#HES SO CUNTY LMAOO

[steve-brules-rules]

Can we just talk about Dasein’s side eye game, because oh my god

[haruchi-slit]

WE FIGHT WE BREAK UP, WE KISS WE MAKE UP!

TOJI FUCKING FUSHIGURO!

You had a heated argument with your boyfriend, and the reason's dumb but not really at the same time, he's jealous of your guy co-worker, for taking you to lunch, well no, not really he took you and your other co-workers to lunch cause it's his birthday after all,but that's not what Toji heard from your female co-worker, what a snake!

"You- fuckin' whore, you r-realy think i wouldn't know?" Toji's breath hitched as he drilled his dick in you, "ngh- told you, that it's not what you fucking- think asshole!" you hissed trying to suppress your moans cause you'd knew that if you don't it'll just boost Toji's fucking ego, "Awh trynna suppress your moans huh?, that wouldn't last long you cunty fuckin'- ngh slut" he pulls out his dick and flipped you over, slamming his thick cock in your ass "T-Toji nnn~!" you screamed, but he just responded with a smug smirk, he'd knew you wouldn't last and he knew your weak spots, he pulled your hair back as he whispers on how he's going to get you pregnant and what positions he'd fuck you, " 'm gonna fuck you in missionary, get you fuckin' pregnant, so you won't fuck around with somebody else,yeah?" all you can do is whimper and cry, "Tojii- Fuck you told you it's not what you think!" you tried to explain, but he pulled your hair harder and grabbed your arms together at the back, bucking his hips harder and faster,

what a menace.

"Think I'm gonna believe you, you slut?" "just listen-nn~ Toji- Toji hngh!" "I dare you, explain while i fuck the shit outta you" he mused, knowing you'll not be able to talk, but just whimper and moan.

toxic ain't it? "pleasee- Toji!" moan after moan,tugging on his defined back, decorating deep scratches on it, he slams your delicate body on the soft mattress of your shared bed, crawling up to you- your mouth was full of your saliva, drool on the sides of your lips, god you can't think straight anymore! Toji went between your thighs,his breath getting heavier than usually fanning your slick folds,"where's my brave lil' girl hmm?, c'mon babe show me what you got" he couldn't get enough of embarrassing you, seeing your red face,makes him even more turned on,he sees your perked nipples and lounges his mouth right onto it massaging your other nipple,

your head has literally on cloud nines, forgotten that you had to explain to Toji,

"T-oji- 's toooo much- please!"

"awh don't cry sweet cheeks, we're not even halfway thru your punishment~"

a/n: i got lazy half way thru it lmaoo, do you guys want part two?? sukuna's favorite concubine pt. 4 and also, higuruma content coming up!

[tojisun]

I just thought of an au.

I was watching old F1 clips and the 141 as race car drivers makes me insane.

Like ghost with his black helmet sprayed to have a skull on the front, he argues allot with other racers butting helmets with them (literally). Soap can be quite reckless, has blown his tires and gasket too many times to count. Price is an iconic older driver, knows his way around a track and can drive just about anything. Gaz is new on the scene, young, confident and full of competitiveness. Kinda like lightning McQueen lmaooo

idk enough of f1 to add my lil silly drabbles but i fuck w this so hard i started yelling !!!

okok but— (and bear w me)

ghost butting helmets with other racers but someone on tiktok overlayed a cunty music on top of the video so now them butting heads turned out to look homoerotic LMAOO

when soap does burn through his tires and everything, i just imagine him snapping his helmet off and throwing it on the ground in his frustration, before looking at his car forlornly and, if you get a good angle of his face, you’d see how he just looks so heartbroken oh the poor lad :( like full on pouting

BUT ALSO mmmxmndj him whipping his helmet off and people are blessed with the sight of his overgrown mohawk and his flushed cheeks and his angry furrow and pout— HHHHH

price def would be that man who starts trending because of a properly-timed post of a mini-montage of him dodging things on the tracks, showing off how quick his reflexes are and how topnotch his reaction time is. like he’s just so damn fluid in the tracks, it’s addicting to see him race

LIGHTNING MCGAZ OH I ADORE god yk im just imagining gaz being dismissed when he debuted because yk people expected a little bit of flunking and even minute crashes, or even exploding tires, etc. and he started off slow, trailing about third in the lineup, so people weren’t that awed. but no one hinged on the possibility that he has more to give and gaz ends up winning his first race (and multiple more after that) through diabolical overtakes. HHHHH i can see it so vividly im frothing

god i love this sm </333

@talooolaaloolla @iite-cool babes look!!

