#HELLOOOO SAILOR!!!!
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bam and jimmy slapping the shit out of each other
#IT DOES THINGS TO ME OK#the second slap specifically makes me go insane#jimmy going “one more” like three times. i feel you king#the slaps when he's not even looking at jimmy. helloooo sailor#this is the horniest I'll ever be on main but#meow meow meow meow#bam looks so fucking good and his hair at the end and just. he#the way jared absolutely Dwarfs everyone else#hiiiii evil jared heeeeey#I have too many thoughts about these end credits okay#and jimmy's earrings rawr#bam margera#jimmy pop#bloodhound gang#jackass#mtv jackass#viva la bam#cky#cky4#raab himself#evil jared#evil jared hasselhoff
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same, ladies, same ✊😔
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uhh whats up
also here’s the thing the first one was. one of the valentines pinup things. and the second is just him in the outfit in the playmats from this year
#HELLOOOO SAILOR#did these in my notes app at like 1 am sorry that theyre so messy lol.. might finish them 2day#blitzø#ccassette recordings#suggestive#helluva fanart#helluva boss#blitzo helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#fanart#doodles#my art
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I have totally normal feelings about this image because I am a totally normal guy with totally normal levels of appreciation for men being chained up. totally.
#I LIED#I'M A LIAR#GOOD GOD#HELLOOOO SAILOR#GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE AS WE SPEAK#i love loving men and being gay and kissing boys#wish i was stede fr#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#blackbeard ofmd#edward teach ofmd#ofmd#ofmd season 2#ofmd season two#ofmd s2 spoilers#robflagmeansdeath#jesus fucking christ
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what do you mean i tripped into mcr bandom and got attached to frikey only to find out that theyre unpopular 😐
#sophaerostxt#girl can't i catch a break#i think i've gone through all the good fics n the ao3 tag already this was supposed to be my respite from the dearth of strokes fics#like frerard is fun but something about mikey's dirty blonde bleach job. helloooo sailor
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Greek God Hermes: exists
Soul mun:
#ooc: alakazam#(the mun is down bad for the winged messenger LOL)#(I see someone rp him and go ‘HELLOOOO SAILOR’)#shitposting: quacks me up
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Can I put a baby in you?
Asking the serious and important questions rn-
- 💜 Kev 💜
Oh damn Kaylee what happened to youu-
I-I I mean..umm.. considering my sister would kill you if she found outt-
No.
But maybee..we could have fun some other way!
#laila woods#tpof oc#oc roleplay#boyfriend to death#btd oc#the price of flesh#tpof#HELLOOOO SAILOR /ref
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John Kearns
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Where are my Miguel writers — I have found delicious art to nourish your soul bls I must share it
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SAY FUCKING LESS
Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!
..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)
@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle
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"Perhaps you should sleep earlier"? Aw, are you worried about me?
Only kidding. Anyhow, you could say that, yes: awaiting, (quite impatiently,) what morning brings. It's not often that I get this level of intellectual stimulation. I positively could not wait to spout more riddles. Thus, you needn't worry about keeping me up, that was equally my own doing.
"Wouldn't be possible" is quite the assumption. Perhaps I have my ways.
maybe i just think that our little game would be less fun if you weren't thinking correctly. believe as you please, of course.
i didn't assume anything - truthfully, i had figured that you were a student of some calibre and didn't really know much about what kind. i was going to ask a roundabout question about what you were studying. all i said was that it wouldn't be possible, not that you couldn't accomplish it. i think we both know that impossible doesn't mean anything important in the long run.
perhaps you do have your ways.
i apologize for the seven hours you had to wait for my response /s (/t) i'm glad to be as much of a stimulant to you as you are to me - though, i'm not much of a challenge in the first place. feel free to ask me whatever you'd like to know, if anything. i'm not too interesting. (feel free to give me more riddles too. i love riddles, as said.)
hums. still, don't let me distract you from more important things. i want to win but funny as it sounds, i don't want you to lose.
(that makes little sense to anybody else, i'm sure.)
#kit's kitastrophes#leviticus: raito posting#cat & mouse: stalemate anon#im in this far too deep now#secrets and lies death note musical helloooo sailor#cat & mouse: stalemate anon
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all of my gothamposting can be blamed on the penguin show being really fucking good actually + my stepdad admitting he knows nothing abt the penguin outside of the fact he was my favourite character in gotham LMAO
#also knowing burgess meredith's name off the top of his head? icon#anyway colin farrell plays oz w such disarming nonchalance and bluntness and i'm fucking obsessed tbh#also. helloooo sailor he's so fine idc#og#fav
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yes of course
when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree
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Oh my FUCK that phone call today aaaaaaaaa
We are both getting PUMMELLED with hormones and I maaaaaay have let my voice drop and maaaaaay have accidentally let some thoughts slip and aaaaaaa
But there was the statement that he's been running hard and.. aaaaa the want to pin him and drag my tounge over his chest and taste him and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And the.. the TSA are gonna have a heyday with my suitcase again... -////////- because damn it the hushed murmurs and gentle teases and... fuuuuuuuck he and I are both pent and nnnnnnnnn
Nothing like your Sailor telling you he's going to make YOU into a hydration tool -/////////- fucking AAA
I'm gonna make sure he's fed and rested too, since he's been sick for weeks. But hells I'm going to bury my dick in him too and remind him in person how much I desire him. How much I want him, love him, crave him.. and hells I'm sitting in that lap of his and riding him until he can't see straight -///////-
#jacket screaming into the void#hells its 9 days and i am.. screaming#give me my husband#let me make my sailor a real “semen”#helloooo sailor
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@yourlocalangelkin
chilling
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