#HELPPPP MEEEEEE
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“last night i dreamt we did our laundry together”
boyfriend!isagi who can barely handle being around you since you’re his first love and he wants to do everything right. who can barely hold your hand for long without melting and feeling his systems sputtering.
boyfriend!isagi who didn’t know how much he was missing until he met you.
boyfriend!isagi who loves hearing how much you love him. no matter how many times and ways you say it, it will never get old.
boyfriend!isagi who’s so observant that he can spot the slightest negative mood shift in you.
boyfriend!isagi who loves it whenever you cradle his face in your hands to kiss him.
boyfriend!isagi who has practice cancelled on a rainy day so he spends it snuggling with you under layers of heavy blankets, wasting the day away. though it’s never a waste to him.
husband!isagi who loves the mundane. despite his stardom, nothing beats folding the laundry with you on the couch.
husband!isagi who loves cooking with you even if you generously eyeballing all the measurements freaks him out as he believes in following the recipe by the book.
husband!isagi who secretly sprays some of the perfume/cologne that you wear the most onto one of his clothes before a distant game so he’ll have something special whenever he misses you.
husband!isagi who wants nothing more than to grow old with you.
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#★ snail.writes ★#i wrote this when i was crying abt being single while listening to whatever dad and forgot it for like a week lol#still in that yearning mood haha hehe#HELPPPPPPPP#HELPPPPP#HELPPPP MEEEEEE#isagi yoichi x reader#blue lock x reader#bllk x reader#blue lock fluff#blue lock headcanons#wrote this while listening to THAT whatever dad song and crying#FUCKKKKKKKKKK
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btw as I was working on that reading video I realized a really terrible parallel between body back and changing states which is that in BB jeremiah plans on going back to baltimore to visit his family & invites harrison to go with him and & harrison contemplates what that trip would be like, the drive back, how he’d interact with jeremiah’s family & then he causes their breakup & destroys any chance of that happening so changing states picks up those dashed pieces of their plan except now jeremiah is doing everything alone and perhaps this is why at one point he drives in silence for hours
#HELPPPP MEEEEEE#how did I take this long to realize this IT WAS RIGHT THERE#I need someone else to analyze my work I miss obvious things all the time#anyway…… sorry jj! ruined your plans!!
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Hi welcome to me reading smut and fics on the train cause I’m so close to having a ducking asthma attack!
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THE most insane thing to say on my Phil Ochs post but okay 🥲👍
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wait i'm literally so embarrassed seeing myself talk on camera this is so gaycringe
#eff#my eyes are like 0_0 in this clip helpppp meeeeee this is why im always in the behind the scenes
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Deadendia book 3
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i lied about sukuna wanting to win i Just need geto and gojo to come back and satosuguwre finally happy to be real PLEASE
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105 minutes of non stop getting fucked in the ass about the fact that i’m soooo smart apparently but failed the mock exam SOMEHOW God i’ve missed my homeroom
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do all my friends hate me and plan on dropping me or am i just on my period more at six
#HELPPPP MEEEEEE RAHHHHHHHH#rocking back and forth in the corner of my room like spongebob#foaming at the mouth#muttering to myself#eye twitching and everything#stfu ollie#insanity
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i have an hour
#pls suddenly collapse nervous system#i need something to collapse so i dont need to go to school#oohohohooohhh helpppp meeeeee
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Helpppp meeeeee😩😩
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NAAHHHHH HELPPPP MEEEEEE
#TOJI FUSHIGURO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE#IM BARKING SO HARD#RABIDLY#NOW MY FERAL asS HAS TO GO TO WORK????#BRO.#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#toji#toji x reader#toji smut
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it's interesting how through all the conspiracy theories and hate, vale still cannot help always acknowledging what a good rider Marc is!
(just watched this video: https://youtu.be/LtB45_CH_8w?si=1EE0aUkcvkVnHvyU)
helpppp... marc being on top of the proverbial world here pre injury confidence absolutely falling out of his ASS instantly and confidently saying meeeeee before amending it to include his TEAM (not really what the question is asking).... and half the other people like omg vale hes always so smart <3 and then VALE one word answer immediately like. MARQUEZ ! :) eye twitching does NOT elaborate. kinda funny 2 me
#they both literally cannot deny the other is the best is the thing. that they are not delusional about. vale in 2013 said marc is the new ME#and meant it. kind of insane considering the ego he has.#asks#motogp#callie speaks#rosquez#posts
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Jentry Chau vs the underworld is kindaaaa fucking killing me rn, SEND HELPPPP.
It's really good like, what do you MEAN THERE'S A SHAPESHIFTING DEMON WHO REALLY REALLY WANTS TO BE HUMANNNN???
AND JENTRY FUCKING HAS FALLEN FOR THE DEMON? AS WELL AS HER CHILDHOOD BEST FUCKING FRIENDDDDDDDD???
LIKE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at first I really wanted her & chbff to get together but now?? I kinda fucking prefer the demon guy but also THE CHBFF IS SOOOOOO FUCKING SWEET LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE!!!
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GUESS HELPPPP MEEEEEE
my birthday is coming up and my dad asked me what i wanted (divorced parents 🤪🤪) and i need your help
i need a cheaper set the isn’t from dr (i have all the cheap sets). PLEASE HELP i do need to tell him this weekend SO BE QUICK PLEASEEEEEEE
it can be any set I THINK THEYRE ALL COOL
#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#ninjago jay#ninjago cole#ninjago kai#ninjago nya#ninjago zane#cole brookstone#ninjago sets#help
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I’m again in my “manga Tsu is woman”-phase + stuff from priv
God helpppp meeeeee I love manga Tsubasa womannnnnn garhhhhhh
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