[quartztwst]

No bc why is your header kinda cunty

LMAOO HE LITERALLY SCARES ME EVERYTIME I SCROLL UP ON MY IPAD BRO HES SO SCARY 😭😭

[soaps-mohawk]

I got my nails done and I feel so cunty.

Would any of the 141 do their nails? Maybe not acrylics, but would they paint their nails and stuff like that?

Ghost does his with sharpies 😂

Idk why that was my first thought lmaoo

I could see Soap doing it just for fun. He gets bored and needs to do something with his hands so he just paints his nails some obnoxiously bright color and loves it so much it's become a regular thing.

I could see Gaz doing it like if his SO asks him if they can. He'd secretly like it and lets them do it whenever they ask.

Price, I don't think so. I could see him getting into manicures once his SO finally broke him down and took him to get one. He'd probably like having his hands massaged after years of probably not taking care of them lol.

[sugar-omi]

hi um. i am Very sorry i'm late. work and classes have been beating my ASS and i am lowkey going thru the motions rn lmao lmao... it's ok tho. i have my sweethearts with me and it's all gonna be a-okay! that goes for all of you btw, if life's kicking your ass rn i'm giving you all the power to kick its ass BACK

and to make up for my absence, i'm letting you all in on a very special tidbit i recently found out that made me want to swallow pulverized pig guts from how MORTIFIED i was

so. archie's been getting into our life, right? and that's all well and good, but then he mentions that he's found himself doomscrolling on tumblr when he doesn't have anything to do.

and you won't guess what he found.

THAT'S RIGHT OMI. I ACCIDENTALLY MADE YOU A NEW FAN. SAY HI TO ARCHIE!!!

somehow saro still hasn't caught on. that or he's surprisingly good at hiding the fact that he has. myrette (pretty elderflower cordial girl) HAS NO IDEA I TALK ABOUT HER. it's lit.

anyway if i know archie he's either gonna send a request at an ungodly hour of the night OR he already has. keep your eyes peeled omi!

LMAOO I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN omg okay. I will keep my eyes peeled... making ME NERVOUS!! WTF!!!! well. if he's seeing this rn, hiii archie, we are all fans of YOU🤭 n the absolute dolls you've romanced. keep being endlessly dazzling, im eating it up

ALSO DO NOT BE MORTIFIED. I TOLD YOU. YOUVE WON IN LIFE OOMF!!! YOU ARE TOO CUNTY, TOO POWERFUL, TOO BEAUTIFUL N SEXY TO EVER BE EMBARRASSING!!! (that's what i tell myself anyway. I think it works. beautiful ppl cant be embarrassing, its impossible🗿)

n it's okay!!!! dw, I know life is busy n stuffff. plus you've sped run dating so i do not expect many updates now lmao. ALSO MYRETTE IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME??? my god oomf.... share the pretty people, please. I'm begging you...

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok forgetting moment pt. 20 I left the note where I wrote this open and can’t rmr if I actually sent it or not so if I did please delete this LMAO

FRRR I also really enjoy the panel where he has a lot of dark shadows on his face and he’s telling nagi not to get cocky after he was like “am I really a genius?”

RIN you getting inspiration for Rin is actually kinda crazy LMAOO but omg kiyora??? Your blog is just side character paradise atp but wait I’m kinda curious what else is in line in your inbox (if it’s not a secret you’re trying to keep LOL)

Karasu Shidou new duo coming soon move over Otoya /j but they definitely match each others freak LMAOO I bet Karasu’s like “your freaky but also extraordinary so I can respect you” and shidous just “yahoo!! Karasu chan!!” LOL

Karasu IS dad material he’s just the man of all men >>>> he would totally just lift his kid up and stare at them like “damn this extraordinary kid is MINE???”

