#HELLO. HEL

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[valdrift]

got like 5 requests for lwj...........this is all ive got boss

[silverskye13]

In which divinity knocks.

[tunastime]

CLASSIFIED

HASA Interspace Investigation Coalition Investigator Reassessment Team

For: the Mission Critical Event Occurring on Stardate 2104.119

Stardate: 2104.123, Location: HCS Influence

Responses recorded using the Automated Question and Answer System (AQNA) aboard the HCS Influence.

Recorded responses enclosed.

Begin transcribed data.

Interview for: IIC Employee #7717

Stated Name: Hels

SESSION BEGIN

AQNA [Generated Text Question]: Please explain the events of [stardate 2104.119]. Subject (Hels) [Recorded Verbal Response]: Well that’s an easy question. We got ambushed, that's what f—ing happened. It was supposed to be a standard datum extraction from a site that was supposed to be abandoned, because nobody decided it would be a good idea to check again. So we got ambushed mid-mission. That's what happened. AQNA: Can you elaborate on the event that triggered the call-back sequence? Hels: What, you want me to draw you a diagram? [No AQNA Text Question Generated] Hels: So no diagram? [No AQNA Text Question Generated] Hels: The drop-squad successfully made ground contact after about half an hour of survey on our end. We assumed based off of initial information and our scans, that the site was uninhabited. I mean—it’s a decommissioned testing facility for something way more boring than what we’re usually sent for. Why the f— would there be… things living there. Things. They weren’t human. They weren’t me either. We triggered the call-back sequence because I watched everything go white so fast I thought I was seeing the inside of my skull. Ex is the only reason I got out alive. I’m sure he’s… thrilled. AQNA: Were you unable to retrieve the body and equipment of [#7716]? Hels: I didn’t see him. On account of the pulse grenade. Did you watch the footage, or should I be playing narrator? [No AQNA Text Question Generated] Hels: I don’t know where he is. I don’t know what they did to him. We lost all his vitals when the pulse fried our equipment at the site.  Interviewer: Can you elaborate on the status of [#7716]? Hels: What do you mean elaborate? What—he’s probably dead. Is that what you want to hear? He’s f—ing dead. He’s dead, you piece of shit machine. Go ask somebody else what they think. [No AQNA Text Question Generated] Interviewer: Can you speak to [#6763]’s competence as potential squadron leader? [No verbal recorded response available]

SESSION END

Interview for: IIC Employee #6763

Stated Name: Exania

SESSION BEGIN

AQNA [Generated Text Question]:  Please explain the events of [stardate 2104.119]. Subject (Exania) [Recorded Verbal Response]: We failed to complete our extraction procedure. I was able to reach the data site within an hour of touchdown, alongside the rest of the team. We successfully retrieved the abandoned facility data within our allotted time frame, but on the way back to extraction, we were ambushed and caught in the line of fire of the inhabitants that had taken over the facility. I was able to successfully extract the bridge crew and one other member of the drop-squad. AQNA: Can you elaborate on the events that triggered the call-back sequence? Exania: We were attacked? Someone started shooting. Someone threw a magnetizer and a pulse grenade. The two other drop-squad members took a majority of the flash, but it was bright. Everywhere was... painfully bright. I don't have much more to say on that. I just acted in the best interest of the team as second in command. AQNA: Were you unable to retrieve the body and equipment of [#7716]? Exania: He’s dead. What did you want us to do? Retrieve a handful of charred up equipment? I don’t think so. AQNA: Can you elaborate on the status of [#7716]? Exania: He’s dead. That’s it. AQNA: Can you speak to [#7717]’s competence as potential squadron leader? Exania: #7717? I can't.  AQNA: Can you elaborate? Exania: I can't. AQNA: Can't? Or won't? Exania: Does it matter? [No AQNA Text Question Generated] AQNA: Please elaborate on your specific involvement with the events of [stardate 2104.119]. Exania: I successfully extracted information from the facility on [REDACTED]. I successfully extracted my drop member #7717, Hels. We were unsuccessful at a full extraction of the entire crew. Look, did I not just say all of this? What's not clicking for you? I know you're just recording this answer looking for keywords. I'm not daft. I think we’re done. AQNA: You're excused. Exania: Thank you.

SESSION END

Interview for: IIC Employee #7716

Given Name: Wels

SESSION BEGIN

AQNA [Generated Text Question]: Please explain the events of [stardate 2104.119]. [No verbal recorded response available] [No AQNA Text Question Generated]

END SESSION

[witchrealms]

helsinki street fashion, march 2007

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[stormbreaker-290]

"hey!"

"Name's Mal but you can call me Encrypt!"

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H ELLO

[rgbtrio-once-in-awhile]

day 17 - meow

[dreamsy990]

Listening to your songs to give a good and honest choice and ur fucking. kingdom hearts 2 song makes me get ultrakill brutal minos nearly on my first fucking try. wtf.

YEAH KH2 SOUNDTRACK WILL DO THAT TO YOU

[mblue-art]

If you like Pumpkin-headed masked characters you might enjoy the webcomic Third Shift Society ( =u=)b

oH MY GOD??? OH MY GD THANK YOU?????? HOLY CRUD (MASKED GUY IN A SUIT IM SCREAMING !!!)

[starzgaze]

just read a..... a veryyyy verryyyy peculiar review of jinwoo and lowkey!!! its ASS ik they're js stating their opinion but im looking at the post like wtf did you even read or comprehend what was going on

[sweetest-honeybee]

Good LORD making an actually decent character ai is a process 😂

[mariusroyale]

does tumbls allow nsf/w stuff??

[silverskye13]

hello hello :) I suddenly became curious about the durability of Tanguish’s spike thingies on his back (definitely spurred on by how lizard coded he is). The way you draw them seems to resemble sculk shriekers which is pretty neat if that’s the case :3 Do you imagine them about as strong as keratin or softer? Do they shed? Anyways, this is such a small and probably insignificant detail but I’m curious about your thoughts 🎤

See his little back spikes are actually in a really funny place for me, because in the context of art, they're there. But in my mind when I'm writing him, they're not there. Schrodinger's back spikes. They're gone until you can see them--

That being said! I always imagine them a lot like Godzilla's crest funnily enough. They're somewhat hollow on the inside, with a lot of veins, which I think would follow then that they could be flushed with color? Like how they used to [and still might I'm not into the paleobiology scene] think Stegosaurus spikes could flush with blood and get more colorful. The idea that The Little Guy could suddenly blush and all the spikes on his back would turn red [or maybe light up and glow like the spots on sculk] is very amusing to me. Mood ring lizard spikes.

As hollow keratin bits, they probably bleed a decent amount of they're broken off, ouchie, but he probably does shed them naturally every once in awhile? Imagine him getting really itchy one day and the spikes fall off, and Helsknight is left going, "What the heck. Are you okay. You are falling to pieces. Help. What is happening. Oh my god."

[crimeronan]

great news everyone. discovered a song that fits my blorbos so well i'll be pulling unreasonable amounts of dopamine from it for days. cant wait to repeat this so many times on spotify that the app is like "hey. uh. are you okay"

[mismess]

any time tinybuild does anything with hello neighbor i lose my entire damn mind it makes my tiny little brain engine rattle AAAAUUUGH please release the movie in theaters so i can drag my siblings to it

[imkitkat]