#HELLLLPP

[majaaaaaaaaaa-with-10-as]

PLEASEEEE

[soupsoupbread]

what the fuck is tfe vs tfa trans discourse the gf said something and i was like what the h is thay so i looked it up and all i got were autobots and some decepticons. hep me

[selfship-confession-box]

I MIGHT BE HAVING A BI AWAKENING OVER FOLLY FUCKING REGRETEVATOR HELP ME

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[wawataka]

in honor of mcr and mob psycho 100 coming back oh the same day (quiet whispers) what. what do you mean that was over a year ago

[hauntedaether]

having a classic "i need to clean my room before it starts affecting me psychologically and causes delusions again but also Executive Dysfunction" moment

[bladethrowsshade]

yall have that one ship u lowkey hate in the fandom but everyone loves it

[matrixgremlin]

BOoooooEeeeeyyyEeeZzz

[o-scrivello]

big Joofus, you should wear this shirt

One, please knock it the fuck off with the name. Two, no??

[rosydreamiing]

don't even look my way if you're not Lal.o Sal.amanca

[deathsweetblossoms]

I still cannot believe this scene in The Dream Thieves exists omigod 🥹

NOAH AND BLUE BLUE AND NOAH

[redwolfxx]

Not a Simp

Gun x Reader

Tags: Gender wasn't specified so I did gender neutral, this is fluff, 3rd person POV, kinda short. OOC Gun. ----------- A/N:Thanks for the request -----------------------------------------------------------------

To 99% of those that knew Gun, they would believe him to be the worst person in existence and could only ever imagine him being loved by his reflection. With an enemy list taller than the Empire State building, Gun was not one to be trifled with.

However, that 1% believed him to be the stars to their world. That 1% was (y/n).

Gun isn't always the most lovable, but when Gun loves, he loves.

At first their relationship was one of friends, they met (in an alley as (y/n) beat someone up/at a cafe where (y/n) worked - choose your own story). It was an interesting first meeting, it was simple really, Gun fell in love at first sight. Although he would never admit to that, it was y/n who fell first after all.

Truth be told, Gun probably loved them more than they would ever come to know. If someone looked at them the wrong way, Gun would make it so they never existed. Gun would do whatever he could for them because they loved him.

(Y/n) taught Gun to love, y/n taught Gun a lot of things actually. (Y/n) saw Gun as a human, not a monster. For every ounce of love (y/n) gave, Gun would return it tenfold.

Gun hid (y/n) from the world, Goo being the only one to know their relationship, seeing as he would harass Gun until Gun finally would give in.

It would become a regular occurrence to have Goo come over on weekends, weekdays, and basically every day to hang out with the two. Gun didn't appreciate that, but how could he say no to (y/n), they were always so happy when Goo would come over to hang out.

(Y/n) was smart, a (major) graduate from (university name), had started their own business and could see the best anyone, even monsters. But, (y/n) could be oblivious at times: (y/n) would miss the stares of others that would follow them across the room, the disappearance of coworkers that always got a little to touchy, the men in black suits who would follow her for her safety. But, why would (y/n) notice when they knew that Gun would save them, no matter what.

Gun would do anything for (y/n), Gun would buy Gucci for them, Gun would murder for them, Gun would do anything.

In other words, or more specifically Goo's:

"Gun is a simp" (Goo)

"What? No." (Crystal on phone)

"Crystal, I swear he is, just listen. (Y/N) come here." (Goo on phone)

"What is it?" (Y/N)

"Follow along, I'm going to put on an Oscar winning performance of my death. When that is done I need you to say ow as quietly as possible." (Goo)

"aHem ahEm, GUUN I'VE BEEN STABBED CALL 911! I WON'T MAKE IT, TELL MY MONEY I LOVE HER. I FEEL THE BLOOD LEAVING MY BODY!! CALL 911! GUUUUNNNN HELLLLPP MEEE!!" (Goo)

*Gun doesn't respond*

"ow" (Y/N)

"WHAT! WHAT,! (Y/N)!! ARE YOU OKAY, DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSP-" (Gun)

"Simp" (Goo)

*ends call with Crystal*

"They have you wrapped around their finger tough guy"

"You can leave"

.........

Hope you enjoyed!

[hotvampireadjacent]

HELLLLPP i'm continuing my dark urge file and shadowheart didn't say anything when i just cut gale's arm off.

[dniosamu]

Agreed, but you seem cool though so,

https://www.tumblr.com/tittysuckersworld/745168904513585152/ooc-dniosamu-forcing-u-to-see-this-because-1?source=share

you and that goth guild guy???

Ah—I haven't had a proper conversation with him so no..

[babaynewgen]

call of duty OC commission

i love drawing out the small details, but it takes a long time to do, hellllpp🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[safrina-shards]

@teamphobia ,@frostbite-yinny hellllpp I accidentally paralyzed myself with a electric move:((

[spencerspiral]

I’m t4t regardless of the direction I think but holy shit I need to be bred by a trans man this is woah I’m going through withdrawals I think? Lmao feels a feverish, desperately need an academic wizard barista sort of twink sort of bear man in me filling me up with warmth and life ughh ugh uuuuaah ahhh aaaaahhh umm hellllpp?? I can’t even joke about tying my legs up with golden chains because I thought of it and got wet af and my heart skipped a beat FUCKING help I have no idea what’s wrong with me I’m not usually so…. Concerning….