I CANT WAIT FOR KARASU ARGUING WITH THE REF LMAOOOO and the stripper king scene is too funny!! Im also very excited for the moment that Barou and Nagi accidentally head butt each other HAHAHA

No because that’s so real I used to be SOOO into jjk and now it’s just kinda…..I am glad that the rollercoaster of a really confusing story is coming to an end so the suffering can stop but oh my…really hoping gege decides to put a bit of effort in for the ending!!!

Also I saw the pictures from your other ask reply and OMGGG THEYRE GORGEOUS!!! Looks like it was sm fun too! Hope you’re feeling better now and that your doctor has a solution for your nausea symptoms!

- Karasu anon

LMAO okay so you did send this in HOWEVER tumblr didn’t notify me?? which is why i took so long to respond despite now being at home and back to my chronically online ways (albeit jet lagged and still suffering from a migraine but we up) so it’s all good that you resent it HAHAAH

that panel is so villainous but so good HDJFLSKS like he looks EVILLLL but in such a cunty way!! i love how they’ve been juxtaposing karasu and nagi as of late…not just in personality but even in looks/drawing style they’re truly such opposites that their panels together slap SO hard 😮‍💨 definitely not biased because those two are my favs nope not at all

NO THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like if an idea for NAGI (my number one my baby the loml) can give me RIN inspiration it can truly happen to anyone 😬 imagine i try writing for karasu and then all of a sudden isagi is there?? like bro fuck off why are you wiggling your way into a plot that is NOT for you 😓 AND YES KIYORA I’M SO EXCITED tbh there’s lowkey no info abt kiyora even on the wiki so it’s time for me to take mad liberties with his character 😏 which i do love doing hehehe so i’m hype!! i’m so glad to be a safe space for side character enjoyers 🙏🏻 the more obscure the better…lowkey it’s so fun to write for characters like kiyora because i can truly write whatever and it’s so hard to make him ooc because what character does he even have to be in yk 😭 any “oocness” is just me giving him depth etc etc it may make the fic outdated once more comes out on him but me personally idc + i’m always spot on so 🥱 (mostly /j although in doing one of my current requests i realized that the reader calls kaiser a dog in the instrument and now it’s been revealed that his fav animals are stray dogs so maybe i’m onto smth fr 🫣)

LMAO no secrets here!! i have a note with my current requests so i’ll just paste that here 😄 they’re in chronological order of when the req was made but i fear i am NOT completing/posting them in that order 😟

[Secret gaming buddies — hiori

Prodigies — hiori

Singing reader — karasu

Karasu anon requests (any)

Classmates/friends to lovers — nagi

Karasu anon requests pt 2 (any)

Vague prompt — karasu or zantetsu

Cherry tree pt 2 — rin

The instrument pt 2 — kaiser (abt to post this one after i respond to some asks and take a post-riding lesson shower FJSKSK)

Vague prompt — kiyora]

vague prompt just means the person requested a character and literally nothing else HAHA but also yeah…as you can see karasu nation has been busy…although there are a couple of popular characters thrown in there!! i think once i post pt2 of the instrument i’ll probably get more reqs because atm i haven’t done a req since the last part of fwtkac and since that wasn’t answering an ask (since it was multiparts) lowkey people have probably forgotten i opened reqs back up again for bllk 😭 anyways hoping to get some more of these out of the way now that i have more free time and am not busily vacationing/writing karasu’s version of bfb (still cannot believe that’s the longest bllk fic i’ve written so far 😩)

HAHAAH EXACTLY like karasu acknowledges shidou’s freak but he’s undeniably talented/not mediocre so karasu has no choice but to be gang with him…meanwhile shidou is in it for the vibes + he thinks the bullshit karasu says abt erotic left legs and whatnot is super funny so they get along very well 😭 rip tabieita but i fear i am now a ryutabi TRUTHER 🤩 jkjk but no actually i’m going to make them besties at some point even if it’s just in a smau (although the otoya + shidou duo is also hilarious so dare i say trio?? and then yukimiya can get actually normal somewhat mature friends like reo and barou 😰)

