grow Up (Taylor’s Version)

“My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again” - Enchanted (Taylor’s Version)

“I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling, and she thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things” - Better Than Revenge (Taylor’s Version)

“Lost your balance on a tight rope, lost your mind trying to get it back” - Innocent (Taylor’s Version)

“Can’t breathe whenever you’re gone, can’t turn back, now I’m haunted” - Haunted (Taylor’s Version)

“You can plan for a change in the weather and time, but I never planned on you changing your mind” - Last Kiss (Taylor’s Version)

“If you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please, tell ’em my name” - Long Live (Taylor’s Version)

“I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you” - Ours (Taylor’s Version)

“Right here, wishing the flowers were from you, wishing the card was from you, wishing the call was from you” - Superman (Taylor’s Version)

“Got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life” - Electric Touch (feat. Fall Out Boy) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“When Emma falls in love, it's all on her face, hangs in the air like stars in outer space” - When Emma Falls in Love (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“I can see you being my addiction, you can see me as a secret mission” - I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“And here I sit alone behind walls of regret, falling down like promises that I never kept” - Castles Crumbling (feat. Hayley Williams) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“Foolish one, the day is gonna come for your confessions of love, when all is said and done, he just wasn't the one” - Foolish One (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“Time breaks down your mind and body, don’t you let it touch your soul” - Timeless (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

Sooo, if you’re reading this far just know that I love you for taking your time to read this absolutely unnecessary post <333