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like bro is starstruck that he somehow managed to create something so perfect 🥹 honestly he already has parenting experience (dealing with pxg) i just know he’s prepared and ready for it

OMG YES literally any and all nagi + barou interactions i’m so excited because i miss them being together so much 😭 BEST bllk duo no question i cannot wait for them to be reunited post nel (because despite what the haters say nagi is NOT going anywhere and barou is eating it up atm so safe to say he’s staying)

i agree completely…i think it’s a mix of the pacing just not being enjoyable to me weekly + everyone dying + me getting busy with irl and then becoming super into bllk as soon as i had free time that just really made me so lukewarm!! i think it’s impressive what gege has managed to create and for sure what he does well he does EXCELLENTLY so i’m not here to hate as some people have been doing however i do think the writing is not always as good as it’s hyped up to be either (cough female characters cough) and there’s def spots that make me go “hm” 😔 i’m hoping the ending is satisfying and wraps up any loose ends but we’ll see…anyways leaks tn for jjk i think so ig we can get a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen based on the chapter!!

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL OVER THERE FR like sometimes i’d just stand there and be like “wow this feels like the set of a movie” it literally just didn’t even seem real at times 😭 probably going to call the doctor at some point this week and hopefully they offer good solutions because i’m still dizzy even lying in bed at home 😓

[zeciex]

This is a bit late but if you allow me to I'd still like to give my opinion on your question about Aemond and him being OOC or less repressed than he should've been!! I personally like your version of him very much and think you've portrayed him really well so far! He's cunty and repressed enough. By trying to make him even more repressed than he already is, well, I think there's always the danger of going overboard with it(him being cuntier though…I don't have anything against that lmaoo). This is my personal opinion of course as I'm sure others will disagree but many authors mistakenly did this in the past and their Aemond came across as too emotionally constipated (and made him act quite stupidly at times lol), not to mention that in the process of that Alicent was also villainized, intentionally or not, as the sole cause of Aemond's repression since the line of thinking was that she indoctrinated him into only caring about duty and sometimes also into avidly following the Faith of the Seven thus giving a lot of religious meaning behind his behavior (as an addition I don't necessarily think that every author had something personal with Alicent and went out of their way to portray her negatively on purpose, but many readers are definitely very unfair and lash out against her all the time as if she isn't a medieval woman in a medieval time who acts accordingly and not like a modern day woman).

Again as a personal opinion, I do think this interpretation of Aemond being the most dutiful out there is a based a lot more on fanon rather than canon. Even in the show he provokes a scandal at the dinner by obviously going against his mother's wishes and I'd argue that chasing Luke on his war dragon is far from being the action of a dutiful son, even if he didn't intend to kill him. For someone who views himself as the dutiful son, as a reader of history and philosophy (this line was so hilarious, like he obviously thinks highly of himself) he had to realize that going after an envoy would be a bad idea because there's no way he ever though his mother would've ever been okay with the idea. But he put his own feelings and personal vendetta against Luke above duty and sadly we saw the result of that... He is no Aegon obviously as in someone who disregards everything about duty and goes out whoring and drinking but I also don't think he's someone who would blindly do everything his mother and grandfather tell him to do.

If we go by book canon, then he's even less dutiful especially when taking his relationship with Alys into account. While yes, a man (married or unmarried) taking a lover and fathering bastards isn't something out of the ordinary in their world, there is the possibility that he did marry her (personally, I doubt it and doubt the show will go with this version but you never know) like she implied to have happened. Point is, these aren't the actions of a dutiful man because by marrying a lowborn woman and a supposed witch he's endangering the alliance with the Baratheons, something Aegon/the Greens absolutely need so they can win the civil war. In conclusion, the fact that his actions and behavior are only driven by duty to his family are true only to a point. There's basis in both canons that he's perfectly capable of making decisions that go against duty. In your story for example I don't think it's going to be OOC for him if in the end he decides to make moves against Alicent's probable decision to betroth him to one of the Baratheon ladies and pushes for a marriage to Daenera instead (even if Daenera will be forced to marry him like you said it will happen? correct me if wrong) even if in the front of his family he will justify that decision as something good for the Greens (but we know better why he'll do it).

Ultimately, you, as an author, should write what you personally think is best for your story!! I mean what is the point in publishing something you don't feel satisfied with? Readers will come and go and not every single one of them will love every writing choice you make. Whether your Aemond (or any other character) acts like in canon or not is a very tricky question considering he's being put into new situations and meeting new characters and it's only natural there will always be some disagreement amongst readers because many of us interpret his character differently even in canon. Again, so far you've done great with his characterization especially considering the nature of your story - an Aemond x an OC/daughter of Rhaenyra pairing - which is also quite tricky in itself!! Due to the high numbers stories with this kind of pairing many tend to be formulaic lately (for example it's far more common to put all the pressure on Aemond and have him renounce his family, switch sides and swear allegiance to the Blacks just so he can get with the woman he allegedly loves while the opposite almost never happens - not that it would've been more realistic if that happened instead, just saying) but so far you've done great to differentiate your story and bring a more unique interpretation!

You don't understand how much this message means to me.

I've been in a slump lately with writing, and this really helps with giving me more of a perspective. Sometimes when I write something every day for so long, you kind of go blind to the characters and the writing itself, so hearing another perspective definitely helps.

And you're totally right! Aemond is dutiful and loyal and the 'good' son (I mean, we haven't seen Daeron, but I've heard he really is the GOOD son, ya know?)-- but we also see that he is easily riled up, he lets his emotions get the best of him, he is so set on revenge and taking what he considers his right that he goes blind to duty. He is reckless. And I think I work within that recklessness.

And I think that is also where the similarities between Aemond and Daenera reside. They both try to do their duty, they both contort themselves and try and be what is needed of them... But they're also very emotional and reckless. If they really were as dutiful as they believe themselves to be, then none of this would have happened. They wouldn't have started anything. But they did. And now they're facing the consequences.

Since we're nearing the show, I will be working towards Aemond falling in line with the depiction of the show (though I mean, he will also be MY Aemond, he's just going to be what he has to be.). He will be firmly team Green and Daenera firmly team Black, and that is something I will chip away at, though I will start with Daenera. BUT the seed of it has already been sown, and we will see it next chapter and see it watered and growing over the course of the rest of the story.

It's funny, because Aemond appears as this stoic, restrained and collected person, and he thinks himself like that, but we see him blow up multiple times and get all emotional and shit. So saying that he's totally repressed isn't quite true. He sows his emotions a lot, well, the bad emotions. And in, my story, I play with his internal struggle because 1. He hasn't seen what love should be like when growing up, and that shit leaves marks. 2. Such things as love has always been pushed aside for duty. 3. Love scares him, because its something he doesn't know or understand. Aemond very much loves Daenera, but he can't fully identify that, and even if somewhere deep inside of him he does, he can't accept it fully because that makes him weak. It is like handing over his heart. And then, at the same time, he acknowledges that he wants her. But because he hasn't seen/know love, and he doesn't understand it, he becomes possessive over it. He wants it like he wants the throne, like he wanted a dragon.

Sorry, I went on a tangent and I properly haven't made myself clear.

BUT!! This really helped me!! It put my Aemond into perspective and it helped me reconcile with my doubts about him.

--I also want to say that since I started this story, I've come to see Alicent in a more sympathetic light. I really like her character. That being said, given we follow Daenera a lot, the story will reflect her apprehension about her and such. And given Alicent's dislike of Daenera, we will see that reflected in their relationship as well. //I often think of how similar Daenera and Alicent really are. Neither would like the comparison.//

[oqiwans]

lmaoo his little cunty cat smirk he’s so unbothered pls he’s so fucking funny

[ebbarights]

doing liveblog under cut again

hiphop girlie kendall is back <3

HUG AGAIN

roman got his hair re-nazied for the norway trip or what

shiv's lil outfit <3

lil personal info i got my period today and i'm crying at absolutely everything (like because ernie and bert have such a good relationship) and i Do Not understand what anyone is talking about in this scene

i'm not a tom fan i am however a fan of his cunty little turtleneck

roman hanging out of the window of the car like a golden retriever

has someone gifed roman smiling after they offer to kill tom because i need to reblog that 3,000 times

SNAKES ON A PLANE okay that was so lame that i laughed out loud

the soundtrack is so dissonant

TOM OF SIOBHAN SAMEEEEEEEE

i love romelukas as much as the next guy but matsson is so painfully straight with the entire hug situation

they all look so tiny in their little outfits

no sorries for lukas? uwu <- idk i immediately thought of miette but then. i like miette

succession is thee microexpression show

i think matsson is the most irritating guy on the show because he's the most like people who piss me off irl. like the ticket guy at the cinema who used to pull the ticket back when i went to take it and then said that i fell for it

roman's tummy hurts soooo bad rn

it's neither a good nor a bad thing but it's so weird to me that greg is greying

"da quad squad, da family" - "da fuck?" i think shiv could become an improv comedian if the whole waystar thing doesn't work out.. first negotiation 102 now this

"incestuös släktträff" lukas you do know that the crucial word there is the exact same in english right

i do love it when roman's eyebrows do the .\ ı /. thing

at this point i really hope shiv doesn't fuck lukas because she deserves so much better

VAULTER CALLBACK!!

krank is soo real they're so cute hanging out in front of the sauna

i think ebba is my new favourite character

noo ebba don't dance with greg ur so pretty aha

HUG

i wish i hadn't read about the blood thing before because what the fuck matsson lmao poor ebba

more people should tell greg to shut up

roy sib floor timee

poor connor having to do that shit alone. like it's not okay that he sends a picture but i get it he shouldn't be the only one to have to see that

kendall being like hey rome he's pissing that's your thing lmaoo

my head is too period-y to figure out what this means

i looooove jess' outfit

kinda love how reversed the sibs' emotions are in comparison with the last episode. it's shiv time babeeeey <3

[frumdyke]

i was following along when he read from the book and he kept paraphrasing himself lmaoo. anyway heres a some other bits

- said he was wearing "the stinky sweater" but he's not stinky. he got someone from the audience to sniff him

- insta ask that was like "i love your eyes so much i printed you out and cut out your eyeballs and put them on my pillow and pretend 🤷"

- so so sooo much slit talk. he confirmed phil messed with his with makeup

- "the dan and phil house. i mean the phouse"

- mentioned the Bisexual Underboob again (i think for the selfie?)

- said cunty in pig latin at one point. untycay.

- "click to add text" in the slideshow. it had a little loop de loop transition on it

- one of the questions was like "your fanfic stuff is good. will you ever write a fiction book" and he answered by making up more nordvpn fic

theres more but i forgorr

okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)

- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didn’t want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour

- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)

- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everything’s fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)

- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event

- it is also giving this

- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said “okay have fun at work sweetie” (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)

- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him

- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss

- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didn’t love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted “it’s cunty” he replies: “oh it’s cunty is it?” then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol

- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)

- then brought out dan’s slit (box used to put questions in before the show)

- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:

- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: “cheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be broken”

- fave comfort show: “the office - is the office a bit millennial? it isn’t as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? that’s where my internalised homophobia is from”

- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes

- will he ever judge drag race: he didn’t want to when he was asked because he didn’t want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing

- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesn’t have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that aren’t close

- i can’t remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles “i literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come on”

- another tour? “do you guys want that” *screaming* “what would it be?” *dan and phil games screams* “well 👀👀”

- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* “maybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlight”

- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: “what in the baby reindeer? yes i did”

- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including

- piss

- will you wear wigs

- when will you wear wigs

- how long is your big toe “six centimetres - i don’t have a big toe im just a long person”

- pee pee poo poo time

- what were the other names for the book: “you will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it “you are messed up read this to fix your issues” but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn instead”

- i genuinely can’t remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add

- then read the author’s note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. “it is an honour to have created this”

- took a selfie with everyone

- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said “aww you guys are so gay”

- then said “if you enjoyed seeing me in person… i’ll see you again very soon”

this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!

and here are all the pics i got!!

[creedslove]

MARI!!! I won't be on here tomorrow to wish you an amazing Christmas so here I am lmaoo massive thank you and I love you to you!!! I hope that you are gonna be okay tomorrow and if there is anything my inbox is always open for you (or anyone for that matter haha)!

Love you 💕💕💌💌

(also how is he so cunty in this pic lmaoo)

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABYYYY!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND I MISSED YOU THE WHOLE DAY!!!

Dave is always cunty, I hope I find him under my Christmas tree 🥰🥰🥰 love you ❤️

[shining-like-fireworks13]

Top 22 Lyrics From Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

Hey, y’all! It’s been a month since Speak Now TV was released, so I thought I could list the best lyrics from each song in the album.

Disclaimer: This doesn’t mean that some of the lyrics here are the best written ones from the song. I also took into account the line delivery and level of cuntiness lmaoo sorry not sorry 💋💋💋

“I was a flight risk with a fear of falling, wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts” - Mine (Taylor’s Version)

“Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around” - Sparks Fly (Taylor’s Version)

“You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye” - Back To December (Taylor’s Version)

“It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be” - Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

“I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town” - Dear John (Taylor’s Version)

“All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean” - Mean (Taylor’s Version

“I’ve never heard silence quite this loud” - The Story Of Us (Taylor’s Version)

“I just realized everything I have is, someday, gonna be gone” - Never Grow Up (Taylor’s Version)

“My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again” - Enchanted (Taylor’s Version)

“I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling, and she thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things” - Better Than Revenge (Taylor’s Version)

“Lost your balance on a tight rope, lost your mind trying to get it back” - Innocent (Taylor’s Version)

“Can’t breathe whenever you’re gone, can’t turn back, now I’m haunted” - Haunted (Taylor’s Version)

“You can plan for a change in the weather and time, but I never planned on you changing your mind” - Last Kiss (Taylor’s Version)

“If you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please, tell ’em my name” - Long Live (Taylor’s Version)

“I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you” - Ours (Taylor’s Version)

“Right here, wishing the flowers were from you, wishing the card was from you, wishing the call was from you” - Superman (Taylor’s Version)

“Got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life” - Electric Touch (feat. Fall Out Boy) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“When Emma falls in love, it's all on her face, hangs in the air like stars in outer space” - When Emma Falls in Love (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“I can see you being my addiction, you can see me as a secret mission” - I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“And here I sit alone behind walls of regret, falling down like promises that I never kept” - Castles Crumbling (feat. Hayley Williams) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“Foolish one, the day is gonna come for your confessions of love, when all is said and done, he just wasn't the one” - Foolish One (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“Time breaks down your mind and body, don’t you let it touch your soul” - Timeless (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

Sooo, if you’re reading this far just know that I love you for taking your time to read this absolutely unnecessary post <333

[starrylayle]

Y'ALL I FINISHED THE SHOW AND I'M OBSSESSED. season 2 finale and the season 3 teaser trailer?? chef's kiss

gonna go through my predictions and rate how accurate they are lmao:

cunty blond lestat. pretty much on the mark. Sam reid was brilliant!! i give my prediction a 9/10

I was referring to louis for this one and i think its ironic coz i'm pretty sure he murders the least out of the vampires lolll 3/10

Kind of right with this one. Technically Claudia is his adopted sister/daughter but ya know. also i was right about her and madeleine yipeeee 8/10

The polycule i was refering to was young daniel, lestat, louis and armand and yeah i pretty much hit the mark (even if the characters won't admit it) 7/10

Y'ALL I WAS LIED TO THERE WAS (1) EXPLICIT GAY SEX SCENE IN THE WHOLE SHOW. and it was in the first episode tho. I don't mind i was just surprised. the reason i put off this show for so long was coz i thought it was gonna be too porn-y. loved the titty shots tho lol 2/10 prediction

the fact that i was so wrong about armand lmaoo i liteally though he was an innocent lil meow meow from the edits i saw not a fucking master manipulator. he slayed tho!! (i did get a spoiler half way season 2 that he lied but i don't think it really processed??) 3/10

yeah 10/10

i mean i was technically right lmaooo 10/10

i mean there were scenes set in the 1800s but i thought the whole show was gonna be set there. big jumpscare when i found out about 1900s New Orleans, the 70s and the dubai/ipads/covid (4/10)

IWTV from someone who hasn't seen it..

literally about to watch it coz i'm getting so much fomo seeing all the clips floating across the internet. From those very few snippets i've seen, here's what i think the show's about:

cunty blond vampire whose good at theatre??? an actor maybe??? idk but he looks cunt and his bob is so slay. i think his name is lestat??

the hot biracial/ethnicically ambigous vampire who has committed murder i think..??

he has a sister (maybe) named Claudia and she seems cool (and has a homeorotic relationship with a ginger girl i think. also i think she murders at some point too

there is an open vampire polycule happening and they all happen to be thirsting over the second guy? but they've all fucked each other

anal probably

gay south Asian vampire dude who is clueless but looks pretty cute tbh

blood sucking??? more murder???

there's one guy called armand and one guy called louis idk who they are tho

1800s era i think......

[2wenty]

Relationship obsessive

How does this make me feel: …bad lmao

How can I change this: work on my trust

I feel like I definitely take after my mom in relationships lmaoo I’m a fucking ROD lmaoo like to the definition, one thing about I’m loyal asf and loving asf and I just see the good in everyone 🌚 lmaoo but some of the people I meet are no good lmao I’m definitely a socialite…. Ong!! That’s cunty, but I’m the cute cool socialite I think. The one that dropped off the face of the planet but like we be seeing him on ppls story, he’s doing something cute, he can dress…he can dress?? That’s it? Anybody can fucking dress..what does he do??? Is it cool??

…i don’t do much 🤔 I be in the house watching netflix… but I mean in my defense IM BROKE & it’s PANDEMIC..but like lowkey mfs be going out still.,probably catching covid but still.

Bitch you need a car…asap lmaoo and as soon as you get a car and can wherever when ever …. WHY WOULD TF WOULD YOU BE IN THE HOUSE 😂😂😂, I’m concerned that I sound stupid because I’m listening to my stoned brain talk and boy these natural thoughts are stupid lmaooo I mean drugs really just bring out your absolute self 🌚

It’s 11:54pm and I’m waiting on breakfast lmaoo… I was thinking about typing about something….yea idk. OH! JOSH Chile I need to stop fronting i don’t really like that boy lmaoo he’s kind of corny but like go for the corny nigga…but he a flirt… HE TO FRIENDLY!!! But who he friendly with is the real question — pause— your displaying some trust issues… it’s no way people without trust issues exist??? Like lmaooo I refuse to believe those are stable relationships like I’m giving you all my trust and i don’t trust people so like I hold in a lot of shit. But in all reality if I lived my life publicly and just not gave a fuck..where would land my personality? Would I be like my dad 🧍🏽‍♂️?? Ew. I’m undoing a lot of what I was taught as a child and this process is but really just on the behalf of the shit that my dad taught me and more so what my mom taught me.. I’m not thinking by my own mind…. I need to get the hell out of that house 🌚 like get me a van NEOWWW . Lmaoo likeee my family is lowkey evil not even evil just like— I’m not gonna shit on them in a public forum 🌚

[roselouis]

Yeah Kendall is very pretty she’s a kid a cunt that’s all lol, i don’t know if all the girls he’s dated he looked the most comfortable with her and that’s like so interesting to me like dude looked the most chill with a member of the kardashian lmaoo

She is extremely very cunty and I would like to lick her all over. Also VERY TRUE. I mean besides Olivia tho, but he and Kendall are literally like obviously Very Good Friends still. You know? I still scream when I think about how they threw a met gala post-party together. They are like.... also very similar, like the way they read books and like vintage cars, and they're both extremely sexy , and sometimes they say tone-deaf shit.